Funky Kong and Daisy 20: after the wedding…
Funky Kong and Daisy got married yesterday, and they were gonna have the best times of their lives together.
Funky Kong: Daisy, we should probably get some more of those inflatable floaties for the outside pool in our backyard that is just built.
Daisy: Ok, first we gotta get that foamy solid soap-like, A LOT of it!
Funky: Ok, let's go to the bath's care works or whatever.
Funky and Daisy then drove down the big street and soon they found the bathing store.
Daisy: Uhm, the smells are good, but why is that evil Mario clone following me?
Funky: He's following me too!
The Evil Mario clone flew over to them and magically carried them far from the bathing store all the way to the osterchillmates house for some torture and strict lessons for 2 hours.
When they got there, they saw a line of younger child Toads and Koopas.
Toad officer 1: GET YOUR BUTTS BEHIND THE YELLOW LINES NOW!
Everyone did just that, and the other Toad asked a random person why they came there, and then they were gonna strangle them to death if they didn't respond.
He ended up picking Daisy, which she had a scared look on her face and was standing next to Funky Kong.
Toad officer 3: So, what are you here for young girl?
Daisy: N-n-nothing and neither is the dude standing right by me?!
The Toad officer had some evidence that they weren't supposed to be here, but Evil Mario was going to sus them out [IDK at this point what I'm saying]
Evil Mario: No! NONONO! THEY WERE MEANT TO COME HERE FOR TORTURE BECAUSE OF TAX FRAUD!
Toad Officer 3: Are you sure about that?
Evil Mario: YES!
The Toad then proceeds to yell to everyone to go inside the dang building.
After that, the doors were closed and they were about to get put in the scariest and loudest places in the entire osterchillmates house.
Toad officer 3: GET READY FOR SOME TORTURE! HAHAHA! The Toad then let the older Koopas and Toads that were trying to get through the doors yell at them, and soon they were let free into the large brick room that echoed and had metal lunch tables.
Funky was then dragged up the stairs along with some other ppl.
While the other guys down there were screaming, and yelling, Funky saw one Koopa dude crying in their cell, and 2 more banging on the door to hopefully beat up Funky Kong.
Funky then got a little scared, and he looked down where the rest of the guys were and saw Daisy crying and with 2 female toad officers by her yelling at her.
Funky then proceeded to look away so that he wouldn't burst out crying, but he couldn't restrain and had to let some tears out for his beloved waifu, seeing her like that he couldn't resist.
The toad officer right by him then asked him why he was crying, and Funky stood there crying for the next 2 minutes with no answer.
Evil Mario then came up the stairs and yelled at the crying funky kong.
Evil Mario: YOU caused your waifu to cry! SHUT YOUR MOUTH AND STOP CRYING LIKE A BABY DAISY AND MAN THE CRAP UP FUNKY KONG! YOU CANT HAVE EMOTIONS HERE!
The toad then yelled at evil Mario.
Toad officer 3: MARIO, STOP YELLING AT A GUY THAT DIDNT EVEN DESERVE THIS!
Funky: I DIDNT DO ANYTHING! I DIDNT DO ANYTHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! [continues crying while Daisy and him look at eachother]
Funky then ran downstairs crying and hugged Daisy tightly, and they both went home for dinner and to go to bed
Short chapter, I know...