Hey guys, it's Pari and Para again, and we're here with the brand new chapter of Dissecting Moon Daughter. Thanks for the reviews and hope everyone's safe!

The usual disclaimer: It's Pari on bold, and Para on bold italics.

Chapter 9…Losers in Camp Half Blood

Why are you seeking the losers in Camp Half Blood? Just look into a mirror.

Ooh, Pari's being cool, eh?

Shut up

During I quested, Chrion got all the camper demigods together to discuss the quest.

And how did you come across this valuable piece of information?

Please don't tell me she can see real time visions happening elsewhere.

"Why did none of you go on the quest with them you dim fools?!"

Because the ideal number for a quest is three? And there were three of them? And if more go, they'll die?

Making Chiron seem like an idiot...this is going too far.

"But we didn't pass the test of skills," Said a Apollo.

There was test?

Why wasn't I informed?

As if you would take part had you been informed, Parambrata.

"That is true, most of you are not born to be heros

A wtf moment!

Not born to be heroes...you mean Flavia is?

Ooh, disgusting.

or anything we need to help Flavia Nico and Albaster anyway, how can we do this?"

"A sacrafice!" Said a son of Zeus. "We have a cooking grill in camp, we can speak with Artmeis to help them."

Why Artemis of all of them?

This version of camp half-blood keeps thinking about sacrificing living creatures. Ugh!

And Artemis...isn't she the goddess of living things as well?

"No scum

... scum?

Ooh, Pari, think about what would happen if Mr Bruce calls you, "scum".

Our mother would go all Amazon on him, what else?

True.

And Chiron...why would he call his students scum?

This version of hot Chiron is... spectacularly dumb, just like our protagonist, Flavia Knight.

, we will consult the oracle.

Thank the gods, finally a good suggestion.

Annabeth, this is your task because you were texting during capture the flag when you should of been fighting instead, this is a punishment," Said Chiron.

The oracle...is not a many headed hydra monster. You just have to see her and she'll tell you. Besides, it's Rachel. She's not weird.

Oh Para, remember that Rachel is just a "preppy mortal" here

Goddammit.

"They already talked to the oracle!" Snitted

What is this word?

Snorted?

Perhaps so.

Annabeth. She was wearin Naill

What is a Naill?

Neill Horan? Or something. I'm not too sure myself.

shirt that was pink and too much makeup so she looked blond & slutty

Once again, the blond and slutty comparison. This woman is exhausting.

What does she have against natural blondes?

, like all the Apherditis.

Are they martians?

I think she means the campers of the Aphrodite cabin.

"But they did not get a prophacy from Rachel, she is just a mortal

Prejudice! How dare Chiron say-

This isn't Chiron, remember? This is his evil clone.

but its good to have news from her too, anyway. Now go or you will be flung to Tarterus.

Wtf?

The hell?

Tartarus? Just like that?

Annabeth walked into the big House to seek of Rachel. Rachel was in the attic and her eyes glowed green, "I have no prophacy exeptthe three on the quest will be of deimgods the best!"

Applause for the fascinating prophecy writing!

Demigods the best...I'm trying not to fall off my chair laughing.

Annabeth was mad

As in, crazy, or as in, angry?

Angry, I guess

but she had to tell Chiron. She was a coward in heart

Huh.

Annabeth Chase, the girl who stabbed a full grown Cyclops in the leg when she was seven...a coward.

, that's why she took a shortcut in the room with all the computers in Camp.

There are no computers in the camp!!! Technology does not work!!

Rage mode. Sorry everyone.

There was a strange noise, she came closer and screamed cause she saw…..Mr. D looking at child pr0n! ON CHIRON'S COMPUTER!

Child...porn?

Oh, ugh. That's the worst thing she could come up with.

"Omg you perv get the hell outta here!" She yelled.

And you say she isn't brave.

But Mr. D laughed instead,

But how Flavia know what Dionysius was thinking and talking.

he did purple magic and Annabeth turned into a grape with no soul!

Normal grapes have souls?

Don't be callous, sister, they may.

Are you telling me that Flavia...she supports child porn?

She supports anything which Annabeth doesn't, and she's just managed to trap herself.

Ugh, hi everyone. This was even more traumatic than any other. The child porn in the end...ugh. That's terrible.