Chapter 8: Reptile Rescue
Back in the party room, everyone continues to enjoy themselves. Pretty soon, Steven Spielberg is talking to a few producers and artists of the Animaniacs Reboot.
"Since the Warners has no permanent love interests and have a lack of parental guidance to be raised as proper children, they deserve love in their lives. Do you agree?" said Steven.
"Agree," said the producers and artists.
Then everyone hears a door begin kicked open. The Warners appeared with their outfits clothes in rips and tears, and they looked annoyed. Yakko's face is covered in red kiss marks, and Wakko's face is covered in orange kiss marks. Everyone turns to see them at this state and is surprised to see them like this.
"Daah, Warners? What happened to you?" Ralph asked.
"Trust us, Ralphy. You and everyone else do not want to know," said Yakko, as he and Wakko wipe their faces clean.
"Where's Stevie? We like to give him a complaint about our counterparts," said Wakko.
"He's over there," said Dr. Scartchansniff, pointing to Steven Spielberg.
When the Warners came up to him, he said, "Hello, Warners. I can tell that you had a good time with your counterparts."
"Not exactly, Stevie. They smooch us for a long time. And I'm looking at you, Amethyst! Thanks for not writing for a long time," said Dot.
"Now, Dot. She got other stories to write too, ya know," said Yakko.
"Yeah, about our rival, DreamWorks' popular franchise, the Trolls."
"Look, Stevie. They may be nice in their own way, and thank goodness they are fan-made characters. But their love for us is driving us crazy. In fact, we rather be eaten by alligators than being near them," said Wakko.
Then suddenly, Prof. Herring comes bursting from a wall while holding leashes to a pack of ravenous alligators. Everyone but the Warners and the characters in their segments run and scream in terror.
"That's not one of my pets," said Dot.
"Isn't that Prof. P. Herring?" said Nora, confused.
"Stupid Warners! You've turned my creations against their true purpose! They were supposed to kill you," said Prof. Herring.
"Kill the Warners!? I know they're annoying and crazy, but that doesn't mean they're that much to be killed for," said Dr. Scartchansniff, as the Warners hide behind him.
"Enough! They must be gone forever. Go forth, my Warner eating pets! And devour them!"
As the Warners segment characters ran off, the Warners are then chased by the alligators.
"Way to jinx us, Wakko," said Yakko.
"How was I suppose to know that alligators will come and eat us?!" Wakko said while he and his siblings climb their way up to a chandelier to be safe.
"Oh, good. This will be fun," said Prof. Herring, going to cut the rope, holding the chandelier.
"At least, we'll die as a family," said Dot, hugging her brothers in fear.
When the Warner Counterparts came, Yadira said, "Oh, Warners. We're not done with giving love to you yet."
But when they notice the party is under damages and everyone runs around in fear, Willa said, "Whut in tarnation?! Whut happened tuh our party?! An Ah know thet thuh Warners aren't responsible fahwar thus. It looks lahk thayure wuz an animal attack."
"Yes, Willa. Ahnd where ahre ze Wahrners? Hahly Mahna Leesa! Whaht ees our creatahr doing?!" Dave shouted when he sees the Warners about to be feed to the alligators by Prof. Herring.
From seeing the Warners in danger, the Warner Counterparts' faces turn red in anger. They soon pick up weighty stuff like anvils, buses, and cruises and charge at the alligators.
When the Warners, Prof. Herring, and the alligators noticed them carrying heavy lifting, Yadira yelled, "STAY AWAY FROM OUR WARNERS, YOU COLD BLOODED SKIN PURSES!"
When the Counterparts threw their load at the alligators, the reptiles yipes like dogs and ran off in fear, then Yadira grabs Prof. Herring by the neck while Dave pulls his pants down.
"Woah. Yadira, Willa, and Dave are saving us," said Yakko, impressed.
"They are crazy for us," said Wakko.
"In some way of being there for us," said Dot.
After Yadira lets go of Prof. Herring's neck, Willa literally booted him out of the mansion into a pit to the underworld. When he landed, he landed near Nils Niedhart.
"Warners booted you here?" Nils asked.
"Nope. Their counterparts did. It's a long story," Prof. Herring respond.
Back at the mansion, the Warners fell off the chandelier. But their Counterparts caught them before they hit the ground.
"Yakko, Wakko, and Dot are you alright? We thought you were going to be gator food," said Yadira, puts Yakko down before hugging him in worry.
"We're fine, thanks to you and your cousins," said Yakko, feeling grateful.
"Ah'm glad our inspirations an luv uh our lives aren't dead. Besides, yawl're thuh reason wha way dreamed uh bein' actors," said Willa, putting Wakko down before giving Wakko a bear hug.
"We are?" Wakko respond.
"Of course," Dave continued while putting Dot down. "Your wahrk ees ahwe-eenspeering. Ahnd to be hahnest, I dahn't sink we cahn get up to your rahnks ahnd pahpulahreety."
Confused, Dot responds, "But everyone likes you."
"Well, not much as they like you and brothers, Dot. Do you still want to party?" said Yadira.
"Sure, I guess. It's the only way to thank you," said Yakko, scratching the back of his head.
But when the party returns and the DJ plays Crazy in Love by Beyonce, Yadira happily pounces on Yakko and constantly smooch his face. Willa pulls Wakko toward her to kiss all over his face. Dave made Dot dip dance pose with him to kiss her lips. But the Warners start to run to escape, but with the Warner Counterparts, love chases them. Ralph, Nora, Dr. Scartchansniff, and Steven Spielberg watches the scene.
"Aw, isn't love funny. I think Animaniacs is going to be more fun to watch," said Steven happily.
After Ralph, Nora, and Dr. Scartchansniff nodded in agreement, before the Warner Counterparts pounced on the Warners and kisses their lisps. THE END