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Day: Malibu, CA-On The Road

Dipper's driving down a road in his car, the number plate Pines11. He stops on the side to buy some strawberries. He asks the man in Spanish, "How much?"

The man selling strawberries answers, "$6. Six."

Dipper tells him, "I don't have any dough here." He takes off his watch.

The man selling strawberries tells him, "No, sir, that's too much."

Dipper holds it up to him, "No, it's fine. Take that. It's fine."

The strawberry man still denies, "No, senor."

Dipper tells him, "Take it. Take it." The man takes the watch, and he hands the strawberries over, but Dipper doesn't take it and says, "I don't like people handing me things. If you just drop that there, that'd be great." The man places it on the seat.

The strawberry man asks him, "Are you Iron Man?"

Dipper replies, "Sometimes." Dipper drives off.

The strawberry man calls out, "We believe in you!" He says, smiling.


Pines Industries: Wendy's Office

Wendy was sitting at her desk in Dipper's old office, talking with someone on the phone, "It was an illegal seizure of trademark property."

Her secretary opens the door, "Miss. Corduroy?"

Dipper walks in with the strawberries in hand behind her, tells her, "Relax."

Her secretary continues, "Mr. Pines…"

Dipper finishes her, "Is here."

Her secretary says, "He refuses…"

Dipper keeps cutting her off, "I don't. It's fine. It'll just be a second."

Wendy holds her hand up, signaling one second, talking on the phone, "Listen, it's our position that my best friend has and continues to maintain proprietary ownership of the Mark II platform." Dipper stands there at the door, awkwardly holding the strawberries.

The news reporter on the T.V says, "When Mr. Pines announced he was indeed Iron Man, he was making a promise to America."

Wendy says, "No, the suit belongs to us."

The new reporter on the T.V says, "We trusted that he would look out for us."

Wendy says, "Yeah but you're not…"

The news reporter on T.V continues, "He obviously did not."

Wendy tried to say, "Burt…"

The news reporter on T.V continues, "And now we learn that his assistant…"

Wendy answers, "Yes it does."

The news reporter on T.V continues, "...Wendy Corduroy, has been appointed as full CEO of Pines Industries. What are her qualifications?"

Wendy now completely annoyed, "No."

The news reporter on T.V says, "Miss. Corduroy has done nothing to manage this terrible…"

Dipper says, "Mute." The T.V goes mute.

Wendy continues, "No...Burt...Burt...Burt, listen to me. Don't tell me that we have the best patient lawyers in the country and then not let me pursue this."

Dipper looks at boxes and other things in the corner, "I'll get this stuff out of here."

Wendy glances at him, continues on the phone, "Well then, tell the President to sign an order. We'll talk about it at the Expo." Dipper pulls back a bit of the sheet and finds the same model city as it was in the video with his Grunkle Stanford (from Chapter 2 and 8), "Valenteno's giving some presentation tomorrow evening. Will Dipper and I be there?"

Dipper pulling up a chair in front of her across the desk, "Will I?"

Wendy answers him and talks on the phone, "No, Dipper will not. Bye." She hangs up the phone.

Dipper sits down, "I would like to be. Got a minute?"

Wendy tells him, "No."

Dipper tells her, "Come on, you just got off the phone. You're fine. Just 30 seconds."

Wendy starts counting down, "Twenty-nine, Twenty-eight."

Dipper quickly tells her, "I was just driving over here, and I thought I was coming over to basically apologize to you for what I have done."

Wendy asks him, "Did you come here to apologize about the party because I didn't forgive you for that." She was still affected by the party the other night.

Dipper tells her, "Yes, I'm trying to apologize for the party and...look, that goes without saying, and I'm working on that. But I haven't been entirely upfront with you, and I just want to try to make it good." He gestures to the moving object, "Can I move this? This is crazy. It's like a ferris wheel, going. I'm trying to get some…"

Wendy shakes her head, not wanting him to move it, "No."

Dipper slides to the other side, away from the object, "Do you know how short life is, Wendy? And if I never got to express...and by the way, this is somewhat revelatory to me. And I don't care...I mean, I care. It would be nice. I'm not expecting you to...look, here's what I'm trying to say. I'm just gonna say it."

Wendy stops his ranting, annoyed, "Let me stop you right here, okay? Because if you say 'I' one more time D, I'm gonna actually hurl something at your head, I think. I am trying to run the company fully now, do you have any idea what that entails?"

Dipper gives her a look, "Yes."

Wendy tells him, frustrated, "People are relying on you to be Iron Man and you've disappeared, and all I'm doing is putting out your fires and taking the heat of it, again. I am trying to do the job that you were meant to do, again." She looks at the strawberries, "Did you bring me strawberries?" She loves strawberries.

Dipper says to her, "Yeah, you love strawberries, ever since I met you at the Mystery Shack."

Wendy asks him, "Did you know that there's only one thing on Earth that Candy's allergic to? Because she walks in here all the time."

Dipper asks, confused, "She's allergic to strawberries?"

Wendy starts, "I need you…"

Dipper cuts in, "I need you to, Wendy."

Wendy finishes, looking at him apologetically, "...to leave now."

Dipper tries to say, "That's what I'm trying to…" He gets cut off.

Tulip and Candy enter the room as Tulip was in front of Candy and she was in front of Soos, "Miss. Corduroy?"

She looks at them, "Hi, come on in."

Tulip and Candy walk up to her as Tulip informs her, "Wheels up in 25 minutes."

Wendy tells her, "Thank you."

Candy looks at the strawberries, "Is that strawberries?"

Dipper tells her, "Yes, they are. Wendy just informed me that you are allergic to them." She nods, "Wendy loves them."

Wendy smiles a little, "Yes, I do, thank you, D." She says, nodding at him, and he nods back.

Soos asks Wendy, "Anything else, boss?"

Dipper was thinking he was talking to him, and answered, "I'm good, Soos."

Wendy says at the same time Dipper spoke, "No, It'll just be just another minute." She says, signing the papers Tulip walked in with.

Dipper looks around, "I lost all three kids in the divorce." He looks at Soos to Candy, who both slightly shake their heads at him. He turns to Tulip, "Are you blending in well here, Tulip? Here at Pines Enterprises? Your name is Tulip, isn't it?" She gives him a threatening warning look the whole time. He looks between Wendy and her, confused, "I thought you two didn't get along? And where is Pacifica?"

Wendy shakes her head, "No. That's not so." Sh says, standing up, "And for Pacifica, I gave her the day off."

Dipper looks at her, jokingly, "It's just me you don't care for."

Wendy gives him a look, "Don't do that. You know I care." She says, grabbing her purse. "And can you bring the strawberries home? I still want them, please."

Dipper tells her, "I know. Sure. I'll put them in the fridge for you."

Wendy tells him, "Thank you. Actually, while you're here, D, maybe you and Tulip could discuss moving your personal belongings to home."

Dipper asks, "You don't want Stanford's model?"

Wendy answers, "Yeah I do but at home though." And she starts walking to the door, patting his shoulder softly and giving him a small smile as she walks by to the door.

Tulip tells her, "Absolutely." Wendy, Candy and Soos leave the room. She breaks her act, angry at him, "I'm surprised you can keep your mouth shut."

Dipper tells her, "Boy, you're good. You are mind-blowingly duplicitous. How do you do it? You just tear things...you're a triple imposter. At least Pacifica isn't like this, I've never seen anything like you. Is there anything real about you? Do you even speak Latin? I know Pacifica does."

Tulip says something in Latin to prove to him that she can.

Dipper asks, confused, "Which means? Wait. What? What did you just say?" He says as she was about to walk out the door.

Tulip turns to him, "It means that she's the one who taught me and you can either drive yourself home or I can have you collected." She leaves the room.

Dipper says, "You're good." He turns and piles things up under the desk, moving the object for it to stop and he grabs the strawberries, goes to the model city and sees the plague as it read 'THE KEY TO THE FUTURE IS HERE' and uncovers the rest of it and look at it through one eye, and a look of realization hits him.


On the road

Dipper was driving back home with the strawberries and the model city in the passenger seat.


Dipper Pines House: Garage/Workshop

Dipper who had already put the strawberries in the fridge and laid down the model city on the table, trying to figure something out, "Jarvis, could you kindly Vac-U-Form a digital wire frame? I need a manipulatable projection.

JARVIS scans the whole model, "1974 Pines Expo model scan complete, sir."

Dipper lifts the blue projection away from the mode to an open space, "How many buildings are there?"

JARVIS asks, "Am I to include the Belgium waffle stands?"

Dipper tells him, "That was rhetorical. Just show me." E snaps his fingers and the model hologram begins to spin and lifts upright, looking at the central globe, "What does that look like to you Jarvis? Not unlike an atom. In which case the nucleus would be here. Highlight the instrument. Lose the footpaths. Get rid of them." He says, moving the paths away.

JARVIS asks, "What is it you're trying to achieve, sir?"

Dipper answers, looking intently at the hologram model city, "I'm discovering...correction. I'm rediscovering a new element, I believe. Lose the landscaping, the shrubbery, the trees, parking lots, exits, entrances. Structure the protons and the neutrons using the pavilions as a framework." He flicks all those items away, the model now resembles a nucleus and Dipper expands it. He looks at it, going around it, "Grunkle Stanford you were dead for almost 20 years, and still taking me to school." Dipper laughs at the discovery and snaps down so the model hologram fits in his hand.

JARVIS informs him, "The proposed element should serve as a viable replacement for palladium."

Dipper was looking at the hologram in his hand, "Thanks Grunkle Stanford."

JARVIS tells him, "Unfortunately, it is impossible to synthesize."

Dipper not fazed by it, "Get ready for a major remodel, fellas. We're back in hardware mode." He says, walking away.


Work Mode Around The House

He smashes a hole in the wall with a sledgehammer, drilling a hole in the floor to a power box, he grabs some wires. In large boxes, which have large pipes in it, he grabs it and puts the pipes together. By now the whole workshop is in a huge mess with the put together pipes and tools.

Agent Powers enters the room, looks at him, "I heard you broke the perimeter."

Dipper tells him, "Yeah. That was, like, three years ago. Where have you been?"

Agent Powers walks up to him, "I was doing some stuff."

Dipper continues to work, "Yeah, well, me too and it worked. Hey, I'm playing for the home team Agent Powers, you and all your Fabulous Furry Freak Brothers. Now, are you gonna let me work or break my balls?" He puts a measured weight on the pipe.

Agent Powers looks in the large box and pulls out a familiar looking object out of it, "What's this doing here?"

Dipper looks at him, "That's it. Bring that to me."

Agent Powers walked over to him, "You know what this is?"

Dipper grabs the object from Agent Powers as he hands it to him. "It's exactly what I need to make this work. Lift the coil." Agent Powers lifts the heavy pipe, "Go, go. Put your knees into it. There you go. And...drop it. Drop it." The object was now under the coil pipe, he measures it, "Perfectly level. I'm busy. What do you want?" He looks at him.

Agent Powers tells him with a straight face, "Nothing. Goodbye. Agent Wu and I have been reassigned. Director Sanchez wants us in New Mexico."

Dipper tells him, "Fantastic. Land of Enchantment with the hot agent."

Agent Powers responds, "So I'm told and she's just a friend and work partner, nothing more."

Dipper nods and asks, "Secret stuff?"

Agent Powers shrugs, "Something like that. Good luck."

Dipper tells him, "Bye. Thanks." They shake hands with each other.

Agent Powers tells him, "We need you both." He says, obviously talking about Wendy too.

Dipper replies, "Yeah, more than you know."

Agent Powers tells him, "Not that much." And he leaves the room.

Dipper goes back to work, turning the power on. He was now wearing protective glasses.

JARVIS tells him, "Initializing a prismatic accelerator." Dipper turns a wheel on top, the pipes shaking from so much power, "Approaching maximum power." Now using a wrench as a lever, the wheel is turned, but not before the laser cuts holes in the wall. Eventually it's concentrated on a triangle which begins to glow blue. With enough power in the triangle, he turns off the power.

Dipper walks over to it, "That was easy." He removes his glasses and sits down in front of it, he removes the triangle using a pair of pliers, looking at it.

JARVIS tells him, "Congratulations sir. You have created a new element." He places the triangle into an arc reactor, "Sir, the reactor has accepted the modified core. I will begin running diagnostics."


Valenteno Industries/Golf Course

Gideon is also building an arc reactor of his own, he turns on his Bluetooth, talking to Robbie.

Robbie was on the phone from the golf course, "Hey Gideon. I got Senator Ergman here. Thought we'd swing over and look at some of the drone designs."

Gideon, who was still working says, "The drone is not going to be ready."

Robbie laughs nervously, "Not ready? What do you mean?"

Gideon continues to work, "I can make presentations, not demonstrations ."

Robbie asks, still laughing nervously, "What the hell is the difference?"

Gideon tells him, "Presentation. No fly. No shoot."

Robbie tells him, "Wait, wait, wait. Wait, wait, wait. What can you make them do? I mean, this is a weapons demonstration."

Gideon says, "I can make salute."

Robbie asks, "You can make salute? What do you mean 'make salute'? What the hell does that mean Gideon? This is not what we agreed to, okay? You promised me suits and then you promised me drones." It shows Gideon has rebuilt a better version of his arc reactor whips.

Gideon simply tells him, "Hey, man, everything will be okay?"

Robbie tells him, "This is not what I wanted." Gideon turns off his Bluetooth.


Robbie was now at Valenteno Industries. He enters Gideon's room with two men. Gideon was laying on his bed with the bird on his knee, "Hey, there he is. It's the birdman. Now you like the bird. Is that right? Is that your bird? I'm confused. You said it wasn't, but now it looks like you guys are the best of pals. You love that bird, don't you? You know what? Take the bird." He orders the men.

Man 1 grabs the bird and Gideon protests, "Hey!" He yells, sitting up.

Robbie orders the second man, "Take his pillows too. Both of them. And his shoes. Take his shoes." He grabs the items, "I took your stuff. How does that make you feel? Do you feel bad? Good." He says, now shouting at Gideon, "Because that's how I feel! We had a contract. I saved your life and you give me suits. That was our deal. And you did not deliver. I don't know if you're a genius or a fraud. I don't know what you are." He says, now in a calm voice, "Something really, really great fell into my lap. And if it hadn't, I'd be at your mercy tonight. Now I have a piece of Dipper Pines tech that I pimped out myself. And now your overpriced paperweights are gonna look like a backdrop to my demonstration. Do you dig what I'm getting at here?"

Gideon spoke in Russian.

Robbie shouts again, "I don't know if you know this, but I don't speak Russian!" He straightens his suit, says in a calm voice, "I'm gonna leave now. I'm gonna go to the Expo. Maybe I'll even get laid." He points at the two men, "You see these guys? They're your babysitters." He tells him, "They are not to be trifled with. When I get back, we're gonna renegotiate the terms of our agreement. And you're gonna make good on our arrangement because if you don't, you're gonna be exactly what you were when I found you, a dead man. You got that? Maybe you can watch me on T.V" He leaves the room.


Dipper Pines House: Garage/Workshop

Dipper with an open shirt on, was by his desk in the room which was still messy, "Dummy, you, can we clean up this mess? You're killing me. You know I don't…"

JARVIS informs him, "Incoming call with a blocked number sir."

Dipper turns to the computer, "My phone privilege is reinstated. Lovely. Agent Powers. How's the Land of Enchantment with the hot agent?"

Gideon greets him, "Hey, Dipper, how are you doing? I doubly cycle." He laughs.

Dipper with wide eyes, say, "You what?"

Gideon was in his room, talking on the phone from the floor with the two men from earlier who are dead now, hung to the ceiling by their necks, "You told me double cycle's, more power. Good advice." The bird was on his shoulder.

Dipper says, "You sound pretty sprightly for a dead guy."

Gideon laughs, "You too."

Dipper mutes his speaker and tells JARVIS, "Trace him."

JARVIS asks, "Yes sir."

Gideon continues to talk, who has blood on his hands, "Now, the true history of Pines' name will be written."

Dipper tracing him, "Jarvis, where is he?"

JARVIS told him, "Accessing the Oracle grid. Eastern Seaboard."

Gideon tells him, "What your Grunkle Stanford did to my family over 40 years ago, I will do the same to you and your sister in 40 minutes."

Dipper says, sarcastically, "Sounds good. Let's get together and hash it out."

JARVIS traced him, "Tri-State area. Manhattan and outlying boroughs."

Gideon tells him, "I hope you're both ready." He hangs up the call.

JARVIS tells him, "Call trace incomplete." Dipper looks at the screens worriedly, breathing heavily. Then sees advert for Robbie's presentation, and picks up the new arc reactor and puts it in his chest.

JARVIS asks, "Sir."

Dipper breathing heavily, tells him, "You want to run some tests, run them. And assemble the suit while you're at it. Put it together now."

JARVIS tells him, "We are unclear as to the effects."

Dipper, not backing down, says, "I don't want to hear it, Jarvis." The reactor gains powers, glowing brightly, he groans as he feels it, "That tastes like coconut. And metal. Oh wow, yeah!"