The Black Forest - Pink Elephants
Mad As A March Hare, A fly on the wall, the queens cards, spirits and teacups in the ocean.
Sorry peoples, I haven't located this yet and I'm not sure the title is correct but wanted to leave the space so the story stayed in order, If I find it I'll stick it up here. Was one of my favorites.
Nope after trying to rewrite it I have come to the conclusion of the answer I was seeking...Yay-