Chapter 10: The start of the new Tail.
(AN: Hi everyone, I hope you are enjoying the new chapters of this fun fan fiction! I recently received a review from a helpful reader who expressed concern that I did not remind people that Narukami cannot speak enough. That is understandable! And I will work hard to correct this in future instalments!)
An hour had passed as the party headed North towards Egypt. Unfortunately walking on the sand with no heelies was proving to be a problem. Yukiko had found time to shoot up after the last battle, injecting straight feline piss into her neck (luckily the cat girls had sprayed a lot before they had died), Joseph was in charge of carrying her while she violently flailed her arms, screamed and insisted the Earth was neither round nor flat, but actually a floating vortex cube that travelled through space dragging the rest of the planets with it.
The gang were exhausted, walking like they all had aching vaginas after a 1 hour pure pounding session by variously different men with varying shaped penis' and lengths. Even with lubrication that was sure to cause some pain. AI Tails was motivating the gang to keep moving, by projecting himself on the JACK OFF and doing the Hare Hare Yukai as well as singing his favourite song: All the single furies. Yosuke was open to rubbing his new metal groin on giant hairy beasts, but Chee was not, she was only interested in Men 3 times her own age by now. Looking frustrated, she spoke up "Joseph, how much further until we reach Egypt? It's fucking boiling and I haven't eaten in 20 minutes". Joseph put his robot finger in the air, licked it and tested the wind "NO FUCKING IDEA CHEE CHAN" he said confidently.
When it seemed like everyone would be walking for several more hours, disaster struck! The Earth began shaking violently beneath them! Yukiko started convulsing more and screamed "This is it! The great cube is cracking open! We're heading into an alternate future!" Of course, Yukiko was being an absolute quivering cunt with a side of salad, because this is not what was happening. Yosuke, with his heavy frame, was the first to sink below the sand! "No, I don't want to die a metal virgin!" he squealed like an assaulted alter boy, slipping through the ground. Chee grabbed onto Narukami "I will keep you safe Narukami-san". Narukami looked at her confidentially, and would have thanked her but he couldn't because he is a silent protagonist and cannot speak, so he made the OK symbol with his hand and in this universe American nazis never have used it to symbolise white power. Also even if they did Narukami is an English thinking Japanese student so it wouldn't make sense for him to think about white power.
The gang all fell through the sand with a combined cartoon "AAAAAAH", but Joseph made the "AH HO HO HOY" scream that Goofy from the hit movies "The Goofy Movie" makes. When they landed on the floor, a somewhat similar voice was heard.
"YOU KILLDA MY BROTHER, NOW… I'MMAH GONNA WIN!" A purple wearing moustached spoony looking fuck appeared on a giant monitor inside the cave the party had landed in (oh yeah I forgot to mention, they landed in a cave and there is a giant monitor in the cave that the party have fallen into). Narukami pointed in shock, as AI Tails clarified over the JACK OFF "Wow that looks like Waluigi! The brother of Wario who's skull you guys popped like a soggy watermelon!"
Waluigi laughed manically "AH HA HA HA!" then he wiped the cum from his mouth and said proudly "You will have to clear my maze to survive… BAD LUCK!" What a dickhead, he wished them bad luck instead of good luck! A giant stone doorway opened up (Oh also there is a giant stone doorway in the cave with them) and the pussy pals gingerly stepped up to it…
To be continued…