Things I've done as Hogwarts Text Posts

by sapphire-stars579

Have you ever seen Harry Potter/Hogwarts House text posts? If not, they usually narrate something that would in theory happen based on the person's personality and summarize the house stereotypes in a few lines. I was encouraged to write down the things that happen from my everyday life as a Slytherin, because apparently, I can be "funny" or whatever. Please enjoy my antics!

19. SpIrItUaLlY sMaRt

*Hufflepuff googling angel numbers just because*

Hufflepuff: Mine is 11/111/1111. It says I'm the most spiritual of them all-

Hufflepuff: *puts keyboard on lap*

Slytherin:

Slytherin: Your keyboard's upside down.

Hufflepuff: *dramatic fake sob/laugh*

Hufflepuff: I said I'm spiritual not smart!

Slytherin: *chokes on air, laughing*