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Please do not feed the dragons

"This forest," Tsunami said. "Is a slimy mud pit."

The dragonets of destiny, after days a walking, had arrived at the rain forest. Tsunami hated it.

"Slimy? Mud pit? This is my home!" Glory warbled. "Oooooh! Mine! Mine!" She was talking about a depressed looking sloth.

"Aww aww aww SO CUTE!" Sunny screamed, eyes huge and glowing. "May I pllllllllease hold it? Or maybe squeeze it and HAVE IT AS MY PET!"

Glory shot her a glare. "Hands off the sloth." She hissed, cool and coldly.

"We don't have hands." Starflight remarked scientifically.

Glory shot him a weird glare.

"OH YEAH!" A pink beam of light flew past. "JAMBU = COOL!" Jambu crashed to the ground in an uncool way.

Sunny's eyes turned into hearts. "You are!" She squeaked.

Tsunami rolled her eyes and Glory yipped.

"Yo bro, where's de village?" She asked rudely.

Jambu's eyes were wide and glowing. "Are you sure you want to know?" He asked ominously.

Glory blinked. "Yeah. . . why shouldn't I?"

"RainWing Kingdom," Jambu said. "Is the most boring Kingdom of Pyrrhia."

Glory looked at the village.

SCREAM

A dragon was eating a mango

SCREAM

A dragon was watching a butterfly

SCREAM

A dragon was sleeping in a hamoc

SCREAM

A dragon was flying a jet fighter

SCREAM!

A dragon was swinging through the trees

SCREAM!

A dragon was smiling at the sky

SCREAAMMM!

A dragon was doing absolutely nothing.

"Woah." Starflight said. "Normal stuff- wait, was that a jet fighter?"

"Meh Kingdom!" Glory sang. "LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

So they did O-o

Later. . .

"So, what is this Kingdom like?" Sunny asked.

"Lots of laughs. Boring, too." Jambu replied.

"Oh." She said. "Now I know it all."

Glory screamed, and stumbled through a hole in a tree.

"Guys!" Clay yowled. "Glory fell through a rock!"

"Tree!" Starflight corrected.

"Let's follow!" Glory said. "On instagram!" She raced through the rock after her. The others, besides Starflight and Jambu, did as well.

"Why is physics broken?" Starflight sighed. He followed them, depressed.

On the other side, a unicorn was selling insurance.

"Let me handle your insurance, young lady." The unicorn said the Tsunami, his creepy grin looking like a swamp and his hair looking like a bad imitation of Elvis, the one who the world has forgotten.

Tsunami was just about to agree, when Glory spat venom at the unicorn.

"AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!" He screamed, running away.

"Well, that helps things." Glory said with a smirk. "You alright, lil sis?"

"Wut?" Tsunami asked.

"Where is that Icy Nicey Kingdom?" Glory wondered, pondering a strange bear.

"Right there."

The bear pointed to a winter wonderland.

They ran there!

And that was where they saw. . . Deathbringer. . .

Dun dun DUN!

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