Chapter 9: Hot Rodding Teenagers from Dimension X
April, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Squirtles, Irma and Vernon got to Saffron City via the Channel 6 Helicopter. A professional pilot was piloting the helicopter. Donatello was trying to track the two flying cars with a radar. "Uh, they're . . . they're heading south. No, no. North! Uh, they're heading south and north!" said Donatello. "I'm getting dizzy just by watching the radar," said Irma. "They're moving so fast that the camera can't get a view of them," complained Vernon. "Wah-ha-ha-ha! Daddy-o! This is one unhip primitive society!" said Neutrino Boy #2. "Yeah, I bet they don't have gyroburgers!" said the Neutrino Girl. "And they probably never even heard of asteroid fizzle," said Neutrino boy #2.
The TMNS were examining the radar. The two cars were represented by some constantly moving red and blue lines. "Our only chance is to get ahead of them by analyzing the pattern of where they've been," said Leonardo. "You can make a pattern out of all of that?" asked Raphael. "We can cut 'em off right there," said Leonardo, pointing to part of the radar.
Meanwhile in the Technodrome, General Traag and Lt. Granitor were climbing into one of the tanks that was used to destroy Team Rocket Central. "Take the Technorover. It's the most heavily armed vehicle we have," said the Shredder as the two stone warriors climbed into the said vehicle. "And take these two mutants with you," said the Shredder. The two mutants he was referring to were Ivan and Anton. They now wore a new set of clothes ever since they were mutated. Anton still wore his glasses and belt. But he now wore a red vest, a pair of blue pants, a silver bracelet on his right wrist, some chains on his left wrist, a pair of Squirtle shells as shoulder pads and some tiny skulls, dangling from the shells. Ivan wore a yellow sleeveless shirt, brown wrist bands, a pair of brown bandoliers and a pair of camouflage pants. He also wore a green helmet with goggles. "We're ready to do your bidding, master Shredder," said Anton. "Ve'll crush everybody who gets in our vay," said Ivan, banging his fists. The two mutants climbed into the technorover as well. "All right. Let's get those kids," said Granitor. The Technorover then began to exit out of the Technodrome and head for the surface.
Up on the surface, the TMNS were getting ready to put their plan in motion. "Here they come," said Donatello. They prepared to jump out of the helicopter. "Get ready to jump on my signal," said Leonardo. The flying cars were now getting closer to the Channel 6 helicopter. "Now!" said Leonardo. The TMNS jumped out of the helicopter. "Cowabunga!" said Michelangelo. Donatello and Raphael jumped onto the blue flying car. "Ok, buddies. Pull over!" said Raphael. "Book 'em, Dono!" said Raphael. "Uhh! I'm trying. I'm trying.," said Donatello as he fought for control over the wheel with Neutrino Boy #2. Leonardo and Michelangelo grabbed onto the red flying car. The two Squirtles fought for control of the car with Neutrino Boy #1.
Since the TMNS were trying to stop the cars, that caused the cars to slow long enough for Vernon to get good film on them. "Now I'm getting something," said Vernon. "This is April O'Neil reporting live from above the skies of Saffron City. The flying car sightings are indeed real. The Ninja Squirtles are now trying to stop them before they can cause any more trouble," said April.
"Split, squares!" said Neutrino Boy #1. Suddenly, the teenage alien activated a button that caused the seat next to the driver seat to spring up. Leonardo and Michelangelo hung onto the seat for dear life as it dangled above the car via a spring. "Scratch one turtle," said Neutrino Boy #2. He then moved the car close to the building and Donatello found his shell getting scrapped across the side of the building. "Hey, watch it! You're ruining my finish!" cried Donatello. Raphael then grabbed the Neutrino girl. "Uhh! Ok, sister, move to the rear," said Raphael as he threw onto the back seat. Donatello then grabbed Neutrino Boy #2. "Let me go, you cube," said Neutrino Boy #2. Donatello then forced him to the back seat as well.
Leonardo and Michelangelo started to climb down the spring to get toward the car. "We must capture the pilot and force him to land," said Leonardo. "Yeah. With what?" asked Michelangelo. "With my elbow pad," said Leonardo as he removed his left elbow pad. He then used his elbow pad to cover Neutrino Boy #1's eyes. "Hey! I can't see!" cried Neutrino Boy #1. Suddenly, the red flying car began to descend toward the ground. "We're crashing!" cried Michelangelo. "Pull the stick up, Michelangelo," said Leonardo. Michelangelo did and they managed to land the car safely. Donatello landed the blue flying car to solid ground.
"Aww, look what they did to my shell," said Donatello, looking at the scrape on his shell. "Aw, keep cool. A little wax, and it'll shine like new," said Michelangelo as he applied Squirtle wax on Donatello's shell. "The Shredder must really be desperate if he's throwing geeks like you at us," said Raphael. "The who?" asked Neutrino Boy #1. "Don't tell us you never heard of the Shredder," said Donatello. "Dig, cats. One minute we're having a blast in Dimension X, then suddenly we're in a room with some weirdo in a metal mask," said Neutrino Boy #2. "Hold the phone. I think we're all on the same side," said Raphael. The Channel 6 News helicopter than landed and April, Irma and Vernon got out. "You got 'em! Who are they? Let's interrogate them," said April. "Relax, April. They're cool," said Michelangelo. "Cool? Daddy-o, we are frozen," said Neutrino Boy #1. "Why is it we never understand what's going on?" asked Vernon.
(Insert "Solgaleo / Lunala Battle" from Pokémon)
Back in Pallet Town, the battle between Ash's Solgaleo and Tobias' Lunala was still raging. The two Alolan Legendary Pokémon delivered attack after attack, blow after blow on each other. By now, both Pokémon were staring to grow weary. "Solgaleo, use Sunsteel Strike one last time!" said Ash. "Lunala, use Moongeist Beam once more!" cried Tobias. Both Legendary Pokémon jumped into the air as they prepared their signature attacks. Solgaleo then began to charge at Lunala. But Lunala fired its Moongeist Beam at the charging Solgaleo. Despite getting hit by the attack, Solgaleo continued to charge at Lunala.
At that moment, the TMNS, April, Irma, Vernon and the Neutrinos arrived. The TMNS had changed out of their ninja gear. "What's going on?" asked Irma. "Look's like a Pokémon battle's happening," said April. When Solgaleo collided with Lunala, there was a massive explosion. Both Pokémon fell out of the sky and crashed to the ground. Everybody gasped.
(End Music)
When the smoke cleared, both Solgaleo and the Lunala were struggling to get back up. Ash and Tobias watched anxiously, waiting to see who would stand and who would fall. As the two Pokémon struggled, it became too much for them. Both Pokémon collapsed. "Both Solgaleo and Lunala are unable to battle! This match is a draw!" said Brock. Everybody began to clap and cheer. Ash and Tobias walked up to their Pokémon. "You did your best, Solgaleo," said Ash. Solgaleo growled. "Lunala, you were great out there," said Tobias. He turned to Ash. "You definitely didn't slack from your training, Ash," said Tobias. "Same thing with you," said Ash.
After both Pokémon were healed, the party resumed. The sun was starting to set. Ash was talking with the TMNS, April, Irma, Vernon and the Neutrinos. "So who are your new friends?" asked Ash. "We're the Neutrinos. I'm Dask," said Neutrino Boy #1. "I'm Zak," said Neutrino Boy #2. "And you can call me Kala," said the Neutrino Girl. "Man. I wish we could've seen that Pokémon battle," said Michelangelo. "No worries. I took photos of some of the best shots of the battle," said Todd, showing some photos of the battle. "Even after all these years, you still take the best photos, Todd," said Ash. "Thanks, Ash," said Todd.
"We didn't think you cats knew how to have fun," said Kala. "Yeah, we thought this was the planet of the squares, man," said Zak. "Will somebody fill me in on what's going on?" asked Irma. "What is this Dimension X?" asked Vernon. "It's the home of the Utroms," said April. "It's grimsville," said Zak. "All the grownups ever do is fight," said Dask. "Us Neutrinos are the only ones who like having fun, and most of the time, the grownups won't let us," said Kala. "They say it gets in the way of their stupid war!" said Dask. "That's how we would up here. Some soldiers were after us just 'cause we were drivin' through their dumb old battlefield," said Zak. "You don't know what it's like, living in a place where everybody wants to do you in just for the crime of being young," said Kala. She began to cry. "Aw, don't cry, Kala," soothed Donatello. "Hey, we won't let anyone hurt you here," said Michelangelo. "I'm worried," said April. "About what, April?" asked Ash. "Pika?" asked Pikachu. "I'm worried about what else might have come to our world from Dimension . . . ," said April.
But suddenly, Mewtwo and Mikala sensed something. They saw a missile heading for them. The two Mewtwos deflected the missiles, sending them flying into the distance and they exploded in the sky harmlessly. "Where'd those missiles come from?!" asked Ash. "What's the matter, forgot to invite somebody else on your guest list, twerp?!" taunted a familiar voice. Ash growled and looked up toward the sky. It was Team Pansies' Meowth balloon. "You didn't tell us it was your birthday, twerp," said James. "And you didn't invite us on the guest list," said Jessie. "That's because you're rotten to the core!" said Ash. "Who in the world are those weirdos?" asked Zak. "Allow us to introduce ourselves to those who don't know us," said Meowth. While everybody else was distracted, the TMNS and Splinter went behind the bushes to change into their ninja gear.
(Insert "Team Rocket Motto, Kanto-Johto Version" from Pokémon)
Team Pansies began to say their ridiculous motto. "Prepare for trouble!" said Jessie. "Make it double!" said James. "To protect the world from devastation!" said Jessie. "To unite all peoples within our na . . . ," said James.
(Record Scratch)
But James was rudely interrupted when a missile hit the Meowth balloon, causing it to blow up. Team Pansies were sent flying by the explosion, black as soot. "Look's like Team Rocket's blasting off too soon!" cried Team Pansies and they disappeared. "I don't like the look of that explosion," said Brock.
The Neutrinos have explained their backstory. Team Pansies attempt to crash the party only to be sent blasting off by even more threatening party crashers . . .