This chapter is written in memory of JustaMegaMothim. He couldn't join because he's European. Wait, never mind.
THAT COLLABORATION
Once this chapter is fully made 'n' all, I'll upload it to fanfiction, so everyone can see what you guys have created. LuanOTP has NO affiliation with this story. I swear. All credit goes to Ghost Zorua, HotRamen, JustaMegaMothim, AngelEspeon, KariffChief, Vixal, NinjaX, Simun and DevilsUnited. Shoutouts to HotRamen for being a veteran in punctuality. Furthermore, thanks to DippyCakes for hosting this session.
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Take three
Jasmine stretched as she walked out of the school gates. She was obviously, completely sober and under NO influences. Turning left, she recognised an Umbreon who seemed to cower within the daunting masses of highschoolers buzzing to get home this Friday afternoon.
"Hey Julley!" she called, approaching her dark-type step brother with a grin. "What's got you lookin' like that?"
The quadrupedal shyly nodded at the Lucario to greet her. "Umm… I need to meet Cassidy in a place called… Uhh… RamenTown? I-I-I don't know where it is, and she had skipped the last period to get there early… Could you help m-me out?"
The fighting and steel type smirked, and puffed out her D-cup bosom.
"This looks like a job for the one, and the only, Jasmine Breon-Solian!
Meanwhile in a flower pot next to the gate a curious Oran berry plant watched with great interest. Julley took notice of the pot before turning back to Jasmine.
"Jasmine… is th-that something you've heard of before?" The ringed mon asked her.
"Yeah, we've gone there a few times, Brendan and I. Pretty nice place." Jasmine answered.
"O-oh, great! Do you mind taking me there?" responded Julley "Well. of course I will, what kind of sister would I be if I didn't help my lil' bro hang out with his future wife?" Everything is going as planned.
"Umm… Thanks." gratified the Umbreon, who then began to awkwardly peer over her furry shoulder. "Hey, um, i-is that Charizard behind you going to be coming with us?"
The Lucario looked behind her. A Charizard wearing a clean pair of shades immediately turned around upon seeing their cover had been blown. Sheepishly, they began talking into their talons, as if to simulate talking into a phone.
Julley cocked his head. "Are they… h-having a stroke?"
"Tch. I don't know who that is. I say we get going before things get weird." replied Jasmine, furrowing her brows.
The curious oran plant popped up out of its pot revealing it to be a Phantump, the small pokemon began sneaking closer peeking out from behind cover as it followed them. Julley and Jasmine, thinking things were already weird enough, left the scene without a word. The Charizard took a sip of their "Budew Light" and followed the two.
As the duo strolled down the road, the steel type's ears would pick up small noises, only to find nothing behind them when she turned to look.
She turned back and the Phantump appeared back. It was observing the frail Umbreon and the attractive Lucario, when he noticed the suspicious Charizard eyeing and following the duo too.
"...Soooooo Julley, what are you gonna do with Cass in RamenTown?" asked the HAWT lucario. "Uhh… perhaps just talk and eat dinner I suppose"
The Lucario gave Julley a skeptical look. "Mhm, and what else," Julley, being oblivious to Jasmine's sexual indicators, shook his head and answered with the seriousness of a calamity.
"I guess we might go window shopping too Jaz, do you wanna come with us? I'm sure Cassidy wouldn't mind."
"I don't have anything else to do, so I suppose I can-" she heard a weird noise behind them and quickly turned around, but still saw no one else behind them.
Without much hesitation, jasmine picked up julley and blasted off to the nearest exit, as she reached the exit, she took one last glance behind her to make sure no ones there "...As i was saying, I don't have anything else to do, so i suppose i can join you two"
The Phantump flashed a startled expression and began flying after them hiding whenever Jasmine turned around to look, as the Phantump followed them it passed a Froslass sipping a smoothie and talking with a Houndoom.
The Phantump soon caught up to the Umbreon and Lucario. It prepared a shadow sneak to surprise them, but was greeted with an unexpected flamethrower coming toward him from the side.
The step siblings heard the commotion behind them and ran through the alley, but they were stopped by Jasmine getting stuck in between the rungs of a ladder.
"What are you doing?" asked the seemingly pretty young Phantump to the Charizard, after evading the attack. "Why are you attacking me, I didn't do anything to you!"
"My intentions are far beyond your understanding, mortal" The mysterious charizard said before teleporting behind the unfortunate phantump and popping a cap behind his ass. These charizards amirite? The Phantump looks at the Charizard with a confused expression as the bullet passes through the ghost and imbeds itself in the wall behind it "What were you expecting exactly?" The Phantump asks flatly?
"Just a distraction, now here comes the real deal"
Cassidy checked the clock on the wall of the restaurant she was supposed to meet her boyfriend at. She had already been waiting for over an hour, and she knew that the dark type would never leave her hanging without telling her beforehand. Her leg was bouncing with the anxiety of the unknown, wishing Julley would show up with some sort of explanation and a cute, stuttering apology.
Don't worry, maybe he just doesn't know how to get there.
Or maybe he's just making out with his HAWT step-sis.
…
…
Fuck off.
Shortly after, the duo came from the entrance, both seemed to be quite tired and… a bit injured? "Woah! What happened to you two?" The worried Glaceon said while getting off her seat to get a closer look at the two step-siblings. She nosed the two apart to look at her boyfriend first, trying to find any wounds marring his black fur. While no severe injuries were present, it was quite clear that the Umbreon was feeling pain in his left leg, as he seemed to put less weight on it.
"S-sorry, we had a problem with a ladder." answered Cassidy's lover, even though it didn't explain how a problem with a ladder could have caused such injuries.
"Yeah, honestly. Even I can't explain where I got these injuries from. They just sort of…..happened?" Questionably explained the busty pokemon. "Well, do you two wanna hang out at my house instead? We could take a quick rest there if you want!" Offered our favorite glaceon, Jasmine gave off a sinister grin. Perfect, PERFECT.
This event would be monumental, a truly insane endeavor. This moment would define all moments within Jasmine's life for eternity, and last a lifetime, across generations, and through universes. That Universe, of course.
The walk was pretty uneventful, and they quickly arrived at Cassidy's house. Jasmine licked her lips, already planning some M-rated mischief. She couldn't wait.
"Well, make yourselves at home, I'll go prepare some snacks and drinks for you guys." Cassidy while opening the front door to her beautiful house. "OH! and don't go upstairs, especially you Julley"
Immediately, Julleys curious mind thought about what could be up there, though, he doesn't question it, Jasmine on the other hand... "Why can't we go up there Cassy? Surely you aren't hiding something... "personal" up there, are you?" Said the snickering Lucario.
Through the snickers of the lucario, just barely audible was the sound of a faint, sinister thudding emanating from upstairs. Caught off guard, the glaceon laughed as well, a hearty, loud laugh, as though masking the sound was instrumental in maintaining her livelihood.
All three pokemon laughed while exchanging tense glances, as Cassidy opened her mouth to dismiss the noise Julley shot up the stairs like a blur, as the others chased him Julley reached the upstairs bathroom and opened it to reveal the source of the ominous thud.
The Umbreon soon found himself looking straight at the voice he has heard inside his head for so long now, Arceus.
Meanwhile Jasmine felt annoyed that some dumb and uncool Charizard thwarted and put an end to her sinister plans, instead making her clean some lemonade spilled on the floor.
"W-what are you doing here?" asked Julley, with a visibly annoyed look.
"I'm using the soap." said the legendary in a factual tone.
"What?"
"The soap. We don't have any in the Hall of Origins." Explained Arcues. "Aren't you some omnipotent being? Can't you just conjure up some yourself?" Argued the annoyed ringed eon.
"Well excUUUUUUUUUUSE ME Julley, not my fault people took advantage of me back then when i was new at my job!" The pokegod said as he spaced out, reminicing of his horrible past "...Can't have shit in the Hall of Origins."
The warm wet liquid was all over Arceus, accenting his ivory skin with globs of pearlescent suds. After some time, he was fully coated and bubbly, slipping on the floor slightly. "Julley," Arceus began to inquire, "Would you help me wash it off?"
Arceus was surprised by Julley slamming the door shut and walking back downstairs leaving Arceus to finish bathing alone, "Fair" replied the legendary before resuming his task quietly half singing to himself "Scrub a dub dub there's a me in the sink."
Julley wanted answers. He had no clue what the crude divine was doing in his girlfriend's bathroom. He was sure that Cassidy was aware, as she told him to not go upstairs earlier, and was hoping he was really just there for soap and not something more... disturbing.
The dark type walked up to Cassidy. "Uh… Cass? Can we talk in private?" he said quietly to not get Jasmine's attention.
Meanwhile
"STOP MOVING SO MUCH!" shrieked the Charizard between Flamethrowers. The Phantump was fleeing her, coincidentally (a.k.a plot convenience) heading towards Cassidy's house.
"STOP RUNNING COWARD AND FACE ME LIKE A REAL MAN!" Angrily screamed the fast flying charizard. "But I'm not even a man!" The phantump responded, who was also afraid for his afterlife.
A familiar advanced aircraft swooped in and left them behind the dust and the charizard immediately followed after it like a moth to a lamp "FAAAAAAAALCOOOOOOOO" she screamed as she left behind the dead tree ghost (insert sitcom laugh track here)
Similar to Fox's up-B, the flamethrowers were flaming, on absolute fire, completely ablaze!
"Why did I see arceus in your bathroom." Julley asked his girlfriend. "Well, long story, so basically he just appeared in the bathroom, and asked me for some soap. I didn't want to deny the pokemon God's request, so I just rolled with it. This has been happening for a few weeks, and that's the story."
"Oh. And you're completely nonchalant with that? Having the god of creation use your bathroom?" Julley asked with a skeptical expression.
"Well, he IS the god of creation after all, it's not like I can prevent him from using it in the first place, and he is nice, sooo…"
As Julley sighed in defeat, he went towards the living room to take a quick break and make himself at home and such
The Umbreon looked around the room before spying the remote and turning on the tv. Once doing so, he watched what was on without much complaint.
However, he noticed on the TV screen two little red dots, seemingly watching and analysing him like two red eyes reflecting on the screen.
Julley looked back, only to see a plant pot on the sofa, he took a good look at it, but then went back to watching TV, but he keeps seeing the same pair of red dots in the middle of the TV, it's probably just the TV malfunctioning Julley thought to himself. But they were all deceived, for there was another house plant forged in secret, a Phantump.
"Poggers," Julley said, after a moment of reprieve, "The TV's fixed." Sure enough, the two dots in the center of the screen had disappeared, and he could finally continue watching his Beyblade in comfort.
He began lying down on the sofa, when his head touched the potted plant. He stared at the plant, and the plant stared back, both trying to understand the situation they ended up in.
"...AAAAH!" they both yelled and recoiled away from each other, like in one of those cartoons, "W-what do you want from me?" yelled out Julley in frustration, "all you've been doing was stalking and attacking us when we aren't looking!"
"I didn't try to attack you, I was trying to tickle your ear with a blade of grass!" The Phantump yelled back. "But yes, I was stalking you" he replied softly.
"In the weird way, or the scary way?" Julley asked. The Phantump looked on, perplexed as to what methods of stalking could be labeled as either weird or scary.
"Weird in what way?" he asked.
Before Julley could explain the semantics of stalking, Jasmine, who finished cleaning that AWESOME lemonade , entered the room and noticed the little Phantump.
"You're so adorable!" She squealed, swiftly grabbing him and hugging him between her gongalongalahonkers, confusing the Umbreon and making the Phantump blush.
"Uh, J-Jasmine, aren't you like, s-suspicious of him in any way?" questioned the confused umbreon, "Oh come on Julley, how can anyone get mad at such a mega cutie like him? Can we keep him?" "No" monotoned both the confused Umbreon and embarrassed Phantump simultaneously.
The Phantump looked up from their massive, squishy, circular prison. "Could you please release me, kween?" it asked kindly
Jasmine, completely baffled that he asked such a thing, decided to kindly give him some personal space, "Man…" Jaz said, while looking away towards the sun, completely ignoring the fact that shes being blinded by it. "Uh you ok or?" The Phantump asked as smoke could be seen rising from her eyes, "This is fine" she said as a sizzling noise began.
The Lucario ceased her staring and turned around, getting a good look at the room. The smol Phantump, the timid Umbreon, and the TV all… not there, nope. A couple blinks and then they were brought into view. "So," she began, "Now what?"
Conveniently, Both Cassidy and Claire came from the kitchen with top quality soup being brought to the living room in a silver platter, the divine smell of the soup seemed to have calmed everyone within the living room down "Julley sweaty, whos that lil' cutie besides you?" asked the motherly espeon in a calm voice
Julley, the suave mastermind he is, trotted over to Cassidy's side and replied, of course, "Cassidy." Speech increased to 54 "I'm Benny" the Phantump said shyly "Well I'm glad to meet you" Claire replied kindy
But nobody listened because everyone was absolutely surprised, baffled, speechless, perplexed by Jasmine, who had recently entered the room wielding a cup filled with, believe it or not, soup. She was nonchalantly watching the group converse while sucking intensely on a straw.
Cassidy on the other hand was out of words, she never knew that Julley had the guts to pull such a feat, she was beyond flattered, "Why are you so surprised Cass, Am I wrong?" I
Jasmine piped in between sips of her soup. "Yes, you were standing beside me at the point in time in which Claire asked that question, therefore making me the 'lil cutie."
Julley blushed at this and Cassidy gave him a feigned scowl before it faded and she started laughing.
After a little while, all of them were in the living room, sharing laughs and having a fun time together, and most importantly, eating soup with the family.
~~fin~~
SOMEONE SHOULD LOCK THE DOC
Indeed, someone should.
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Massive oof.
:^)
This is STILL NOT LOCKED. Oh well.
Anyways, the ending has been JustaMegaMothim-approoved.
You cheeky fucker
I can cheeky fuck from time to time, can't I?
Wait that sounded more awkward than intended. Enfin bref. Po document n'est toujours pas verrouillé.
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