Chapter 11: Sans vs The Hokage

"Yo what up" Naruto uttered briefly.

Sans, Tyrone, and Gollum were very scared, lava was rising along with Naruto's Power Level...

"Pablo always told me to expect the unexpected" Tyrone said.

Naruto began to speak… "It was a hot summer night, and I really wanted to become a master ninja. My dad was never around, and my only companion was Itachi Sensi. I really like Sauske and I want to turn her into my Hokage Queen when I become Hokage. Did I mention I want to become the Hokage?

I went into town to get some Udon noodles, but then to my right, I saw the Sasuke. He was chowing down on very phallic looking noodles. I readjusted my hokage headband, straightened my posture and walked over to him. Saucesky was really strong and he could run on the sides of trees and stuff. I really wanted to learn the hidden tree jutsu so he could go kame-kame ha on the spruce trees.

Sasuke turned to me; and leaned in her ear, his soft skin brushing the right side of my cheek, as I looked straight ahead, feeling hornier than ever.

He got closer, and whispered in my ear, "It's free real estate." I shuddered at the thought of free real estate.

Why would someone offer real estate in Japan, much less for free? So many thoughts swirled around in my mind, as if I had inner demons trying to fight their way out.

At that moment, I knew what had to be done. I had to claim Sasuke as my own. Although, for a second, I was pretty sure I saw his charingan activate for a second. For a second, I was taken aback by this discovery. Mystery in a man always makes things... sexier.

I looked Sasuke dead in the eye, and, in a stoic tone, said "Will you be the Hokage to my Village?". Sasuke nodded, with a tear in his eye. And that is why I am here to destroy you Sans."

Sans was very confused, but with Tyrone's advice, everything was falling into place. Whats a Hokage, what's a charingan, heck, whats free real estate? But then it clicked. It's never been about the how or why, it just is free real estate. With one question answered, Sans spoke his powerful words.

"So what you're saying is, you're gay? "Sans spoke proudly, Tyrone and Gollum were now even more confused.

"Yeah, I guess" Naruto replied, Sans plans had just come into action.

"Well it says in the More-Door law, Gays don't have rights…" Said Sans.

"WHAT? Thats homophobic!" Naruto uttered with complete disgust.

"Doesn't matter, CAUSE IT'S THE LAW!" Sans finished.

And with that, Naruto's flying powers had just deactivated (btw he was flying over the lava THE WHOLE TIME, CAN YA BELIEVE IT?) yet he hadn't fallen to the ground yet, it appeared that he was just floating.

"Say goodbye to your rights… and say hello TO YOUR LEFT!"

And just like that, Naruto's gravity had just shifted so that he was falling left! Crazy, I know.

"You biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii-" as Naruto's voice faded away in the distance, Tyrone wanted to make sure he was gone for good.

Tyrone spoke the magic word.

"skadoosh" Tyrone said. And as he said it, Naruto exploded in the distance, his little naruto parts were never to be seen again.

"Guess i'm the Hokage now" Sans said"

"I'm gonna go collect Naruto's beautiful little bits" Gallum then ran to collect them without even saying goodbye, which was for the best, mainly because Sans was still pretty horny and didn't want to say goodbye.