#090: Shellder
Type: Water
Average penis length/design: 3 inch, tapered
Shellder, when they aren't attached to a Slowbro and licking its anus, tend to keep their diamond hard shell closed when they are going through the ocean. However, if a Shellder does hear the distinctive sound of another Shellder that is horny and in need of relief, which is quite common, then they will open up their shells and go check it out.
During mating, a male Shellder will poke its penis through the front opened end of its shell that will go into the female Shellder's vagina which is tucked inside a special latch on her shell that she only opens for mating. Smaller Pokémon may also have Shellder clamp its shell down on them and hold them down while getting mated with.
#091: Cloyster
Type: Water/Ice
Average penis length/design: 6 inch, tapered
Cloyster may look like a giant vagina, but there is more to it. Cloyster hide inside their diamond hard shells for protection and, should the shell happen to break, Cloyster can shoot spikes through the broken area. Cloyster are very protective of both themselves, their mate and their offspring, and will put themselves in harm's way to protect those that it loves.
Cloyster love Slowpoke tails especially, this is no different from Shellder, and if a Cloyster sees a Slowpoke dangling its tail into the water then it might just drag the Slowpoke into the water and mate with it. The Slowpoke don't mind the attention one bit as they are about as sexual as Cloyster, just much slower.
#092: Gastly
Type: Ghost/Poison
Average penis length/design: 2 inch, humanoid
Gastly are formed from spirits of recently deceased Pokémon that have yet to leave the earth. If a Gastly is not captured or evolved within 6 months after death, then it will simply fade away into the afterlife where they'll retake on the shape of their former Pokémon body and stay for rest of eternity.
The only way for Gastly to be created is by having Pokémon die, so they really don't have a full need to mate for anyting other than pleasure. Gastly are capable of forming genitals by compressing the gas that surrounds them into a physical object. Their genitals are completely disembodied and they can move them to be around any part of their round head. Gastly cannot mate with anything other than another Ghost Type Pokémon.
#093: Haunter
Type: Ghost/Poison
Average penis length/design: 4 inch, humanoid
Haunter are made when the spirit of Gastly becomes powerful enough through scaring and battling that it ends up sprouting arms and changing shape, thus extending the time it can stay on Earth without getting captured by another 6 months.
Haunter are very mischievous and love using their long tongues to lick their opponents and send a shuddering feeling up their victim's spine, though it can actually be quite pleasurable especially for a masochist. Haunter's genitals are also disembodied so they can move them to anywhere they desire, two Haunter have even been known to completely mate with their genitals being two feet from their bodies.
#094: Gengar
Type: Ghost/Poison
Average penis length/design: 7 inch, humanoid
When a Haunter decides that they do not want to go to the afterlife but instead stay on Earth and continue to scare people, it will concentrate tons of energy into its core that transforms it into a Gengar which cannot go to the afterlife at all.
Gengar are very teasing Pokémon that love to scare and take advantage of people and Pokémon alike. Male Gengar can concentrate energy onto their penises to make them so that living Pokémon can feel it. If a Gengar touches you, then you will instantly get chills down your spine.
Gengar have no need for mating since you can't really die if you're already a ghost, but sex for them is still quite enjoyable.
#095: Onix
Type: Rock/Ground
Average penis length/design: dual, 2 foot long, bumpy
Onix are almost always horny and tend to cause a bit of a ruckus when they mate. Although these giant rock snakes prefer to mate underground, that's actually just the problem in that Onix seem to shake the ground of caves so much that even a flying Zubat can feel the vibrations. When you're a cave Pokémon, especially in areas like Kanto's Victory Road where they tend to live, something you kind of need to get used to is feeling the vibrations of Onix mating every once in a while.
During mating, a male Onix will snake one or both of its long members into the crack that is a female Onix's vagina until it releases a dusty secretion that is loaded with Onix sperm that are just dying to get to the egg.
#096: Drowzee
Type: Psychic
Average penis length/design: 5 inch, outie urethral opening
Drowzee love to find sleeping Pokémon and people that they can manipulate with their psychic abilities and have them do strange things, and one of these things is have them mate with the Drowzee. If a Drowzee finds a suitable candidate or is just simply feeling really horny, then it will put its victim into a hypnotic state and have it either ride Drowzee's dick or penetrate its vagina until either it is satisfied or until they see the sun start to come up where Drowzee will proceed to place its victim back to where it found it asleep. Drowzee's victim will often feel very sore afterwards but not have any memory of what happened.
Drowzee are immune to their own hypnotic abilities, so when two Drowzee do mate they will tend to put the tricks aside and just have a nice, leasurly time together.
#097: Hypno
Type: Psychic
Average penis length/design: 8 inch, outie urethral opening
When they're feeling frisky, Hypno will find a human or Pokémon that's either their own size or just smaller and use the small pendulums they carry to hypnotize them, take them to a private area and take advantage of them. When finished, Hypno will find the exact spot they stole that person or Pokémon from, place them down, and pull them from the trance making them think that absolutely nothing had happened. If that Hypno found that person or Pokémon to be especially pleasing, then it will keep that creature in mind and see if it can hypnotize them again.
Occasionally, a mating Hypno will allow its mate to hypnotize it into submission and allow its mate to do as it pleases. The Hypno cannot hypnotize each other, however, as there would be no way to break them free without hurting each other.
#098: Krabby
Type: Water
Average penis length/design: dual, 1 inch, tapered
Krabby…is a crab. That's what it is, that's all it is, it's just a crab, so it makes total sense that Krabby mating rituals or habits are based on that of a crab.
Krabby will often determine whether or not a mate is worthy based on the size of their claws. Despite their size, Krabby's grip strength is very strong and they can use their claws to hold down their mates as they do their thing. Male Krabby possess a set of dual penises that each release up to a teaspoon of watery semen upon orgasm.
Likewise, female Krabby have a dual uterus but only one uterus can function throughout the year so Krabby can only really make one egg per cycle.
#099: Kingler
Type: Water
Average penis length/design: Dual, 3 inch, tapered
Kingler's massive claw can often be used as a warning signal to attempt to scare off potential threats, but also as a way to help attract mates. Kingler have one of the strongest grip strengths of all the crustacean Pokémon, but since random boners do tend to be a common occurrence for these giant crabs, their dual penises are a few inches further from their main claw which helps prevent some ungodly damage.
When mating with another Pokémon, Kingler will sometimes use their king claw to keep their mate in place as they do their thing. Kingler love to mate with smaller or weaker Water Pokémon as they tend to offer the least resistance when Kingler is having its way with them.
And that will be it for this chapter. Thank you for reading up to this point, if you've enjoyed it then please let me know.
Next chapter will feature Pokémon such as Voltorb, Exeggcute, Cubone and more so keep your eyes peeled for that.
Take care and I'll see you next time!