In the vaccum of space, no one can hear you scream.

Well, no one can hear you laugh either cause there's no sound.

Anyway, our story begins with Ridley Vasquez, a young carrot woman trapped on a lone starship in the middle of some unknown galaxy. Ridley must defend herself, for there lurks a strange cosmic being known as...the xenorabbit...

"Almost...got it..." the carrot speaks through bated breath, re-wiring a large system of wires on the side of a ship. She takes the blue wire and the red wire, and... "THERE!"

—*SHIP MODULATORS ARE, ONLINE—* a calm, female voice radiates throughout the computers.

Then, as quickly as it came on, the ship's computers instantly fail yet again, leaving Ridley submerged in total darkness yet again.

But Ridley is not scared, she simply cocks her space-gun and remarks,

"...be very quiet. I'm hunting Xeno-Rabbits."

Ridley walked through the darkened halls, until something wet dripped onto the floor. She turned her head upwards, and though she could not say a word about the predicament she was in, she internally gasped.

At the very top of the ceiling, was the creature in particular. It had white fur, a large, reptilian tail, and feet with sharp claws. It also had three-fingered hands with claws, large, sharp teeth, four sets of blood-red eyes, along with four tails. It drooled a strange, black slime that oozed and smoked as it disintegrated part of the cold, metal floor.

"...Vasdn-an-cha-fge, Krll?"

(Translation from Alien language: *What's up, Doc?*)

"ZOUNDS!" Ridley exclaimed. "A FOUR-EYED, FOUR-EARED FURRY VEGGIE PEOPLE EATER!"

(SKREEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!*) The rabbit-like alien hollered, raising his claws and revealing a smaller mouth on his tongue (that strangely had bunny ears as well).

Ridley yanked out her laser gun and zapped the rabbit right on the cotton tail, however this appeared to make him even more angry, and he charged at her, baring his long fangs.

Ridley initiated the anti-gravity, allowing her to easily float away from the xenorabbit and towards the control panels. All seemed well as the xenorabbit floated aimlessly, as its limbs were not peddling his body along, try as he might.

Ridley quickly locked the entrance to the control panel, but not before firing another shot from her laser gun, just as a precaution to make sure the monster was really dead.

"Well, glad that's over." The carrot woman replied.

The loud screech that came from the alien rabbit told her that she was okay and that it was dead, but was that really the case???

No.

For in her folly, Ridley had forgotten that the xenorabbit species has a prehensile tongue...that can penetrate even the toughest of steel enclosures.

"AAAAAAAAAGH!!" Ridley screeched, flailing about as the alien rabbit had killed her at last, leaving her in a puddle of her own carrot juice.

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"OH, MY GOSH!" Percy exclaimed. "THAT WAS TOTALLY WICKED! Also, I think I wet myself."

"Yeah, I did NOT see that ending coming!" Annie replied.

"If you guys wanna see another twist story, I'll do one next." Petunia (dressed as Ariel from The Little Mermaid) replied, handing Lou back to Laura, who held him and pulled out his rattle. "It shall be called; THE CUUUURSE OF VEGGIE HIIIIIIIGH...OOOOOH!" Petunia giggled, making fake ghost noises and pointing the flashlight at her face.

"That sounds a tad cliché." Mr. Lunt replied.

"BUT IT'S BASED ON A TRUUUE STORYYYYY..." Petunia replied, still doing the voice. "AND THE BEST PART IS, IM' THE MAAAAAIN CHARACTERRRRRR..."