Owen vs. Jacques

Summary: This next match is the first ever Clash of The Santas.

Disclaimer: Rated M for violence and language.

This was co-written by me and Hellflores

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The fans were still reeling from match they just saw.

"Welcome back and in just a moment we are going to witness a match that involves two men as for the first time ever in TDW History, there will be a Clash of The Santas." JR said to Mauro.

"That is right, JR... Owen "Warrior" Chambers and Jacques Grenier will go head to head very soon in the first ever Clash of The Santas. During which both men will enter the ring wearing Santa Claus outfits But afterwards, they will compete in a Street fight.

"Now as you can see around the ring there are weapons that are holiday themed, like black tables to represent Coal, and candy cane colored kendo sticks, and even candy cane colored baseball bats complete with Barbed wire... now let's get on with the match." JR said before the bell rang.

"The following contest is the first ever... Clash of The Santas...! The winner will advance to Road to Redemption to challenge for the TDW Hardcore Championship!" Justin Roberts announced causing the crowd to cheer which they did before "Triumphant Trumpets" played as Jacques came out to boos as he was entering wearing a golden colored version of a Santa Claus outfit.

"Look at Jacques, he looks like something out of Elton John's closet." JR said to Mauro.

"Introducing first, representing The Empire, from Montreal, Quebec, Canada... weighing in at 240 Pounds... Jacques Grenier!" Justin Roberts announced while Jacques walked down the entrance ramp while the fans continued to boo him and hiss at him bitterly before he entered the ring and grabbed a microphone.

"Why are you booing me? I am the better Santa Claus." Jacques asked the crowd before he told the fans that he was the better santa causing the crowd to boo and hiss at him again.

"NO YOU ARE NOT!" A fan shouted before the fans began to chant.

"You suck dick! You suck dick! You suck dick!" The crowd chanted at Jacques.

"Oh man! The fans are not holding back!" Mauro said to JR.

"No doubt about that." JR said while Jacques gasped in anger.

"You all are nothing but naughty little rednecks who only deserve coal for Christmas!" Jacques shouted at the fans who began to boo and chant even harder and louder.

"YOU SUCK DICK! YOU SUCK DICK! YOU SUCK DICK!" The crowd chanted which made him angry.

"Shut up! Shut up you rednecks!" Jacques shouted while the fans booed even louder until "Unstable" by Jim Johnston played as Owen "Warrior" Chambers came out as he was sporting a traditional Santa outfit.

"Introducing the opponent... from Toronto, Ontario, Canada... weighing in at 296 Pounds... he is Owen "Warrior" Chambers!" Justin Roberts announced while Owen did the traditional "Ho Ho Ho" line, making the fans cheer for him wildly as he headed to the ring while Jacques only took off his Santa outfit revealing his Golden trunks, Golden kneepads, and Golden boots before glaring at Owen who gently took off his Santa outfit revealing red shorts, green kneepads, black Santa boots, as he also had Red and Green Ultimate Warrior facepaint and red and green bodypaint all over his chest.

"As always, Owen honors to the Ultimate Warrior by wearing his facepaint but it looks like Owen made it more holly jolly for the holiday seasons." JR said to Mauro.

"That's right JR, but let's see who will come out on top? The good Santa or the Bad Santa." Mauro said before the bell sounded with the two grappling in the collar-and-elbow tie up to start it off.

"Jacques and Owen start it off by grappling in the collar and ebow tie up to see who will have the first advantage of the match." JR said before Owen pushed Jacques.

"Well look no further, because Owen just won." Mauro said before Owen nailed elbowing him down as he then attempted The Big Splash, but Jacques dodged it and countered it with a shining wizard kick to the cranium of Owen, before Jacques went for the pin early.

"1...!" The referee counted before Owen powered out, then he nailed Jacques with a leaping shoulder block

"Owen with a leaping shoulder block!" JR said before Owen irish whipped Jacques before nailing him with a Belly-to-Belly suplex.

"A big Belly-to-Belly suplex by the winner and one of the Total Drama Island finalists." Mauro said before Owen exited the ring and grabbed one of the candy cane kendo sticks.

"Owen Chambers former TDW Hardcore Champion grabbing one of those candy cane colored kendo sticks!" JR said before Owen returned to the ring before he hit Jacques in the head with the kendo stick.

"Ohhhh!" The crowd groaned

"What a shot by Owen Chambers, to the cranium of Jacques Grenier." Mauro said before Owen then nailed Jacques again with the kendo stick.

"AHHHH!" Jacques screamed in agony.

"You have been one naughty person, Jacques! You deserve this holiday beat down by me!" Owen said to Jacques before he hit Jacques with the kendo stick again sending him out of the ring through the middle rope, then Owen followed suit as he put his head through the middle rope seeing Jacques, before the ice dancr spit out Asian mist in the color of red, blinding his vision.

"OHHHH!" The crowd groaned.

"Good god! Jacques Grenier, with the red mist! Blinding Owen's vision!" JR shouted while Jacques returned to the ring.

"AHHHHHHH! MY EYES! I CAN'T SEE!" Owen shouted before Jacques nailed a shining wizard, and nailed Owen with The French Special, before pinning him.

"Jacques with the French Special! Is this going to be a golden Christmas?" Mauro said before the ref began the count.

"1...! 2...!" The referee counted before Owen kicked out to the surprise of Jacques while the crowd cheered.

"Owen has kicked out after such a dirty trick by the former Ice dancer!" Mauro said.

"It's a street fight, anything goes, Mauro." JR said to Mauro in response as Jacques grabbed the barbed wire covered baseball bat before nailing Owen in the back, cutting him a bit.

"Now Owen's back is bleeding thanks to a shot with the barbed wire baseball bat." Mauro said before Jacques then attempted to use the barbed wire bat again but Owen responded with a brutal back body drop.

"Oh, Owen stopped Jacques from his baseball bat assault with a back body drop!" Mauro said to JR.

"Now Owen has to take back the advantage!" JR said before Owen slowly got back up before grabbing the barbed wire baseball bat, then he hit Jacques in the head a few times before it resulted in his head bleeding.

"Jacques Grenier is now wearing a crimson mask as a result of Owen using that barbed wire bat." JR said before Owen nailed a few hard lariats before he left the ring, and grabbed a table which was painted black.

"Owen is about to give Jacques some coal." Mauro said before Owen put the black table into the ring, he entered the ring before Jacques got a small measure of payback by nailing the barbed wire baseball bat against Owen's head.

"Ohh!" The crowd groaned.

"Jacques with the barbed wire bat across the head of Owen Chambers!" JR said before Jacques again nailed Owen with the baseball bat before delivering a jumping knee strike, causing Owen to fall onto his knees.

"This old and fat Santa is going to lose! The Golden Santa Claus shall win for all!" Jacques shouted before he set the table up before delivering a Hammerlock DDT onto Owen, then Jacques attempt to drag Owen towards the black table which he did, before picking him back up.

"What is Jacques gonna do to Owen who is staggering." JR said to Mauro before Jacques tried to throw a punch however, Owen blocked it before he responded with a hard lariat.

"Bam! What a lariat by Owen!" JR shouted.

"Now Owen has Jacques right where he wants him." Mauro said before Owen nailed hard elbows to Jacques's back before headbutting and bodyslamming him like a beast, then he dragged him towards the table.

"Jacques Grenier...! You get one giant lump of coal!" Owen said before he nailed a Vertical Suplex putting Jacques through the table.

"Mamma Mia! What a Vertical Suplex through the table paying tribute to the late Ultimate Warrior!" Mauro said before Owen then a Gorilla Military Press Powerslam before he nailed the Big Splash.

"Military Press Powerslam followed up by the Big Splash! Can Owen go to Road to Redemption?" JR said before Owen pinned Jacques.

"1...! 2...! 3...!" The ref counted as the crowd cheered.

"This is a Merry Christmas for Owen! He's going to Road to Redemption for the Hardcore Championship!" Mauro said.

"Here is your winner and number one contender for the TDW Hardcore Championship at Road to Redemption... Owen "Warrior" Chambers!" Justin Roberts announced before Owen cheered with excitement, pounded his chest, and shook the ring ropes, just like the Ultimate Warrior.

"That has to be a big early Christmas present for Owen!" JR said to Mauro.

"Sure is JR." Mauro said in agreement.

"Coming up next is the Falls Count Anywhere match for the TDW Hardcore Championship as Lightning Jackson challenges the Hardcore champion "The Soldier" Brick McArthur so we'll be right back." JR said before the camera faded to black.

BRICK TAKES ON LIGHTNING NEXT IN A FALLS COUNT ANYWHERE MATCH FOR THE TDW HARDCORE CHAMPIONSHIP!

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