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Fifi's New Tiny Toon Adventures
Written by Artist1990
Based on "Tiny Toon Adventures" created by Tom Ruegger and produced by Warner Bros. Animation and Amblin
Based on the "Pokémon" Video Games by Nintendo & Game Freak and the Anime Series by OLM, Inc.
Other guest starring franchises belong to their respective owners.
Note: All Pokémon dialogue is translated.
(Insert New Version of "Tiny Toon Adventures" Theme Song)
(We see the Warner Bros. logo which zooms away and it transitions to the Tiny Toons circle.)
Buster: We're tiny . . .
(Buster appears.)
Babs: We're toony . . .
(Babs appears.)
Cast: We're all a little looney,
(The rest of the Tiny Toons cast join in. Mary Melody replaces Elmyra Duff.)
And in this cartoony,
we're invading your TV.
(The Tiny Toons run out of the TV.)
Buster and Babs: We're comic dispensers.
(Buster squirts himself with a seltzer bottle, while Babs hits herself with a pie.)
Fifi: We crahck up ahll ze censahrs.
(The censors are laughing)
Cast: On Tiny Toon Adventures,
(Fifi emerges from the TV smashes the screen with a mallet.)
get a dose of comedy!
(Buster is dressed as a doctor, while Babs and Fifi are dressed as nurses.)
So here's Acme Acres,
it's a whole wide world apart.
(We see a view of Acme Acres.)
Fifi: Our hahme sweet hahme, eet stahnds ahlahne,
a cahrtoon wahrk of ahrt!
(Fifi is making a painting of her Cadillac. She's wearing a French barret.)
Plucky: The scripts were rejected,
(Plucky is operating a type writer.)
expect the unexpected.
(A second Plucky head emerges from the paper, scaring the real Plucky.)
Cast: On Tiny Toon Adventures, it's about to start!
(We see the Tiny Toon Adventures logo again.)
Plucky: They're furry,
They're funny.
(Buster and Babs Bunny appear.)
Cast: They're Babs and Buster Bunny.
(Buster and Babs take off their disguises, revealing that Buster is really Babs and Babs is really Buster.)
Montana Max has money.
(Montana Max emerges from a pile of dollars, holding more dollars.)
Teen Titans are a bane!
(The TTG Versions of the Teen Titans are harassing Elmyra until Bane whacks all six of them with a large steel girder. Some of them hit the camera.)
Buster: Here's Hamton.
(Hamton is vacuuming his floor.)
Plucky: And Plucky!
(Plucky emerges from the vacuum.)
Babs: Fifi's very mushy!
(Fifi is trying to kiss Buster, but he's hold her back. Babs has her hands on hips, looking jealous.)
Cast: Furrball's unlucky . . .
(Furrball is smelling a flower until a piano crushes him.)
and Gogo is insane.
(Gogo Dodo hits himself with a mallet, splitting him into more copies.)
Fifi: Aht Ahcme Looniverseety we earn our toon degree.
(We see Acme Looniversity.)
Ze teacheeng stahff's been getteeng laughs seence 1933!
(Fifi and the other students are gathered at class. The teachers present are Bugs Bunny, Daffy Duck, Porky Pig and Elmer Fudd, posing. Fudd is flattened by an anvil.)
Cast: We're tiny, we're toony, we're all a little looney,
(We see the cast of Tiny Toon Adventures)
It's Tiny Toon Adventures, come and join the fun!
(We see the logo again, but then, Fifi thrusts the words of 'Fifi's New' on top and joins Buster and Babs in the logo.)
Fifi: Ahnd now our sahng ees dahne!
Fifi's Sweet Sixteen
It was a peaceful month at the city of Acme Acres. The toons have been doing well in their classes. Elmyra Duff was still in prison. But in addition, Fifi La Fume's birthday was coming up in at least three days. Her sweet sixteen that is. Already, she and her mother, Fleur La Fume were planning a big birthday celebration. They rented the Acme Acres Dance Hall for the party and their other family relatives were coming over from Paris too. The two skunkettes also got to work in handing invitations out to their friends and other people.
Right now, it was the day before Fifi's birthday party. Fifi was just waking up to start her morning. "Le yawn," yawned Fifi as she stretched her arms. She then noticed her nightgown felt a tight on her body for some reason. "Hmm? Whaht's going on? Why does my nightgown feel so tight een ze chest ahrea?" asked Fifi. The purple skunkette walked up to her vanity. When she saw her reflection, her eyes widened in surprise. She let out a loud "Sahcrebleu!"
This was enough to wake up her mother, Fleur. She ran up to door of her daughter's room and knocked on it. "Fifi, whaht's ze mahttair? I heard you shout. Whaht's going on, sweetie?" asked Fleur. "I sink eet's best you cahme een ahnd see fahr yourself," said Fifi. "Okay," said Fleur. She opened the door and saw the exact reason why Fifi shouted. For Fifi had changed in appearance. The teenage skunkette was had grown slightly taller. She was starting to develop an hourglass figure. Fleur was surprised.
"Fifi, you've . . . you've chahnged," said Fleur. "I know. Zese chahnges must've hahppened overnight. I zought I would've develahped zese chahnges when I stahrted puberty," said Fifi. "You must be a lahte bloomair," said Fleur. "You may be right. I guess my new curves ahre, how you say, ahn early beerthday geeft," said Fifi. "Oui," said Fleur. "Perhahps weeth zese new ahssets, I may finahlly ahttrahct sahme boys," said Fifi. Fleur nodded. Fifi changed into the clothes she was going to wear to school. Once again, she was wearing her light green blouse and dark green skirt. Her blouse was skin tight, so it was showing her curves. Before going to school, Fleur took measurements of her daughter so that she could go shopping for new clothes for Fifi.
Buster opened the door to his locker and put his backpack in. He took his books out of his backpack before locking his locker. At that moment, Babs Bunny, his crush approached him. "Hello, Buster," said Babs. "Hiya, Babs," said Buster. "So, you looking forward to Fifi's sweet sixteen tomorrow?" asked Babs. "Yeah. I hear Fifi's other family members are coming. This is the first time we're going to meet them," said Buster. "Fifi has showed me and Shirley some of the shows and documentaries that Fifi's father, Pierre La Fume has filmed. I hear that Fifi's younger brother helps out too," said Babs. "I guess he's going to be filming the party too," said Buster. "Mm-hmm," said Babs.
Just then, Buster saw something that made his eyes widened. "Hey, Babs. Is that . . . ?" asked Buster. Babs turned around and saw what Buster was seeing. The two bunnies saw Fifi La Fume walking down the hallway. They were surprised at Fifi's new look. The boys were blushing due to Fifi being curvy now. "That's Fifi?" asked Plucky. "It can't be," said Monty. "B-b-but it is," said Hamton. His eyes turned into red hearts since he has a crush on her. And he also had a nosebleed. Fifi shook her head.
"Like, what's going on? What are you boys gossiping about?" asked a voice. It was Bimbette Skunk, Fifi's rival. "Like, see for yourself, Bimbette," said Shirley, pointing toward Fifi. Bimbette saw Fifi and her eyes widened when she saw her rival's new curves. "So what? She probably had plastic surgery to try to outdo me," said Bimbette. Fifi heard what the pink skunkette said. "My new look eesn't plahsteec surgery grahnted. Eet's nahturahl," said Fifi. "Doesn't matter. I'm still the prettiest girl in the school," bragged Bimbette. "Even before she got her new look, Fifi was always the most beautiful girl in my eyes," said Hamton as he approached Fifi. "What?!" asked Bimbette. "And now, you're even more beautiful, Fifi," said Hamton. Fifi smiled as her cheeks blushed pink. "Merci, Hahmtahn. You're so sweet," said Fifi. She kissed Hamton on the cheek, leaving a red lipstick kiss. Hamton's eyes turned into red hearts again and he melted into a blob. Fifi picked up Hamton and wrung him out. Fifi giggled. Bimbette gritted her teeth angrily since Hamton didn't view her as the most beautiful.
At that moment, Professor Pepé Le Pew was walking down the hall when he spotted Fifi. He was just as surprised as the students. "Zut ahlahr! Fifi, ees zat really you?!" asked Pepé. "Ze one ahnd only, prahfessahr. Puberty's being so kind to me. My new ahssets ahre ahn early beerthday geeft," said Fifi. "Well, I see you ahlready gaht ze boys blusheeng," said Pepé. "Mm-hmm," said Fifi. "Keep up ze good wahrk ahnd you'll grow ahs beauteeful ahs your mahthair," said Pepé. "Ahll I need ahre a pair of luscious ahnd keessahble leeps ahnd lahngair hair," said Fifi.
After school, Fifi La Fume walked down the street on her way home. She still had some invitations to hand out. Just then, she heard the shouting of some excited girls. "I wahndair whaht ees going on?" asked Fifi. Fifi went to see what was the commotion. She saw a line of girls outside of the Acme Acres Bookshop. Hearts floated above a lot of them. "Excuse moi, geerls. Whaht's going on?" asked Fifi. "One of my favorite romance novel authors is in town and we're lining up to get our books signed!" said Girl #1. "My favorite book series he's written is that vampire skunk quadrilogy," said Girl #2. "At least the vampires are portrayed realistically," said Girl #1. "Whaht's ze authahr's nahme?" asked Fifi. "Jason Pew," said Girl #3. Upon hearing his last name, Fifi became suspicious. "Who iees he relahted to?" asked Fifi. "The missing movie actor, Johnny Pew," said Girl #4.
Fifi's eyes widened when she heard that name. "He's relahted to zat selfeesh skunk?!" asked Fifi. "What did Johnny ever do to you?" asked Girl #2. "I wahnted to get hees autahgrahph ahnd he lied zat he hahd no pen! Ahnd he mahde me do stuff fahr heem. Ahnd wahrst ov ahll, he deed ahn autahgrahph fahr Beembette Skunk fahr free, weeth my phahto!" ranted Fifi. "What a jerk," said Girl #1.
"That sounds like my brother," said a voice behind the girls. Fifi and the girls turned around saw the voice belonged to the one known as Jason Pew. He was a blue skunk in his early twenties. Some of the girls sighed happily due to how handsome he was. "He's always looking for the perfect girl. When he sees a prettier girl, he'll dump the current girl to be with her. Is what you're saying about my older brother did was true?" asked Jason. "Oui. Eet's true. But luckeely, he gaht whaht wahs cahmeeng to heem when I keecked heem out ov ze movie zeatair we were een. Ahnd to furthair ahdd to hees humeeliation, he ended up becahmeeng ze pet ov ze mahst hahted resident of Ahcme Ahcres; Elmyra Duff," said Fifi. "So that's what happened to him?" asked Jason. Fifi nodded. "Ees eet true zat your brahthair will dump a geerl he's currently dahteeng fahr a prettiair geerl?" asked Fifi. "Yes. I know cause I encountered one of them when I was looking for my brother a week ago.
One Week Ago . .
Jason Pew was looking around one of the cities Johnny Pew visited, seeing if anybody had seen his brother. He approached one of of Johnny Pew's ex-girlfriends, who was a aqua green skunkette. "Johnny Pew? No, I haven't seen him. But when you do find him, give him a message," said the green skunkette. She then slapped Jason across the face, turning his cheek red. Jason Pew felt his cheek.
Present Time . . .
"I bet each ahnd every one of zose geerls would do ahnytheeng to give heem whaht fahr," said Fifi. "Yes. By the way, what is your name?" asked Jason. "Fifi. Fifi La Fume," said Fifi.
Upon hearing her name, Jason realized who he was talking. "Fifi La Fume, as in, the heroine of the Battle of Lilycove City?" asked Jason. "Oui," said Fifi. "I saw you the whole thing on TV. It was amazing how you used the cameras that Team Rocket were using to broadcast their attempted execution of Ash and his friends to your advantage, by telling everybody watching to fight back. I was also amazed at how you restored Pikachu's memory just by kissing him," said Jason. "Lahve ees quite powerful, yes?" asked Fifi. "Yes. Many of Ash's friends as well as Gym Leaders and Elite Four members came to the rescue. Since Team Rocket didn't bother to make their giant robot Pika proof, that's what caused it to get destroyed by Pikachu when he took his revenge on them for trying to trick him into killing his Trainer," said Jason. "Oui. I ahlso played a pahrt een sahveeng ze wahrld frahm Team Mahgma ahnd Team Ahqua," said Fifi.
"You know, you'd think the boys would be swooning over a girl like you due to your role in those two battles," said Jason. "I know. But eet's my steenk zat keeps dreeving zem ahway. Boys tahke one sneeff aht me ahnd go AAAUGH, run! A steenky skunk! Boys judge me befahre zey know me," complained Fifi. "Well, I think you're pretty," said Jason. "You do?" asked Fifi. "Yes. I mean, you have the looks of a pretty girl. Your soft purple & white fur, your pretty purple eyes, your beautiful lilac hair . . . ," said Jason. "Oh, stahp. You're mahkeeng me blush," said Fifi as her cheeks started blushing. "By ze way, tahmorrow ees my beerthday. My sweet seexteen zat ees," said Fifi. "Your sweet sixteen you say," said Jason. "Oui. We're throweeng a beerthday celebrahtion. You wahnt to cahme?" asked Fifi. "Sure. I have time," said Jason. "Great. Here ees ahn eenveetahtion, wheech shows ze ahddress," said Fifi, giving Jason an invitation. "I promise you that I'll be there. I'll even dance with you," said Jason. "Merci," said Fifi. She then kissed Jason on the cheek, leaving a red kiss mark before skipping away happily. Jason blushed and chuckled as he wiped the kiss mark.
Fifi La Fume arrived home, feeling happy. "Mahthair, mahthair, I met ziss cute boy tahday," said Fifi. "Ahnd who ees he?" asked Fleur. "Hees nahme ees Jahsahn, ze neecair, youngair brahthair ov Jahhnny Pew. Ahnd he prahmised to dahnce weeth me aht ze pahrty tahmorrow," said Fifi. "Eet's nice you met a boy who hahs tahken eenterest een you," said a voice behind Fifi. The skunkette turned around and saw the voice belonged to her father, Pierre La Fume. With him too was her older sister, Brigette and her younger brother, Jean-Claude. Pierre La Fume was handsome looking male skunk with black & white fur just like Pepé Le Pew. He had blue eyes, white hair and a black mustache. He wore a pair of glasses, a gray barret hat, a red bowtie, a white shirt, a blue jacket and brown pants. Brigette was a skunkette older than Fifi and had pale purple fur along with beautiful red hair, which tied into a bun. She had full plump lips coated with red lipstick and wore a blue tank top, showing her midriff and an red skirt. Jean-Claude was a young male skunk with black & white fur and spiky white hair. He wore a green shirt and a pair of short jeans.
"Le gahsp! Pahpa, beeg seestair, leettle brahthair!" cried Fifi. She ran toward her father, who scooped her into his arms. "Eet's so good to see you ahgain, my petite skunkette. You're groweeng eento such a beauteeful geerl, just like your mahthair," said Pierre. "Merci. I gaht my new look tahday. I hahpe to develahp mahre plump leeps ahnd lahngair hair sahmeday," said Fifi. "Deed I hear zat you eenvited Jahsahn Pew?" asked Brigette. "Oui," said Fifi. "I read severahl ov hees books. He's a great authahr," said Brigette. "But he's mine to dahnce weeth," said Fifi. "Dahn't wahrry. I ahlready hahve a boyfriend. He's gahnna meet up weeth us aht ze pahrty tahmorrow," said Brigette. "I see. I cahn't wait fahr ze pahrty tahmorrow. I'm especially lookeeng fahrwahrd to dahnceeng weeth ze boys. Le sigh," said Fifi. "Eeck. Mush," said Jean-Claude. "Oh Jean-Claude. You wahn't be saying zat when you meet a pretty skunkette een your life," said Fifi. "Yeah, right," said Jean-Claude.
"Ahre Ahsh ahnd Peekahchu cahmeeng? Fleur tahld me ahbout how you hahve a huge crush on Peekahchu," asked Pierre. "I'm ahfraid zey cahn't. Eet would be too expensive fahr zem to fly frahm ze Seennahh Region to Ahcme Ahcres ahnd bahck ahgain. But zey prahmised zat zey would do a video chaht ahftair ze pahrty," said Fifi. "Zat's good to know" said Pierre.
Meanwhile, Bimbette Skunk was walking back to her mansion when she encountered one of the girls whom Jason signed a book for. "What are you so happy about?" asked Bimbette. "I got my book signed by the famous author, Jason Pew!" said the girl. She giggled happily. "Pew, as in, he's a relative of Johnny Pew?!" asked Bimbette. "Yes. He's his younger brother. And I hear he's going to attend Fifi's birthday party tomorrow," said the girl. The girl then left. Bimbette's face started to turn red. "It's not fair! First Johnny Pew disappears and now his younger brother is attending my rival's sweet sixteen! Am I always getting cheated out of the best boys?!" asked Bimbette. She looked at a flier advertising Fifi's party and saw the address of the Acme Dance Hall. "Well, I'll be the one to have Jason," sneered Bimbette.
The next morning, Fifi La Fume was getting ready to attend her Sweet Sixteen party. She put on her favorite pink & red dress along with black high heels. She put applied green-blue eyeshadow, blush and pink lipstick. Fifi looked at herself in the mirror. Now that she was starting to develop a more feminine body, her dress really showed her curves. She could see that the dress showed a good amount of cleavage. "Ooh la la. Now zat I've gaht my new curves, I look mahre sexy een ziss dress," said Fifi.
Fifi walked down to the living room where the rest of her family were waiting. They were already dressed up for the party. For the party, Fleur was wearing a beautiful blue dress with a V neckline that showed a lot of cleavage. She also wore blue lipstick & eyeshadow, blush and a gold necklace with a sapphire gem. She also had her pretty pink hair styled into a ponytail. Pierre was wearing a dark blue tuxedo with a red necktie. Brigette was wearing a purple dress with a scoop neckline along with purple lipstick & eyeshadow and blush. She wore a purple pearl necklace and gold bracelets. Her red hair was let down, showing it was long and flowing. Jean-Claude was wearing a tuxedo too and had his hair combed neatly. "Fifi, you look beauteeful on your beerthday," said Pierre. "Merci," said Fifi, doing a curtsey. "I'm sure ze boys will just go crahzy fahr you tahday," said Fleur. Fifi nodded. "Shahll we get going?" asked Fifi. "Oui. My cahr ees pahrked outside ze house. My cahmera crew ees going to meet us aht ze Ahcme Dahnce Hahll," said Pierre. The La Fume family went into Mr. La Fume's car and drove off to the Acme Dance Hall.
It wasn't long before the La Fume car arrived outside of the Acme Dance Hall. Waiting for them was a boy skunk around Brigette's age. He had black & white fur and wore a gray tuxedo and a red necktie. The La Fumes exited out of the car. "Brigette. Glad you could make it," said the boy skunk. "I'm glahd you're here too," said Brigette. She kissed the boy skunk on the lips. "Mahthair, fahthair, Fifi, Jean-Claude, ziss ees my boyfriend, Treestian," said Brigette. "Hello," said Tristian. "Bahnjour," said Fifi. "You must be Brigette's little sister, Fifi and the birthday girl. You're pretty for a girl you're age," said Tristian. "Merci," said Fifi. The skunks went into the dance hall to get the party ready.
Meanwhile, Jason Pew was wandering down the streets, looking for the Acme Dance Hall. He looked at his invitation so that he would know what the address. "Hmm. Okay. The street address for the Acme Acres Dance Hall is this. So it should be around here," said Jason. Just then he saw what appeared to be the building of the Acme Acres Dance Hall. "Ah. There it is," said Jason. He went into the building. But unknown to him after he entered the building, the sign fell off. For he may have been lured into the wrong building.
Very soon, the party started to get underway. Arnold and Arnolda the Pit Bulls made sure all the guests brought their invitations. The guests included Fifi's fellow students and their families, the staff of Acme Looniversity and more. Pitu Le Pew and Sylvester Jr. also came to the party as well. In addition, Pierre La Fume's film crew were filming the birthday party. Fifi wanted Sweetie Pie to behave since she always tended to pick on Furrball. So Sweetie begrudgingly decided to leave Furrball alone for today. The boys wore their best tuxedos while the girls wore their most beautiful dresses. Fifi decided to introduce her friends and Pepé Le Pew to her family.
"My friends, Prahfessahr Pepé, I'd like to eentrahduce you to ze rest ov my fahmeely. Next to my mahthair ees my pahpa, Pierre. Ziss ees my oldair seestair, Brigette ahlahng weeth hair boyfriend, Treestian. Ahnd ziss ees my leettle brahthair, Jean-Claude. My fahmeely, ziss ees Prahfessahr Pepé Le Pew, my mentahr. Ahnd zese ahre friends; Bustair Bunny & Bahbs Bunny (no relahtion), Plucky Duck, Sheerley ze Loon, Hahmtahn Peeg, Furrbahll ze Caht, Sweetie Pie, Leettle Beepair & hees geerlfriend; Ahnais, Cahlameety Coyote, Deezzy Deveel, Gahgo Dahdo, Fowlmouth and Mahry Melahdy," said Fifi. "Hello," said Fifi's friends. "Bahnjour," said Pepé. "Fifi ees lucky to hahve friends ahnd a mentahr like you," said Pierre. "Thanks," said Babs. "Like, Babs and I are Fifi's best friends," said Shirley. "I see," said Pierre.
Elsewhere, Jason was exploring the building he went into, which was abandoned. "Hello? Anybody here? Fifi? I'm here," said Jason. But there was no answer, yet. "Huh. I thought the party would be here," said Jason. Just then, he heard some footsteps approaching. He turned around to see who it was. The one who stepped out of the shadows was Bimbette Skunk. Right now, she was wearing a sparkly gold dress along with red lipstick and gold eyeshadow. "Hello there, my handsome hubbie," said Bimbette. Jason's eyes widened when he realized he was lured into a trap.
Back at the Acme Acres Dance Hall, everybody was having a good time. Unfortunately, Fifi wasn't having as much fun as she thought she should be. For she noticed that Jason Pew was late. "I dahn't understahnd. Jahsahn should've been here by now," said Fifi. "I'm sure zat he's runneeng a beet lahte," said Fleur assuringly. "He's runneeng a laht lahte. I'm getteeng wahrried," said Fifi. Just then, Buster and Babs got an idea. "Tell you what Fifi, Babsie and I will go look for him to see what's wrong," said Buster. "I'll cahme weeth you," said Fifi. "And miss out on your birthday? That wouldn't be recommended. Besides, there are other boys for you to dance with besides Jason. Try to have a good time, okay?" asked Babs. "Lee sigh. Okay," said Fifi. Buster and Babs then left the main dance room.
Buster and Babs then went toward a nearby closet. "This looks like a job for SuperBun," said Buster. "And Wonder Babs," said Babs. The two bunnies went into the closet to change into their superhero alter egos. They emerged from the closet, in full costume.
(Insert snippet of "Superman the Animated Series" Theme)
SuperBun's costume basically looked like a parody of Superman's costume, but had an SB instead of just an S. Wonder Babs' costume looked like Wonder Woman's costume. The two super bunnies then went to find Jason Pew.
(End Music)
Everybody started to dance at the party. Anais was showing off her skills as Polynesian dancing. Little Beeper was impressed. Fifi approached Hamton Pig. "Hahmtahn?" asked Fifi. "Yes?" asked Hamton. "Is it possible that I can have the first dance with you, please?" asked Fifi. "Okay. I'd love to," said Hamton. "Merci," said Fifi happily. Fifi took Hamton by the hand and she began to dance with the young pig. Fleur was dancing with her husband, Pierre when the two noticed their daughter dancing with Hamton. "Fifi sure knows how to dahnce weeth a boy," said Pierre. "Mm-hmm," said Fleur.
"Who are you?" asked Jason. "My name is Bimbette Skunk, the richest student in Acme Looniversity," said Bimbette. "Wait a minute. You're the one who stole my older brother from Fifi!" said Jason. "Steal? Hardly. He just knows true beauty when he sees it," said Bimbette. "What is that you want?" asked Jason. "Nobody knows where Johnny Pew disappeared to ever since I met him at the theater. So I figured that you might know him, since you're his brother," said Bimbette. "Even if I told you, I wouldn't recommend a relationship with him," said Jason. "Why not? Of course I want to date him. He's the most handsome skunk movie star to ever grace the silver screen," said Bimbette. Bimbette sighed as she thought about him, with red and pink hearts floating above her.
"But it might be short lived cause he might dump you in favor of a prettier girl," said Jason. Bimbette's eyes widened when she heard Jason's words and the hearts above her popped. "No. It's not true. Johnny was all heart eyed at the sight of little ol' me," said Bimbette. "Maybe, but he's dumped several other girls before you. I met some of my brother's ex-girlfriends and they would want nothing more than to slap him silly," said Jason. "Then maybe if I can't have a date with Johnny, I'll have to settle with you," said Bimbette.
Jason tried to make a run for it, but Bimbette used her tail to snare him by his own tail. She reeled Jason in and wrapped her arms around Jason. The pink skunkette began to hug Jason. Bimbette giggled as she hugged Jason. Jason was very uncomfortable since he was being hugged by a girl he didn't want to be with. "Lady, please! You're making me very uncomfortable!" cried Jason. "Oh, don't be a stiff. I'm a much better choice for a girl than Fifi. I'm curvier and sexier than she is," said Bimbette. "But I promised that I would dance with her," said Jason, suddenly break free of her grip. But she grabbed him by the hands. "Guess you're gonna have to disappoint her. Now kiss me, my handsome hunk," said Bimbette. Bimbette puckered her lips, ready to kiss Jason. Jason closed his eyes while turning his head away.
Suddenly, he heard the sound of wind and ice forming. He opened one eye before opening both eyes. Jason saw that to his surprise, Bimbette Skunk was frozen in ice and her eyes were wide. Her lips were still stuck in the puckered position. Only her eyes could move though. "What was that?" asked Jason, scratching his head. At that moment, SuperBun and Wonder Babs appeared. SuperBun was the one who froze Bimbette, using his Arctic Breath. "Thank goodness we found you, Jason," said SuperBun. "Your date is getting worried," said Babs. "I would've arrived early if this skunkette here hadn't tried to steal me," said Jason. "Bimbette's always trying to make Fifi miserable," said Wonder Babs. "Come on. You made Fifi wait long enough," said SuperBun. SuperBun picked up Jason and he along with Wonder Babs began to fly back to the party.
Back at the Acme Acres Dance Hall, Fifi had finished dancing with Sylvester Jr. and was now dancing with Furrball. Furrball was nervous dancing with her since she once mistaken him for a boy skunk due to paint on his back and tail. "Cahme on, Furrbahll. Try to look ahs eef you're hahveeng a good time," said Fifi. Furrball began to smile a toothy smile. "No, no, no. Zat looks too fahrced. Try to smile nahturahlly," said Fifi. Furrball then began to do a normal smile. "Zere. Zat's eet, Furrbahll. Zat's ze kind of smile I wahnt to see," said Fifi. She giggled.
SuperBun and Wonder Babs arrived outside the building with Jason. Jason presented Arnold and Arnolda his invitation and he went inside quickly. Buster and Babs changed back into their party clothes. Jason arrived just as Fifi finished dancing with Furrball. He approached Fifi. "Sorry I'm late, Fifi," said Jason. "Whaht hahppened?" asked Fifi. "Your rival, Bimbette tried to steal me. But SuperBun and Wonder Babs managed to bust me out of my jam. Am I not too late?" asked Jason. "No. I sahved ze lahst dahnce fahr you, Jahsahn," said Fifi sweetly. "Thanks," said Jason as he took Fifi's hand. Jason was really good at dancing. Fifi was impressed. "You sure know how to dahnce weeth geerls," said Fifi. "Thanks. I hadn't danced with a girl since my prom. You're pretty good at dancing too," said Jason. "Merci," said Fifi. Suddenly, Jason gave Fifi a big kiss on her lips. Fifi's eyes widened as she was kissed. But she closed her eyes as she began to sink into the kiss. "Aaaaaaaaawww," said everybody. But due to Fifi feeling lovely dovey, her stink began to set off. But luckily everybody remembered to bring gas masks just in case. Very soon, the two skunks ended the kiss. "Le sigh. Whaht a keess," sighed Fifi as she blushed pink.
After dancing, Fifi opened her gifts. They included new clothes, jewelry, makeup and some dolls. From Jason, Fifi got a hardcover edition of his very first book. And it was signed by him too. From Ash and Pikachu, they sent her a bottle of expensive perfume made from the scent of the Pokémon, Spritzee. Very soon, it was time to bring out the cake, which was baked by Fleur herself. The cake was chocolate and had mostly purple and pink frosting. In the middle was a frosting decoration of the French flag. There were sixteen candles, already lit. Everybody began to sing.
Happy birthday to you
Happy birthday to you
Happy birthday, dear Fifi
Happy birthday to you
Fifi then blew out the candles as she made her wish (which we all know what it is). The cake was indeed delicious and everybody got a piece.
After the party, Fifi and her family went home. Fifi was sorry that she had to part ways with Jason, but he assured her that she'll find her true love. Fifi also said she'll start reading his books too. Very soon, the La Fumes arrived home. "Ov ahll ze beerthday pahrties I hahd, ziss wahs ze best one I evair," said Fifi. "I'm glahd you hahd fun, Fifi" said Pierre. "Fifi, I sink eet's ahbout time we cahntahcted Ahsh ahnd Peekahchu," said Fleur. "Oui. Of course," said Fifi.
(Insert "Sinnoh Rival Battle" from Pokémon)
Ash and Pikachu were currently traveling in the Sinnoh Region. For his Sinnoh travels, Ash wore a black jacket with a white curve on the front. The outfit also had a white undershirt, a red & black hat with a blue symbol and red & black sneakers. He also wore black fingerless gloves with yellow-green cuffs. The backpack was green with two pockets, and had a white Poké Ball design with a red "button". He was battling a Trainer named Lucas. He had slate gray eyes & hair and wore a white undershirt with a black vest over it, a red scarf, baggy jeans, with red and grey shoes.
Ash was using Buizel, while Lucas was using his Chimchar. Buizel was an orange Pokémon resembling a weasel and a sea otter. It had a yellow collar around its neck and two blue fins on its arms. Buizel had a cream-colored spot above each eye and two black parallel marks on its cheeks. The underside of its face and stomach were also cream-colored, as were the tips of its two tails. A male Buizel had two cream-colored spots on their back, while a female had only one. Ash's was male. Chimchar was a bipedal Pokémon resembling a chimpanzee. Its fur was primarily a shade of orange, though its face, outer ears, underbelly, hands, and feet were light yellow. Its rear had a small, round, red patch that is usually obscured by flames produced by burning gas in its stomach. These flames go out when it goes to sleep, and burn weakly when it feels ill. Its ears were large in comparison to its head size and red inside. It had two pointed teeth in its upper jaw. Chimchar had red markings nearly surrounding its eyes, a swirl-like symbol on its chest, and five fingers on its hands with three toes on its feet. It had a swirly crest of hair on its head.
Brock was the referee for the battle. The attire that Brock were during his Sinnoh journey consisted of a green collared shirt, an orange vest with brown trim, khaki pants with knee stitching, and blue high-top sneakers. He wore a new blue backpack, but it didn't have a bedroll like his Kanto one. The battle was reaching its end. "Chimchar, Flamethrower!" said Lucas. Chimchar fired hot flames from its mouth at its foe. "Buizel, use Aqua Jet to dodge it!" said Ash. Buizel's body became surrounded by water and it rose into the air. Spinning its tail like a propeller, it charged at Chimchar and tackled it. Chimchar screeched as it got hit.
(End Music)
Chimchar crashed to the ground with swirls in its eyes, showing it was defeated. "Chimchar!" cried Lucas. "Chimchar is unable to battle! Buizel wins! The winner of this battle is Ash Ketchum of Pallet Town!" said Ash. "Alright! Way to go, Buizel!" said Ash. "Buizel!" said Buizel. "Chimchar, take a good rest," said Lucas. He returned Chimchar to its Poké Ball. "Ash, you fought well. I can see why you're the best of Pallet Town. It'll take me a while before I can be at your level," said Lucas. "You put up a good battle yourself, Lucas," said Ash. Just then, Nurse Joy walked up to the two. "Excuse me, Ash. You got a video phone call," said Joy. "From who?" asked Ash. "Fifi La Fume," said Joy. "That's right. Today is her sweet sixteen. Come on, Pikachu. Let's see hello," said Ash. "Pika," said Pikachu nervously.
Ash, Pikachu, Brock and Lucas went into the Pokémon Center and to the video phone. They saw Fifi's face on the monitor. She was still wearing her dress and makeup. "Bahnjour, Peekahchu mahn ahmahre," said Fifi sweetly. She batted her eyelashes in a cute manner. "H-h-hi Fifi," said Pikachu. "Did you like the gift we sent you?" asked Ash. "Oui. I ahlso gaht a new look ze day befahre ze pahrty," said Fifi. She stepped back so that everybody could see her new look. Ash and his friends gasped when they saw her look. Pikachu's face started to blush pink. "Fifi, you have . . . you have . . . ," said Pikachu. "Zat's right. I hahve grown mahre beauteeful. Zere's no way you cahn reseest me now," said Fifi. "When you control your stink, then we'll talk," said Ash. "You're no fun," said Fifi, puffing up her cheeks.
"By ze way. I'd like to eentrahduce you to my fahmeely," said Fifi. She stepped aside to reveal her mother, father and two siblings. "Bahnjour. I'm Fleur, Fifi's mahthair. I hahppen to be a fahmous chef bahck aht hahme. Naht too lahng ahgo, I mahved een to Ahcme Ahcres een ordair to see fifi grahduate sahfely. Plus, I'm mahkeeng sure she grows up een a healthy enveerahnment. She no lahngair lives een ze cahdeellahc een ze junkyard. She's leeving een a real house. But we steell hahve ze cahr cause we're seeing eef eet cahn be fixed ahnd restahred. Ahnd now, whenevair Elmyra tries to cahpture my daughtair ahnd fahrce hair to be hair pet, I cahn press chahrges ahgainst hair ahnd hahve hair ahrrested," said Fleur. "Is she in jail right now?" asked Brock. "Oui," said Fleur. She turned to Pikachu. "Fifi tahld me ahbout how you sahved hair life years ahgo ahnd hahs lahved you evair seence. I'm very grahteful fahr you sahveeng hair," said Fleur. "Thanks," said Pikachu.
"I ahm Fifi's fahthair, Pierre. I'm ahn Emmy ahwahrd weenneeng TV directahr too," said Pierre. "Ahsh, Peekahchu, you remembair me, Brigette, Fifi's oldair seestair," said Brigette. "Yes. I did tell Fifi about when I met you in Johto," said Pikachu. "I'm hair youngair brahthair, Jean-Claude. I weesh you were here een Ahcme Ahcres so I could get your autahgrahph," said Jean-Claude. "You might get a chance someday," said Ash. "So, Fifi, did you have fun at the party?" asked Pikachu. "I deed. I gaht to dahnce weeth severahl boys eencludeeng ze neecair, youngair brahthair of Jahhnny Pew, Jahsahn. He's a fahmous authahr. He ahlmahst deedn't show up cause my reevahl, Beembette Skunk tried to steal heem. But luckeely, Bustair ahnd Bahbs rescued heem. Shs a geeft, I gaht a signed cahpy of hees very first book. Ahnd he sure knows how to keess a geerl. Le sigh," said Fifi. Her cheeks blushed pink.
"But ahnyway, how ees your journey een ze Seennahh Region?" asked Fifi. "I've collected four gym badges so far. I only need four more to enter the Sinnoh League tournament. May and Max have left the group, but Brock, Verity and Sorrel are still traveling with me. Sorrel and Verity are out shopping with a new companion of mine named Dawn. She's from Twinleaf Town and is a Pokémon Coordinator just like May," said Ash. "I see," said Fifi. "Good thing Dawn's out shopping, otherwise it would turn into an ugly catfight between you and her Buneary who has a crush on me," said Pikachu. "You mean to tell me zat Dahwn hahs a Pahkémahn who likes you too?" asked Fifi. "Unfortunately, yes. But I don't have the same feelings toward her that she has. I told her that I wasn't interested her. But just like you, she won't take no for an answer," said Pikachu. "She's just as stubborn as you are," said Ash. "Hey," said Fifi. "I'm sorry, Fifi. But that's the facts," said Ash.
"Ahnd speakeeng of stubbahrnness, ahre Team Rahcket steell pestereeng you?" asked Fifi. "Yes. But here's the thing, Jessie, James and Meowth are actually fired from Team Rocket," said Ash. "Fired? Eef zey're fired, why ahre zey steell wahnt to steal Peekahchu?" asked Fifi. "When they were fired, Giovanni and the other agents of Team Rocket apparently told them that my Pikachu was worthless to them. It's because there are Pikachus that are just as strong as mine. So that makes him not rare anymore. So, Jessie, James and Meowth want to prove to Team Rocket that Pikachu is rare. A month ago, the three idiots did a scheme in order to make their boss see that they're right," said Ash. "Ahnd whaht's zat?" asked Fifi, raising an eyebrow. "They captured all the Pikachus that were recorded to have the same power level as me along with me. Once they did that, they used a power draining machine to make them weaker. By doing that, they hoped that would prove that they're right that I'm rare if I'm the most powerful Pikachu," said Pikachu. "How deed eet bahckfire?" asked Fifi.
"You see, when they were fired, Giovanni also wanted them dead. So one of the other agents that were stalking them, eavesdropped on their plan and told Giovanni. And when they showed him that all the other Pikachus were weaker than me, Giovanni pointed out that it proved nothing. All it proved how desperate they were. And of course, Ash and his friends busted into their hideout, destroyed the machine and all the other Pikachus and I gave them a real painful shock. It so painful that they were paralyzed. The doctor said that they'd be paralyzed for two months," said Pikachu. "Le ouch," said Fifi. "Not only that. Whenever we fight this new evil organization called Team Galactic and if Jessie, James and Meowth are present too, they try to strike fear in Team Galactic by lying that they took down Teams Magma & Aqua and they'll take them down too," said Ash. "Whaht delusionahl dum-dums," said Jean-Claude. "Yes. But Team Galactic just dismiss them. However, Team Galactic are not the worst villain we've fought in this region," said Brock. "Whaht do you mean?" asked Fifi. "There's a cruel bounty hunter named Pokémon Hunter J. She captures Pokémon that she's assigned to capture by petrifying them. And she's tried to kill us whenever we got in her way," said Ash. "Saahcrebleu! Elmyra's a saint cahmpahred to hair!" said Fifi. "Yes. She's still at large, but justice will strike her down one day," said Lucas.
Suddenly, Fifi emerged partially from the screen on Pikachu's end and scooped him up into her arms. The purple skunkette began to hug Pikachu. Fifi giggled as she hugged Pikachu. "Oh, Peekahchu. Oh how I meessed huggeeng you." said Fifi. Pikachu's face turned bright pink due to being hugged by Fifi. "Fifi, I can't breathe!" cried Pikachu. Fifi then realized what Pikachu said. "Le oops. Sahrry. I guess I gaht cahrried ahway. But here's a keess to show no hahrd feeleengs," said Fifi. Fifi then began to plant a big, long kiss on Pikachu's lips. Pikachu's eyes widened as Fifi smooched him. She ended the kiss when her lips came off of Pikachu's with a loud POP! Like the majority of the other times Fifi kissed Pikachu, the recent kiss left Pikachu's lips stained with Fifi's lipstick. Pikachu just stood there, blinking. Fifi just giggled. "Eew! Grahss!" said Jean-Claude. "Oh, Jean-Claude, you wuss. But ahnyway, I should end ziss cahll seence eet's ahlmahst time fahr moi to get ready fahr bed. Au revoir, Peekahchu mahn ahmahre. I hahpe to see you ahgain soon," said Fifi. She blew a kiss at Pikachu before the video monitor turned off.
"She really likes him, doesn't she, Ash?" asked Lucas. "Yep," said Ash. "Come on. We better clean that lipstick off Pikachu's face before Dawn gets back," said Brock. "Right," said Ash. He got out a wet towel and washed the lipstick stain off Pikachu's face. "There. All clean. Now Buneary won't know," said Ash. "Pika," said Pikachu. He didn't want Buneary to become even more obsessed with being with him if she found out another girl likes him too.
"By ze way, Fifi. Zere's sahmetheeng I'm steell wahndereeng ahbout," said Brigette. "Whaht's zat?" asked Fifi. "Whahtevair hahppened to Beembette Skunk ahftair your friends, Bustair ahnd Bahbs rescued Jahsahn?" asked Brigette. "Well . . . ," said Fifi.
Back at the abandoned warehouse, Bimbette Skunk was still frozen due to SuperBun's arctic breath. Not to mention her lips were still frozen in the puckered position since she got iced when she was about to kiss Jason. "Hello? Is anybody out there? Can somebody help thaw me out . . . please?" asked Bimbette. But there was no answer. "Aww, rats!" huffed Bimbette.
(Insert "Tiny Toon Adventures" Ending Theme)
Gag Credits: In all future episodes, the Just-Us League of Super Toons' designs will be redesigned to match the DC Animated Universe art style.
(Fifi emerges from the Tiny Toons circle, wearing pink lipstick.)
Fifi: Keess me!
(Fifi kisses the camera, leaving a pink kiss mark. She wipes the kiss mark with her tail, which also wipes away the picture.)
Sneak Peek
On the next episode of "Fifi's New Tiny Toon Adventures", somebody new comes to Acme Acres. And that new resident is none other than the gorgeous Minerva Mink. Her presence causes the majority of the males to start swooning over her. As the sexy mink starts to get settled in her new home, her most persistent suitor; Newt once again tries to court her. The only one who can help shake Newt off is . . . Fifi La Fume? See all the comedic romance in "The New Mink in Town."
Anyway, I hope you enjoyed this recent episode. As you saw, Fifi's look has started to change and she's now gaining a more feminine body. I hope you're excited for the next episode since Minerva Mink is going to appear. After I heard about how she and many other members of the original Animaniacs cast are being left out in the reboot, I had to find a way to feature them. So in the mean time, peace out and stay safe.