Author Note: This one is for male reader. Okay, people reading my shit-shots or not. I'm gonna post this. Enjoy~

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"Shit." I cursed as my hex hit the wrong person. Well, what a luck! I hit the great egoistic git, Draco Malfoy. His hairs turns neon blue. I bit my lower lips to prevent the urge to laugh.

I turned around and about to walk off like nothing happen. But suddenly, a hex flew towards me which I gladly dodged.

I turns and said, "What the hell?"

Draco's wand already pointed at me, and he shouts, "You think that you can get away with that stupid prank so easily, half breed."

"It wasn't intentional. If I wanna hex you, I would sent a way worse hex than this."

"You think that you're so smart, huh?" He said, with a growl.

"I don't think that. I know that I'm smart." I said, taking my wand out as well.

"Levicorpus."

"Finite Incantatem."

Draco gritted his teeth and said, "Rictusempra."

"Tarantallegra."

My spell hit him correctly. He starts dancing uncontrollably. But the fact is, his spell also hits me and I can't stop laughing.

Suddenly, Professor Snape came out of nowhere to make this worse. Can't he come any sooner?

He look at Draco then at me and said, "Do us a favor and stop laughing, Mr L/n."

"I can't stop." I manage to say that. I clutch my stomach and tears are in corner of my eyes because of the pain in stomach caused by laughing too much.

Professor Snape frowned and said, "Go to Madam Pomfrey and after getting normal, come to my office."

We nodded as we make our way. Some people look at us amusedly and we ignore them. The pain start getting worse, but I, however, get there.

"I see, you're another one." She said, as she give me the potion. I don't know why she said that but I didn't ask and silently drinks the potion. I stopped laughing, I wipe my tears and groaned, "Merlin, my stomach hurt as hell!"

"Okay, get out. I need to check the next one." She said, a bit rudely. I only nodded and make my way out. Judging by bags under her eyes, she didn't get well sleep lately. I don't blame her since this year's newbies are such bunch of prats.

I stop in front of Professor Snape's office. Suddenly, someone pushed me while saying, "Get out off my way."

I growled and shoved him back as I said, "I came here first, Mister 'Wait til my father hear about it' Malfoy."

"You know what? Find your patience before I lose mine."

"If it look like I give a damn, please tell me. I don't want give off wrong impression."

Suddenly, Professor Snape opens the door. He sighed and said, "Looks like you're already at each other's throat."

"No, you're just imagining it." I muttered. He look at me and said, "Did you said something, Mr L/n? I can't hear you."

'Don't pretend like you didn't hear it, grease man.' I thought but I said with the most fake smile in history, "Nothing, Professor."

"Good. Now, both of you will write 3000 words on How dangerous it is to use the spells in Great Hall." He said, slamming two bunch of sheets in front of us on his desk.

I sighed as I sit on one of the two seats across Snape's chair and starts doing it, writing a real piece of crap. Soon, Malfoy joins in. There is a comfortable silence between us.

"I'm going to get some ingredients. Don't leave before completing detention and even think to fight or you'll be expelled." He said, as he leaves the office.

I look at him, his hair are back to normal. I snorted. He look at me with a glare and said, "What?"

"Nothing, just you become Elsa again." I said, rolling my eyes.

"Keep rolling your eyes, maybe you'll find a brain there." Draco said, with a smirk.

"Yeah, I've a mind. But unlike you, I know how to use it." I said, knowing he could not cover it up.

But for my surprise, he did, "Yeah, that's why it keeps shrinking and you're becoming more stupider."

I huffed and start writing as he smirk victoriously. He stands up and said, "I've done, slowpoke."

"So, did I. I'm only doing timepass until Professor Snape come back." I said, rolling my eyes.

"Uncle Sev will understand that I did the detention and I leaved. You can stay here if you want." He said, about to leave but I grab his hand.

"Shut up, you're going to stay here, like it or not."

He smirk and said, "What a pathetic attempt of showing that you likes me?"

"Shut your big mouth if you want it to be as it is now. Plus, I don't want to sit alone and bore to death."

"If I keep my mouth shut, you'll be bore even with my presence."

"You don't know when to shut your mouth, don't you?"

"So, nor do you."

"Fuck you."

"I will."

"Shut your mouth."

"It doesn't happens if you let me leave but no. Now, tolerate it."

"Shit, I regret trying to save your asses from Snape's tantrum."

"Well, why don't you shut your mouth before you regret that?"

I scoffed and said, "I would like to punch you, but then it'll be animal abuse."

Draco growled and said, "Did you just call me an animal?"

"Now, did I?" I said with an amused look.

"Who the hell do you think you're? Just wait til my father hear about this."

"I bet that he would agree with me."

Before Draco could say anything, the door opened. I smirked victoriously this time. Professor Snape enters the office and asked, "Did you completed the detention?"

We nodded and give him our sheets, and walked out his office.

"You were just lucky that Uncle Sev came, otherwise I would have won the argument." Draco said, with a snort.

"Sure, you would." I said, rolling my eyes.

"What's your name again?"

"Y/n L/n."

"Okay, L/n. I'm Draco Malfoy as you already know."

I would have say something but we already reach my dormitory room in Slytherin.

"Okay, I reached my destination. Go to hell." I said, with a grin.

"See you there."

After that, I enter my room and he goes to his.

The End

Author Note: Yo-hoo, I'm back. What a sarcastic one-shot. Finally, I completed my experiment on both gender cross readers. Bye~