"YOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!" Yodeled Deadpool. "Time for Ga- I mean, Karaoke Night!"
"It's quite a bummer it's ending." The Mask said. "But, I know we all had a Sssssmokin' time getting together and playing these video games."
"But, now it's time to listen to shitey singing from the others." Deadpool giggled.
"Remember, chum, we're singing the last song, and from what I heard, the song we're singing is Everybody Needs Somebody To Love by Blues Brothers." The Mask informed.
"Well, that should be interesting." Deadpool replied. "Let's start this fucking Karaoke Night, beyotches!"
"So, tonight is a Karaoke night, instead of a Game Night?" Asked Morgana.
"I have never sung Karaoke before." King Pong said.
"Oui, a fun Karaoke night, this should be interesting." Fifi added. "Not to mention, I heard there's a couples contest at ze end."
"Yep." Deadpool said. "Before we sing the final karaoke song, sung by Mr. Majora over there, and yours truly, I will announce which couple, or couples, have been declared the best couple, or couples."
"I hope we get chosen, Yaya." Morgana said.
"I hope so too, honey." Yaya agreed.
"You think we'll win?" Asked Haztim.
"I don't really know." Rita's Mom says. "I'm more hoping Rita and Hugo win."
"Say, do you have any hope you run into your old mate again?" Asked Haztim.
"Part of me hopes I do." She replied. "Because I wish to open the throat of that prick!"
"Easy there, Charlene." Haztim said. "At least you've got me."
"Y-you're right." She replied.
"Okay, easy over there, you two, there are children near by." Deadpool interjected. "Anyways, the first character singing the song is: Rita! Come over here, girl."
"It's me?" Asked Rita. "I know what song to sing. Wish me luck, Hugo."
Rita quickly nuzzled Hugo, before going onto the stage.
"The song I will be singing is called I Follow Rivers by Lykke Li. This is for you, Hugo." Rita announced.
She then cleared her throat, and began to sing.
Oh I beg you, can I follow?
Oh I ask you, why not always?
Be the ocean, where I unravel
Be my only, be the water where I'm wading
You're my river running high
Run deep, run wild
I, I follow, I follow you
Deep sea baby, I follow you
I, I follow, I follow you
Dark doom honey, I follow you
He a message, I'm the runner
He the rebel, I'm the daughter waiting for you
You're my river running high
Run deep, run wild
I, I follow, I follow you
Deep sea baby, I follow you
I, I follow, I follow you
Dark doom honey, I follow you
You're my river running high
Run deep, run wild
I, I follow, I follow you
Deep sea baby, I follow you
I, I follow, I follow you
Dark doom honey, I follow you
I, I follow, I follow you
Deep sea baby, I follow you
I, I follow, I follow you
Dark doom honey, I follow you
Rita returned to Hugo as the group applauded her. After she was done singing, Hugo gave a whistle similar to The Mask's whistle in the first Mask movie.
"You sing like an angel." Hugo said, giving her a kiss. "You're my angel."
Rita looked at him, smiled, blushed, and returned the kiss.
"You're mine too." Rita replied.
"That's enough, lovebirds." The Mask said. "Anyways, Geno and Mallow, come over for the next song."
Geno and Mallow walked to the machine.
"We have something special planned." Geno announced.
"Tonight, we're going to sing a song by Daft Punk." Mallow added.
The two started singing.
Work it
Make it
Do it
Makes us
Harder
Better
Faster
Stronger
More than
Hour
Our
Never
Ever
After
Work is
Over
Work it
Make it
Do it
Makes us
Harder
Better
Faster
Stronger
Work it harder
Make it better
Do it faster
Makes us stronger
More than ever
Hour after
Our work is
Never over
Work it harder
Make it better
Do it faster
Makes us stronger
More than ever
Hour after
Our work is
Never over
Work it harder
Make it better
Do it faster
Makes us stronger
More than ever
Hour after
Our work is
Never over
Work it harder
Make it better
Do it faster
Makes us stronger
More than ever
Hour after
Our work is
Never over
Work it harder
Make it better
Do it faster
Makes us stronger
More than ever
Hour after
Our work is
Never over
Work it harder
Make it better
Do it faster
Makes us stronger
More than ever
Hour after
Our work is
Never over
Work it harder
Make it better
Do it faster
Makes us stronger
More than ever
Hour after
Our work is
Never over
Work it harder make it
Do it faster makes us
More than ever hour
Our work is never over
Work it harder make it
Do it faster makes us
More than ever hour
Our work is never over
Work it
Make it better
Do it faster
Makes us stronger
More than ever
Hour after
Our work is
Never over
Work it harder make it
Do it faster makes us
More than ever hour
Our work is never over
Work it harder make it
Do it faster makes us
More than ever hour
Our work is never over
Work it harder
Do it faster
More than ever
Our work is never over
Work it harder
Make it better
Do it faster
Makes us stronger
More than ever
Hour after
Our work is never over
The two high-fived afterwards, and returned to their spot.
"Hey, time for the Cat to sing." Deadpool announced. "Come on over, Morgana, and sing for your gal!"
Morgana gulped.
"Here it goes." Morgana said, going to the karaoke machine. "I'm going to sing Promises by Calvin Harris."
Are you drunk enough?
Not to judge what I'm doin'
Are you high enough
To excuse that I'm ruined?
'Cause I'm ruined
Is it late enough
For you to come and stay over?
'Cause we're free to love
So tease me, hmm
I make no promises, I can't do golden rings
But I'll give you everything
(Tonight)
Magic is in the air, there ain't no science here
So come get your everything
(Tonight)
I make no promises, I can't do golden rings
But I'll give you everything
(Tonight)
Magic is in the air, there ain't no science here
So come get your everything
(Tonight)
Tonight
(You're everything tonight)
Is it loud enough?
'Cause my body is calling for you, calling for you
I need someone
To do the things that I do (hmm)
I'm heating up
Energy's taking control
I'm speeding up
My heartbeat's dancing alone
I make no promises, I can't do golden rings
But I'll give you everything
(Tonight)
Magic is in the air, there ain't no science here
So come get your everything
(Tonight)
I make no promises, I can't do golden rings
But I'll give you everything
(Tonight)
Magic is in the air, there ain't no science here
So come get your everything
(Tonight)
Tonight
(You're everything tonight)
'Cause I need
Your green light
Day and night, say that you're mine
'Cause I need
Your green light
Day and night, say that you're mine (you're mine)
Say that you're mine (you're mine)
Say that you're mine
I make no promises, I can't do golden rings
But I'll give you everything
(Tonight)
Magic is in the air, there ain't no science here
So come get your everything
(Tonight)
I make no promises, I can't do golden rings
But I'll give you everything
(Tonight)
Magic is in the air, there ain't no science here
So come get your everything
(Tonight)
Tonight
Morgana shyly returned to Yaya.
"You did good, sweetie." Yaya told him, pecking his muzzle, and turning his face red.
"Now, the next singer for karaoke night is a cat cooler than Cool Cat (try saying that five times fast), it's Kat Kool!" The Mask introduced, as Kat Kool approached the stage.
"Greetings, friends." Kat Kool introduced. "Tonight, I shall sing Nice To Meet Ya by Niall Horan."
"WOO! GO, KAT KOOL!" Min-Min yelled.
"Erm..." Kat Kool said. "Thanks..."
I like the way you talk, I like the things you wear
I want your number tattooed on my arm in ink, I swear
'Cause when the morning comes, I know you won't be there
Every time I turn around, you disappear
I wanna blow your mind, just come with me, I swear
I'm gonna take you somewhere warm, you know j'adore la mer
'Cause when the morning comes, I know you won't be there
Every time I turn around, you disappear
Nice to meet ya
(I got love for you)
(I got love for you)
Nice to meet ya, what's your name?
Let me treat ya to a drink
I like the way you talk, I like the things you wear
I want your number tattooed on my arm in ink, I swear
'Cause when the morning comes, I know you won't be there
Every time I turn around, you disappear
Nice to meet ya
(I got love for you)
(I got love for you)
One minute, you're there, the next one, you're gone
Been waiting for you all night, so come on
You know what I need, you know what I want
You know what I need now, you know what I need now
Nice to meet ya, what's your name?
Let me treat ya to a drink
Nice to meet ya
(I got love for you)
Where ya been?
(I got love for you)
Let me treat ya
(I got love for you)
To a drink
(I got love for you)
Nice to meet ya
"WOOO! KAT KOOL is the greatest singer!" Min-Min screamed.
"Alright, quit jizzing your panties for this cat." Deadpool said. "Anyways, making his FanFiction Multiverse debut, here's Parappa The Rapper!"
"Hey, everyone!" Parappa greeted. "The name's Parappa! And I'm singing a song called Lost In The Fire. And you know what I gotta do, here? I GOTTA BELIEVE!"
Parappa started singing.
I wanna fuck you slow with the lights on (lights on, lights on, lights on)
You're the only one I've got my sights on (sights on, sights on, sights on)
Type of sex you could never put a price on (price on, price on, price on)
I'll take it off, you're the one I'll roll the dice on (dice on, dice on, dice on)
And I just want a baby with the right one
(I just want a baby with the right)
'Cause I could never be the one to hide one
(I could never be the one to hide)
And we lost a lot of things in the fire
So it took a year for me to find out (find out, find out)
I can't lose you, babe (I can't lose you)
I can't lose you, babe (I can't lose you, babe)
I can't lose you, babe (I can't lose you, babe)
Oh-oh (oh-oh)
I can't lose you, babe (I can't lose you)
I can't lose you, babe (I can't lose you, babe)
I can't lose you, babe
Oh-oh (yeah)
I'm tired of being home alone (home alone)
Used to have a girl a day (girl a day)
But I want you to stay (I want you to stay, hey)
You said you might be into girls (into girls)
You said you're going through a phase (through a phase)
Keepin' your heart safe (keepin' your heart safe, oh)
Well maybe you can bring a friend (bring a friend)
She gon' ride on top your face (top your face)
While I fuck you straight (while I fuck you straight, yeah)
And we lost a lot of things in the fire (fire)
So it took a year for me to find out (find out, find out)
I can't lose you, babe (I can't lose you)
I can't lose you, babe (I can't lose you, babe)
I can't lose you, babe (I can't lose you, babe)
Oh-oh (oh-oh, oh-oh)
I can't lose you, babe (I can't lose you)
I can't lose you, babe (I can't lose you, babe)
I can't lose you, babe (I can't lose you, babe)
Oh-oh (whoa)
I'm tired of being home alone
Used to have a girl a day (girl a day)
But I want you to stay (I want you to stay, hey)
I can't lose you, babe (I can't lose you)
I can't lose you, babe (I can't lose you, babe)
I can't lose you, babe (I can't lose you, babe)
Oh-oh (oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh)
Ooh, ooh-ooh-ooh (oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh, hey)
I can't lose you, babe (I can't lose you)
I can't lose you, babe (I can't lose you, babe)
I can't lose you, babe (I can't lose you, babe)
Oh-oh (oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh)
Ooh
Deadpool teared up.
"T-that was beautiful, man." He said.
"Anyways, give it up for the smelly members of royalty: King and Queen Pong!" The Mask introduced.
"What did you call us?" Demanded King Pong.
"Easy there, darling, he was only calling us Skunks." Queen Pong said.
"Oh." King Pong said. "But, what is karaoke?"
"I'll show you." Queen Pong replied. "Just follow my lead. Tonight, we are singing Come On Eileen."
Come on, Eileen
Come on, Eileen
Poor old Johnnie Ray
Sounded sad upon the radio
Moved a million hearts in mono
Our mothers cried
Sang along, who'd blame them?
You've grown (you're grown up)
So grown (so grown up)
Now I must say more than ever
(Come on, Eileen)
Too-ra-loo-ra
Too-ra-loo-rye-ay
And we can sing just like our fathers
Come on, Eileen
Oh, I swear (what he means)
At this moment
You mean everything
You in that dress
My thoughts, I confess
Verge on dirty
Ah, come on, Eileen
Come on, Eileen
These people 'round here
Were beaten down, eyes sunk in smoke-dried face
They're so resigned to what their fate is
But not us (no never)
But not us (not ever)
We are far too young and clever
(Remember)
Too-ra-loo-ra
Too-ra-loo-rye-ay
And you'll hum this tune forever
Come on, Eileen
Oh, I swear (what he means)
Ah, come on, let's
Take off everything
That pretty red dress
Eileen (tell him yes)
Ah, come on, let's
Ah, come on, Eileen, please
That pretty red dress
Eileen (tell him yes)
Ah, come on, let's
Ah, come on, Eileen, please
Now you're full grown (too-ra)
And now you have shown (too-ra, ta-loo-ra)
Oh, Eileen
Said, come on, Eileen (come on, Eileen) (you've grown)
These things they are real and I know (ta-loo-rye-ay) (so grown)
How you feel (come on, Eileen, ta-loo-rye-ay)
Now I must say more than ever (too-ra, ta-loo-ra)
Things 'round here have changed
I said, too-ra-loo-ra (come on, Eileen, ta-loo-rye-ay)
Too-ra-loo-rye-ay (come on, Eileen, ta-loo-rye-ay)
(Too-ra, ta-loo-ra)
Come on, Eileen
Oh, I swear (what he means)
At this moment
You mean everything
You in that dress
My thoughts, I confess
Verge on dirty
Ah, come on, Eileen
Come on, Eileen
Oh, I swear (what he means)
At this moment
You mean everything
In that dress
Oh, my thoughts I confess
Well, they're dirty
Come on, Eileen
Come on, Eileen
Whoa (what he means)
Whoa
Ah, come on, Eileen
Oh, believe me
If all those endearing young chums
That I gaze on so fondly today
Were to suddenly leave you, oh fly in the night
Just like fairy gifts gone in the sky
"W-wow." King Pong said. "I actually had fun."
"That's great to know, my dearest husband." Queen Pong said.
"Okay, that's enough, we don't need you two stinking up the place." Deadpool said. "Anyways, let's give a hand for Dan Blam and Kevin Quizzin!"
"Wow, a karaoke night." Dan Blam said. "We don't have karaoke nights in the future."
"Let's just sing the song." Kevin said. "Tonight, we are here o sing Boy From School."
The two started singing.
And I was a boy from school
Helplessly helping all the rules
And there was a boy at school
Hopelessly wrestling all his fools
And there was a girl at school
Blaming all the words she learned from home
Nothing could keep her a child
Long hours don't you know we try
We try but we didn't have long
We try but we don't belong
We try but we didn't have long
We try but we don't belong
Now I met you on the street
Heartlessly breaking rules, we meet
Lives are found and loves are lost
Say goodbye to nothing everything caused
Now I find you on my street
Breaking rules, hopelessly we meet
Lives are found but loves are lost
Say goodbye to everything, nothing caused
We try but we didn't have long
We try but we don't belong
We try but we didn't have long
We try but we don't belong
I got, I got lost
You said this was the way back
I got, I got lost
You said this was the way back
I got, I got lost
You said this was the way back
We try but we didn't have long
We try but we don't belong
We try but we didn't have long
We try but we don't belong
"Haven't sung in a while." Dan said.
"Hey, maybe you've impressed Violet." Kevin joked.
"W-we're not a thing!" Dan replied. "I just did her wallpapering for her once."
"Sure..." Kevin replied.
"Hey, Rabbity, hope your Rabbit ass up here!" Deadpool called. "You're up."
"I wonder what song he's going to sing." Squirrely said.
"I hope he doesn't get stage fright." Deery whispered.
"Maybe he's planning a surprise." Beary whispered.
"I want more peanuts." Woodpeckery said.
"I bet he has such a way with words." Foxy whispered, dreamily.
"Now, the song I will be singing is called Kids by MGMT." Rabbity announced.
You were a child
Crawling on your knees toward it
Making mama so proud
But your voice is too loud
We like to watch you laughing
You pick the insects off plants
No time to think of consequences
Control yourself
Take only what you need from it
A family of trees wanting to be haunted
Control yourself
Take only what you need from it
A family of trees wanting to be haunted
The water is warm
But it's sending me shivers
A baby is born
Crying out for attention
The memories fade
Like looking through a fogged mirror
Decisions to decisions are made and not bought
But I thought this wouldn't hurt a lot
I guess not
Control yourself
Take only what you need from it
A family of trees wanting to be haunted
Control yourself
Take only what you need from it
A family of trees wanting to be haunted
Control yourself
Take only what you need from it
A family of trees wanting to be haunted
Control yourself
Take only what you need from it
A family of trees wanting to be haunted
Control yourself
Take only what you need from it
A family of trees wanting to be haunted
Control yourself
Take only what you need from it
A family of trees
Foxy sighed a loving sigh, and fainted.
"Classic fangirling shit." Deadpool said. "Anyways, up next for the last song before we announce the winning couple of the couples contest is Hugo, the Hugus Primiticus."
"Well, looks like it's my time." Hugo said. "Here it goes."
Hugo walked to the karaoke machine.
"Uhh, I've decided to sing Yellow by Coldplay." He said. "This is for my Foxy gal, Rita."
Hugo smiled at Rita, and started.
Look at the stars
Look how they shine for you
And everything you do
Yeah, they were all yellow
I came along
I wrote a song for you
And all the things you do
And it was called, "Yellow"
So then I took my turn
Oh, what a thing to have done
And it was all yellow
Your skin
Oh yeah, your skin and bones
Turn into something beautiful
You know
You know I love you so
You know I love you so
I swam across
I jumped across for you
Oh, what a thing to do
'Cause you were all yellow
I drew a line
I drew a line for you
Oh, what a thing to do
And it was all yellow
Your skin
Oh yeah, your skin and bones
Turn into something beautiful
And you know
For you I'd bleed myself dry
For you I'd bleed myself dry
It's true
Look how they shine for you
Look how they shine for you
Look how they shine for
Look how they shine for you
Look how they shine for you
Look how they shine
Look at the stars
Look how they shine for you
And all the things that you do
After finishing, Hugo returned to Rita, who immediately threw herself onto him.
"That was beautiful." Rita said, kissing his muzzle. "I love you so much."
Hugo petted her head, kissed it, then said: "I love you too."
"Alright, now it's time to pronounce the winning couple." Deadpool announced. "Personally, my favourite couple is Deadpool X Extremely hot woman with big boobs, thighs and ass. I would find that woman, and we would..."
Before Deadpool could finish, there was a long censor bleep.
"Excuse, Deadpool, my friends." The Mask interfered. "The winning couple is..."
The Mask opened an envelope.
"Well, it appears to be a tie between two couples." The Mask announced. "The two winning couples are: Hugo X Rita, and Morgana X Yaya Panda!"
There was a loud cheer and applause.
"HUGO! WE WON!" Rita yelled.
"GUESS WHAT, MORGANA? WE DID IT! WE'RE ONE OF THE BEST COUPLES!"
"Really?" Asked Hugo and Morgana simultaneously.
"YES!" Rita and Yaya yelled simultaneously.
Then, the two females looked at each other, nodded, and did what they did in the Smash Ultimate chapter, and transformed into the anthro versions from that chapter, and took Hugo and Morgana into separate rooms.
"Okay then, now it's time for our song!" Deadpool announced.
"Me, and my chum Deadpool here, will be singing Everybody Needs Somebody To Love by The Blues Brothers." The Masked announced. "And that is so Ssssmokin'!"
The two fourth wall breakers began to sing the song.
Everybody wants somebody
Everybody wants somebody to love
Someone to love
Someone to kiss
Sometime to miss, now
Someone to squeeze
Someone to please
And I need you you you
I need you you you
I need you you you
I need you you you
Oh, sometimes I feel like
I feel a little sad inside
My baby mistreats me
And I kinda get a little little mad
I need you you you
To see me through, babe
When the sun go down
Ain't nobody else around
That's when I need you baby
That's when I say I love you
That's when I say I love you
Let me hear you say yeah
Let me hear you say yeah
Let me hear you say yeah
Let me hear you say yeah
I need you you you you
Somebody to see me through, baby
I need you you you
I need you you you
I need you you you
When the sun goes down
Ain't nobody else around
That's when I'm all by myself
That's when I need your lovin' darlin'
That's when I need you so bad
You're the one I really need bad (?)
I need you
To see me through baby
In the morning time too
When the sun goes down
Ain't nobody else around
I need your lovin' so bad
Everybody needs somebody to love
I'm not afraid to be by myself but I just need to be somebody to love
All the time
All the time
All the time
All the time
All the time, babe
I said all the time, babe
I said all the time, babe
I need you
I need your lovin' so bad
Let me hear you say yeah
Let me hear you say yeah
Let me hear you say yeah, yeah, yeah
Let me hear you say yeah
Uh, huh, huh, huh
Uh huh, huh huh huh
Yeah, I need you baby so bad bad bad, bad bad, bad bad bad bad
I need you
I need you you you
I need your lovin' babe
I need your lovin' darlin'
Everybody needs somebody
Everybody needs somebody
Everybody needs somebody
Yeah, yeah yeah
Everybody needs somebody
Everybody needs somebody
Everybody needs somebody else
You gotta need too, baby
See you through
Gotta be two to see it through
Applause was heard as Deadpool and The Mask bowed, and did some kind of special handshake.
"Well, that's it for karaoke night!" Deadpool announced. "And the end for this story!"
"But check for more smokin' stories made by our ol' chaps, DiamondPickle994 and RedHood123!" The Mask announced.
Morgana and Hugo came back into the room, both red from head to toe. Yaya Panda and Rita followed, both returned to their normal bodies.
"I knew my daughter would win." Rita's Mom said, proudly.
"She sure did." Haztim said. "Tell you what, I'll take your mind off your first mate."
"I hope you do." Rita's Mom replied.
"Well, I reckon it's time we end it here." Deadpool said.
"The end of an era, eh Deadpool chum?" Asked The Mask.
"You said it, chum." Deadpool said.
Well, there you have it. The karaoke night special, and the final chapter of this story. RedHood123, I kept your story on another tab so I could remember all the songs you wanted me to include in this story, and who sings it. I hope you liked this story, and I hope I didn't forget anything you wanted me to add. This is DiamondPickle994 signing off.
