I WISH I HADN'T HEARD THAT

"So you now both date Adrien and Kagami?" Alya asked.

"Yes. Both me and Kagami didn't want to ruin our friendship, Adrien liked us both and both Kagami and I were a bit bi-curious but now we know we are full on bi. We all win." Marinette said.

"So whom wears the pants in this three way relationship?" Alya asked.

"Definately Kagami. Not that me and Adrien mind." Marinette said. Her phone then went off. "Oh, Gami sends me a message, she wants me around for her next match. Best not keep her waiting."

"Well, she got you whipped, Mari." Alya chuckled.

"Yes, whip me good mistress!" Marinette blurted out as she covered her mouth and blushed. "Pretend you didn't hear that."

"I wish I could." Alya said, whom was now pale and staring out in front of her.

THE TURTLEING

The generic Akuma eyed Carapace again and sighed. "Whom did you bring in this time?" the Akuma asked resigned.

Carapace said: "Oh Bentley!"

An anthro turtle in a wheelchair arrived. "Er...remind me from which franchise you are?" the Akuma asked.

"I am Bentley the turtle from the Sly Cooper video games. I am the brains of the Cooper gang, the protagonists, thieves whom steal from other criminals." Bentley explained.

"Oh, my little brother loves those games. So...what can you do?"

"Allow me!" Bentley pushed a button on his wheelchair and various weapons and gadgets came out and aimed at the Akuma.

"Whoa...that is a killer wheelchair." Right before he was bombarded with five different times of bombs and darts. In the end, the Akuma was defeated again. "When is this guy going to run out of super-turtles?"

MIRACULOUS NEW YORK

"Majestia, can I ask a question?" Ladybug asked.

"Sure, go ahead!"

"Where were you and the other heroes while me and my friends are dealing with Hawkmoth in Paris? You are basically Superwoman and Captain Marvel in one? You can be anywhere around the world in an instant! You are not limited to the States!"

"Er..."

FLASHBACK

"Hey, Majestia, come! It's going to start." Knightowl said as they sat down in front of a tv set with some popcorn.

"I hope this is the episode they figure it out and confess." Majestia said as she sat down besides her fellow heroes, and looked at footage of the heroes in Paris, as if it were a cartoon show."

"you know, we could fly over there, tell them and train them?" Doorman suggested.

"And then we'd lose our favorite show." Majestia said as she munched on some salted popcorn.

FLASHBACK ENDS

"Foreign politics! Yeah, real bummer." Majestia said quickly.

LILA FAILS

"Ha-ha! I have snuck inside Trashinette's room! Here I can find some good blackmail material, maybe her diary or something else I can destroy to make her sad and ruin her life. Ha...I am so turned on right now." Lila said as she snuck around the room.

"Oh, a neat little diary inside a box, right for the picking!" She tried to grab it but the box clapped around her wrist. "Ah, get it off, get it off!" she tried to shake it off, but it didn't work. "Maybe if I try to pick this lock..." she grabbed her hairpin and tried to force the lock on the trap, only to be shocked and her hair now stood up straight like an Afro. "Ok, picking locks, bad idea."

She stumbled towards a chest. "Oh, what's in there?" she opened it up only to get a lot of blue paint, the same type used in security at the bank, which means it doesn't wash off easily. "Gah! What is this stuff?"

She went into the bathroom, tried to get a few supplies from a small closet, only to find herself punched in the face by a boxing glove. She stumbled backwards and landed on the toilet. She heard an ominous beeping sound. "You got to be kidding me, even the john?" Right before it exploded in her face.

When Marinette, joined by Alya, came home, she found a painted, scorched and shocked Lila stumbling out of the bathroom and dropping on her knees, crying and begging. "I give up! You win! I confess to lying about basically everything, I will give a public statement, I will quite Agreste Industries, bring in my mother, and renounce Hawkmoth but I cannot take it anymore!"

"What?" Alya asked, shocked.

"How do you even walk around your room every day without being hurt?" Lila asked. Marinette's reply included her remaining silent and pulling out a sack of potatoes.

THE DINOSAUR

"Chat, did you notice that we suddenly have a dinosaur pet sidekick?" Marinette said as she watched a random Akuma chased by a red and black spotted T-Rex with green cat-like eyes, wearing a giant pair of those cat-ear headphones

"Yeah. It is pretty cool though. Dinos make everything cooler." Chat said.

"Well, he is efficient!" Ladybug noted as the T-Rex had the Akuma in his mouth and shook it around as a dog with his chew toy.

"Yeah...if only I could recall where he came from. I mean that is not something you should forget easily" Chat said.

"Well we have been through some weird adventures, they eventually blend together. What do we call it? And no, you don't name it after characters from anime." Ladybug noted.

"Aw, that brings it down by ninety percent." Chat whined.

"I surrender, just call off your giant lizard!" the Akuma said.

"Oh, it is Lila again. I recognize that screechy voice everywhere." Ladybug said.

"So no hurry, then. Good boy, yet unnamed T-Rex!" Chat cheered.

"What did I ever do to deserve this?" Lila Akuma whined.

"YOU ARE A BITCH!" both heroes said simultaneously.