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Sometime later
Well, this is it the last day of your training with me said, King Kai.
I wish we had another to hone your comedic skills but other than that I've taught all you'll need to know to succeed said, King Kai.
Why don't we review what you've learned just to be sure said, King Kai.
Mmhmm said Goko.
Bubbles you're up first said, King Kai.
Ready said, King Kai.
Go said, King Kai.
Ooh, .8 seconds said King Kai.
You've broken the record said, King Kai.
Next Gregory said, King Kai.
Right said, Gregory.
And go said, King Kai.
1.2 seconds said, King Kai.
That's unbelievable said, King Kai.
Next said Goko.
Ok, next what's say we test your skills with the spirit bomb said King Kai.
Alright, let's do it said Goko.
Goko gathers energy.
Hey, how am I doing so far King Kai? Asks Goko.
Very good said, King Kai.
Now get ready said, King Kai.
Remember Goko don't use your eyes, feel it out said, King Kai.
Right said Goko.
Goko hits it.
That's the idea yeah said, King Kai.
Matter of fact that was pretty amazing. I never would believe anyone could master the spirit bomb technique in such a short time said, King Kai.
Thanks, I've been practicing said Goko.
Of course, I explained before but it's important for you to remember how the spirit bomb Technique works. Only then can you use it correctly said, King Kai.
Esstenly it pulls a small sliver of energy from the grass, trees, people, and animals. Every living thing on the planet. Even the air. It pools that energy and releases it in one giant burst said, King Kai.
Even here on a planet as small as the one we're on you see what it's capable of. You only imagine how powerful it will be on Earth which has so many more lifeforms to draw from. Not to mention the energy you'll be able to pull from the sun. but you should be careful the raw power of your Spirit bomb could easily become too much for you control alone. One slip and you could destroy your home and all the friends your fighting to protect said, King Kai.
For that reason. Promise me don't use it unless you absolutely have to and even then just use it once understand? Said, King Kai.
Got it said Goko.
I'm afraid we don't have much time to put the final touches on your training the Saiyans should arrive on Earth in around 24 hours said, King Kai.
Then King Kai realizes something.
Oh, no said King Kai.
What's wrong? Asks Goko.
Um now don't lose your head but I may have forgotten to factor in how long it would take you to get back home said King Kai,
But I thought you were gonna send me back home said Goko.
Can't you just teleport me there or something? Asks Goko.
You mean I gotta take Snake way the way back? Said Goko.
It took me six months to get here said Goko.
I know but you're faster now and won't take you as long maybe two days at most and I'll have Kami meet you at the other end to take you the rest of the way said, King Kai.
No, I don't have two days. They're almost there now and everybody is gonna die said Goko.
Quit being such a baby said, King Kai.
I messed up don't you think I feel enough already said, King Kai.
Now it's important we get in touch with your friends back on Earth and fast said, King Kai.
Teel them to bring you back to life immediately said, King Kai,
How? Asks Goko.
I know you don't have a phone that goes that distance said Goko.
Put your hand on my back and think as hard as you can said, King Kai,
Your friends should hear you said, King Kai.
Ok said Goko.
Master Roshi, it's me Goko if you can hear me say something ok thought Goko.
Scene change
Master Roshi is sitting on the toilet looking at a dirty magazine.
Master Roshi thought Goko.
Master Roshi thought Goko.
Goko is that you? Where are you? Asks Master Roshi.
Whoa, he really can hear me thought Goko.
I'm here with King Kai. Kami sent me to him. He's who i've been training with for the past six months. I'm talking to you my mind thought Goko.
I'm still in otherworld thought Goko.
Oh ok said, Master Roshi.
You have guys find all the Dragons Balls? Asks Goko.
Sure did we're ready when you are said, Master Roshi.
That's great news thought Goko.
Ok, i need you to do me a favor. Use the Dragon Balls to summon Sheron and wish me back to life as soon as you can ok thought Goko.
The Saiyans are arriving ahead of schedule. They'll be there tomorrow thought Goko.
What Tomorrow? Said Master Roshi.
Listen up get the Dragon Balls we need to summon Sheron now said Master Roshi,
Scene change
That was neat said Goko.
Thanks, King Kai said Goko.
Easy as pie said, King Kai.
I get to be alive again said Goko.
That's right said, King Kai.
Now while we wait for your friends to get those dragon thingee's ready let's do something about that raggedy training outfit of your said King Kai.
Really? Said Goko.
Watch said, King Kai.
Hey thanks, it really light said Goko
I thought you might like that said King Kai.
But it's not just light it's made of incredibly strong fabric. It can even repeal minor attacks said, King Kai.
Thank you so much King Kai said Goko.
And the turtle mark you put it right where it was before said Goko.
But I'm not sure about the bow and the style of the top said Goko.
It adds a little feminine touch said, King Kai.
Anyway, I hope they wish me back to life soon said Goko.
I think you'll agree the mark on the back gives it an extra pizzaz said, King Kai.
Hmm said, King Kai.
Yeah said Goko.
Scene change
Piccolo is continuing to train Gohan.
Don't just dodge you have to counter-attack said, Piccolo.
Are you alright I got a little carried away there said, Piccolo?
Your not gonna died on me, are you? Asks Piccolo.
Hey, you cheated said Gohan.
You said no eye lasers said Gohan.
And what if I did? Asks Piccolo.
You should never believe anything the enemy tells you said, Piccolo.
Yeah but you're not the enemy said Gohan.
Scene change
Now Shenron come forth said, Master Roshi.
Scene change
It got so dark said Gohan.
It's still the middle of the afternoon said Gohan.
Hands off creep said Bulma.
You who have gathered the seven dragon balls speak your wish now said Shenron.
Ok so what if we wish for Shenron to destroy the Saiyans before they got here? Asks Oolong.
That way we wouldn't have to fight em said Oolong.
What kind of stupid idea is that? Asks Bulma.
What about Goko? You want her to just stay dead? Asks Bulma.
No that's not what I meant I figured it be easier besides we can always bring Goko back next time right? Said Oolong.
You have requested an impossible wish said Shenron.
I was created by the Guardian of the Earth, Kami, I cannot grant a wish that exceeds his power said Shenron.
Well in that case forget about the Saiyans. Just bring Goko back to life said, Master Roshi.
Very well old one it shall be done said Shenron.
Scene change
It would seem Goko's resurrection is underway thought, Piccolo.
That could only mean one thing the Saiyans will reach the Earth sooner than we expected thought Piccolo.
Scene change
Goko's halo disappears.
Oh good, your Halo's gone said, King Kai.
That means your alive said, King Kai.
Whoo-hoo said Goko.
There's no time to lose said, King Kai.
Right said Goko.
Remember the Saiyans are as evil as they are powerful don't underestimate them said, King Kai.
You can't let your guard down not even for a second said, King Kai.
And try not to end up back here next time it's forever said, Gregory.
I'll do my best said Goko.
Thanks, Gregory I know the dragon balls can't bring me back to life twice so I guess I'm just gonna have to win said Goko.
Thanks again for everything you've done for me King Kai said Goko.
I'll visit next time I'm dead I hope it's not for a while though said Goko.
Bubbles, Gregory said Goko.
So long guys said Goko.
Bye said Goko.
I feel lighter than air said Goko.
This is great said Goko.
I almost forgot every second counts thought Goko.
The next day the Saiyan land on Earth in a city.
Vegata and Nappa exit their pods.
Scene change
Well, it seems the Saiyans are here said, Piccolo.
And there strong than we are, aren't they? Said Gohan.
Scene change
The Saiyans must be getting there about now, I've got to hurry thought Goko.
Hold guys i'm coming thought Goko.