Kagura: Pachi, how do I get revenge on those who've wronged me?
Shinpachi: The best revenge is letting go and living well
Kagura:
Kagura: Hey Gin-chan, how do I get revenge-
Katsura: Do you ever want to talk about your feelings Gintoki?
Gintoki: No
Sakamoto: I do
Katsura: I know Sakamoto
Sakamoto: I'm sad
Katsura: I know Sakamoto
Gintoki: This is probably the second weirdest way I've almost died
Hijikata: What's the first?
Gintoki: It's very complicated, but long story short, I'm banned from every McDonald's in the country
Sakamoto: Going to plan B?
Gintoki: Technically, this would be plan G
Sakamoto: How many plans do we have? Is there like, plan M?
Katsura: Yeah, but Gintoki dies in plan M
Takasugi: I like plan M
Kagura, lying awake in a futon next to Gintoki's: Hey are you asleep yet?
Gintoki: Yes
Kagura: Oh okay, I won't bother you then
[2 hours later]
Kagura: Wait a second-
Hijikata: I don't have anger issues, you guys think I have anger issues?
Sougo: Well, I wouldn't really call it an issue. An issue is something you can fix
Gintoki: It's true Patsuan, you can probably get by without my advice. But why would you? I'm the smartest, most skilled man on this planet
Shinpachi: Are you stuck in that candy machine?
Gintoki: I paid for my candy, I'm getting my candy!
Shinpachi: Mmhmm. Kagura-chan, why aren't you mocking him?
Kagura, reveals hand stuck in a coffee pot: I dropped a quarter in here
Shinpachi: Okay, I'm leaving
Kamui: If I cut off my leg and swing it at your head, am I hitting you or kicking you?
Abuto: You'll probably end up mentally scaring me more than anything
I just felt like saying thanks to everyone who has commented on my stories! It truly makes my day!
On other news, I think I'll have to let go of the updates every two months for Strawberry Milk. Can't believe I'm saying this, but I'm going to a state-wide event which I need to study for. I already have the outline for the next chapter, I just need the time and motivation.
Anyway have a happy new year!