Sorry for the 3 years hiatus on this fic!

I know, I know. Work and Mobile games took my time so I decided to write this before my creativity ran out again.

By the way, I decides to include all the characters appearing in NT.

Disclaimer: see chap 1. References mentioned in this chapter belong to their respective owners.

Dissidia law 5: All warriors, will you please STOP declaring war on Sephiroth? Just because he's getting THAT invitation doesn't mean you are fighting over him just to get that spot. Seriously, you guys are acting like CHILDREN! – Cosmos and Chaos (with Materia and Spiritus)

Cosmos, Chaos, Tifa, Cloud, Materia and Spiritus looked at the scene in front of them.

"Can we stop them?" Materia asked.

"You'll get used to it." Chaos answered the sighed.

"This is all your fault, Cloud." Tifa scolded her childhood friend, who was beside her. "If you didn't announce that, this will not happen."

"I know, Tifa." Cloud only sighed.

The scene in front of them is a total war: swords clashing and magic blasting everywhere, creating a lot of damage on the surrounding area. In fact, those attacks are aiming towards one target.

Said target? The One Winged Angel himself.

"I wished I shouldn't announce that." Cloud sighed again.

"Well, whose idiot has the balls to announce that?!" Spiritus bellowed.

-Earlier-

"All right, everyone. I have something to say to you." Cloud announced out of the blue when the Cosmos Warriors turned their gaze at him. He turned to Cosmos and Materia. "Cosmos, Materia, can I?"

"Sure Cloud." Cosmos permitted him. Cloud smiled.

"Hey, Chaos and Spiritus! You need to listen to this too!" Cloud barked and all of the sudden, a projection popped up and the Chaos warriors with Chaos and Spiritus shows up.

"What now, Warrior?!" Spiritus bellowed.

"Hush, Spiritus. Let him speak." Chaos hushed Spiritus then turned to Cloud. "What is it?"

"Good news is that one of you here got this invitation." And Cloud shows the envelop with the Smash Bros seal on it.

Several shocks and awe has been heard in both sides.

"For real?"

"Who's joining this time?"

"Cloud, I don't think-" Tifa tried to interrupt but Cloud continued.

"And that person name started with letter 'S'." He could hear the majority of the warriors of both Cosmos and Chaos groaned in disappointment.

"Bad news that the newcomer is a villain." He deadpans, and he could hear Squall and Shantoto groaned in disappointment, although that he wanted the former to join.

Snow and Sephiroth are the only warriors remaining in the Chaos side.

Cloud sighed in defeat. "Alright. To cut this short, Sephiroth is joining the tournament." Then he sighed. "Now will you excuse me." And Cloud walked away and went to Bahamut-knows-where.

Silence ensured for ten minutes until Kefka complained: "Dang it! Why Mama's boy of ALL people!"

"I agree with Kefka!" Jecht agreed. "Give us the chance, dammit!"

"So what?" Sephiroth scoffed. "This proves that I'm the superior villain in this realm." Silence ensures again and all warriors, Cosmos and Chaos alike, brandished whatever weapon and magic they have.

"So, this is war then." Ardyn said, Arminger activated. "I may be a newcomer, but I don't like being belittled by someone like you."

"Try me." Sephiroth smirked, accepting the challenge and brandishing his Masamune.

"All right, it's my fault anyways!" Cloud admits. Since everyone is focusing on fighting Seph right now and despite that Cloud enjoyed seeing him being mauled, he felt that he has a responsibility for this.

"So, how can we stop this?" Materia asked her predecessors.

Cosmos and Chaos only shook their heads. "We ran out of ideas, unfortunately."

"What?! Continuous fighting will summon the Planesgorger out of the blue!" Spiritus panicked.

"I got this." Cloud gave up and pull out a Dark Tome. "I borrow this from one of the professor's students."

"Dark magic?" Then Tifa looked at the tome. "Cloud, is that-"

"Yes it is." Then Cloud flipped some pages and began to chant.

"I feel sorry for them." The four Celestial beings only sighed.

"DARK SPIKES T!" And all of the sudden, Dark spikes began to rain upon them.

"WHHAAAAAA!"

"IT'S RAINING SPIKES!"

"I think we should write a law about this." Chaos said after all the warriors tried to avoid the spikes in the sky while they could hear Squall, Lightning, WoL, and Noctis swearing beautiful words at Cloud.

"Agreed." Cosmos sighed.

Sephiroth managed to escape the chaos by activating his one wing and fly while he could hear Garland, Kefka, Jecht, Mateus and Ardyn swearing beautiful words at him while dodging the spikes.

End

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