Saturday news
My dear readers, I have written a new book, called Mistakes of Minister Cornelius Fudge, from 1981 to 1997.
You can get the book from Flourish And Botts.
In the book, four major mistakes are told, truthfully.
Now, here is your daily piece of news.
-Rita Skeeter
Closing the newspaper, Harry looked around the Great Hall and promptly threw the paper at an unaware Sirius, who was eating a piece of chocolate he stole from Remus." Argh!" Sirius was caught off guard as a flying newspaper hit him, knocking the precious piece of chocolate he stole, onto the floor. "NOOOOOO!" The grim animagus fell to the ground as if that small motion had ruined his life. "Sirius, you're making a fool of yourself" Remus had arrived at the Great Hall. Ignoring the giggling students, Sirius pouted, looking longingly at the chocolate. "But the chocolate!" Sighing, Remus pulled out a bar of chocolate and set it on the table. "There"
"Sirius?"
"Yeah Harry?"
"I know we haven't had the best relationship, but I want to start over"
"Great! I'm Sirius Black, Your godfather"
"Harry Potter"
'Sirius!'
'What? You do know Remus can hear this right?'
'Yeah, anywaaays..'
'Hmm?'
'I bought Rita Skeeter's new book.'
'What? Burn it!'
'It's called Mistakes of Minister Cornelius Fudge 1981 to 1997'
'Nevermind, don't burn it, cherish it forever'
'To our quarters after breakfast before the flying class starts. You too, Moony'
After breakfast, the trio found themselves in their quarters, with Harry directing Sirius to activate something. "So say, I, Sirius, whatever your middle name is because I can't remember Black enable the protection for the protected, Remus John Lupin, for the space of twenty feet until I deem it unneeded."
With a mischievous grin, Sirius repeated it, grinning like an idiot as a golden light enveloped the werewolf, bringing a warm feeling in Remus's heart, as the light faded away.
Harry then left the room, running as fast as he could towards the courtyard, a laugh nearly escaping him as Sirius, with a shout, was being pulled towards him, with Remus in tow. Exiting the castle, they instantly got a "Mr Black, may I ask why you ran into a Student, instead of walking, like the past week, and why Mr Lupin is here as well?" From both McGonagall and Madam Hooch
"Erm. I got bored?"
"And what of Mr Lupin?"
"I Protéger bond-ed him too?"
Needless to say, the lesson was enjoyed greatly by all, and even by the two stern witches.
After flying, they (Ron included) headed to the Marauder's quarters, with Ron telling Harry "Finally you get the fact your godfather is cool" to annoy him every few seconds.
"Hey Harry! Did you know people wrote books about you and love letters to you before they trapped you in Azkaban?" Remus's eyes sparkled with mirth. "What? I do-"
"Really?" Ron asked, his eyes glinting.
"Have you got them!?" Sirius interrupted gleefully, snatching a rather large package from Moony's hand, peered in, then yelped joyfully. "You do!"
Harry reached over, snatching the package and taking a book out, and read the book, snickering at random times, as the two 'adults' and a child made a grab to get something in there. "Listen to this," Harry cleared his throat. "It's called Harry Potter and the Dragon Battle.
Harry James Potter was tired. Unbelievably tired.
He had just battled a raging Dragon and won.
How? This is how it started.
'It's hotter than a desert out here,' Harry groaned, who was currently walking up a large mountainside, towards a cave for , an enormous dragon appeared, sending a large stream of flames at Harry. Quick as a flash, our hero pulled out a sword and headed towards the beast. He then stabbed the dragon and continued with his journey when he came across my house. I let him rest, and in return, he told his adventure and gave an interview.
Name: Harry Potter.
Age:6
Favourite color: Red and Gold
Favourite food: Sugar Quills
The sword: Sword of Meril
Familiar/?: Golden Phoenix
Home: Hogwarts
Guardian/s: Albus Dumbledore
Special Training?: Yes
From Who?: Albus Dumbledore
How did you get the sword?: Won it from a banshee.
How were you able to defeat the dragon at ease? I've done it countless times before.
Sadly, Mr Potter had to leave to continue his journey.
By Sam Dodgdweller
And it says THIS IS A WORK OF FICTION at the very bottom, too. In tiny writing"
Harry looked up. The three others had fallen to the ground laughing, near the end, and were currently trying to get back up. "Anyone want to read something out loud?" "I'll read one" Only Ron got up. "Oh, I grabbed Love Letters."
"Dear Harry,
You are my love.
I would be nothing without you if you died.
Happy Valentine's Day, sweetie!
Love, Your Lover and Future wife,
Layla Chasebroke."
It was at the 'your lover and future wife,'' when everyone in the room full on burst out laughing, and even Remus couldn't control the laughter leaving his mouth. The group spent at least two minutes laughing before they calmed down. Now Sirius read one of the other love letters.
My sweet Harry,
I love you and will be a faithful wife; I promise
And with that; I ask you,
Will You Marry Me?
Your future wife,
Hannah Trist.
Harry made a strangled noise as the others laughed, asking, "I don't have to marry her, do I?" as Remus picked up the nearest love letter.
Dearest Harry,
I say this as your future wife, with all my love.
You are the best anyone could wish for!
Kind, Brave, Loyal, A Hero, and Rich!
See you at our future wedding!
Ginny Weasley.
Ron laughed, "Harry, don't marry her, she's crazy about you, and has been obsessing over you and your money, no-one likes her, not even I do, and she's family!" Relieved that Ron didn't hate him because of his sister sending Harry a love letter, they moved on to the letters he got in Azkaban.
Potter.
YOU ARE DISGUSTING AND VILE!
I DON'T KNOW HOW I COULD'VE LOVED YOU!
-Hannah Trist
"Welp, there goes the faithful wife" Harry muttered, earning a "Hear, Hear" From Sirius, and laughs from the other two.
They filled the rest of the morning with laughs and scoffs, while reading stories, love letters and apology letters. (But Sirius and Remus banned them from reading the Hate Letters)
Dear Harry, I'm sorry I doubted you, I knew you were innocent, you will take me back right? - Hannah Trist.
And
I KNEW IT HARRY;
I KNEW YOU WERE INNOCENT,
I still love you after all these years.
Your future wife,
Ginny Weasley
~Love You~
And then there were these:
Dear Hary Poter,
Why Momy alway talcing abut you? She say lik fuwture hus band an stuf.
Can I get a hus band?
Wat tiep of band is a hus band?
Plese Momy is gooeing crazee.
-Joe Besteir
Fronm Nowble Hose of Besteir
Dear Hawwy Pooter,
Why don't Daddy like you?
He say bad stuff like Dark wizard and rants about you.
I don't like it.
Mum don't like it too.
She says Daddy has anger issues.
What's Azkaban?
Daddy says you deserve to be their.
I don't think you do, unless it's a good place. Bye!
Monika Finnigan -23rd August 1997
Then they headed to lunch, Ron retiring to his dorms because someone *coughGrangercough* dragged him to do the dreaded homework.
Harry, Sirius and Remus were walking down a corridor when they found an egg. Harry was quick to claim it, his eyes taking in the details. It was a Black Egg, with a somewhat thick shell, purple and green swirls and dots decorating the shell, and warmth seeped through the thick shell.
I've run out of Ideas, so I'll write some letters and books Harry received and reactions. (Even tho he didn't read the hate letters)
His Godfather laughed, but it wasn't a friendly laugh, it was a crazy laugh. Which was not a pleasant noise. Harry whirled around. "How did you get out of jail?!"
"It doesn't matter, What matters is that you're going to die!"
"Like how you got my parents"
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"Oi Sirius! Look!"
"What the.. Harry Potter escape from the deranged godfather again?"
Φ ϕ ϕ
The group looked at the pile of books and went through the titles.
'Escapes from vampires'
'Protects the village'
'Magic Muggle Mirror'
'Defeat of the Dragon'
All of them had Harry Potter in front of them, and about 6,000 more books.
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You filthy Half-Blood!
How could I have loved you?!
-Cresta Willtra
I don't know how a filthy like you could've defeated the Dark Lord, then dabble in the Dark Arts of all things!
FILTH!
How could my daughter have loved you? You're a Dark Lord!
Dark Wizard!
Freak!
Sirius scowled and tossed a pile of letters in the fire. Who were they to send hate letters to a poor boy? And it was his pup! Standing up, Sirius clenched his fist. Remus, who was reading, lifted his head. "Siri, we've been through this thirty-two times already, no, you can't go kill, or maim them, and throw the letters in the fire. How would Harry feel if he saw them?"
Merry Christmas! I won't be uploading for maybe a week? But Merry Christmas to you all!
-ThePottersWhoLived
Oh, and for the Poll, Phoenix, Mongoose, and Snake are currently winning. I will be choosing the top three for Harry's pets, so if you dislike any of them, and haven't voted, Here are the scores
Phoenix:3
Mongoose:2
Snake:2