Sam: Hmmm, sus noise coming from under a car, half an hour after talking about a Thing that snatched a man under a car? Yeah sure, let's check it out wit no fucking backup
Sam: Makes perfect sense
The Cat: Go The Fuck Away, Human
Sam: Oh fuck, it's the devil
Lucifer: Well that was entirely rude and uncalled for
Lucifer: I just came out here to have a good time tonight, and I am honestly feeling so attacked right now
Lucifer: *Shoves breadsticks into a Gucci handbag and runs off into the night*