Donovan still keeps telling me to leave you because you're dangerous, what's her problem? One of these days I'm going to punch her I don't care. -JW
Why would you punch her? -SH
She keeps insisting that you're dangerous. -JW
I am dangerous. -SH
Dangerous in the sense that you're going to kill somebody. She said that I would probably be the first to die. She keeps calling you a freak too. -JW
I would never kill you John or anyone for that matter unless they deserve it and you do not deserve it. -SH
I know that Sherlock. It just annoys me how little respect she and the rest of Scotland Yard have for you. You help them out so much yet they all call you childish names. -JW
I didn't realise how passionate you are about this matter. Why does it bother you so much? They're degrading me, not you. -SH
You don't deserve to be degraded. You're a brilliant man. -JW
Einstein was a brilliant man but nobody defended his honour when he got bullied. -SH
You're my best friend Sherlock, I'm going to defend your honour whether you're Einstein or not. That woman really pisses me off and Anderson too. The two of them having a secret hate club for you is so childish. -JW
I'm your best friend?-SH
Out of everything I just said that's what you take away? Of course you're my best friend Sherlock. -JW
Oh. -SH
Oh? -JW
Am I really your best friend? -SH
Yes of course you are, course you're my best friend. How did you not know? I thought it was fairly obvious. -JW
Are you sure it's not Graham? -SH
Who? What? -JW
Your best friend, are you sure it's not Graham? -SH
Whose Graham? -JW
Graham Lestrade? -SH
It's Greg. -JW
Greg Lestrade then. Are you sure he's not your best friend? -SH
No he's not. Why would he be my best friend? You're obviously my best friend Sherlock. I'm sorry that you didn't know but I thought it was obvious. You're my best friend Sherlock. -JW
Why? -SH
What do you mean why? -JW
Why am I your best friend? -SH
Christ Sherlock you're really stupid. You just are okay? You're my best friend. -JW
As I'm your best friend is that why you defend my honour? -SH
Yep. That's what best friends do. I defend you when you're not there and I hope you do the same for me. -JW
Why would you do that? -SH
Because you're my bloody best friend you dick. I care about you okay?? Is that what you need me to say. I care about you. -JW
Sherlock you still there? -JW
Yes I'm still here. -SH
Where did you go? -JW
Thinking. -SH
About what? -JW
The whole best friend situation. -SH
It's not a situation Sherlock. It's facts. You are my best friend. That is all. -JW
I've never expected to be somebody's best friend, let alone the best friend of one of the wisest men that I know. -SH
Oh wow Sherlock have I broken you? You've gone soft. -JW
It won't happen again. -SH
No no it's okay. I like it. -JW
Um Sherlock. -JW
Yes John? -SH
Am I your best friend? -JW
Yes, you're my best friend John. -SH
Thank you. -JW
Why are you thanking me? -SH
For being my best friend, thank you. -JW
Oh that's quite alright John. -SH
Okay see you later, don't blow up the flat :) -JW
What was that? -SH
What was what? -JW
The ':)' -SH
It's an emoticon. -JW
What does it mean? Why did you use it? -SH
It's a smiley face. -JW
Refrain from using them in our conversations. -SH
Why? Does it annoy you? -JW
Yes, it does. -SH
Then I will continue using them :) -JW
You're going to regret that Dr. Watson. -SH
Oh am I, Detective Holmes? ;) -JW
Stop this at once. -SH
Make me ;) -JW
Do I suspect flirting in your texts Dr Watson? -SH
Maybe. Maybe not. ;) -JW
I said stop this at once. -SH
And I said make me ;) -JW
You're a devious little man. -SH
Was that a short joke? -JW
Maybe. Maybe not. -SH
That was below the belt Sherlock and you know it. -SH
Below the belt would be officiant for you given your height. -SH
Now this is just bullying. -JW
I beg to differ Dr. Watson. -SH
I've got to go, Lestrade keeps asking me why I'm smiling at my phone. Remember to not blow up the flat! -JW
Why are you smiling at your phone? -SH
Because of you, dummy. :) -JW