A/N:I love this episode. It's a perfect parody of slashers, one that even someone who hates slashers, me, will like. The 'deaths' are hilarious and Gwen lampshades the whole thing beautifully. It was really fun to write. Hope you enjoy.
With respect to the reviewers:
Gucci Mane LaFlare: Yeah I couldn't leave out some kind of dramatic confrontation. Glad you like the little details.
Irrelevant User: It's cool. We're all busy. That's why I only update each story monthly. I'm glad you're okay with Sammy getting cut here. I like Sammy much more than Amy, but she's already gotten character development in other shuffled fics. The fact that you found Sammy lashing out cathartic but still felt slightly bad for Amy means I'm doing my job right.
Crosshot: I love Sammy. She's like my tenth favorite character. I don't think she's overreacted but as stated in my response to Irrelevant User Sammy's already gotten development in other shuffled fics. Obviously I still gave her development but Amy's Character development is something I feel makes my story stand out. I'm glad you liked the bikes.
The standard shot of the dock is shown. "Previously on Total Drama Island… " The clip of Geoff and Kitty searching through the bike depot is shown,then the two of them, along with Noah and Crimson working on their bikes, followed by the clip of all the campers at the start of the race. " Campers had to build their own hot wheels in a motocross challenge to race for invincibility." Amber, Geoff, and Crimson are shown crossing the finish line, followed by Kitty crashing and Amy causing her and Alejandro to crash. "There were big winners and big time losers! " Amber and Alejandro are shown crashing from the oil slick, followed by Amy trying to run down Sammy and ending up in the piranha pool instead. "And there was even some wicked, off-the-track motocross stunts! "
"But in the end, it was Crimson who crossed the finish line." The goth is shown winning the race, followed by Sammy. "And even though Sammy crossed, ultimately she lost to Amy." The mean twin is shown rubbing salt in the wound followed by Sammy's epic rant. "Amy tried to bring her down, but Sammy wasn't having any of it, and told Amy what she really thought of her." Sammy is shown departing from the island. "And it was goodbye Sammy and her new found confidence."
As usual the recap ended on the docks. "Who will be the next winner? Who will be the next loser? Who will renew my contract for next season? All these mind-robbing questions revealed in this episode of Total. Drama. Island!"
(intro)
{Several camera's pop out of the trees often to the endangerment of the wildlife. A clapboard pops up and we are guided down the dock of shame.}
Dear Mom and Dad, I'm doin' fine;
{The camera glides past a startled Chris sitting in a chair and up the tall cliff.}
You guys are on my mind!
{The camera dives into the water to reveal Anne Maria swimming.)
Ya asked me what I wanted to be,
And now I think the answer is plain to see!
(The jersey reject's hair is so full of chemicals it kills a nearby fish. The camera pans to the surface where Kitty and Geoff are having a splash fight. They stop as the fish floats between them, where a bald eagle grabs it in its talons. The follows it as it flies above the forest and drops the fish.)
I wanna be...famous!
(There is cut to the forest floor, where Dawn sits Indian style on a large stump. The moonchild is surrounded by animals. The fish falls and the animals scatter leaving a startled Dawn. The shot zooms out to show Duncan laughing at the result, while a nearby Xena stares at him, an eyebrow raised.)
I wanna live close to the sun!
(Harold and Ellody are on a raft going over a waterfall. The genius is gripping the nerd in fear. Harold doesn't seem to mind even as the raft falls.)
Well pack your bags, 'cause I've already won!
(A pan down shows Scott sneaking across a log. The camera follows him left.)
Everythin' to prove, nothin' in my way;
(The deviant runs to the outhouse confessional and pushes it over sending Camron out onto the ground. The camera continues left to the mess hall where the Silhouette of chef is visible
I'll get there one day.
(the camera goes through the window to show a smirking Chef with an arm in a pot filled with liquid of a sickly shade of green. He glances towards a tied up Tyler and Max. The two share a nervous glance.)
'Cause I wanna be...famous!
(the camera pans left to show Jo and Lightening arm wrestling. Neither of them are making much headway. The camera zoom out a nearby window to show Crimson and Noah sitting on the steps leading to the beach. The goth is deadpan, while cynic seems to be looking right)
(Na-na nanananaa, nanana-nanaa, na-nananananaa)
(the camera moves right to show Alejandro and Amber sitting on the docks as the flustered brunette tries to pretend she's looking at her book and not the attractive Spainard. . The camera pans across a short expanse of water where a seagull gets pulled under the water by a tentacle of some kind.)
I wanna be! I wanna be! I wanna be famous! (N a-na nanananaa, nanana-nanaa, na-nananananaa)
(Ella twirls onto the dock a chorus of birds swirl around her in an almost choreographic way. The Princess wannabe twirls a couple more times as the birds follow.)
I wanna be! I wanna be! I wanna be famous! (Na-na nanananaa, nanana-nanaa, na-nananananaa)
(Two birds fly past Ella in opposite directions. They fly into the air and the scene transitions to night. The camera pans down to show Sammy and Trent looking at each other and smiling. Their happy moment is ruined as Amy pushes Sammy off the log and sits on the log herself, much to Trent's dismay.)
*The sound of the theme being whistled goes through the air *
(The camera pulls out to reveal Sammy on the ground. Everyone else is around the campfire and a sign with the words Total Drama Island flashes as the song ends.)
(end of intro)
Spooky music and the sound of an old projector overlay a panning shot of a gray ground. A figure steps on screen only his feet are shown, The camera panned up and rotated to a front view of a hulking man with a hockey mask, a chainsaw, and a hook in front of a moonlit background. He revved the chainsaw and the scene cut to the nine campers watching an old horror movie.
From left to right was an annoyed Amy, terrified Ella, nonchalant Geoff, excited Kitty, bored Amber, equally bored Noah, enthralled Crimson, shocked Trent , and a calm Alejandro.
"Dude! Do you see the size of that chainsaw!" Geoff exclaimed.
"He's headed for the car! They're doomed!" Trent added.
"Are you seriously horny at a time like this?!" Noah asked incredulously.
They're gonna get hacked to pieces!" Kitty said pointing at the screen.
"And of course the car won't start. I haven't seen that before." Amber complained sarcastically.
Ella hid her head in Amy's shoulder. "Tell me when it's over!" A piercing scream rang out. The princess wannabe jumped into Amy's lap and wrapped her arms around her. The twin looked annoyed but squeezed her hand in comfort all the same.
"The psycho's gonna get them!" Kitty exclaimed.
"Wait for it." Crimson droned.
"In 3..2..1." Amber sighed counting down with her fingers. At that moment the sound of a chainsaw and the sound of gushing fluid played. Five campers stared in horror. Ella huddled further into Amy's chest. Noah and Amber looked bored, and Crimson had an eerie grin on her face.
"He's getting away!" Kitty exclaimed as the sounds of the movie came to a close. She grinned and huggs Geoff. "What an awesome ending!"
"Yeah, horror movies are fun." Geoff agreed.
"I-is it over?" Ella asked, peeking out from Amy's shoulder.
"Yes, the distasteful display of gore is over." Alejandro told her.
"I hate slashers. They're so predictable! If Chris had to show us a scary movie why couldn't it have been a psychological thriller? Not this paint by numbers drivel." Amber ranted.
"My sentiments exactly. Everyone in horror movies are idiots, and no one does anything original." Noah agreed.
"I happen to like slashers." Crimson deadpanned.
"Where this is where our opinions differ my dear." Noah told her.
"Oh come on! It was so awesome!" Kitty told them.
"You have to admit you had a little fun." Geoff added.
"Uh,no. Horror movies are nothing but mindless guts and gore, but I guess you would enjoy that." Amy scoffed.
"What's wrong with mindless guts and gore?" Geoff asked.
Amber opened her mouth, but before she could say anything Noah cut her off. "Don't waste your breath. He won't get it."
"More importantly, does anyone know what our challenge is?" Alejandro asked.
"Yeah. Where's the Chrismeister? " Geoff asked.
The group's attention was caught by the puttering of a boat engine. The scene cut to a pile of luggage, a black hand, revealed to be Chef's, gripped one of the suitcases. The hulking man threw the suitcase on to the boat of losers, which was already filled with other luggage.
"Chef what's going on?" Amber asked as Chef threw a crate onto the boat. Only a single bag remained.
Chef yelped, shot a terrified look at the bookworm and jumped onto the boat. Chris, who was already on board, gunned it. The ship sped away it's passengers looking terrified as they fled.
"Chris you forgot one!" Kitty called out as they and the others watched the boat drive away. She held up a green backpack with a rolled up piece of paper inside. It fell out and the selfie lover picked it up. It was a newspaper. "Escaped psycho killer on the loose. " She read as the camera shifted to an over the shoulder view, revealing the inside of the newspaper. Most notable was a picture of a large man in a hockey mask, with a hook and holding a chainsaw. "Be on the lookout for a man wearing a hockey mask" She continued as the view shifted again, this time to about half of the campers listening in fear. "with a hooked hand and carrying a chainsaw."
"Well we have our challenge." Noah noted.
"W-what do you mean?! Didn't you read the newspaper?" Ella stuttered.
"Please, it's so obvious. First a generic horror movie, then a hasty exit, then a newspaper that just happens to have a killer fitting said description on the loose? Yeah. clearly a set up." Amber scoffed.
"H-he looked scared." Ella stammered.
"Look Ella, Chris is just messing with us. I know a set up when I see one." Amy reassured her.
"But if it is just a stunt," Trent said as he went through Kitty's find. He pulled out a small purple bottle. "Would Chris leave behind his," the camera zoomed in on the bottle, revealing a picture of Chris on it. "Hair gel?" About half the group gasped, Amy, Amber, Noah, and Crimson remained calm.
"Dudes this has to be real!" Geoff cried.
"S-so C-chris really left us for d-dead, and n-now we're stuck here with a p-psycho killer with a c-chainsaw on the loose?" Ella stammered.
"No." Crimson deadpanned. "We're alone while that escaped psycho killer with a chainsaw and a hook is on the loose." She finished with an eerie grin.
"I-I don't know what I'm more s-scared of, the k-killer, or C-crimson." Ella told Amy.
"You must calm down mi princesa. Fear helps no one." Alejandro soothed her. Amy glared.
"I-I feel like we're being watched." Ella whimpered.
"It's a reality show. We're always being watched." Noah rolled his eyes.
/
A flash transition shows us Noah being watched on a screen. The camera pulled out to show Chris sitting in a chair watching four such screens. The first showed the dock of shame, the second Noah, the third the campfire pit, and the last the confessional. He chuckled and turned to face the camera. "Noah's right. And tonight, we're watching to see who can survive a real life scary movie, with special guest appearance by…" He deepened his voice and began to talk in an overly dramatic way. "the escaped psycho killer with a chainsaw and a hook!" At this be held up his hand with a hook.
/
"To be fair it doesn't matter if this is a challenge. We still need to treat this the way we would if it was real. Survive and you get immunity." Amber told them.
"Amber's right, a plan would be good." Noah agreed.
"You guys might need a plan, but I'm taking a shower." Amy decided.
"D-don't leave me!" Ella shrieked, grabbing her arm.
"Are you two crazy? If this is a challenge, and I have no doubt, then it's going to follow horror movie tropes. If it isn't, you're more likely to be targeted in a small group." Amber told them.
"Whatever, you do things your way and I'll do them mine. By the way Chris, this whole thing would work better if you'd rented a movie that takes place at a summer camp!" Amy called out.
A shot of Chris watching is shown. "I tried but they were all rented."
"If you guys wanna 'plan' or whatever go ahead, but I'm leaving." Amy scoffed. She walked off with Ella shortly behind.
"Well she's dead." Noah deadpanned. Crimson nodded.
"I say we head back to camp and plan. Who's with me?" Amber asked. Noah shrugged and everyone began to follow her off the dock, except Kitty and Geoff. The party dude tapped her on the shoulder. "Hey, I need to pee. You mind if-"
"No problem." The selfie lover agreed.
/
A shot of the full moon is shown as a wolf howls in the distance. A flash transition takes us to the communal bathrooms. Geoff exits apparently having already peed. The two start walking through the woods back to camp. "Hey, you ever get the feeling you're making a huge mistake?" Geoff asked, scratching his head.
"Like how?" Kitty asked.
"I dunno but somehow this feels wrong." The party dude said.
"We're just walking back to camp. Through the woods, at night." Kitty said. The two paused for a second. Then shrugged and continued. "It'll probably come to us later. I can almost hear my sister's voice yelling at me in my head, but she does that half the time anyway. It's probably nothing. "
/
The scene cut to a distance shot of the island. The camera zoomed in and cut to the campfire pit. Noah, Crimson, Trent and Alejandro sat on logs as Amber paced. "Okay I've seen slashers on several occasions, usually because someone assumes I'm into them, since I like horror." she shook her head. "Not that it matters. Slashers are very formulaic. Don't go off alone, don't get distracted, and for the love of all things sensible don't stop to make out!"
Alejandro glanced around. "Where are Geoff and Kitty anyway?"
:"Probably doing just that." Noah shrugged.
/
A distance shot of the woods is shown. The camera zoomed in on them. Geoff and Kitty are still talking. "Okay we should have gotten back to camp now. It was only a quick shortcut through the woods." Kitty said worriedly.
"I think we're lost."Geoff told her.
"This is just like the movie! They got lost in the woods too! It's like we're roleplaying." Kitty exclaimed, almost sounding excited.
"Well…" Geoff trailed as a seductive smirk made its way onto his face. "As long as we're roleplaying. You wanna make out?"
Kitty frowned. "I really shouldn't…" An equally seductive smirk lit her face. "But why not!"
They jumped into a nearby bush and the sounds of making out can be heard. A shadow approaches, quickly reveal the backside of a black man wearing gray pants and shirt , as well as a black aporn. On his right hand was a hook. Deep heavy breathing can be heard followed by the revving of a chainsaw. Geoff and Kitty pop out of the bushes.
The camera switched to a frontside view of the killer. He was wearing a hockey mask, a brown gardening glove on his non hook hand, said hand was brandishing a chain saw taped to a hockey stick.
/
A flash transition shows the two running over cartoonishly close hills, followed by the killer, all in silhouette. The camera zoomed in to show the two running across the ground. "Why does it feel like we're going nowhere!" Geoff exclaimed.
"Horror movie logic! Getting to the killer is easier than running away!" Kitty screamed.
"Isn't this usually when someone trips?" Geoff asked. The camera focused on Kitty's feet as the Selfie lover tripped over a rock. "Kitty!"
"Leave me! Going back is what gets you killed!" She screamed. Geoff looked torn but nodded and began to run. The sound of a chainsaw can be heard as Kitty looked back in horror."
/
The scene cut to Chris watching Geoff run on the chase music continued even as the party dude ran into the very tent Chris was watching from. Chris turned his chair to face him and the party dude froze for a second before he glanced over his shoulder.
"You gotta do something man! Kitty's still out there man! The killer with a chainsaw and hook is gonna get her!" He looked at the monitors. the one on the far left show the killer holding Kitty with his hook. "We're too late! No!"
The music peaked as the killer, and his victim burst into the tent the chainsaw still going. Geoff screamed again. "No! Kitty I'll save you!" He began to charge the killer, but Chris grabbed his shoulder to stop him . "Geoff! Calm down it's Chef!" He smiled and gestured to the man beside him, who pulled up his hockey mask to reveal it as indeed Chef.
"So you were punking us?" Geoff asked.
"Awesome! You totally got me!" Kitty exclaimed, walking over to her boyfriend.
"Yes and no. It was your challenge to watch a scary movie then survive one." Chris explained.
Geoff gripped Kitty's hands. "I'm so sorry Kitty. You're my girl and I abandoned you. I wouldn't blame you if you never wanted to see me again."
"Are you kidding? I'm really proud of you. Most people would do what you said, and come back, then Chef would have caught both of us, and you wouldn't be able to help me anyway." Kitty explained.
"I still feel bad about it." The party dude told her.
"The good news is you're safe. The bad news is you lost the challenge, but now, you get to watch our fake psycho terrorize the rest of the campers. Fun huh?" He chuckled.
"Yeah! It'll be just like watching a horror movie starring our friends! We can even hold hands and cuddle the whole time!" Kitty suggested.
"Sounds good to me." Geoff smiled back. Chris and Chef left the tent.
/
"Great work, Chef." Chris told him as they lingered outside the tent. Chef had lifted his hockey mask and Chris squirted water from a bottle into his mouth. "But next time, try to work the hook hand angle a bit more." Chef smiled and replaced his mask. The scene ended with a shot of the 'killer' against the moon as he raised his hook hand and revved the chainsaw.
/
"Alright. I've made a list of slasher cliches." Amber said as she finished writing a few more notes in her notebook. " Now all we have to do is keep them in mind and-" The bookworm paused, as the pit is shown with Trent missing. "Where's Trent?"
"He was worried about Kitty and Geoff. So like the white knight he is he left without any regard to his own safety." Noah shrugged.
/
A flash transition shows some bushes. Heavy breathing can be heard as the camera peers over the bush before focusing on Trent just outside the communal bathrooms. "Okay, I heard Geoff say something about needing to pee. So this is where they started." He took a deep breath as the camera zoomed in. "You can do this man. Kitty and Geoff could be in danger. You just gotta keep it together." He wiped some sweat from his brow. "Where do I begin looking?"
/
The scene pulled back to show Chris lounging in the tent. "Luckily we've long since recorded the cast's screams." He pressed a button on the console underneath the cameras.
/
A high pitched scream can be heard. Trent was on alert immediately. "That's Kitty's scream!" He ran off screen. "Don't worry guys I'm coming!" Sinister music began to play as the camera focused on the bathroom door.
The sounds of running water can be heard from a stall. Ella stood next to the stall her pupils contracted in fear. "A-amy d-did you h-hear that?"
"Speak up! The water's really loud!" Amy yelled from the stall.
Ella stared at the door as the music grew tense. She gulped and took a few steps towards it. "I-I k-know I heard something." She stammered as she drew closer to the door. At that moment the sound of a chainsaw revving can be heard on the other side of the door. Chef burst through the door as dramatic horror music played. Ella screamed and ran for the outside instinctively. She ducked under Chef's arm and began to run towards the forest.
/
A flash transition takes us to Ella running across camp. The camera follows her as she runs over a hill, across the dock of shame and into the woods. She dodges several trees, but eventually she reaches a cliff face. She turned and there was Chef, revving his chainsaw.
Ella screamed, then began to sing. As usual the song had no lyrics but the tone of her acapella notes was harsher than normal. A wolf and an Owl appeared and began to attack Chef. While he was distracted Ella ran away. It wasn't long before she ran into the tent. Just was Geoff had before. She kept screaming.
Chris gripped her shoulders. "Girl you're safe!"
Ella screamed a bit longer as she registered these words. "I am?" She asked her screams dying suddenly. A hook hand offers her a bottle of water from offscreen. She accepted it absentmindedly.
"It's just Chef." Chris explained as she realized who had given her the bottle and accidentally did a spit take.
"I have to say I'm surprised. I didn't think you could use that singing for violent purposes." The host grinned.
"I don't like to, but I was so scared I just did it out of fear," The princess wannabe admitted.
"Well you warded off Chef, so while you have lost you're probably safe tonight. Speaking of which." The host walked to his co-star. "you're up psycho man." Chef grinned and lowered his mask again before leaving.
/
A flash transition takes us back to the communal bathrooms. The sound of the water turning off is heard, then Amy steps out from behind the curtain in a red bath towel. "Okay, now that I can actually hear, what did you want to talk about Ella?" The mean twin glanced around. "Ella where are you?" She stepped into the sink area and frowned. "This isn't the time for games Ella." She crouched and looked under the sinks. "Ella I'm getting worried about you,"
She walked to the door and peered out. "Ella?" She frowned, and shut the door. "Well if I'm going to look for her I should get dressed." She turned and the sound of a chainsaw can be heard. The mean twin's eyes contracted, she turned around to see the 'killer'. She screamed and the camera went into her mouth then back out to show her on a log in the tent, still in her bath towel.
"Maybe if you paid attention to the scary movies, you'd know that A) You shouldn't ignore your friend's warnings, and B) if you can't find someone don't look for them." Chris chastised her.
/
The scene moved back to the campsite where Noah and Crimson are idly sitting on their logs. Amber looks around in shock. "Where's Alejandro?!"
"He went to raid Chef kitchen for something he can use as a weapon." Noah told her.
"What! He should know better than that! It's like everyone is trying to fall for the most generic things!" Amber scowled.
(Confessional)
Amber: I hope he's okay. (Her eyes widened at her slip up. ) that doesn't leave this confessional, got it!"
Static
/
Alejandro peeked into the mess hall door, he glanced left and right, before tip toeing in. He got about halfway through the dining part of the Mess hall before the camera zoomed in to show the door closing. The Spaniard gasped and looked back but quickly regained his calm. He continued through the swinging doors of the kitchen and smiled. "That would do." He noted. The camera shifted to show a plate of brownies, with a meat cleaver and two knives stuck in the table next to it. Alejandro pulled out the meat cleaver
. "Alejandro- jandro- jandro." A mysterious echoing voice whispered. "The cleaver, the cleaver, the cleaver." the lights cut out leaving only the Spainard's widened eyes to see. "Alejandro- jandro- jandro." The eyes move as though the Spainard has turned. Then light enters the room from the outside as Alejandro opens the door to see the 'killer'. He raised his chainsaw and The charmer backed up until he hit the back wall.
The Spainard swallowed and gained a determined look. He brandished his cleaver and declared. "Alejandro Burromuerto does not go down without a fight!" he brought his knife down as Chef lifted his chainsaw. Seeing his chance he ran under it and out the door.
/
"Well," Alejandro said, now in the tent. "that was certainly unexpected."
"You tried to fight off the killer? What were you thinking? But you scored major points for having a weapon." Chris noted.
"Chris can I leave? I'm still in a towel!' Amy complained. She glared at the other people in the tent. To her right was Ella, and to her left was Geoff and Kitty, who were cuddling as they said they would.
"Sorry: Chris began sounding not at all apologetic. "we gotta wait 'til everyone's slashed. And it looks like our buddy Trent is up next!" The camera panned up and over to the second monitor from the left, upon which Trent was unknowingly being trailed by Chef.
The shot lingered on the monitor before cutting to Kitty. "Dude he's totally getting slashed!" The selfie lover exclaimed.
/
The eerie background music swelled as Trent paused. He glanced around as though looking for someone. Chef tapped him on the shoulder and he turned. At first he looked scared then he got angry. "Dude what did you do with my friends! I heard Kitty screaming and I want answers!" Chef didn't answer, only breathing heavily. Trent's eyes narrowed. "You're not gonna tell me? Then take me! I'd rather know where my friends are!"
Chef gave him an odd look but shrugged. A flash transition later Chef is throwing the guitarist into the tent. "By far," Chris began as the campers looked at him in a mixture of disbelief and awe. "By far the worst blunder yet."
"I can't believe you'd turn yourself over to a killer just to make sure we were safe." Kitty said in shock.
"Yeah dude you get major friend points for that." Geoff told him. The guitarist smiled.
The conversation was cut by Amber's voice over the monitors. "At this point I doubt Trent is coming back."
"Probably not. Selfless guys usually get taken out pretty quickly on account of the whole 'not leaving anyone behind,' thing." Noah shrugged.
(Confessional)
Trent: He says it like that's a bad thing.
Static
The conversation continued in footage directly from the campfire pit. "Ugh I can't believe we're the only ones left! I was trying to help!" Amber vented.
"Yeah about that. Now that it's down to the three of us, there's only two things I see happening." Noah began. "Either we stay here and the killer finds all of us, or we find a spot for a final showdown."
"You're not seriously leaving alone." Amber groaned.
"Of course not Crimson's going with me, but if you wanna stay here like a sitting duck it's no skin off my nose." Noah shrugged. The two deadpan teens left.
Amber shoved her notebook in her pocket. "Well if I'm gonna die I might as well get a last meal!" She yelled in frustration a whispering voice echoed. "Amber, Amber, Amber,"
"Your effects aren't scary Chris! And I'm tired of playing along!" The bookworm yelled.
/
The camera pulled back and panned right to show Noah standing at the end of the dock of shame. As Amber walked off one screen Chef walked into view on the other.
What's he doing! It's like Noah's waiting to get caught!" Trent exclaimed.
(confessional)
Noah: I'm not an idiot, a nerd like me is a prime candidate for a slasher. (He smirked) Which is why I was doing it."
Static
"Gee I sure hope there aren't any killers around." Noah deadpanned. "That would be bad news for me."
Chef began approaching revving he chainsaw as he did. Noah turned and screamed, as took a step backwards as Chef took one forward, clearly enjoying the chase. Noah took another step backwards and Chef followed. Noah backed up to the end of the dock. Chef revved the chainsaw and Noah smirked. "Now!"
Crimson leapt out from under the dock and pushed Chef off the other side. Chef let go of his chainsaw as he fell. The camera followed him underwater as he got his bearings. He popped back up and climbed onto the dock, only for Noah to brandish a newly hockeystickless chainsaw at him. "Game over Chef!" He smirked as Crimson removed the mask.
"He was good at this role though." The goth droned appreciatively.
"Better than the actor in that movie." Noah agreed.
/
A flash transition took the scene to Amber slowly eating the plate of brownies Alejandro had seen earlier. A chainsaw roared and the white man dressed like Chef stepped on screen behind her. "Save it. I've had enough of this challenge. If you're gonna eliminate me just do it." She sighed, taking another bite of brownie.
/
"You know chainsaws should be used with care." Noah remarked, opening the tent flap and coming in with the weapon. Crimson and Chef followed, the former holding a hockey mask.
The other campers and Chris clapped and cheered. Then Trent pointed to the monitor still showing the mess hall. "I guess it's Amber's turn."
"Hold on a moment. Chef is here,"Alejandro said pointing to the hulking man. So who's with Amber?"
"Wait,there's actually a psycho killer with a chainsaw and a hook?" Noah said, his eyes widening in fear.
The entire group's eyes widened in and as one they all screamed and ran out of the tent.
"This could be really, really good for ratings…" Chef began to tell Chef. "or really, really bad for lawsuits!"
/
"Ugh." Amber said, her nose wrinkling in disgust as she stood next to the man. Who was built like Chef but was white and had a few scars. "I know method acting is a thing, but you don't need the breath of an actual psycho killer. Seriously bring breath mints if you need to."
(confessional)
Psycho killer: (He breathes into his gloved hand and sniffs wincing at the smell.) Oh.
Static
"What's with the hook hand trope anyway?" Amber asked him as she chewed her brownie. " It doesn't make the killer scarier. If anything it lowers their chance of successfully using the chainsaw. I've read safety manuals on them for shop class, and unless you use both hands you're just as liable to cut your own hand off." She swallowed. "You wanna brownie?" She asked, gesturing to the nearly empty tray beside her.
The Killer shook his head and removed his hook hand. Revealing a scabby stump underneath it. "I see you already have." Amber deadpanned
The killer growled as he raised the chainsaw and the hook. The music took a dramatic turn. He paused before he brought them down, and glanced at the door.
The other campers, Chris and Chef burst inside. "He's the real escaped psycho killer with a chainsaw and a hook!" They screamed in unison.
"What!" Amber exclaimed suddenly looking at the killer in fear. The killer raised his weapons to attack again. The bookworm screamed and did the first thing she thought of, she lifted the tray of brownies and slammed it on the killer's head. His mask fell off.
A close up of the killer's face revealed a unibrow and two beady eyes the left of which had a scar through it. "Ow!" He said in a high pitched whiny voice. "Oh, that was totally uncalled for! " Amber stared at him in shock as he quickly recovered, point an accusatory finger at her, before turning and walking away. "Man, I am so out of here! I was treated way better in prison!" He added as he passed the rest of the cast and staff.
Amber walked over to Alejandro and punched him hard in the chest. "That's for doing something so reckless you big jerk! You could have gotten hurt!" She shook her head. "Not that I care!" No one commented on this as they were too busy staring in stunned silence, save Crimson who had already recovered.
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The footage skipped ahead to the campfire ceremony, Chris can be heard chuckling as the scene transitions. "Well," he began as the camera cut to Noah's smug face and Crimson's deadpan one. "It's obvious to everyone that Amber wins invincibility." the camera panned to Amber, who looked freaked out from her earlier encounter. "
" And sadly," Chris continued as the camera zoomed out to show all nine campers. "Votes are split between Geoff and Kitty since they were both stupid enough to make out when they knew a killer was on the loose. In the end Geoff had one more vote than Kitty. But." the host smiled. "But… no hard feelings, dude. You will be missed."
Kitty ran to him and hugged him. "I can't believe you had one more vote than me!"
Geoff smiled at her, "I can, because I voted for myself."
"Why?!" A shocked Kitty asked.
"I left you behind so I figured I did worse." The party dude told her. They shared a kiss, then Geoff boarded the boat of losers. The entire cast waved as they saw him off.
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As the boat sped away with Geoff on it, the echoing voice can be heard one last time. "Total Total Total Drama Drama Drama Island Island Island… Total Total Total Drama Drama Drama–" the camera panned left to show the real killer behind a tree, revealing him as the source of the echoing voice. He put a hand to his head.
"Oh man." He suddenly whined. "That really hurt. Do you think I have a concussion?" He asked the camera.
A/N Sorry to Geoff's fans. I considered having Ella go here but I had another plan for her elimination. More importantly the person who left had to be one of the alliance. Canonically DJ goes home and after that Duncan goes behind the alliance's back and tries to ally with Heather. I've always felt DJ's elimination was the catalyst for that event. Since having a five person alliance is OP this late into the game it needs to be dissolved much like it was canonically. Geoff leaving is the trigger for that event.
As for who I chose to replace Gwen and Duncan with. Crimson was an obvious Duncan replacement, but she doesn't talk much and Duncan's whole mentioning of people leaving without caring seems to fit Noah well, plus I already had the idea for the ambush on Chef.
Amber was always going to replace Gwen. It's been awhile since her love of horror was mentioned, but you'll recall the book she was reading when she arrived was Bram Stoker's Dracula as well as her telling Alejandro horror was her favorite genre during the awakeathon. Amber not liking slashers to a sarcastic degree is fitting. She's a bit of a hipster so of course she prefers psychological thrillers.
Anyway I hope you enjoyed it.
Elimination Order:
22nd: Max
(returned): Lightning
21th: Tyler
20th: Ellody
19: Anne Maria
18th: Camron
(returned): Sammy
17th: Harold
(returned): Amy
16th: Scott
15th: Dawn
14th: Xena
13th: Lightning
12th: Duncan
11th:Jo
10th: Sammy
9th:Geoff