Fandom Deathmatch
Summary: People from around the multiverse fight in the Deathmatch ring to settle feuds in a fandom version of the hit MTV series, Celebrity Deathmatch.
Disclaimer: I don't own Celebrity Deathmatch or any show featured here, they belong to their respective owners.
Rated M for blood and gore, intense violence, language, and suggestive themes. So if you don't like seeing your favorite characters getting killed, turn back now.
Chapter 8: The Dome Returns Part II
"Welcome back to Fandom Deathmatch," Johnny said.
"We are literally minutes away from bringing back The Dome of Devastation," Nick said.
"But we still have one more match to get to before that," Johnny said.
"But before we get to our next fight, let's go to "Stone Cold" Steve Austin in the back for more info about the main event," Johnny said.
"Take it away Stone Cold," Nick said to Steve as the camera heads to the backstage area where Steve was standing next to a model of the dome.
"Thanks guys, tonight marks the return of the Dome of Devastation for the first time in over eighteen years," Steve said to Johnny and Nick.
"Now the dome is sixty feet tall, weighing over forty tons, and it is made of this high density carbon fiber rods," Steve said,
"This steel is very sharp, and Rosie O'Donnell felt that the hard way," Steve said as footage of Rosie getting sliced into pieces by the dome is shown.
"How does this dome work, well there is a lever that can make the dome open and close," Steve said as he points to the lever on the model.
"But you have to be in there before the dome closes, otherwise you'll be like Billy Corgan and have your head smashed like a smashing pumpkin," Steve said as footage of Billy's head getting crushed by the dome is shown.
"Over the seasons, the dome has been added with special hooks to allow weapons inside it, ranging from household objects to musical instruments to auto parts, just to make sure it gets extra deadly," Steve said as the footage of the last three dome matches were shown.
"As for who my prediction on who will win is up in the air, but all I can say is that no one will be left unscathed," Steve said.
"Back to you Nick and Johnny," Steve said to Nick and Johnny and then the camera goes back to the commentator's booth.
"Oh wow, this is getting me so amped," Nick said.
"Before we get to that, let's go to our second fight of the night, Nico Robin from One Piece taking on King of the Hill's Peggy Hill," Johnny said.
"How did the fight happen? Well Peggy being Peggy proclaimed herself the smartest woman in all of fandom and that pissed off everyone, including The Extreme Brony," Nick said.
"So E.B. took upon himself by having Peggy fight the smartest and most popular woman in all of anime, Nico Robin," Johnny said.
"How do these women stack up, let's go to the tale of the tape," Nick said and then the tale of the tape graphic was shown.
"Peggy Hill, born in Montana, a self proclaimed "Substitute Teacher of the Year", speaks horrible Spanish, hates most people from the trailer park, a supposed IQ of 175 but is really 70 I think, a huge credit hog, thinks she's right all of the time, is a jealous person, she brought home a kid from Mexico, teach Lucky the wrong stuff so he couldn't marry Luanne, and buts into everyone's business," Johnny said.
"Nico Robin, born in Ohara, got her doctorate at age eight, got her first bounty at the age of eight, first person to join the Straw Hats under her own free will, is sweet to Tony Tony Chopper, has an obsession with murder and death, a huge book worm, IQ of I don't know what but it is very high, and is capable of breaking a person's back," Nick said.
"Man, they are so different, but Robin definitely has the highest chance of winning," Nick said.
"Agree, Peggy is a horrible human being, but I'm glad that Lucky and Luanne got together," Johnny said.
"Now let's go to the ring where our fighters are already in the ring," Nick said.
The camera then goes to the ring as Nico Robin (wearing her outfit at the beginning of the post-time skip) and Peggy Hill (wearing her roller derby attire) walk to the middle of the ring as Chef was ready to call this match.
"Robin, Hill, I want a good clean fight," Chef said to Robin and Peggy.
"No grabbing guys by their balls," Chef said to Robin.
"I only did it so we can get our shipwright," Robin said.
"And no taking kids home from Mexico," Chef said to Peggy.
"Excuse me, it wasn't my fault I brought a kid home from Mexico, I speak Spanish fluently, I am a substitute teacher of the year, I-," Peggy said and then she gets cut off by Chef taping her mouth shut.
"Finally I wanted to do that for years, now let's get it on," Chef said and then the bell rings and Chef steps to the side.
Peggy then rips the tape off her mouth as she was ready to take out Robin.
"Okay pirate hag, you are about to witness what someone with an IQ of 175 can do," Peggy said angrily to Robin.
Robin then punches Peggy in the face as this sends Peggy down onto the mat.
"Oh shut up, seriously you are a bigger dumbass than Spandam," Robin said to Peggy.
"And Peggy is down thanks to Robin's right hand," Johnny said as Peggy stands up on her hill.
"Oh yeah, here is a move I learned myself," Peggy said to Robin and then she slaps Robin on her left cheek.
"Ouch and Peggy with a slap," Nick said.
"You think you invented the slap, oh your ego is bigger than I thought," Robin said to Peggy.
"You know what, someone should have done this to you years ago," Robin said to Peggy and then she repeatedly punches Peggy in her teeth.
"Robin is getting Peggy with the Baroque Punch," Johnny said.
"I bet a lot of fans dream about doing this to Peggy," Nick said.
After ten punches, Robin stops as she manages to knock out six of Peggy's teeth.
"You want to live, well you are about to die," Peggy said to Robin and then she gives Robin a roundhouse kick to the face, taking her down.
"Now you will know how much damage my feet can do," Peggy said to Robin and then she starts to stomp of Robin's stomach repeatedly.
"Those size sixteen and a half feet are no joke," Nick said.
"And Robin is taking some gnarly punishment," Johnny said.
After eight stomps, Peggy stops as Robin's stomach was all cut up and bleeding thanks to Peggy's feet.
"You know let's see if you can beat me with only one arm," Peggy said to Robin and then she starts to stomp on Robin's left arm.
"Robin is now targeting Robin's arm," Johnny said.
"Robin can't use her Devil Fruit powers here, but I think Peggy is making sure that Robin never uses her powers again," Nick said.
After nine stomps, Peggy stops as Robin's arm was now broken thanks to Peggy.
Peggy then walks over to the ropes as she looked like she won the match.
"Look at me you dumbasses, I'm the Queen of the Deathmatches," Peggy said to the fans as they all boo like hell at Peggy.
"Peggy proving why no one likes her," Johnny said.
Robin then gets on her feet and even though her arm was broken, she wasn't going to back down.
"Okay Peggy, I'm going to break you more than that fall from the plane," Robin said to Peggy as she walks up behind her.
Robin then turns Peggy around and then she strikes her right knee onto Peggy's nose. The force ends up breaking Peggy's nose to the cheers from the fans.
"Ouch, the Ohara Nosebreaker," Nick said.
"This could be the brutal end to Peggy," Johnny said.
"Okay Peggy, if you are so fluent in Spanish, what does this phrase mean, Veamos cómo te ves sin tus ovarios?" Robin asked Peggy.
"It means you are giving up and I'm the smartest person alive," Peggy said to Robin as she gives Robin her very ugly smile.
"Oh you are so fucking wrong," Robin said to Peggy.
Then, Robin sticks her right hand deep below Peggy's belt as the fans were in shock over what is happen.
"Oh my god," Johnny said in shock.
"This is absolutely horrifying," Nick said.
After seven seconds, Robin pulls her hand out of Peggy as Peggy screams in absolute pain. Robin's hand was covered in blood as she had a handful of Peggy's ovaries and pieces of her internal organs.
"Holy shit," Johnny said in horror as Nick pukes from the scene.
"Robin has got a hold of Peggy's ovaries and bits of her organs," Johnny said.
This was too much for Peggy as she falls face first onto the mat, and dies from the massive blood loss. The bell soon rings as the match is over.
"It's over, Robin has killed Peggy," Nick said as Robin dumps the ovaries onto Peggy's head.
"That was fun," Robin said.
"Nico Robin is the winner," Chef said as he raised Robin's right arm in victory to the cheering fans.
"Robin wins, Robin wins by going all Bob Barker on Peggy," Johnny said.
"Man I never thought I would hear that," Nick said.
"You know what time is it Nick?" Johnny asked Nick.
"Not Adventure Time, but main event time," Nick said in an excited tone.
"After the break, it is our main event and the return of The Dome of Devastation," Johnny said.
To be continued…
Wow that was very violence but very awesome, a perfect way to describe this deathmatch. I apologize if Peggy Hill's death was too much, but this actually happen on CDM (don't believe me, well look up Bob Barker vs. Anne Robinson and you'll see what I mean).
Also, "Veamos cómo te ves sin tus ovarios" means "Let's see what you look like without your ovaries." in Spanish.
Anyway, we got the main event for episode three coming soon, so stay tuned.