Hero Usernames (As of now)

Deku- Izuku Midoriya

Nitro - Katsuki Bakugo

Ingenium- Tenya Iida

Pinky - Mina Ashido

Earphone Jack - Kyoka Jiro

Chargebolt - Denki Kaminari

Froppy - Tsuyu Asui

Tentacole- Mezo Shoji

Celsius - Shoto Todoroki

Invisible Girl - Toru Hagakure

Cellophane - Hanta Sero

Red Riot - Eijiro Kirishima

Can't Stop Twinkling - Yuga Aoyama

Tailman - Mashirao Ojiro

Creati - Momo Yaoyorozu

Uravity - Ochaco Uraraka

Anima - Koji Koda

Sugarman - Rikido Sato

Tsukuyomi - Fumikage Tokoyami

MindJacker - Hitoshi Shinso

Lemillion - Mirio Togata

AirBurst - Nejire Hado

Maboromicamie - Camie Utsushimi

Support Usernames

MeiDay Parade - Mei Hatsume

Civilian Usernames

Uni-Kitty - Eri Midoriya

2:00 pm on a Thursday

Satan's Porno Collection Pt. 2

Red Riot: So, anyone got any good stories to tell.

Nitro: There's always the story of Deku's trip through Europe and Africa and that time he starred in a soap opera in Algeria for one season. I think it was called Sands Of Passion.

Maboromicami: Ok, you have my attention.

Deku: Because of my half irish genetics, I looked similar to an American so they had me play a stereotypical American named Buck (Stupid American) who was an American rapper/cowboy/cautionary tale and was dating the main character's daughter.

Earphone Jack: That was the summer between second and third year right?

Deku: Yeah they even had me have a catchphrase. Every scene I was in I had to enter with the phrase "Bang Bang! What's the hang?" while pulling out two revolvers.

Pinky: How did the show end?

Deku: They filmed two endings, one where my character married the daughter after converting to their religion and one where I sent to the American embassy with a vest with wires on it and later woke up with 40 virgins.

Red Riot: Is that why those middle eastern guys kept asking you for autographs and saying bang bang to you while doing finger guns?

Uravity: I thought you might have joined the Taliban or something.

Deku: They tried to get me to join them but I had no interest in actually blowing up in an embassy.

Chargebolt: Do you still even get any royalty checks?

Deku: On occasion but due to the exchange rate I only get like five dollars or something per check.

Nitro: Gotta love those African exchange rates.

Uni-Kitty: Ok I found every episode of Sands of Passion and it seems like the kind of thing that if shown somewhere else and if it were made by a white guy it would be a hate crime.

Deku: Oh it was. Many people tried to get my hero license revoked back when it was leaked online a few years ago.

Earphone Jack: Then you decided to get drunk as fuck, do erands out in the city naked and took photos which you let Kaminari and Bakugo post them online.

Deku: I lost a bet. It was either that or let them name our first born son and I would not let them call him Chalupa Batman.

Earphone Jack: Ok for that you're off the hook. Also get your beer bottles out of the shower.

Red Riot: You drink beer in the shower?

Deku: You don't?

Red Riot: Why?

Deku: The hot from the shower, the cold from the beer. It's just amazing. You should try it on your next shower.

Chargebolt: He's onto something.

Cellophane: The way he described it makes it sound so amazing.

Deku: Trust me on this. Shower beers are the best.

Creati: I take it the 12 steps program didn't work out?

Deku: I didn't even go to one meeting.

Celsius: That's downright terrifying. Isn't the amount to qualify as an alcoholic 20 drinks?

Earphone Jack: And Izzy is sitting at 35 a week.

Deku: 20 drinks a week is amature numbers. Besides, I'm part Irish. Most of Ireland's constitutional amendments involve drinking or leprechauns.

Ingenium: How did you manage to get a teaching license and become the new heroic studies teacher at UA?

Deku: I got some good pictures to blackmail my college professors and as we said back in school that Nezu was amused by the things I do.

Earphone Jack: Nezu had a scissor reel that he played at graduation. Remember?

Uravity: And he included the image of the toy car incident in our diplomas.

Deku: Funny story. It was supposed to be a cell phone but I couldn't find one small enough so I had to go with a old Hot Wheels car.

Invisible Girl: All that just to mess with a doctor.

Deku: Again, I lost a bet.

Authors Note: Chapter 6 answers: Everything Izuku said about prescription drugs and child birth was from Craig Ferguson's standup routines.

As Always

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