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Sorry my dude's, but this story won't have an harem, for two reasons: first, it's because it's not realistic, second, I have no idea on how to make it work, other than writing "Unga bunga the girls are fine with sharing", having said that:
Enjoy and please leave a review! Criticism appreciated!
"I am the Gamer" talking.
'I am the Gamer' thinking.
{You are the Gamer} Red Mistress talking.
[You are the User] System pop up.
Chapter 10:
'-CKKKK!'
Taking a deep breath I try to calm my slightly buzzing mind.
I knew that she was kinda into me -the signs where all there- so I'm not surprised about it, but...WHAT IN THE HOLY NAME OF DIO BRANDO IS THAT FUCKING QUEST!
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You know what? Fuck it!
That quest never existed! You have no proof that I got such quest! And if someone says other ways I will make them meet face to face with Pride!
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Oh wait Ruby's staring at me, I should answer her, then keep on ranting.
Taking a look at Ruby that was, up until now, looking at me with wide and pleeding eyes, I shrug before leaning down on her.
Her eyes closing she starts to raise her head towards me, no doubt thinking I want to kiss her.
Instead I slightly twist my face, so my lips are centimeters away from her ear, before whispering "You thought I was going to kiss you, but it was me, rejection!".
Her eyes snapping open she looks at me with wide eyes, brimming with tears, before fumbling out a few words "W-Wha? W-Why?!".
Chuckling I whisper again "Just kidding". Before she could replays my lips are already on hers, my tounge slipping in her slightly parted mouth.
15 years of being a kid without the possibility to masturbate -I was too busy training to do it and Ruby basically was glued to me-, while having a teenager mind where not kind to me...so I may have been a little too...passionate with that kiss.
She tried to jerk her head back, but my hands are holding her in place, soon enough she melts in my embrace, soft moans escaping her.
After what felt an eternity, I finally let our self part away, a thin trail of saliva in between our mouths.
Looking over her I could see that she was blushing furiously, her eyes slightly glazed over.
"Woah" she whisperd.
Chuckling again, I gave her a quick kiss on her cheeks before whispering to her "I guess we are a couple now uh?".
Hearing a soft ding* in the background my eye starts to twitch before I slightly shake my head and focus back at my -newly confirmed- girlfriend.
The kiss seemed to snap her out of her daze before she dumbly nodded, she swallowed a bit of saliva before saying in a soft voice "S-so...did you like it?".
Grinning to her I replayed "Loved it".
After hearing my answer she released a high pitch squeal before diving again for another kiss.
Not minding at all I let her do it.
Honestly my kiss compared to that of Ruby was down right savege, her kiss was soft and didn't hold the heat that I putted in mine, but it was pleasant none the less.
Another couple of minutes and she finally released me from her deadly clutches.
So we just remained there, embracing each other in my sleeping bag.
I heard her mumble something from my chest, where she was laying her head against.
"What was that dear?" I asked curiously.
Another mumble came from her before she raised her voice "I...wanna go on a d-date"
Smiling I began to stroke her hairs before saying "Sure, but we need to wait for our school schedule, to see which day is free for us".
Nodding she sighed before muttering "Thanks...m-my c-cookie".
Ah~ I could basically hear her blush.
My smile turning into a grin I asked in a teasing voice "Oh?~ What was that? I didn't hear you".
The only replay I got was a "Jerk".
This...this was such a peaceful moment...
Not having to worry about what was to come...
Honestly...
I would like it to last for- no, not going to say something so cringe...I'll just enjoy it while it last.
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"Ruby~,Zed~ I'm bac-!" came a too familiar voice.
Both me and Ruby froze in terror,dread filling our souls to the brim, before we slowly turned towards the entrance of the ballroom.
We where , up until now, the only ones in here, the others six had decided to grab something to eat, while waiting for the initiation to finish for the other students.
There we saw Yang that was blankly staring at us, with cold dead eyes.
Those cold eyes, slowly turned red before locking themself onto me.
Slowly moving, I removed the blanket on top of us, ready to bolt at any moment, while Ruby sat up straight with a nervous laugh.
One moment Yang was there, the next, I was being held by the neck by two strong arms, while two red eyes glared at me.
My eyes widening I tried to pry open Yang's hand, but to no vail.
She then started to shake me, in a manner that would have made Homer Simpson proud.
"What.Did.You.Do.To.My.Little.Sister!?"
She screamed.
"I.Didn't.Do.Any.Thing!" I wobbly said in between shakes.
"Bullshit" she hissed.
"Yang! Put down my boyfriend! Now!"
Ruby shout pierced our ears like an arrow through air.
Yang, with slow and mechanical movements, turned towards Ruby before repeating in a low voice "Boyfriend?".
Turning to look back at me she huffed before releasing my poor neck.
She was still glaring before she spat out "Explain.Now".
Sharing a glance with Ruby we simply told her what had happened, the fact that Ruby had a crush on me, and due to the adrenaline that was still lingering in her system from the initiation -or so I think-, she had gotten around to finally confess.
After hearing us Yang exhaled loudly before muttering "Dad will be furious".
Shaking her head she addressed me "If someone else tried what you did here, they would be dead, no question asked...but... I known you for a long while...and I know that you care about Rubes just as much as me...so..." she trailed off at the end.
Ruby perked up before asking "So?".
With visible strain Yang gritted out "I am fine with this" then she glared at me "But know that if you break Ruby's heart,friend or not,I will break you".
With that she marched out of the ballroom, her hairs slightly shining with a smouldering golden light.
Blowing a breath of relief I turned towards my girlfriend before saying "Well...that went better then I imagined".
With a giggle Ruby replied "Yeah...I guess...but I did tell you that Yang wasen't going to do anything too extreme".
"I guess she's a yangtastic person for not killing me"
The groan that came for Ruby was music to my ears.
"And lastly, Ruby Rose, Umbras Zederick,Blake Belladonna and Yang Xiao Long, you four will form team RUBY, led by Ruby Rose".Ozpin announced.
This was accompanied by chears and clapping from all the other people in the amphitheatre.
With a high pitch scream Ruby basically trowned her self at me before saying "We made it! Zed we made it to Beacon!"
She had her arms around my neck, dangling left and right.
She got rather bold and gave me a light kiss on my cheek, a huge smile on her face with a bit of pink dusting.
The people around us, being the good guys they are, started whistling and chear a bit louder.
Ruby, realizing what she just did, turned a deep crimson.
Yang looked about ready to explode, but she got quickly defused by Ruby, that in a burst of semblance was in her embrace hiding her face for the embarrassment.
Blake had an amused smile on her face, but I could see the slight wince and twitching of her bow that she made whenever the crowd cheard.
Hopping off the stage we passed by Ozpin who gave us a nod with a hint of a smile in his lips behind his mug.
With that the crowd dispersed, starting to make their way towards their assigned rooms.
We came to a stop outside a simple wooden door, before stepping in, we bid goodnight to team JNPR that had a room just across us.
After changing into our night garments -I got kicked out of the room for that- all of us crashed into the beds we took for our self.
With a round of goodnights all of us went to sleep.
Waking up in the morning I groan in irritation when I feel a weight on my chest.
Rasing the covers I raise an eyebrow at Ruby smiling face, that was resting against my arm, her body sprawled on me.
With a grimace I flick her forehead three times in rapid succession, each time stronger then the last. I witness as her face slightly frowns in annoyance before digging herself deeper in my arm pit.
Seeing that my attempt failed I used my trump card "Ruby...If you don't get up I will eat all of your cookies".
Her eyes instantly snapping open she stares at me with murderous rage before hissing "Don't you dare!".
Bolting out of my bed she stand in a silly pose -standing on one hand with both arms raised in a V high into the air- that should be treating, her face twisted in righteous furry before loudly announcing "Thou dares to proclaim that MY cookies are theirs to take?!".
Raising as well from my sleeping place I mimick her pose before shouting "Thy cookies are mine to eat!".
With a roar I charge her, my body crashing against hers, both of us falling in a heap of limbs, before we start wrestling.
A few minutes later I find myself with my back on the ground, Ruby sitting on my stomach, with my face covered in scratches
Yang and Blake -who had woken up due to the commotion- were staring at us with tierd and blank eyes.
"What the hell are you two doing" Yang asked in confusion.
I tried to replay- only to let out a weeze when Ruby slightly raises her butt before driving it down hard and replaying "He tried to take my cookies!" the indignantion clear in her voice.
Yang tierd gaze went from Ruby to me before she raised an eyebrow "Zed...You know that under no circumstances you should mess with Ruby cookies, right?".
"Yeah...But I needed her to wake up...so I tried to poke her, but that failed, so instead I used cookies as a mean for her to wake up" My head bopping up and down for my sound logic thinking.
With a huff Yang said "Whatever! I'm going in the bathroom, stupid love brids going at it in the morning", the last part she mutterd to her self, but to both me and Blake it was not lost.
She grabbed her uniform and closed the door of the bathroom with a bang -or a yang-, before the sound of running water started to fill the room.
Blake raised a single eyebrow before turning back to her bed, sitting down on it and start reading her book, ignoring everyone and everything else when she quickly got absorbed into the story.
Shaking my head at such sinful display of her love for smutt I turn to look at Ruby, who was still sitting on me.
"Ruby, as much as I like the feel of your butt, I must kindly ask you too move".
With a "Eep" and a blush she sprung up like a spring from her position.
Getting back on my feet and stretching the kinks out of my back I look amused at Ruby who was trying -and failing- to say something that resembles a frase.
After three whole second of trying she gave up trowing her hands in the air, before launching herself in a burst of semblance into her bed, taking her pillow before loudly screaming in it.
"You good over there dear?"
I asked in false concern, it must have been clear in my voice, because I had to immideatly dodge the pillow that she was previously clutching on her face.
Grabbing the flying object when it pass over my head, I spin in place to build momentum before yeeting it at Blake.
Her bow twitching she looked up from her book -and upon seeing the incoming menace- her eye widen before getting nailed in the face.
The pillow slowly sliding of, revealing an expression that screamed "I'm not ammused".
"Aww~ Kitty dosen't want to play with me~" I playfully said.
Her brow twitching she narrowed her eye before saying "You came for a fight, but you have just started a war".
With that she grabbed her pillow, sprang up from her bed and charged me.
Taking out a pillow from my inventory -I got a lot of stuff in there- I charged as well.
Ducking a horizontal swipe, I retaliated with a vertical one upwards.
She hastily dodged backwards, before spinning in place and attacking with a diagonal strike.
Twisting my body I prepare to dodg- "Ayyyy-ah!" only to be struck in the back from my traitorous girlfriend.
Falling to the ground with a whimper I dramatically shout "Oh the cruelty! To be betrayed by my beloved and stabbed in the back! Ohhh, I see the light! I feal my life is slowly draining awa-"
I was prevented to continue by a barrage of attacks from my two teammates.
After the assault ended, I laid there, eyes half closed, my head resting on the side, my limbs sprawled out, my tounge hanging from my mouth.
From my limited field of vision I could see two faces staring down at me, resisting the urge to smile, I wait as the two lower their guards, before striking!
Opening two portals, each under them, I summon two other at their respective beds, hearing two *thud* confirming that they did fall on top of them.
I summon two other portals, before the two bullies get buried alive under two literal mountains of pillows.
Hearing their muffled cries I finaly let lose of the laugh I was meaning to release.
Getting up on my feet I look at were two beds once stood -now coverd in fluffy cushions- I see their head poking out from them.
With a confused expression Blake ask "From where did you get this many pillows".
Smiling chekly at her I answer in a sing-song "Semblance~".
Understanding that she won't be getting any real answer she regarded me with a suspicious look before crawling out of her prison.
Hearing the door of the bathroom opening, I see Yang coming out with the school uniform
I try to get inside, key word try, because a red blur of rose petals quickly darts in it before shutting the door.
Huffing in annoyance I stomp my way to my bed before plopping myself down.
Twenty minutes later Ruby comes out fresh like a rose -Ah!- also donning her uniform but with her cloak on it.
I didn't even manage to get up from my bed before Blake quickly rushed in it.
"I give up!" I shout, before letting myself fall backwards on my bed.
This action was accompanied by a series of giggles from Ruby.
"Aw~ Don't be mad cookie, you know the saying 'Girl's first'".
"That's a dumb saying" I grumbled in response.
Another twenty minutes and Blake came out from the bathroom clad in her own uniform, bow straped on her head.
I glare suspiciously at her when she shows me an apologetic smile.
Grabbing my uniform I made my way inside the bathroom, before closing the door.
With that I remove my sleep wear, and get inside the shower.
I open the water and-
"COOOLLLLDDDD!"
A terrible shout was heard all across Beacon, some of the students waking up from it, while other shook their head for the poor bastard that had to do the shower cold.
Shivering I made my way out of the restroom, coming to a stop just outside of the door I look at my teammates before hissing out "I hate you all".
The three bitches dare to laugh at me, well more like Yang was guffawing, Ruby was giggling and Blake was chuckling.
Hissing one last time I go to my bed, grabb the suit case next to it, open up said case, before taking out a long neon green scarf.
Draping it around my neck, I let out a low hiss of pleasure from the new warmth.
Taking a moment to enjoy it, I turn towards the other before saying "Now what?".
"Oh! Oh! Now we start unpacking!"Ruby shouted.
"We should" Blake quietly agreed.
"Then it's settled!" Yang yelled with enthusiasm.
"Yeah...but do we have enough time for when class starts?" I asked.
The three turned to look at me, before turning to each other and nodding.
"Zed! You will keep track of the time!" Ruby ordered me with a jokingly royal tone.
"Hai Hai honey" I lazily answer her back before grabbing my scroll.
Ten minutes later and I have to tell them to stop and get ready to prepare, ignoring the whine Ruby made when hearing it.
Half of our thing took out form our luggage and half still inside we exit our dorm, starting to make our way to the first ever class we will take in this school.
Port lesson was many things: but not boring wasen't one of them.
The fucker had so much ego that he would have moved Gilgamesh to tears for having found his long lost son.
But what makes me more mad, is that the fucker is actually saying useful stuff along with his constant self dick stroking.
Example such as: when he killed his first Boartusk by striking it's belly, that when you shoot a Nevermore while he prepares to fire it's plumage is pretty much a guaranteed way to bring it down.
Small stuff hidden among all the garbage that he was spouting.
I had-in more then one occasion- to snap back Ruby to lisening...also had to stop her from picking her nose...shit's nasty...I made my displeasure pretty clear on that one.
"So! Which of you think as what it takes to be a true Huntsman?!".
There was no Weiss here, and I was curious to see who would be going, so I didn't rise my hand.
"I do professor!".
Ah, Cardin eh? Well let's see him in action.
"Excellent! Now please go and retrive your gear before returning here Mister Winchester".
Cardin nodded and went off to do just that, about seven minutes later and he returned, fully decked with his hunter gear, trusty mace in hand.
"Are you ready Mister Winchester?".
Asked professor Port, with a "Yeah!" Cardin took his stance, feet wide, gripping his mace in both hands, the weapon poised infront of him at the ready.
Port -with a quick strike of his trusted axe- cutted the lock of the grimm cage.
With an angry squeal the Boarbatusk lept with reckless abandon towards the closest enemy in it's mind -namely the one who stood infront of it.
Cardin seemed a bit surprised by it's speed -seriously that thing has really intense burst of speed when it wants to-but quickly got his bearing again.
Diving to the side in a roll -Dark Soul approved- he evaded the first attack.
He got on his feet in an heartbeat, turning around to face the Boarbatusk that had meanwhile impacted against the hard stone of the wall opposite to it.
The grimm turned around and transformed into the ball of pain and suffering it species likes to use.
Ohhh, and Cardin wasen't fast enough to dive out of the way!
The Boarbatusk manage to clip Cardin arm, so in his dive to safety he started rolling on the ground,control all but lost.
The grimm meanwhile had turned once more, it's hate filled red eyes locking themself onto Cardin prone form.
Hastily going up his feet Cardin prepared for another assault.
And so they kept this dance going on for, about another five minutes.
It was ended by Cardin striking with everything he got using is mace at the unprotected belly of the beast, while it had floped on it's back due to a nasty impact it had made in it's spin attack.
"Good! Thank you for your help Mister Winchester! Now class, there are barely any minutes left to the end of this session, so you can start preparing for the next class!"Port happily anounced.
Cardin was the first to exit, having to put down his gear, while the rest of us started stashing away the meager notes we took from the cluster fuck that was Port lesson.
I admit, seeing Jaune getting his ass kicked by Cardin shouldn't give me this much pleasure, but it does, and I don't care enough to feel bad for him, dumbass wants to be a hero? Fine, but at the very least know how to trow a punch or something.
Shaking my head I watch as Cardin kicks Jaune in the nuts, before going for a two handed hammer blow against the whimpering form on the ground of Jaune.
Of course the buzz sounds just when Cardin is about ready to strike.
Then Goodwitch starts tearing into Jaune for about the billionth time since these weeks, about how mediocre he is.
These weeks have been...pleasant, tranquil, peaceful and the like.
Our team quickly gotten used to the routine of this school.
'Lessons' about to why Port is the best waifu and hunter.
Combat class with Goodwitch.
Oobleck energetic history class, where if you are lucky you can nore down half of the things he says.
Mooooaaaarrrr combat class.
Dust studies.
And the occasional team building exercise that Ruby plans...with my help of course, I swear that girl can be a dork when it comes to socializing, be it in a battlefield or...anywhere really.
Awww now Jaune is all moody about being a failure and Niko was trying to chear him up, how sweet.
Raising her voice Goodwitch started speaking "Remember everyone the Vail festival-" aaaannnddd I stoped listening.
Vail festival, a chance to show the world just how much kickass you are and generally was a dick waving event where every kingdom tries to flex the other into submission...dickheads.
Well at least I get to see my team bouncing around like children on suggar- exept Blake, who had gone to the bathroom...for some reason taking Nora with her...well in reality she asked one of the girls to come with her, and Nora had accepted...New world or not, I still can't phantom why they need another girl...do they like hold hands or some-
"So, there we where, in the middle of the night-"
"It was day" Ren interjected.
"- We where surrounded by Ursa-"
eh, Yang looks entranced by Nora story.
"They were Beowolf"
"Dozens of them!" Nora shouted while getting on her feet.
"Two of them"
"But they were no match! And in the end! We took them down! And made a butt load of Lien selling Ursa skin rugs!".
With that she sitted down again.
Ren sighed in exasperation before saying "She has been having this dream for nearly a month now".
Show time!
"Awww is little Ren mad that Nora isn't dreaming about you~?" I asked with a cheeky smile.
Yang started choking on a bit of water she had been drinking, Ruby and Blake had snapped their gaze upon me...judging...silently.
Ren, now sprouted a small dusting of pink in his cheeks, while Nora had shoot up from her seat, sputtering and gesturing widely.
"Reeeellllaaaaxxx~ I was just joking-"
At that they visibly relaxed.
"-After all we all know that you guys don't sleep at night...to busy doing the nasty".
Aaaannnddd their blush are back with a vengeance...oh? Is that steam that I see coming from Nora ears?
With a cry of indignantion from my girlfriend, I started snickering to myself, Yang guffawing in the background.
Pryyha meanwhile was busy trying to chear up Jaune, who was being a dickhead, playing around with his fork.
Settling down, I started looking over all people here...and let me tell you, the shear ammount of colour from all the individuals around me would have made a lovley rainbow.
Annnnddd then there's Cardin tugging at Velvet ears...well time for some action.
Getting up from my seat -ignoring Ruby questioning look- a pleasant smile on my face, I started walzing towards the big bad bully.
Too distracted from his little show of pettiness, he reacted far to late.
Getting behind him, my arms quickly circled his torso, in a very very suggestive hug.
"Ohhh Cardin?~ What are you doing? Touching another girl infront of your boyfriend?" I said high enough for the whole room to hear, my tone musky and silky smooth.
Getting up from his seat -letting go of Velvet ear- he spun around, sputtering and with a flustered expression.
"W-what the hell are you saying?!" Cardin shouted.
Well, if a lot of people were paying attention before, now everyone was lisening.
"What I am talking about?! I am talking about you flirting with this girl like you don't have already me!".
The face of the fucker was fucking priceless.
"L-like hell I am! I-I'm not flirting with this animal!" Various dramatic gasp all around, like they are any better.
Tears started streaming down my face -I am the fucking beast actor- "A-and now you are using the nickname we use in bed with her?! Y-you two times cheating bastard!".
My punch was swift and striked true against his nose with a meaty crunch.
Getting up -tears still coming out of my eyes- I ran away from the dinning hall.
"I AM NOT GAY FOR FUCK SAKE!"
Cardin all but roared behind me.
Ohhh he fucked up!
"AND WHAT'S WRONG BEING GAY?!" One of the openly gay guys shouted back.
From there it cascade into a pandemonium of screams and shouts.
I, had already made my escape, effectively escaping Goodwitch wrath...for now.
A/N Well, like how Zedrick handled Cardick?