Chapter 8: Obama's Arrival to DC
Obama arrived in the Washington DC outskirts by driving his presidential limo. He called up Joe Biden on discord mobile. Biden wouldn't answer his own phone number, only discord.
"My fellow American Joe Biden, I am on the uh… Outskirts of town."
"O- O- O- Oh. Like by the 7-11? About seven elevens, you can't walk into one without an indian-"
"My fellow American, we are on a short time scale. Where do you want to meet?"
"The White H- H- H- House. And you should probably hurry, preferably within 30 m- m- m- minutes."
"My fellow American, I cannot possibly get to the white house within 30 minutes. I'd get there by 45 minutes, at the least."
"T- t- t- that is, unless you speed."
"Hm… fine my fellow American. What are they gonna do anyway, arrest a former president?"
And thus he speeded. He speeded through the city blocks,drifting around corners and heading towards the white house. He passed police cars, but the police didn't pursue. They knew it was the president. And when the US Capitol was finally visible, he was stopped.
"What in public healthcare is this…" Obama hit the brakes as a police blockade was pointing guns at Obama.
"Get out of the vehicle!" One of them shouted through a megaphone.
Obama slowly got out of his limo with his hands up "My fellow Americans, what did I do wrong-" He stopped when he saw who was speaking through the microphone. "JOE BIDEN!?"
"Sir, I do not know of this 'Joe Biden' You speak of."
"My fellow American Joe, you're having an episode of schizophrenia again. If you could-"
"Show us your license!" Joe shouted. Obama noticed something. He wasn't stuttering.
"Biden, wh- what's going on?" Obama looked around him. The police had surrounded him and they all had their guns trained on Obama.
Biden again repeated "Give me your license, Obama. I promise everything will be OK."
"My fellow American Biden, as a friend and long time partner I am trusting my life with you." Obama slowly reached into his back pocket. "I am getting my license-"
"LOOK OUT HE'S GOT A GUN!" Joe pulled out his glock and started shooting.
The rest of the police followed suit. Obama fell before them. Bullet holes riddled his body as he fell to the cold pavement below.
Holstering his gun, Joe Biden went to Obama. He knelt over him to get a close look.
"Joe…" Obama spat out blood as he said his last words. His voice was haggardly, and a pool of blood was forming around him "Why?"
"I'm a discord moderator. Did you think I would be fighting against pedophiles?"
"You... are not... my fellow American."