One. I was not high whilst writing this. Two. I did make this chapter with the absurdity in mind. Three. Praise the flesh cloud you filthy heathens.
Ruby grunted as she dropped the stolen binder on the table for her team. Evan felt the table rattle as he Munched on his Steak. He looked over to see Ruby proposing something. He Also saw Yang get an Apple to the face.
He shrugged and Went back to his food. "I got it!" Nora says.
Suddenly without out warning, A Pie is suddenly thrown into his Face. Covering Evan in the filling.
Team Rwby gasps and Then look at Nora. Who was pointing at Ren who looking in shock.
The Pie fell down and revealed Evan had his eyes closed the entire time. But a Feeling of unease as Black Rose petals flew off his hair, Tail, and Hands increased.
"U-uhm. Evan?" Ruby asks. Evan Opened his eyes to reveal two black voids with a Silver fire bordering his Eyes. He looked to Nora. "By now I'm sure you understand, That this means war." He states. His Hand Suddenly changes to a black hand with blue trim and joints. On the Backhand was a Blue symbol that looked like a Diamond. it begins glowing brightly and Silverware and plates of Food began to rise.
Nora grins madly. "Do your worst knave! My loyal subjects won't let you win!" She taunts while Referring to both teams. "Wait what?" Weiss asks. Evan Grins viciously as the filling was burned away by silver fire.
"Oh I Intend to!" He yells.
Meanwhile Sun was busy telling his teammate Neptune about what happened at the docks.
"And She was super fast, and then I Threw a Banana at a guy which sounds gross but it was awesome." Sun rants. "Nice." Neptune cheers.
"Right? And the best part is. She's a Faunus. But that's a Secret." Sun tells Neptune.
"Don't worry. I got you." He says. "And not a I'm gonna tell Scarlet when Sun turns his back secret. I mean a Secret secret." Sun adds. "Whoah chill dude. I got it. I got it." Neptune says.
"You've better. I just don't wanna mess this up. These people here are the Coolest! No offence to you guys." Sun says. "None taken." Neptune says. "Okay they're just in here. I'm really excited for you to meet them so Be cool okay. You're gonna Be cool right?" Sun asks. "Dude." Neptune smirks. He gestures to himself. "Good point." Sun agrees.
They enter the cafeteria to see student Running out and Yelling in terror. They look ahead to see That a giant cloud made of meat was above them. and right under it was Evan on a Castle of over turned and stacked tables.
Teams RWBY and JNPR have Bunkered down equipped with improvised weaponry made of Food.
"AH HA HA HA! ALL HAIL THINE MIGHTY FLESH CLOUD! NOW KNEEL YOU PEASANTS!" Evan yells.
His Mechanical hand was activated holding the entire Flesh cloud above him. His wings spread wide and intense Silver Flames on his eyes. He throws his other arm up and more silver flames shoot into the cloud.
It engulfs and Instead of Cooking the meat it began to melt. It dripped its molten meat onto the Field below and the Meat Golems formed. Their outer skin melded together then cooked for strength. The Silver flames On its face showed where its eyes are.
"JUSTICE WILL BE SWIFT! JUSTICE WILL BE PAINFUL! IT WILL BE DELICIOUS!" Ruby declares as she crushes a milk carton in her hand. She cheers and the rest as well behind her.
"Off with their heads!" Evan commands. The Meat golems Roar as they began to throw melons at them.
Evan meanwhile stood by to Move the Flesh cloud Around him. He Stabs his fangs into the silver flaming meat mass and Began to Convert it into Black meat.
Yang equips herself with two turkeys and uses them to punch the Melons after her. They explode on impact while a Meat golem fights off against Blake who was using very resilient breadsticks.
Ren had grabbed two leeks and Began to engage another Meat golem with their own leeks. Somehow sparks began to fly between their veggie weapons. Pyrrha used her breadstick in tandem with Jaune and double teamed a Meat golem who weilded a Melon on a Pipe.
Nora holding another one Was Fighting off a meat golem that had Synthesized itself a blade from a Swordfish horn. Only for Weiss to kick it down and Cut it off with her own sword fish. It Dissolved into liquid upon it's Defeat.
Ruby meanwhile rode on a Tray to knock away A meat golem then throw it hard enough to decapitate the Meat golem. Only For another one That Synthesized itself a Bat with its body to bat her away.
Another Meat golem Ran past it to attack Yang. Using its fists along with Yang who had launched the Turkeys earlier.
She Suddenly threw a Kick and Knocked it back enough for Blake to whip it back with a long ass link of Sausages. she twirled swinging it around her like a whip and Gave a very powerful swing.
It knocked the Meat golem back into a Soda machine. It grabbed the sodas to throw them at Weiss and Blake. Pyrrha instead caught them midair and Began to Manipulate the cans Around her to defeat the rest of the golems.
Evan Smirked and Dropped down. "Seems like I must defeat you myself. Shame. That blood from the flesh cloud gave me quite a Power up." He smirks. He Slams his Mechanical hand down as the flesh cloud slams down covering the entire place in meaty liquid.
He Takes one chunk of it and The Meat begins to synthesize. It Turns into the shape of a great sword. The blade made of bone with the rest Made of flesh. He smirks and Slashes. The sword commanded the meat liquid Taking out Most of the teams. Leaving Jaune and Ruby.
Evan cackles wildly as The liquid flesh dissolves into steam. Jaune and Ruby look at each other and Nod. He grabs her arm and Begins to channel his newly discovered semblance into her. His Semblance was Aura Amp. He can amplify the aura of himself or others. greatly affecting them.
Ruby grins Wildly as A Tornado of Rose petals form around them. She Gets to the ground ready to move and Launches herself.
She yells as she twirls and Creates a drill of Rose petals behind Her. It follows her and She Passes by Evan to the Wall. It cracks violently but is still standing.
The wind pressure grabs Evan who yells in shock and is slammed into the wall. The Rose petals, The rest of the black meat, Tables, Ceramics, Fruits, Vegetables, and Other various things collected in a Tornado that slammed straight into Evan. His Flesh sword dissolves and He is promptly defeated.
"I love these guys." Sun smiles. Neptune glares at him Covered in purple soda.
Goodwitch barges in growling and Uses her telekinesis to stop food flying at her. The Tables and Chairs began to float in the air. The Wasted food taken off the wall and Thrown out the window as the cracked wall is Rebuilt. It ends with only a Few tables missing due to being too damaged to fix.
"Children, Please. Do not play with your food." She says. Nora Burps while Yang fell through the roof into a Table.
This in turn prompted everyone to begin laughing. Evan Meanwhile Felt a little Light headed.
"Ooo. Might've put a little bit of energy into that." He says. He thought he was using his Aura but in reality his Inner magic pool is being drained as the Mass of Wasted food begins to coagulate into a Golem.
It was Still imbued with his Silver fire and as a Result used that to give itself life. Normally the golem will be one thing alone to make it Simple to work with. But instead It began to Assimilate the Various things its composed of into something new.
Evan looked out and Screamed in shock. "OH JESUS!" He yells in shock. The others look to where he was looking and watch in shock as a Golem forms.
The skeleton was the First to form. the Broken ceramics, Broken wood, Bits of stone, and The Animal bones broke down into matter that merged and formed a Humanoid Skeleton. It had a Tail on it's pelvis and Its Limbs were triple jointed.
When it was done the Flesh, Plant matter, Evan's magic and Other Bits and Pieces began to merge together into black fleshy organs similar to a Humans, It fitted into its skeleton as More of the Mass began to Form Musculature structures. It took a distinct Female look to it and more so when the skin was synthesized around it.
She was a healthy pale and Stood as Tall as Ruby. Her body was Androgynous at first if you saw her in clothes only without seeing the Obvious breasts and Vagina on the golem. Her head Grew out Green flowing hair that reached her bellybutton. Her ears on the sides were pointed while two cat like Ears Formed on her head. Her tail was Similar to Evans Only the Bushy end was much smoother. The Mass had finished as Evan's Magic, Aura, and the DNA of all the meat and plant matter its mass was made up of formed its own unique DNA.
She opens her eyes to reveal them to be black as the void with silver pupils. She Gasps for breath for the first time and Stumbles.
Evan got up and Saw her look to him. "Master?" She asks him.
BOOM! CLIFFHANGER BEYOTCH!