96.
Percy: I am the son of Poseidon
Percy: Defeater of Gaea
Percy: Savior of Olympus
Percy: Survivor of Tartarus
Percy: you cannot defeat me
Annabeth: Percy, stop talking to the lava wall and just get up here
Percy: But it's so high!
97.
Hades: Most of my children don't get happy endings, or a normal life.
Hades: I want Nico to be an exception.
Hades: I want him to have a somewhat normal life.
Hades: …
Hades: …
Hades: …
Hades: Imma give him a zombie chauffeur
Hades: ….
Hades: with a French accent
98.
So Piper is definitely the type of person who takes Halloween too seriously. And Percy joins her.
Picture this:
Piper: So Nico, what's the possibility of you getting us, oh, roughly 200 skeletons, at least one of which is a dinosaur?
Nico: ….
Percy: Like on a scale of 1 to 10?
99.
The seven taking a test
Annabeth: *Sits with a smug expression when she finishes earlier than everyone else*
Percy: I didn't study this, what is this help
Frank: *taps pen on table and foot on the floor*
Piper: *sneaks glances at everyone else's test papers
Hazel: *spends ten minutes arranging the desks so that they're in perfect formation*
Jason: I studied every night for a month and made sure my cue cards and study guides were read twice over before sleep
Leo: *burns examination hall*
100.
Sally giving Percy a bath when he was little
Sally: *walks into bathroom*
Sally: Percy, did you put blue food coloring in the water again?
Sally: stop turning the water on and off
Sally: how did you manage to get cookie crumbs in your hair?
Sally: Percy I know the water's cold but you have to let yourself get wet
Sally: *soaking wet* finally just try not to let yourself get dirty—
Percy: *runs outside and trips face first into mud*
Sally: well that was nice while it lasted