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First off screen chapter of the story.
"This one looks nice." Amy Dumas (Lita) pointed to a couch in the furniture store. "It's black."
Trish raised an eyebrow at her. "Is this because you had to wear black at your 'wedding' with Kane and I came out dressed in white?"
"Shut up." Amy chuckled before eyeing her. "How did the hunk take that?"
Trish gave her a look for calling George a hunk before smiling. "We fucked in a closet for a while after he saw me in that dress, thinking of wearing it when we get married in the future."
Amy let out a wolf whistle, causing Trish to playfully smack her on the shoulder as the two girls laughed. George walked up to them and raised an eyebrow at them. "What are you two gals talking about?"
"Probably how you and Lita disappeared after Trish showed up for her part in the Kane/Lita segment." Matt Hardy chuckled as he walked up, kissing Lita on the cheek. He limped a little due to the knee injury he currently had "I mean, anyone would be left gaping from what Trish was wearing."
"I sure as hell was." George said, smiling at Trish who smiled back at him. "Now, which couch are we picking? The sooner we pick one, the sooner I don't have to look at that ugly red thing in the house."
"Hey, Christie bought that." Trish pointed at him with a warning tone.
"Shows her taste in couches." George said and quickly ducked his girlfriend's slap. "Missed!" Her other hand came and slapped his forehead. "Ow."
Matt and Amy chuckled at the two as George rubbed his forehead and gave his girlfriend a look which she returned. "I swear, you two already act like you are married."
"She starts it most of the time." George said.
Trish scoffed. "Do not, if anything it's YOU who does it, I mean, what kind of prank is putting a gigantic Spider in my bed...WHILE I was sleeping?"
"It was a joke for crying out loud." George sighed, though he did feel bad since he ended up on the couch for days after that. "I mean, it wasn't from the Dark Web."
"it better not have been." Trish said with a glare.
"Okay, now that you two have sorted that out, can you PLEASE find a couch to pick before my leg gives out from numbness at standing here and watching you two bicker?" Matt asked.
"Watch it, Hardy." George pointed.
"Watch what?" Matt was confused.
"Exactly." George nodded.
Matt shook his head. "You're weird."
"Dud, I wear a mask, call myself the Devil's son, and do supernatural shit." George said in an obvious tone. "You put Matt into everyone with words like 'Mattributes' or whatever the hell that was."
"Dude, don't knock it." Matt said. "Jeff thought it was great."
"I don't even want to know what would happen if he had that gimmick, would he call it 'Jeffributes'?" George wondered as he rubbec his chin, looking like a detective on the scene thinking of the killer's motive for killing.
"Okay you two, enough about gimmicks." Amy chuckled as she patted her boyfriend's arm. "George, stop teasing him."
"I said nothing." George said with a innocent look, which Trish scoffed at. The two gave each other a playful glare before George's phone rang. He took it out and saw it was his brother. "It's Jack, I gotta take this. Matt, Amy, make sure she DOES pick a couch and not a rug."
"It was ONE time! Get over it!" Trish called as he walked away.
"An ugly rug!" George called back before exiting the store and answered his phone. "How's my favourite brother?"
"I'm your only brother, jerkoff."
"Well aren't you rude, and we haven't spoken in nearly a month." George said wit a fake offended tone.
"Oh shut it." Jack chuckled on the other end. "I was calling to let you know that I am coming back to WWE."
"Wait, seriously?" George blinked in surprise. "I mean, after what happened last time and your reason for leaving-"
"I got over it. Besides, I'm a 9-time World Champion now." Jack said. That was true, he had won the WCW Championship 3 times, one of his reigns going over 400 days, he is a 4-time IWGP World Heavyweight Champion, and a 2-time ROH World Heavyweight Champion. "I enjoyed my time with those companies, but I feel like WWE still has a lot to offer me, I only left because of the way things were with Hogan back and him getting a WWE Championship match just liek that while guys like me and you are busting our asses off."
"True." George nodded before he spotted a pet store and smirked as he began walking over to it. "Anyway, when will you be returning?"
"Before the end of 2004." Jack said with a tone that said he knew just WHEN he was coming back but wasn't letting George know it, much to his annoyance.
"I hate you sometimes, you know that?" George sighed.
"Yes, I know." Jack laughed.
"Anyway, I gotta go, gonna get Trish a present she's gonna love." George said and after both said goodbye, they hung up as George entered the pet store.
Later
"So Jack's actually coming back?" Trish asked as she and George sat in their house in the living room, watching a re-run of last night's episode of SmackDown.
"Yeah, says he's coming back before the end of the year." George said and groaned. "Bastard's always wanting to be so vague with me."
"I think it's funny." Trish giggles as he gives her a dry look.
"Of course you do." George said in a dry tone when somebody knocked on the door. "I'll get that." He walked over to the door and opened it to see a guy holding a box, which he took and signed off before closing the door and brought the box into the living room. "Got you a gift."
"I swear, if it's a spider..." Trish warned him.
"You ain't letting live that night down, are you?" George sighed as he placed the box down and got scissors.
"No." Trish said before walking over and took the scissors when offered. She began cutting the tape so she could open it, her eyes going wide when she did. "NO FREAKING WAY!" She reached in and pulled out a Siberian Husky pup with black and white fur, a blue ribbon around his neck with a note attached to it which she read out loud. "'George paid a lot of money for me so pwease give me a name and keep me, Trish.'"
"You heard the pup." George laughed as the puppy licked Trish's face.
"Best gift ever!" Trish giggled as she hugged the pup close. "Hey baby! Welcome to your new home!" She looked up at her boyfriend. "Best boyfriend ever."
"Well, I do try." George bragged before sitting behind her and took a picture of them with the pup. "So what we calling him?"
"Hmm..." Trish thinks it over as she looks at the pup. "Shadow...his name is Shadow..."
Figured it should be a sweet off screen chapter and decided they should get a puppy for that.