Hero Usernames (As of now)
Deku- Izuku Midoriya
Nitro - Katsuki Bakugo
Ingenium- Tenya Iida
Pinky - Mina Ashido
Earphone Jack - Kyoka Jiro
Chargebolt - Denki Kaminari
Froppy - Tsuyu Asui
Tentacole- Mezo Shoji
Celsius - Shoto Todoroki
Invisible Girl - Toru Hagakure
Cellophane - Hanta Sero
Red Riot - Eijiro Kirishima
Can't Stop Twinkling - Yuga Aoyama
Tailman - Mashirao Ojiro
Creati - Momo Yaoyorozu
Uravity - Ochaco Uraraka
Anima - Koji Koda
Sugarman - Rikido Sato
Tsukuyomi - Fumikage Tokoyami
MindJacker - Hitoshi Shinso
Lemillion - Mirio Togata
AirBurst - Nejire Hado
Maboromicamie - Camie Utsushimi
Support Usernames
MeiDay Parade - Mei Hatsume
Civilian Usernames
Uni-Kitty - Eri Midoriya
2:00 pm on a Thursday
Satan's Porno Collection Pt. 2
Red Riot: So, anyone got any good stories to tell.
Nitro: There's always the story of Deku's trip through Europe and Africa and that time he starred in a soap opera in Algeria for one season. I think it was called Sands Of Passion.
Maboromicami: Ok, you have my attention.
Deku: Because of my half irish genetics, I looked similar to an American so they had me play a stereotypical American named Buck (Stupid American) who was an American rapper/cowboy/cautionary tale and was dating the main character's daughter.
Earphone Jack: That was the summer between second and third year right?
Deku: Yeah they even had me have a catchphrase. Every scene I was in I had to enter with the phrase "Bang Bang! What's the hang?" while pulling out two revolvers.
Pinky: How did the show end?
Deku: They filmed two endings, one where my character married the daughter after converting to their religion and one where I sent to the American embassy with a vest with wires on it and later woke up with 40 virgins.
Red Riot: Is that why those middle eastern guys kept asking you for autographs and saying bang bang to you while doing finger guns?
Uravity: I thought you might have joined the Taliban or something.
Deku: They tried to get me to join them but I had no interest in actually blowing up in an embassy.
Chargebolt: Do you still even get any royalty checks?
Deku: On occasion but due to the exchange rate I only get like five dollars or something per check.
Nitro: Gotta love those African exchange rates.
Uni-Kitty: Ok I found every episode of Sands of Passion and it seems like the kind of thing that if shown somewhere else and if it were made by a white guy it would be a hate crime.
Deku: Oh it was. Many people tried to get my hero license revoked back when it was leaked online a few years ago.
Earphone Jack: Then you decided to get drunk as fuck, do erands out in the city naked and took photos which you let Kaminari and Bakugo post them online.
Deku: I lost a bet. It was either that or let them name our first born son and I would not let them call him Chalupa Batman.
Earphone Jack: Ok for that you're off the hook. Also get your beer bottles out of the shower.
Red Riot: You drink beer in the shower?
Deku: You don't?
Red Riot: Why?
Deku: The hot from the shower, the cold from the beer. It's just amazing. You should try it on your next shower.
Chargebolt: He's onto something.
Cellophane: The way he described it makes it sound so amazing.
Deku: Trust me on this. Shower beers are the best.
Creati: I take it the 12 steps program didn't work out?
Deku: I didn't even go to one meeting.
Celsius: That's downright terrifying. Isn't the amount to qualify as an alcoholic 20 drinks?
Earphone Jack: And Izzy is sitting at 35 a week.
Deku: 20 drinks a week is amature numbers. Besides, I'm part Irish. Most of Ireland's constitutional amendments involve drinking or leprechauns.
Ingenium: How did you manage to get a teaching license and become the new heroic studies teacher at UA?
Deku: I got some good pictures to blackmail my college professors and as we said back in school that Nezu was amused by the things I do.
Earphone Jack: Nezu had a scissor reel that he played at graduation. Remember?
Uravity: And he included the image of the toy car incident in our diplomas.
Deku: Funny story. It was supposed to be a cell phone but I couldn't find one small enough so I had to go with a old Hot Wheels car.
Invisible Girl: All that just to mess with a doctor.
Deku: Again, I lost a bet.
Authors Note: Chapter 6 answers: Everything Izuku said about prescription drugs and child birth was from Craig Ferguson's standup routines.
As Always
Later
