Finn walks in to Glee the next day, "OK guys, here is the assignment for this week" He writes 'Feud' on the board, "OK, so feuds. Feuds in the musical world have sparked some legendary songs in the history of music. Let's name some, GO" he says as he points at Santana
"Elton John and Maddona" Santana points at Sam
"N-Sync and the Backstreet Boys" Sam points at Marley
"Lennon vs. McCartney, but I'm pretty sure there's no songs written about it."
"Thanks guys, so for this week, pair up with someone who you disagree with on something, and perform a mash-up, and performances are Friday, and not only are me and San judging, we also have two celebrity judges." Finn smiles as he motions to Quinn and Puck as they walk in.
"Wait Quinn, don't you still go to Yale? Don't you have classes?" Blaine asks
"Yes, Blaine, I still have classes, I'm just taking them online."
"Makes sense."
"OK, you have your marching orders. Get to it!"
As the kids start to file out to do research for their assignment, Santana walks up to Finn, "Hey we should be a part of this assignment too. I mean you and Will are having a falling out, tell him to sing with you. That usually settles everything."
"Yeah that makes sense, but what doesn't is why he's so mad. Like just two weeks ago, he considered me his best friend, he's obviously not mine, but still, I did nothing to upset him..." If finally dawned in Finn, "except lead the Glee Club to a victory. Oh my God, San, what if Will's jealous of the fact that the kids like me more?"
"OK Finn, even though that's true, that doesn't give him a right to assault you on school grounds. He should be going to prison right now."
"Yeah, I do agree with you, but Sue's gotten away with so much shit, Will probably won't even get a slap on the hand."
"Well yeah because Sue's been bribing Figgy... because she has money. Oh my God, San we can totally take this to Figgins, Will doesn't have the money to do anything about it."
"Finn, are you sure you want to do this, Will can lose his job."
"Santana, Will gave up his dignity, and his job, when he decided to punch me, and threaten my girlfriend. No one tries to hurt the one thing that I love more than life itself and gets away with it." Santana nods, as they walk out the door.
/
Finn and Marley are hanging out at their house, "Finn, is it bad that I have no idea what I'm gonna do for this assignment? I don't even have a partner right now."
"Well Marls, not everything comes to someone in one day. Most of the time it takes time to make something great, well, not us because we pretty much happened in the span of 36 hours but hey, I'm not complaining."
Marley jumps on Finn, forcing his back to the couch, "Good" she says as she kisses him with passion, throwing his shirt off of him. After a few minutes of each other's tongues down their throats, Finn gets his hands to the hem of Marley's shirt, when they hear a faint knock at the door, which they obviously choose to ignore, but they get pissed when the doorbell rings 10 times too much. "We're finishing this later" she whispers in his ear, as she goes to answer the door. She gets to the door, and looks through the peep-hole, "fuck" She mutters as she opens the door, "What the hell do you want hobbit"
"I want my boyfriend back, speaking of Finn, is he here? I want to talk to him."
"Yes, actually, he is here, but as of right now, he's on the couch, shirtless, waiting to fuck me senseless, so, if I were you, I'd get off of my property before I beat the living shit out of you. And be warned, I don't care if I go to prison." Rachel has fear in her eyes as she says this, which makes Marley smirk as she slams the door in her face, and locking it.
She walks back to the living room, and sees Finn quite amused at the encounter between Rachel, "Wow, that was so hot"
"Well Mr. Hudson, I believe that you are going to fuck me senseless, and oh" she leans in to his ear, "I want to feel all of you"
"Wait, Marley, are you sure?"
"I've been on the pill for a month, now, I think my chariot awaits."
"Yes it does your highness, yes it does"
/
"Wow" Marley says as they both laugh, "I mean, that was probably our best time"
"I know what you mean, so, now that the bitch is back, do you think you figured out your assignment"
"I do."
/
"BERRY" Marley yells as she walks into the school, and sees Rachel in the choir room
"What to you want Margaret, I need to go visit Mr. Shue. You don't belong there."
"Oh you didn't hear?" Rachel looks confused, "Will is on the verge of getting fired for assaulting Finn. Now, Finn and Santana are coaches of the club. So fuck off. And plus, the glee assignment is feud, so find a Madonna song, because I'm about to kick your ass"
Marley walks into the choir room, and sees Ryder on the drums, "HIT IT" and Sam begins his guitar riff.
The Bitch Is Back (Marley) / Dress You Up (Rachel) *Elton John / Madonna*
As everyone cheers, Marley hold out her hand for Rachel to shake, but she takes it back, and walks out, giving her the finger as she makes her exit.
/
"OK Will, I don't know what your problem is with me, but whatever it is, we're settling it in glee club. Tomorrow. At 3. Auditorium. Be there." Finn says as he walks in and out in a matter of seconds, ignoring Will's call for his name multiple times. As Finn is walking to the 'Gloffice' as he and Santana call it, he runs into Blaine, dawning his new red and white uniform, "Blaine, so, how'd it go"
"Exactly as planned, I'm gonna work from the inside, and bring her down. By the time we graduate, Sue Sylvester's reign of terror will finally be over"
"Excellent" Finn responds as they high five.
/
"In the '90s, the media pitted two of America's hottest music groups against one another in an epic clash for pop culture supremacy. Will, I still don't know what your problem is, but get it together. i don't care that you hit me, I care that you almost hit my girlfriend. That was the last straw"
"And just so y'all know, we'll be joining this performance because we are basically America. We support one side because the other is trying to beat another thing to get what they want." Artie says while glaring at Will. "Even though I used to look up to you Mr. Shue, you have lost all of my respect. Finn has done nothing wrong, and you need to start trying to get friends your age, instead of befriending a group of misfits and outcasts in your, well, not your, the high school glee club."
"Whatever. Begin Please"
*Bye Bye Bye / I Want It That Way (Will / Finn)*
As everyone cheers, Finn goes to hug Marley, but Will starts running at Finn, "Finn look out" Puck screams as Finn turns around and sees Will running at him. He quickly dodges the attack, spins so he's facing Will's back, and literally kicks his ass as he falls on the floor.
"WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM WITH ME? I HAVE DONE NOTHING TO YOU, SO WHY ARE YOU ATTACKING ME"
"BECAUSE YOU STOLE MY GLEE CLUB" Finn is taken aback
"Will I didn't steal your glee club, you treated them like shit. Get out of my auditorium before I get Sue, the club sponser by the way, to forcefully remove you."
Will hangs his head in shame as he walks out of his possibly last glee club meeting.
"OK, so next week, me and San are going to be gone because we have to visit U of Lima, so, Blaine and Sam have been asked, by me, to figure out an assignment. So uh, dismissed."
so as you all can probably tell from the story, I hate rachel and will. with a mf passion dawg. like they're the worst characters on the show. don't hate me. but if you love those two, i respect that, so please show me the same respect, so yeah this fic will be very mean towards rachel and will.
thank you for coming to my ted talk