Gravity Falls Retcon 11
Mabel and Pacifica were at the Mall getting meat on sticks from their good friend Melody scoping out cute boys when suddenly Pacifica paused and stared off into the distance.
"Hey Paz... you okay girl?" Mabel asked.
"Does she need water?" Melody asked.
"I suddenly have this strange feeling, my nipples are hard, I'm disgusted but happy and furious at the same time." Pacifica said confused.
"That's some strange emotion." Melody said.
"Well what could it be?" Mabel asked.
"Where did you say Dipper was again?" Pacifica asked with barely restrained seething anger.
"On a hike... in the woods..." Mabel said not liking where she was going. "With Wendy... You don't think they-"
"THAT HUSSY!" Pacifica shrieked and cracked her voice in fury and sadness.
"Whoa calm down there-"
"I WILL NOT CALM DOWN! THAT RED HAIRED HARLOT IS OFF GALAVANTING WITH ONE OF MY ONLY FRIENDS AND PROBABLY DOING THINGS YOU HAVE TO DRIVE TO THE CITY TO GET!" Pacifica screamed. "So if I want to not calm down I will not calm down."
Melody took the initiative and slapped Pacifica across the face knocking her to the ground.
"Sorry Pacifica but you needed to shut the hell up." Meldoy said as Pacifica started getting up.
"No no you're right I'm sorry..." Pacifica said getting up and rubbing her face. "I was out of line..."
Pacifica started to tear up and hiccup.
"She's gonna get Mason wrapped around her fingers and he's never gonna hang out with me beyond doing stuff with you and I'm gonna grow old and fill the mansion with cats and they're gonna eat my face after I die!" Pacifica cried out in paranoia.
"Oh come on Paz it's not that bad." Mabel said rubbing Pacificas back. "I hardly think Dipper is doing it with Wendy. In fact I KNOW for a fact he doesn't have any condoms on him so if they DID do it they'd probably be screwing each other over. Have you seen Wendy's dad? He's a little taller than Dipper but Dip's not as buff so he could crush his head like a watermelon between your thighs I assume. Seriously those are nice toned thighs."
"Thanks they are toned." Pacifica sniffs. "They could be doing other stuff. Mouth stuff."
"Or anal." Melody said.
"You're not helping." Mabel snapped at Melody.
Meanwhile in the Man Cave.
"Oh my god Wendy this is amazing!" Dipper says thrusting his hips as he kisses Wendy's neck and shoulders tenderly.
"Fuck me more!" Wendy groaned in pleasure and weariness.
Back at the Mall.
"Come on. It'll be okay. You still have a chance with Dipper. He's not some inconsiderate jerk. Besides Stan is throwing a Party in a few days I bet you can get him all interested in you there. I'll run interference on Wendy there." Mabel said.
"You will?" Pacifica asked as her mascara was running.
"What are besties for?" Mabel said.
In the Man Cave Dipper and Wendy's fun had come to an end and they were trying to catch their breaths.
"Oh my god... That... was excellent." Dipper said.
"You're not so bad yourself." Wendy said snuggling into Dippers chest and resting her head on him.
"When I clenched it you took your fingers away... you were right to do that." Dipper said satisfied. "Can you walk yet?"
"I don't think so. I really don't want to try." Wendy said.
"Me neither... You're coming to Stans party right?" Dipper asked.
"Oh hell yeah. Punch snacks dancing and music. And getting in for free." Wendy said panting still.
"Mind if I act like an awkward idiot around you there?" Dipper joked.
"Nah... You be your charming self." Wendy said kissing Dipper once more.
15 minutes later of rest they got up and dressed themselves before slowly leaving the Man Cave.
"Thank god you beat those bull headed idiots senseless." Wendy said.
"I think they're afraid of me now." Dipper said.
"GOOD. I'm not gonna give birth to their children." Wendy said relieved.
Dipper took Wendy's hand in his as they climbed down and started walking back to Wendy's Cabin, once there Wendy smiled at Dipper.
"See you at the Party." Wendy said smiling at Dipper.
"See you." Dipper said smiling like a goofball before he headed back to the Shack for some much deserved food.
In the Cabin Wendy took out ice cubes, put them in a bag, put the ice bag on the couch, and sat on the ice bag with her pants and underwear around her ankles cooling her ass off.
"Oh my god that's the stuff..." Wendy said relaxing and calming down. "Geez that boy is good but maybe I use more than spit to get the job down... ouch."
Wendy squirmed as her asshole was still tingling from her first time at Anal Sex.
'Worth it though. Cute tall handsome guy holding me after sex... totally worth getting nearly made into some breeding sow.' Wendy thought as she felt the ice in the bag melt slowly from the heat from her ass. 'This is gonna be an interesting summer.'
Back at the Shack Dipper changed out of his clothes and went to the bathroom to look at himself naked in the mirror.
"I AM impressive." Dipper said admiring himself.
His bodies past memories never really noticed how good looking he was mostly out of anxiety and poor self worth as he grew up as a teenager. Dipper got a good look at his cock and felt pretty confident.
'Geez... Wendy WAS right, I had the smallest dick in the cave.' Dipper thought cracking himself up. 'I hope I didn't hurt Wendy.'
Dipper scampered back to his new phone and texted Wendy.
[You okay after... what happened?]
[Yeah... a little sore but I'll be fine tomorrow. Get some rest]
Dipper went back to the Bathroom and showered off relaxing in the hot water. Unbeknownst to him things were going to get a little bit crazy.
End of Chapter 11
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