Mario's Room.
Mario: Sigh! Can someone come already? I'm booooored!
The gate opens. Oiram walks in.
Mario: Who are you? And why do you look so half-sexy?
Oiram looked unamused
Oiram: 21
Mario's eyes widened
Mario: You're that clone I created when I did the Pacer Test! Aren't you supposed to be dumber than me?
Oiram: That, my stupid friend, was a distraction. But when I batted you, I wanted to do it again! And thanks to SMG3, I'm gonna be able to do that!
He pulled up a baseball bat
Mario: Oh shit!
Oiram: Batter Up! Time to break an Italien Piñata!
He flew at Mario, who jumped at the side. But Oiram quickly batted to the left and he hit Mario! He flew into a wall. Oiram went for another strike, but quickly dodged.
Oiram: You won't get away so easily!
—
Boopkins Room
Tish enters Boopkins room, she is eating a plate of spaghetti.
Tish(Food in her mouth): Jusht a shecond
She sucks in the entire spaghetti
Boopkins: Um.. who are you?
Tish: I'm Tish, I'm a clone of SMG4 and Mario's spaghetti!
Boopkins: His clone?! But you don't look like him
Tish: Oh that's because Ms. Coco Shymura did surgery on me
Boopkins: COCO SHYMURA?! So that's where my laptop went!
Tish: Yeah, so now I'm working for Mr. 3 and we're gonna fight!
Boopkins: Why us?
Tish: Because I'm the Anti-Boopkins, because I'm actually cute!
Boopkins: What? I'm cute!
Tish: Not really. You look more like a green poop.
Boopkins: I'm not a green turn!
Suddenly he pulled up a waifu pillow of Hatsune Miku
Tish: Oh, we're gonna fight now! Ok!
Tish pulled up an umbrella
Tish: Let's go!
—
Meggy's Room
Meggy is sitting on one of the blocks. The gate opens slowly. Meggy jumps off the block and stands tall. Namai walks in, looking determined.
Meggy: Um... hello?
Namai remained silent
Meggy: Have we meet before? You look familiar
Namai still looks determined
Namai: Well, I used to be an Inkling, like you...
Meggy: Wait... you're that leader! From the Final Fest! Why are you working for SMG3? He's an asshole!
Namai: Maybe, but he has helped me get here
Meggy: I barely know you! Why would you go out of your way just for revenge?!
Namai: Oh yeah. I never introduced myself. My name is Namai. Namai Ureta.
Meggy: U-Ureta? As in-
Namai: Yes, Nai Ureta is my older sister.
Meggy's eyes got starry.
Meggy: Oh my gosh, Oh my gosh! That's awesome! She's one of the best turfers in Inkopolis! How is she?!
Namai: She's dead. She died during the Anime War.
Meggy: Oh... I'm so sorry to hear that
Namai: Don't be.
She pulled up a gun and a magazine. Meggy got scared. Namai loaded the gun and threw it too Meggy. It landed infront of her.
Namai: Pick it up.
Meggy: What? But I don't want to hur-
Namai pulled up her MAC-10 and aimed at the orange bean.
Namai(Frustrated): Pick. It. Up.
Meggy complied. Namai pulled up her other MAC-10.
Meggy: Wait! If you want to recreate our fight, why do I have the human version of a Splattershot, while you have Splat Duelies? Why not a .52 Gal?
Namai: I'm actually a Duelies Main. I used the Gal for final fest because... I wanted to keep a promise.
Meggy: What?
Namai pulled the triggers, Meggy quickly took cover behind a block. Namai screamed in anger as she ran towards the block.
—
Saiko's Room
Saiko has her hammer ready as the gates open. Only for it too close down. Saiko is confused, but notices a head sticking from a block.
Saiko: I can see you!
A female voice said "Ih!" And she quickly hid fully under the block. Said woman was indeed Coco. Saiko sighed annoyed
Saiko; Look, you clearly am not up to fighting. Just let me go, and I won't hurt you.
Coco eyes opened in realization
—
Days earlier
Coco: I-I'm Coco Shymura, Bringer of-of Death!
Namai: No, no. You're stuttering too much, and you sound like you're not confident. You need more force, like this:
Namai took a deep breath and shouted
Namai: MY NAME IS NAMAI URETA, BRINGER OF DEATH!
Coco: I don't know…
Namai: Look, acting confident would make your opponent caught off guard. Just keep going.
Coco: I'm Coco Shymura, B-bringer of death
Namai: Louder!
Coco: I'm Coco Shymura, Bringer of Death
Namai: Louder!
Coco: I'm Coco Shymura, Bringer of Death!
Namai: Louder!
Coco: I'm Coco Shymura, Bringer of Death!
Namai: LOUDER!
Coco: I'M COCO SHYMURA, BRINGER OF DEATH!
NAMAI: THAT'S THE SPIRIT!
SMG3(Off Screen): HEY! KEEP IT DOWN WILL YOU!?
—
Present
Coco clapped both of her cheeks and put on a stern face. She rose up and looked Saiko, who's eyes widened. She recognized that girl. One thing to note is Coco has a scabbard around her waist.
Saiko: Coco?! Why are you here?
Coco: What? Only you could get out?
She walked up to the pink haired lady.
Saiko: Look, again. I don't want to hurt you
Coco: I do though
Saiko: W-why?
Coco: Why not? Because I'm the shy one?
Saiko: Um…
Coco then grabbed a scabbard and pulled up a fencing lance!
Saiko: Where did you get lance?!
Coco needed to think for a counter
Coco: Um... Where did you get that hammer?
Saiko:…Touche
Coco: We're not getting out of here until we fight, by the way.
Saiko: Fine. Let's fight then
Saiko jumped up in the hair and swung her hammer
Saiko: SOREEEEEEEEE
CLANK! The hammer and the lance intercepted. Coco was guarding and was able to hold back! Both weapons were at lock. Saiko was confused
Coco: I'm… pretty sure all of us has super strength
Saiko: Guess so.
They started to trade blows, every time they hit and kept going until they got to another lock. Saiko was frustrated, Coco was also not happy, but not frustrated…
—
Tari's room
Evelyn: At last we meet again, Tari!
Tari: Do I know you?
Evelyn: You're kidding right?
Tari: Wait a minute… You're that girl I beat last summer! You had a real temper tantrum
Evelyn: I DID NOT!
Tari was taken a back. Evelyn quickly righted herself and pointed at the wires
Evelyn: Put one into your arm.
Tari: Eh… ok…
Both gamer girls inserted the wires.
Evelyn: Little Seed hacker did this. She is a nerd, but her idea is smart
Tari: What idea?
Evelyn: We're going to play one round of Smash Each Other Melee, the one who loses will be electrocuted to unconsciousness
Tari: What?! I don't want to do that!
Tari grabbed the wire, but was stopped by Evelyn
Evelyn: You'll get electrocuted if you do that!
Tari swallowed nervously.
Tari(Thoughts): I hope Bob is having better than me
—
Bob's room
SM3 starts a chainsaw and runs at Bob, shouting a spongebob battle cry!
Bob: OH CRAP!
—
Luigi's room.
In the middle of the room, Luigi found some weird stick. He took it up and found a weird axe-like blade on top of it
Luigi: What kind of weapon is this?
Vulcan Diplomat T'Pau: Lirpa!
Luigi scaredley turned around with the weapon in front of him, Melony walked into view, with both of her arms behind. She seemed to have changed clothes. It looked like some weird battle armor used by an alien race.
Luigi: Lir-pa?
Melony pulled up a cassette player and pressed play
Mr. Spock: Vulcan
She pressed the stop button and revealed in her other hand, she was holding a weird blade. She pressed fast forward and then play on the cassette player
Mr. Worf: Bat'Leth
She did it again
Mr. Worf: Klingon!
She layed the Bat'leth on a table. She then removed the tape and put in a different one. She slayed the player on the table and pressed play
Music: watch?v=Ml4wAnvfM4M
(Start at 0:35)
Melony grabbed the blade and did very complicated maneuvers and stood in a battle-ready stand. Luigi had no idea what the hell was going on. Melony then jumped up high in the air and did battle cry, but no sound came from her mouth. Luigi quickly guarded and the blade came to a lock. Melony grind maliciously. And so they fought! A very slow, and dull, yet exciting fight scene. Like it was from a 1960s Sci-fi Tv show! They fought for a while, until they got somewhat far away from each other.
Luigi: Whatever all of this is, you're way too ambitious!
Melony shrugged her shoulders and ran at him, the continued to fight
Continued in Act 3
Trivia Time
-Luigi's room is mixing Klingon and Vulcan architecture
-Melony is wearing Klingon Battle Armor from TNG(The Next Generation)
-Have I made it clear that my Melony is a Star Trek Fan(Pre-Alex Kurtzman Trek)?