Disclaimer: I don't own Glitch Techs!
Title: Hinobi Chat Log, Day 69
Summary: The Discord chatfic everyone knew they wanted deep down. Somewhere. Probably in their toenail or smth.
Chapter Title: Who hurt bergy's parents
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-Me_K.O.! changed Berger's name to Traitor-
Me_K.O.!: BERGY I'M CALLING YOU OUT
Nix: wait we can change each other's names?
LordDad42069: oh dear god
-Nix changed Zahra's name to 6.02×10-
Nix: hehehe
Nix: chemistry
6.02X10: permission to cuss on the company chat sir
LordDad42069: You may cuss
LordDad42069: ONCE.
6.02X10: you little BITCH
6.02X10: did you seriously just nickname me for my mole?
6.02X10: USING MATH?
Nix: I love you Zahra
-6.02X10 changed Nix's name to LittleBitch-
LittleBitch: This is homophobia =(
-HanYeesh changed LittleBitch's name to Fucker-
HanYeesh: no THIS is homophobia
Fucker: SIR I AM BEING BULLIED
LordDad42069: One swear. One.
HanYeesh: yessir
-HanYeesh changed Fucker's name to nerd-
nerd: this is much worse
nerd: at least capitalize it
HanYeesh: (BugsBunnyNo)
Traitor: wait what did I do
Traitor: I was watching livestreams of that bug food game that looks so cute
Traitor: god I want a hinobi 5
MitchFTW: I still think it's ridiculous we can't have a Hinobi 5 at a discount
MitchFTW: We are literally the lifeblood of this company
6.02X10: This isn't a tweak unboxing video mate
MitchFTW: I got paid better doing tweak streams
MitchFTW: Nice name btw
-6.02X10 changed MitchFTW's name to Cockadoodledick-
LordDad42069: I feel obligated to state that is a second Extra Swear
6.02X10: Sorry sir
-6.02X10 changed Cockadoodledick's name to Cockadoodledofus-
LordDad42069: Better
Me_K.O.!: SIX MONTHS
Me_K.O.!: I'VE WORKED HERE FOR SIX MONTHS
Cockadoodledofus: did someone finally tell her those plants are fake
Me_K.O.!: I HAD FAITH IN YOU
Me_K.O.!: I TRUSTED YOU
Me_K.O.!: CECIL
6.02X10: oh rip
6.02X10: Did we forget to tell you guys?
Traitor: In my defense
Traitor: Cecil is a terrible name
Me_K.O.!: I'VE THOUGHT YOUR PARENTS NAMED YOU BERGY FOR SIX MONTHS
Me_K.O.!: I'VE SPENT SIX MONTHS PITYING YOU
Traitor: LIKE CECIL IS BETTER
Traitor: CECIL IS THE NAME OF A TROUBLED VICTORIAN BOY WITH A DELICATE CONSTITUTION
Cockadoodledofus: So... you.
Hi_5: I just went to the bathroom in class bc I felt my phone vibrating off the hook and thought it was an emergency what the heckle is going on
Cockadoodledofus: just text in class it's not that hard
Hi_5: Wait I just caught up THIS IS AN EMERGENCY
Hi_5: BERGY HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO ME
Traitor: YOU GO BY FIVE
Hi_5: YEAH BUT EVERYONE KNOWS MY NAME IS HECTOR
Hi_5: MIKO KNEW
Me_K.O.!: I, in fact, did not know prior to getting fnafed
Me_K.O.!: music is right all men are liars
Hi_5: WHAT
Hi_5: I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU
Me_K.O.!: I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW YOUR ABUELA'S NAME UNTIL LIKE A WEEK AGO
nerd: Disasters, the lot of you
nerd: You know what no, I can't handle this defamation of character
-nerd changed their name to Scorekeeper-
Cockadoodledofus: no one is going to call you that
Scorekeeper: I've made my peace with it
-Cockadoodledofus changed their name to MitchFTW-
MitchFTW: Can't rise above perfection
Scorekeeper: -gagging noises-
Scorekeeper: Zahra can I pick your new name
6.02X10: After you brought this into my home?
Scorekeeper: It won't be a mole joke I promise
Scorekeeper: Or a reference to the number of mol being used as a mole joke
6.02X10: Fine.
6.02X10: But if this is bad I'm hacking your socials and posting photos of last years halloween party
Scorekeeper: love you
-Scorekeeper changed 6.02X10's name to AnaFromOverwatch-
AnaFromOverwatch: You know what
AnaFromOverwatch: better than I thougth it was gonna be
Me_K.O.!: thats it im going on nickname strike
Me_K.O.!: legal and preferred names only
Me_K.O.: hector and cecil are on thin flipping ice
Hi_5: You realize how easy it is to turn that on its head tho right
Me_K.O.!: explain
Hi_5: Meeks
Me_K.O.!: touche nieves
MitchFTW: Do I spy ammo
Me_K.O.!: i will steal your shins
-Traitor changed their name to Bergalicious-
Bergalicious: Give it your best shot I won't answer
AnaFromOverwatch: So now you know the darkest secret of hinobi
AnaFroMOverWatch: The name Cecil Bergoch
Me_K.O.!: HIS LAST NAME IS WHAT
AnaFromOverwatch: oh rip
AnaFromOverwatch: I'd start running Bergy
Author's Note: I was absolutely done with these for the moment but then some anon came in and was like "hey you know Bergy's name is Cecil right" and I felt the need to be dramatic about it lol.
-Mandaree1