Time for Project Loud House
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Title card: Project Loud House
"Why are you shoving all of your sisters out the door?" Zach asked.
"I think I know." Lincoln replied.
[It is an early weekday morning at the Loud House, and Lincoln is putting the finishing touches on something.]
Lincoln: [to the viewers] "Ever wonder what it's like to grow up in a big family? Well, so does my teacher. Our class assignment is to do a report on our families. With ten sisters, I can sum up mine in one word: "Chaos"!"[reveals a diorama of Lincoln's daily chaos in a replica of the show's first promotional poster.]
"Wow, that's a cool diorama Lincoln." commented Carlos.
"It's so artistic!" Frida said in amazement.
Everyone gave nods and other comments in agreement.
"Wait, is that how you see your family?" Casey asked.
"Live in a family like mine, you'd see it too." Lincoln replied.
"Well we are seeing it onscreen." Nikki pointed out.
"Touché." Lincoln noted.
Lincoln: "It took 3 weeks, 4 boxes of salsa, 2 tubes of glue, and 27 popsicle sticks, but the centerpiece of my project is finally finished. Pretty accurate representation of the Loud Family, I'd say. But making this thing was the easy part. The real challenge is getting it to school on time and in one piece to give my report. Sounds easy, right? Not in my house. If you want to get all ten of your sisters out the door on time, you have to get up pretty early, and you have to have a plan."
"What does the man with the plan have in mind?" Ronnie Anne asked.
"Whatever it is, it's gotta be good." said Sid, feeling a little excited.
[A commotion starts to take place and the water from Lincoln's glass starts to shake, indicating only one thing.]
Lincoln: "The ten-headed beast has awoken. Wish me luck."
"Little harsh bro." Luna said, with a slight frown.
"It's ten girls and one boy living in that house, you figure it out." Lincoln pointed out.
Luna nodded in understanding.
Lincoln: [takes diorama and steps out the door but quickly busts out an umbrella because Luan planted a bucket of water for him and he saves his diorama.] "Not today, Luan."
Luan: "Oh, we'll see about that. Pailure is not an option!" [laughs] "Get it?"
"Luan…" Lynn Sr. and Rita said warnigly while Luan looked away.
Lincoln: "I'll just take this to the car later. But first...Luna. A little "Man with the plan" music?"
Luna: "You got it, man!" [starts playing while Luan prepares to strike again.]
"Diggin that sound Luna luv." commented Chunk.
"Thanks Chunk." Luna smiled.
Lola: [fighting over a dollar with Lana.] "It's my dollar!"
Lana: "No, it's mine!"
Lola: "Let go!"
Lana: "No, you let go!"
Lincoln: "Right on cue."
Lola: "You let go!"
Lana: "Stop it!"
[Lincoln takes their dollar.]
Twins: "Hey!"
Lincoln: [gives them exact change] "Half for Lola, half for Lana."
Twins: "Thanks, Lincoln!"
"Very creative Lincoln." Albert complimented.
"Thanks Pop-Pop." Lincoln smiled.
Lucy: [right behind her brother] "Good morning, Lincoln."
Lincoln: [startled] "Yah! Good morning, Lucy."
Everyone yelped.
Lucy: "For my new poem, I need a word that rhymes with "choose"."
Lincoln: "Uh...how about "lose"?"
Lucy: "That works." [writes it down]
Lincoln: [holding Lily's baby clothes] "Time to get dressed, Lily!"
Lynn: [with a football] "Hey, Lincoln! Think fast!" [tosses it]
[Lincoln tosses Lily in the air and catches the football.]
Lynn: [chuckles] "Nice catch, Lincoln."
Lincoln: "Nice throw, Lynn." [gives it back and catches Lily and starts to dress her.]
"Guess you have some athletics in ya." Margo commented.
"Sort of." Lincoln replied. "But it's hard to do when Lynn's really in game."
"Hey, you could use the exercise." Lynn defended.
"Not when you're moving faster than a tennis ball launcher." Lincoln pointed out.
Lori: [on her phone with Bobby] "OMG, Bobby. I literally had to call you right away. I am just so excited about the homecoming dance."
[Lincoln notices that Luan has placed another bucket right above Lori and Leni's door and quickly opens his umbrella to save Lori before she gets drenched.]
Lori: "I know, right? You're so sweet!" [giggles]
[Lincoln makes the "I'm watching you" gesture to Luan.]
Luan: [determined] "I'll get the drop on you yet." [laughs] "Get it?"
"Not when he's trying to deal with a school project Luan." Lynn Sr. chided, making Luan rub her arm while looking away.
Lori: [to Lincoln] "What do you want?"
Lincoln: "Lori, could you maybe hang up the phone and get ready for school?"
Lori: "Cool it, twerp. I'm quite capable of doing two things at once."
[Leni comes by with a bubble from her gum and trips.]
Lincoln: "Leni?"
Leni: "Note to self: never walk and chew gum at the same time."
"You can do both." Dana said. "But you just gotta watch where you're going."
"So smart." Leni mused.
Lincoln: "Time's running out!" [rushes back to his room.]
Lynn: [with a Soccer ball] "Lincoln! Think fast!" [kicks it]
[Lincoln catches the ball; Lola and Lana walk out of their room; Lincoln heads into his room to get his project.]
Lincoln: "Okay, let's get you downstairs."
[Lisa comes out of her room with a steaming flask.]
Lisa: "Scatter! She's gonna blow!"
Lincoln: "Or not." [puts his project back in his room.] "Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait!" [adds an extra chemical to the flask and stops it from exploding.] "Phew. Lisa, you're always forgetting the dinitrotoluene."
"Wow, you're pretty smart Lincoln." Sam commented.
"Yeah, I don't know you know so much about science." said Clyde.
"Well I'm not as smart as Lisa, but living with her using so many kinds of chemicals, I gotta be prepared to help keep them toned down so they don't blow up the house every now and then." Lincoln replied. "So when I'm not busy, I sometimes skim Lisa's books to make sure to remember what stops explosions."
"That's so clever!" Ronnie Anne commented.
"You are awesome, man!" said Rusty.
"Always so prepared." Carlotta commented.
"I guess when living in a big family for so long you start to pick up on a lot of things." said Stella.
"And Lincoln is actually pretty smart himself." said Lisa, giving her older brother a proud smile. "When it comes to our generation in the household, Lincoln is the second smartest."
Everyone was amazed by that while Lincoln blushed at the praise.
Lisa: "Silly me. Much appreciated." [it explodes anyway] "I'M STILL ALIVE!"
Everyone winced.
"So much for the dinitrotoluene." Lincoln muttered.
"Wasn't your fault male sibling unit." Lisa said. "I was using a different mixture that morning."
Lynn: [dressed as Lunatic Lynn] "AYYYEEE! LUCHA LIBRE!" [lunges and falls down the stairs.] "Todo bien..."
"Ooh!" everyone winced.
"Lynn were you ok?!" Rita asked in alarm.
"Don't worry Mom, I was fine." reassured Lynn. "I'm just that tough."
Lincoln: [sees Lily] "Lily! Pants!" [slips baby pants on Lily]
[Lola and Lana are arguing over who gets to use the bathroom first.]
Lola: "I was here first!"
Lana: "No, I was!"
Lola: "Nuh-uh, I was!"
Lana: "No way! I was!"
Lola: "You always say that!"
Lana: "You do!"
[Lincoln puts on a pair of roller skates and goes into the bathroom.]
Twins: "Hey! No cutting!"
[Lincoln gives them their toothbrushes and liberally applies toothpaste to them.]
Twins: "Thanks, Lincoln!"
[Lincoln tosses the toothpaste tube back where it belongs and skates down the hall.]
"Wow Lincoln, you are good!" said Liam.
"Yeah, you really know your sisters well." said Girl Jordan.
"Man With a Plan always has to be prepared." Lincoln shrugged.
"That's our boy." Rita said proudly.
Leni: "Has anyone seen my zit cream?"
[Lincoln hands it to her.]
Lori: "I literally found the cutest dress to wear!"
[Lincoln looks annoyed at her lack of punctuality.]
Lucy: "A word that rhymes with "stuck"."
Lincoln: ""Luck"."
Luan: "How do you stop a rhino from charging?"
Lincoln: "You take away his credit card!"
[Luan laughs]
Lincoln: [leaping over Lisa who's writing a mathematical formula on the wall.] "Mom said no solving for X on the walls!"
"Lisa!" Lynn Sr. and Rita scolded.
"Apologies, parental units." Lisa apologized.
Lincoln: [passes by Lucy who's about to ask him for another rhyme for another word in her poem.] "Same! Blame! Game! Fame!"
"You are so cool!" Carl said in amazement.
"How do you do it?" CJ asked.
"I am impressed!" said Principal Huggins.
Lincoln blushed at the praise.
Lynn: "Where the heck are my roller skates? I've got field hockey today!"
Lincoln: [takes them off and returns them] "Wait. There's no roller skates in field hockey."
Lynn: "The way I play, there is!" [grabs them and goes to put them on.]
"Oh geez." grunted Margo.
[Lily comes toddling by.]
Lincoln: [grabs her] "Gotcha!" [to the viewers] "Phase one of Operation Get Ready For School and Into the Car on Time is complete. Now comes phase two: breakfast."
Luna: [finishes her number] "THANK YOU!"
Everyone applauded at Luna's music playing. The teenage rockstar blushed from the praise.
[Breakfast is being made; an egg falls onto the skillet and it's shown that Lincoln is in charge of cooking today.]
Lincoln: [to the viewers] "Cooking is usually Dad's territory, but I gave him the day off 'cause I have to kick things into high gear." [begins serving certain eggs to certain sisters.] "Egg whites for Leni, sunny-side up for Luna, funny-side up for Luan..."
Luan: "Great yolk!" [laughs]
Lincoln: "...scrambled for Lynn, fried for Lisa, deviled eggs for the twins, and..."
Lori: [still on the phone with Bobby] "Oh, and I picked out the perfect tux for you to wear, Bobby."
Lincoln: [growing more irritated] "...hard boiled for Lori." [serves some runny eggs on Lily's high chair.] "Extra goo goo gooey for Lily." [serving some rather burned eggs to Lucy.] "And for Lucy, extra well done."
Lucy: "If I had a heart, it would be swelling right now."
Everyone was amazed by Lincoln knowing his sisters so well.
"Lincoln, you are amazing!" said Bobby.
"Yeah, you really know how to get things ready in your home." said Ronnie Anne.
"Thanks guys." Lincoln smiled.
[Everyone has finished breakfast and is heading for the door.]
Lincoln: "All righty, then, we are dressed and fed, and now we have our backpacks and lunches prepared to dietary needs. We're just waiting on Lori."
[Enter Lori with the keys to the van.]
Lori: "No, not puke, Bobby. Puce. It's like a reddish brownish."
Lincoln: "Everyone, wait here while I grab my project!" [gets it] "Time for phase three: getting you out the door and in one piece."
[Geo gets his hamster ball right under Lincoln's foot.]
Lincoln: "Whoa, whoa!" [rolls down the stairs and stops right in front of the door before impact.]
Everyone sighed in relief.
"That was way too close." Lynn Sr. breathed out.
"Guess luck was on your side that day." said Stella.
"For now…" Lincoln mumbled.
Lincoln: "Phew. Okay then, we're all ready to go? Time for phase four, out the door!" [to the viewers] "Like I said, if you want to get all your sisters out the door on time, you have to have a plan."
[Right before they can get out the door...]
Lori: [angry at Bobby] "Fine! If you don't wanna wear the tux, then I don't wanna go to the dance! In fact...I DON'T EVEN WANNA GO TO SCHOOL!" [screams in frustration]
Lincoln: "So close..."
"Lori!" Lynn Sr. and Rita shouted.
"Just because you and Bobby had a fight doesn't mean it has to affect your responsibilities at the oldest!" Lynn Sr. scolded.
"When me and your father are at work in the morning, you have to take all of yoru siblings to school!" Rita added.
Lori sighed in shame.
Lincoln: [puts his project down] "Wait!" [stops everyone from going back to their rooms.] "No no no. Everyone, stay right where you are." [heads upstairs] "Lori, wait! You're the only one who can drive us!"
Lori: "GET MOM TO DRIVE YOU!" [shuts herself in her room.]
Lincoln: "But she's already left!"
Leni: [suddenly with a light blue skin pigmentation.] "AAAHH! I'M BLUE! MY SKIN'S TURNED BLUE!"
Lisa: "Technically, it's a shallow shade of cerulean, but why split hairs?"
Lincoln: "Lisa, what did you do?"
Lisa: "I secretly switched Leni's blemish cream for an experimental skin pigmentation ointment I've been working on."
[Leni starts shaking with worry.]
Lincoln: "Why would you do that?"
Lisa: "Because she wouldn't let me try it on her if I had asked."
"Lisa!" Lynn Sr. and Rita shouted.
"We said no more testing your experiments on your siblings!" Lynn Sr. scolded.
Lisa sighed.
Lincoln: "You go upstairs right now and get something to fix it!"
Lisa: "Fine. Hairless apes: one, science: zero." [heads upstairs]
Lincoln: [starting to lose it] "Can't something go my way for once?"
Luna: "You can't always get what you want, bro."
"Luna!" Rita, Lynn Sr., and Sam scolded.
"Lincoln is trying to help keep things under control with you all so you'll all be on time and so he can get a good grade on his project for school and that's what you say to him?!" Rita scolded.
Luna grimaced at her words.
"Sorry bro." she apologized in guilt.
"I'm over it Luna." Lincoln replied.
"Come to think about it, whenever I talk with Lincoln, the stories he tells me show that all of you girls seem to get your way while he's left in the dark." Clyde commented.
Everyone was surprised and confused by what Clyde said.
"Whaddya mean Clyde?" Leni asked.
"Oh I'm sure we'll see." Clyde replied.
Lucy: [right behind him again] "Lincoln, I've finished my poem. It's called "Failure"."
Lincoln: [too down to be startled by her lurking.] "Lucy, I really don't have time for-"
Lucy: "Failure. It is not an option, yet it's something you choose. The man with the plan is destined to lose."
"LUCY!" Lynn Sr. and Rita shouted.
"That was mean!" Sid said with a glare.
"Pretty insulting." Sameer said in agreement.
"Even we wouldn't write about our loved ones failing." said Haiku.
Lucy cringed in guilt. "I'm sorry brother. I didn't mean to insult you like you couldn't do anything." she said in guilt.
"Like I said, I'm over it." said Lincoln.
[Lily comes walking by naked.]
Lincoln: "LILY! Where are your clothes? And where's your diaper?" [gives chase]
Lily: "I go poo-poo!" [laughs and walks behind the sofa]
[Lincoln steps in something nasty.]
Lincoln: [nauseated] "I found the diaper..."
"Eww!" everyone grimaced.
[Lincoln changes his shoes into a fresh pair after that.]
Lucy: [still reading] "Failure. You know there is no one else to blame. For the choices you make are always the same."
"Again with the insults." Ronnie Anne said with a glare, making Lucy look away.
Lincoln: [knocking on Lori's door] "Come on, Lori! Please? I have my report this morning!"
Lori: [refusing to come out] "GO AWAY!"
"Like I said, don't let your love life affect your responsibilities as the oldest." Rita scolded, making Lori look away in shame.
[Downstairs, the twins are arguing over different kinds of sandwiches in their lunches.]
Lola: "The peanut butter sandwich is mine!"
Lana: "No, the jelly sandwich is yours!"
Lola: "No!"
[Lincoln groans in frustration.]
Lola: "You like the peanut butter and I like the jelly!"
Lana: "You like peanut butter and I like jelly!"
Lola: "No, I like jelly and you-"
[Lincoln takes their sandwiches.]
Twins: "Hey!"
[Lincoln makes it so that both sandwiches have peanut butter AND jelly on them.]
Lincoln: "Now you each have a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Now, get to the car."
Twins: "Thanks, Lincoln!" [head to the car]
"You really know how to take charge." said Benny.
"Only when the oldest siblings are being a challenge as well." Lincol added, shooting Lori, Leni, Luna, Luan, and Lynn a look, making them look away in guilt.
Lisa: [with a first aid ointment] "Here's the antidote."
Lincoln: "Thank you!" [suspicious] "Wait a second..." [tests it on Walt who suddenly blows up like a blimp and finds out that Lisa was about to trick him.]
"We're having another talk about this young lady." Rita scolded, making Lisa look away in shame.
Lincoln: "The real antidote?"
Lisa: "Fine. Hairless apes: two, science: zero." [hands him the actual antidote and goes to the car.]
Lincoln: [hands it to Leni] "Here."
[Leni sighs with relief and goes to use it.]
Lucy: [still reading] "Failure. It's all your fault, this streak of bad luck. No escape from this cycle in which you are stuck."
Lincoln: "Stop! I've got a poem for you now. It's called "Lucy". Dark as night, hair like tar. Take your spooky self to the car."
"Burn!" exclaimed Carl.
"That's one way to stop the insults." said Ronnie Anne.
Lucy: "Sigh. Once again, your poetic brilliance has put me to shame." [heads to the car]
"Yeah I deserved that." Lucy muttered.
Lynn: "Think fast!" [comes rolling through the hall and crashes into Lincoln, knocking him down to his underwear.]
Lincoln: "Ow..."
"Lynn!" Rita and Lynn Sr. scolded.
Lynn cringed. "Sorry bro." she apologized.
Lincoln waved her off.
Lynn: "Where is my field hockey stick? I have roller derby today!"
Lincoln: "There's no field hockey sticks in roller derby!" [spins her around and launches her to the car.]
Lynn: "The way I play, there is!" [crashes into her seat] "Ow!"
"Nice throw Lincoln!" commented Lana.
"Yeah, that was awesome!" said CJ.
Lincoln blushed at the praise.
Leni: "Finally. I look perfect and beautiful again."
[Just as she's about to get in, Lincoln shields her with the umbrella because Luan was at it again, leading him to glare at her angrily.]
Luan: [also fed up at Lincoln] "Oh, come on! I thought we were pails!" [laughs] "Get it? Get it?"
"I don't think pranking your brother when he's about to lose it is a good idea." said Benny.
Luan sighed. "Yeah you're right." she said in guilt.
[Leni gets in]
Lincoln: "How am I gonna deal with Lori?" [gets an idea] "Got it!" [calls her using the family phone.]
Lori: "Hello?"
Lincoln: [falsetto] "Hey, babe. It's your boyfriend, Bobby. I just wanted to say that I'm...I'm sorry and that I will wear any tux you want."
"You sneaky little-!" Lori began before Bobby cut her off.
"Babe, don't blame Lincoln for that." he scolded. "He was stressed out as he was trying to get you all out the door on time and then get a good grade on a project he worked so hard on and you being in an emotional state wasn't helping."
"Couldn't have set it better myself Roberto." Rosa said in agreement.
Lori sighed. "Yeah, you're right. Sorry Linc." she said in guilt.
"I'm just glad it worked." Lincoln replied.
Lori: [gasps and squeals with delight, having fallen for it.] "Oh, Bobby!" [laughs with joy and comes out of her room as Lincoln hangs up and is now in a good mood.] "Would you hurry up, Lincoln? It's always such a hassle getting you out of the door in the morning." [picks Lily up and heads to the car.]
"That's funny coming from you." Carol chided.
"Yeah, you call Lincoln being a hassle when you're the one refusing to go to school because of your boyfriend not wearing the tuxedo you wanted him to wear." Sam said in agreement.
"You always such a hypocrite?" Jackie asked.
Lori sighed. "You're right. I was being a hypocrite." she muttered. "I'm sorry Lincoln."
"I know." Lincoln said before he faced his sisters again. "But when this is done, I want to speak to all of you." he said sternly.
The sisters gulped. He had given them the what for for their behavior the night they overthrew Lori and now they were about to get it again.
[Lincoln smiles knowing everything's back on track, grabs his project and closes the door; however, he sees Luna is getting some help putting her amps into the van.]
Lincoln: "What's all this?"
Luna: "It's my gear, dude. I have rehearsal."
Lincoln: "And who's that?"
Luna: "This is my roadie, Chunk."
[Chunk tips his hat to Lincoln.]
Lincoln: "No no no. He was not part of the plan. You, out! I'll take care of this."
[Chunk walks away upset]
Luna: "Thanks, bro!" [gets in the car]
"Sorry about that Chunk." Lincoln said in guilt.
"No worries mate." Chunk said with a smile. "From what I've seen you were already having a stressful day."
"If that isn't the understatement of the story." said Mandee.
[Lincoln gets Luna's gear into the trunk and heads to the shotgun seat, but he left his project right on the driveway.]
"Uh oh…" several people said.
"That, not good." said Hector.
Lincoln: "Operation complete! And with ten minutes to spare. A Loud House first, I might add. Let's roll!"
[As Lori starts up the car, Luan can be heard laughing in the background. Lori is about to roll out, but realization hits Lincoln.]
Lincoln: "STOP!"
[Lori stops the car and Lincoln rushes out in a panic; thankfully, his project is safe.]
Lincoln: [picks it up] "Phew. That was close." [slips on one of Lynn's skates and trips, his project flying in the air; in slow-motion.] "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
[Too late; his project hits the ground and is ultimately ruined.]
Everyone gasped.
"Oh no!" Frida cried before bursting into tears.
"All that hard work wasted." sighed Maria.
"He worked so har don it too!" added Clyde.
"Junior, what did we tell you about leaving your sports stuff in the middle of the driveway?!" Lynn Sr. scolded.
Lynn cringed in guilt. "I'm so sorry Lincoln." she said in guilt.
"It's fine Lynn." was all Lincoln said.
Lincoln: [lamenting] "All of this work for nothing...how could I be so stupid?! How?! How?! How?!"
Lori: "If you're done with your pity party, maybe we could help."
Lynn: "Yeah. 11 heads are better than 1."
Luan: "Try not to lose yours." [laughs]
Luna: "Yeah. Every little thing is gonna be alright."
Lincoln: [hopeful] "Really? You'll help?"
Lola and Lana: "It's what families do."
Lincoln: "But I'm supposed to give this report in ten minutes and this thing is destroyed. What can you guys do?"
[Although Lincoln has lost all hope, his sisters smile confidently with an idea.]
Everyone smiled at the scene.
"I got that song reference Luna!" said Sid.
"Rock on little dudette!" Luna smiled.
[Mrs. Johnson's Class; Lincoln is giving his report.]
Lincoln: "In conclusion, in my family, every day is a challenge. But you can be sure that when I need them, my sisters will always be there for me. All of them."
[It is revealed that his sisters are all standing perfectly still and replicating his project.]
"Now that is amazing!" said Frida after calming down and everyone applauded.
"Very creative you guys." said Sam.
"Yeah, it looks amazing!" said Benny.
The Louds all smiled at that.
Lincoln: "And sure, life in the Loud House can be summed up in one word: chaos. But I love that chaos. And I wouldn't trade it for the world."
The sisters all smiled at Lincoln, flattered at his words.
Mrs. Johnson: [applauding Lincoln's performance] "That was a fantastic report, Lincoln. I'm giving you an A." [gets drenched by one of Luan's buckets.] "Aaahh!"
[Lincoln gasps and the bucket falls on her head.]
Mrs. Johnson: "Make that an A-minus."
[Everyone except Luan is speechless to see Mrs. Johnson's expense.]
Luan: [triumphant] "Pailed it!" [laughs]
"LUAN!" Lynn Sr. and Rita shouted.
"Lincoln had just received a good grade after a stressful morning and you prank his teacher?!" Rita shouted.
Luan grimaced in guilt.
"And an A-? After all of that?!" Ronnie Anne said in anger and disbelief.
"That's just wrong!" Carl said in agreement.
"You can say that again!" CJ said with a glare.
"Lincoln worked so hard for a good grade!" grunted Sid.
"Kids, calm down." Carlos said calmly. "An A- is still a passing grade."
"Still, it's unfair that Lincoln had to get demoted for a prank his sister did." scoffed Sid.
"Luckily, I was told about what had happened and I had Mrs. Johnson change the grade." said Huggins.
"It's true." said Agnes before looking at Lincoln apologetically. "I'm sorry for giving you that A- Lincoln. Your sister's prank was her doing, not you. And after seeing what you went through that morning, I can now see why Principal Huggins made me change it."
"No worries Mrs. Johnson." Lincoln said before glaring at his sisters. "Lily, go by Mom and Dad. The rest of you, up and front now!"
The 9 sisters gulped as they walked 10 feet away from the group.
"They're in for it now for their behavior." said Zach.
"Big time." nodded Liam.
Lori, Leni, Luna, Luan, Lynn, Lucy, Lana, Lola, and Lisa stood together as Lincoln stood in front of them with a stern look.
"I was over all of this a year ago, but after being reminded of all of this, I just want to know… HOW COULD YOU ALL HAVE BEEN SO CARELESS?!" Lincoln shouted. "All that morning, you guys have been cueing problems for me to deal with, and that was right before school started!"
The sisters looked at each other in guilt.
"I made you guys breakfast, helped you get ready, and made sure you all got into the car, only for you all to mess it up further!" Lincoln added. "I had to deal with all of your problems while you all acted like I had to slow down, which I did not like in the slightest!"
Lincoln tuned to Lucy. "I know I forgave you for insulting me through your poems, but sometimes old wounds open up." he scolded. "I was in the middle of a chaotic morning and your insulting poem was not helping."
Lucy rubbed her arm in guilt.
Lincoln glared at Lynn. "I know you love playing sports with me, but I was in the middle of trying to get everyone ready for the day, which meant I couldn't play sports with you." he scolded. "I can't do two important things at once. The least you could've done was ask me, but given what I just saw and remembered, I doubt you even cared and just did it out of spite."
Lynn looked down in shame.
He looked down at Lisa. "Time and time again, Mom and Dad have told you not to test your experiments on us." he scolded. "And that morning was not one where I wanted to deal with it. Tuning Leni's skin blue and trying to blow her up like a blimp was not helping. I mean for god's sake Lisa, Leni is a human being! I love her for the way she is! But given what you were doing, I doubt even you liked her for who she was. And those formulas nearly made me lose my respect for you."
Lisa sighed in guilt.
Lincoln faced the twins. "You two barley did anything wrong to affect my morning that day, so I'll go easy on you." he said in an even tone. "But you two need to learn to solve your differences. I may be good at stopping you from fighting, but you need to work things out on your own. You're twin sisters. You'll see how much you'll need each other every now and then when you grow up."
Lana and Lola looked sad, but were glad Lincoln wasn't mad at them.
Lincoln glared at Luan. "Apparently, you can't see when people are having an eventful day just like how you couldn't see how insane your April Fools pranks are." he growled. "I was not in the mood for pranks Luan, and that morning was not the time or the place to execute them. You kept doing it over and over, not once realizing that I wasn't in the mood for it. And when I got a proper grade for all of my hard work, you up and wrecked it! I was lucky that it didn't end up gettong demoted to a C, D or even and F, but still! I mean, what gives from that day Luan?!"
Luan looked down, sad and guilty.
Lincoln glared hard at Lori, who looked on nervously. "I don't even know where to start with you Lori!" Lincoln said angrily. "Out of everyone that stressed me out that day, you were the worst of them all! All you care about is talking to just about anyone in your phone, which annoys the heck out of all of us, especially ME! Like Mom and Dad said, you can't let your love life affect your life as the oldest sibling! But you did! You refused to drive us to school all because Bobby didn't want to wear the tuxedo you picked out for him! There are worse things to fight over and other reasons for being unable to drive to school, but yours was PATHETIC! And yet you had the gall to call me stressful to handle you oblivious hypocrite!"
Lori looked away in shame, guilty for being the most stressful of all.
Lincoln galred at Leni and Luna next. "While you two didn't cause me stress at all, you should've been helping me deal with that!" he scolded. "You two are older than me and it's your responsibility as well to help out around the house, especially when Lori is being a drama queen." He then glared at Luna. "And for information about not getting what I want, I'll tell you what I wanted that day: everyone out the door like Mom and Dad wanted, to get to school on time, and get a good grade on a project I worked so hard on!"
Leni and especially Luna looked down in guilt.
"I only wanted to show you all how much I respect you to my class, to show that no matter how chaotic things get in the Loud House, I will always love you." Lincoln said to them all. "But you kept causing me a great deal of stress, forcing me to fix every single problem. You're lucky that in the end, Principal Huggins had Mrs. Johnson fix my grade when he heard about how much I went through just to get a good grade. What do you have to say for yourselves?"
The girls all looked guilty for their careless actions.
"We're so sorry Linky." Leni said in guilt. "We never realized how much of a pain we were being to you that day."
"I never meant to insult you." Lucy sniffed sadly. "I was a horrible sister that day."
"So was I" Lynn said guiltily. "I was so focused on playing sports with you I forgot to help you out too. I'm sorry Link."
"I'm sorry for saying you can't always get what you want when you were trying to show how much you respect us bro." Luna said sadly.
"I'm sorry for stressing you out with my experiments on Leni." Lisa said regretfully.
"I'm sorry for costing you your good grade and being a pranking pest." Luan said sadly. "I guess I let my pranking tendencies get the better of me that day."
"And I'm the most sorry of all." Lori said saldy. "I let my love life affect my responsibility of being the oldest in this family. I nearly costed us all to be late."
"And Luna and I are both sorry for not helping you since we were the only ones aside from Lily who didn't give you so much stress." Leni added sadly, Luna sadly nodding in agreement.
"We're all sorry Lincoln." Lana said sadly.
"Do you still forgive us?" Lola asked, nervous.
Lincoln sighed, but smiled.
"Of course I do." he said. "I just had to get that out of my system again. I meant every word about what I said during my presentation. I love and respect all of you. And I wouldn't trade you all for the world."
The sisters smiled and hugged Lincoln, which he gladly returned.
"We love you too Lincoln." Luna said.
Everyone smiled fondly at the scene as the sibling rejoined them.
"I'm glad you all made up, but we're still gonna have a chat with you girls about this." Lynn Sr. said sternly.
"Yes Dad." said Lori.
"Gotta say Lincoln, you really know how to take charge." said Ronnie Anne.
"Yeah, you really know how to be the man of the house when you're father isn't around." said Albert.
"It's like we said." Luna said with a smile. "Lincoln may be a big brother to five of us, and a little brother to the other five. But nearly all the time, he acts like a big brother to all of us."
"Which we truly appreciate." Lori said in agreement.
Lincoln smiled and blushed. "Thanks guys." he said, flattered.
"No problem… Big Brother." Lori said with a smirk, making Lincoln chuckle.
"On with the show!" said Hector.
To be continued…
Now that the project is done, next is In Tents Debate… oh boy…