Crossover legends.
Cartman's dad is still a mystery.
Previously on Crossover legends.
Dr. Mephesto: The Father is definitely someone in this Room.
Who is Eric Cartman's father?
Find out tonight on this long-awaited Episode!
(Gravity falls intro plays.)
(Dipper, Mark, Dib, Vana, Jack, Mac, Aang, Sokka, Kitty, Trever, Eric, Momo and Appa brave the Mountain snowstorms, As they make it out they come to what lies before them.)
(Wendy Testaburger looks behind her and waves as the scene pans out to reveal South park.)
(Dipper is Dragged away from the Group and embraces Mabel, then both get scooped up in Randy's arms.)
(Dib and Vana show Mark and Jack a large footprint inside a bigger footprint, Scenes show the school and Forests of Crossover town.)
Dipper and Mabel.
Brian and Stewie.
Stan Kyle Kenny and Cartman.
Wendy Testaburger.
Chef, Mr. Garrison, and Randy marsh.
(Dipper, Mabel, and the Marsh family sit around a campfire, While the shape of a snakehead lurks in the shadows.)
(Scenes of Dr. Eggman, Tak, Cluny the Scourge and the Horned King appear, Along with Lord Jargafar removing his hood in the shadows.)
(Several scenes with different Characters appear.)
Crossover Legends.
Cartman: Man this felt like the longest minute of my life.
Dipper: I'll say, It's like someone dropped off on this to work on other projects.
Just than Kenny came in.
Kyle: Oh hey Kenny.
Dr. Mephesto: As I was saying, The Father of Eric Cartman is someone in this room, And the Answer is…
Suddenly everything went Dark!
Mr. Garrison: Hey what the?!
Piglet: Oh D-D-Dear, What is that?
Jimbo: It's a power outage!
Suddenly a gunshot was heard throughout the room and the lights came back on.
Chef: IS everybody Alright? That sounded like a gunshot!
Officer Barbrady: Oh my god! Look!
Everyone looked to the floor and gasped, There laying on the ground with blood coming out of his wounds, Was Dr. Mephesto.
Kenny: (Oh my God! They killed Mephesto!)
Kyle: You bastards!
Pooh: On No!
Doc: Mephesto's bean Hot er Shot!
Everyone quickly crowded around and Chef knelt down.
Rabbit: Quick! Check his pulse!
Grumpy: Is he… Dead?
Sneezy, Sleepy, and Happy than saw a broken window.
Happy: Look! They must have broken in through the window.
Bashful: That means the Shooter wasn't someone in this room.
Tigger: Well geez, Who was it then?
Who shot Mephesto? Was it Randy? Or was it Toad? Or was it Mr. Mackey. Or Sokka. Or-
Cartman: EY! Wait a minute, I haven't found out who my father was!
Or was it Katara?
Chef: Wait! He's still breathing!
Bashful: Someone has to get him to the hospital quick!
Chef: I'll take him, C'mon Children!
Chef picked up Mephesto and Rushed out the Door, With Dipper, Mabel, Stan, Kyle, and Kenny following, Cartman followed after.
Cartman: Ey! Wait a minute! Who's my Father!?
Gerald: Oh that poor Kid, It must be hell for him to go through all this.
Liane looked down with a sigh.
Rabbit: We can't worry about that now! There's a killer loose in Crossover town, We have to catch them before they try to kill again!
Piglet: But who could it be?
Jimbo: And who could they kill next?
Who will they kill next? Will it be, Mrs. Crabtree? Mac Gunsling? Mavis Richards?
Meanwhile.
Chef drove up the road to Hell Pass Hospital as the Snow fell all around the car, The Kids sat in the car with him and Mephesto in the back.
Cartman: Is he okay?
Dipper: He's bleeding pretty bad back here.
Stan: Could you pull over so I can get out?
Chef: What? Why?
Kyle: Yeah Stan we have to get to the Hospital.
Stan: But I can't stand hospitals.
Chef: Sorry Stan, We just gotta get Mephesto there, and then we can get out.
Cartman: Hurry up! Mephesto can't die!
Kyle: Maybe it's better that you don't know who your Father is Cartman.
Cartman: No! I can't leave this unfinished.
Dipper: This is gonna be a long Car ride…
Meanwhile.
Ratty, Mole, Sharon, Randy, Sheila, Officer Barbrady, Jimbo, Sergeant Yates, and Mark Testaburger stood in the Mayor's office.
Mark: What are you going to do Mayor? There is a killer on the loose!
Sheila: We can't evan leave our Homes in fear of our Children's safety.
Randy: Uh where are the kids?
Sharon: Stan, Dipper, Mabel, Kenny, Kyle, and Eric went with Chef to get Dr. Mephesto to the hospital from what I heard.
Mayor McDaniels: Sergeant Yates, Let's pretend for one moment that we had a Competent Non-Freedom watch Law enforcer in this town, What would he do?
Sergeant Yates: Start investigating all the black homes-
Everyone: No.
Mayor Mcdaniels: C'mon people we've got to think! Jimbo do you-?
Suddenly, Mavis Richards entered the Room, Followed by three men.
Mavis: Mayor McDaniels, Sorry to interrupt but I heard what has happened.
Randy: Oh god…
Mayor McDaniels: Mrs. Richards I don't know what you want, but-
Mavis: Oh yes, The supposed Killer, As I said I heard about that and I believe I may have a bit of a Solution.
Mayor McDaniels: What is it?
Mavis: These gentlemen behind me are the crew for America's most wanted, They came at my Husband's invitation.
Mark: And where has he been might I ask?
Mavis: Abroad, Though that's no important right now, They heard of what has just happened and I believe they can be of… Assistance.
Mayor McDaniels: Uh… How?
Director: We just wanna do a Recreation of what happened, Than we can flash a number on the screen that people can call if they know anything about Dr Mephesto's attacker.
Mayor McDaniels: And this won't make us look dangerous?
Producer: Don't worry Mayor, America's most wanted isn't about Violence, It's About Family.
Cameraman: It is?
The Producer nudged him.
Sharon: Wait, so we're using a TV show to catch the shooter?
Mavis: How do you think To catch a predator works?
Sheila: Don't they usually trick the Pedophile into coming into the home when they catch him?
Mavis: Yes, but this is a new twist on the Subject.
Mayor McDaniels: Well if helps catch the Shooter, I guess we could try it.
director: Fantastic, We'll get right on it, Who should we cast first?
Who will they cast first? Will it be? Mr. Garrison? Grumpy? Winnie the pooh? Chef?
Meanwhile.
Dib sat on the Park bench with a telescope as the snow came down around him, He felt the snowflakes touch his nose as he shivered, Unaware that Vana just came up to him in a Violet winter coat and Pink scarf with a purple snowcap.
Vana: You really didn't think to wear a coat in this weather?
Dib: What did you expect? I thought it would be cooler here.
Vana: It's colorado Dumbass, Why would you expect it to be cooler, What are you even doing out here?
Dib: Well I was hoping to catch a few stars tonight, But due to this blasted weather-
Vana cut him off as she took off her own coat and put it around him, Than sat down next to him.
Dib: ...Wouldn't you get cold too?
Vana: Your right.
She took the coat back, Dib shivered again.
Vana: You already have a coat.
Dib: I guess, It's my ears that are freezing.
Vana took off her Cap and gave it to Dib.
Dib: Uh… Thanks.
Dib put it on, The two sat in silence for a moment as the snow fell all around them.
Dib: So have you seen Dipper lately?
Vana: I don't know, Still with that Sister of his.
Dib: Or his Girlfriend?
Vana: What, Ashley Jones?
Dib: Jonathan.
Vana: Whatever, And I'm not sure about her, But his Sister, I think they went to the Hospital with her.
Dib: Oh… You notice something?
Vana: What?
Dib: It feels like ever since we've come to this town, Dipper's kinda blown us off.
Vana: It's his Sister, the one he's been apart from for months, What did you expect?
Dib: I know but- Wait what was that?
A shuffling noise could be heard a good distance away.
Meanwhile.
Chefs' car raced up to the Hospital entrance and Chef himself dismounted with the Kids.
Chef: C'mon children, We have to find a doctor.
The kids Scrambled inside as Stan quizily stopped at the door.
Stan: Ugh, I can't do it dude.
Mabel: C'mon Stan, Hospitals aren't all that bad.
Dipper: Just c'mon!
Dipper pulled Stan in with him, They made their way to the Operating room where the Doctor was.
Chef: Doctor!
The Doctor in question was currently working on another patient.
Dr Doctor: One moment Please, Nurse Goodly, I need twenty cc's of Sodium pentathol Stat.
A red headed Nurse with no Arms leaned down to a needle and picked it up with her mouth.
Kyle: Uh, Why does she not have any arms?
Dr Doctor: We're an equal opportunity to employ here son.
The Nurse spat the Needle into Dr Doctors hand.
Chef: Doctor, We got a Wounded man outside.
Dr Doctor: I'll be there in a second, After I inject this man with a needle.
Stan: Oh no I'm gonna be sick.
Dr Doctor: There, There young man, Medic science is nothing to be afraid of.
Then injected the needle into the man's body causing lots of Blood to spew out, Stan nearly threw up!
Dr Doctor: Opps, He's hemorrhaging.
Blood squirted out and nearly hit Stan, Than his head fell off.
Dr Doctor: Opps, His head fell off.
Stan: I'm getting out of here.
And Stan ran out the door.
Dr Doctor: Hmm, Some people just have a weak stomach.
Dipper: What kind of Doctors are you?!
Meanwhile.
At the Set of America's most wanted Auditions were being held.
Tryout 1: And the Father of Eric Cartman is… Bang! Oh Joey! I've been shot!
Director: Great we'll get back to you, I think we've seen enough genetic engineers, Let's move on to auditions for the Part of Mister… Uh… Garrison.
The Mephesto left the Stage and a Man dressed as Mr Garrison with a Sock puppet took his place.
Tryout 2: Boy I sure hope I'm not the father of Eric Cartman Mr Hatt.
Sock puppet: You can say that again Mr Garrison.
Director: All right not bad, We'll get back to you, Next!
The tryout dismounted and M Garrison himself took his palace.
Mr Garrison: Boy I sure hope I'm not the father of Eric Cartman Mr Hatt.
Mr Hatt: You can say that again Mr Garrison.
Director: Thank you next.
Mr Garrison: What!?
Director: Next!
Mr Garrison left the stage crestfallen and allowed another Tryout to take his place.
Tryout 3: I sure hope I'm not the father of Eric Cartman Mr Hatt.
Hand Puppet: You can say that again Mr Garrison.
Director: Perfect! You got it! Let's move on to Eayors.
Mark, Jack and Mac watched from the sidelines.
Jack: This is pointless! Do they honestly think this will work?
Mark: Mavis seems to think so, But then she probably has some ulterior motive.
Mac: You think she's behind the shooter?
Mark: Perhaps… But we don't know for sure, I just hope Mabel and Dipper are safe right now.
Meanwhile.
Dib and Vana crept up behind a bush and peered over the other side.
Dib: What do you see?
Vana looked closer and gasped.
Vana: Holy…
Dib: What?
Vana pointed and Dib's jaw dropped, In front of them were a pair of giant, Humanoid Dinosaurs, One was Sky blue and had a long neck with a snout, THe other was shorter and Orange and had spikes in the sides of his back, They were carrying large white sacks and shaking a tree, WIth a birds nest, Out fell some eggs, which they quickly caught, Careful not to break them.
Thudd: Gee Rhoga, What you think they're gonna do with these Eggs?
Rhoga: What do you think Genius, These Eggs are supposed to be our… Ancestors.
Thudd: Yeah, The gene pool kinda went down a little huh?
Rhoga: Shut up Doofus.
And the two Dino creatures marched off with their Sacks, Leaving the two kids in the Bush in awe.
Dib: Did you… See that?
Vana: I saw it but I don't believe it.
Dib and Vana stared right ahead, Unaware of the increase of Falling snow.
Meanwhile.
Dr Doctor: Well this is about All I can do for him.
Dr Mephesto was soon hooked up to a life support system.
Cartman: Can you get him to talk? I have to know who my Father is.
Dr Doctor: Sorry son It might be a while.
To everyone's shock, Cartman leapt onto Mephestos bed and began slapping his face.
Cartman: Wake up you son of a bitch!
Chef: Woah!
Kenny: (Holy Shit!)
Dr Doctor grabbed Cartman off him and placed him on the floor.
Dr Doctor: Now hold on Son That's not gonna do him any good, I'll let you know if there's a change in his condition.
Cartman: I can't wait anymore! What am I supposed to do!
Mabel: You could try imagining yourself with a Talking bucket head.
Mabel put a Bucket on her head to emphasize.
Mabel: Hey Eric, Shut up.
Cartman grabbed the bucket and began… Punching it.
Cartman: You son of a bitch! I'll kick you in the nuts! I'll kick you-
Dipper: Mabel, Where did you get that bucket?
Stan: Who cares, let's just get out of here.
Kyle looked out the window.
Kyle: I don't know if that's possible guys.
Outside, The snow was falling harder than before.
Chef: Damn the storms getting worse.
Stan: Oh week.
Meanwhile.
Back at the set, The Storm raged around the building as Mavis stared out the window, Oblivious the Directors voice.
Director: Okay let's rehearse the reenactment from the top before we shoot it.
Mavis seemed to ignore him and turned to another corner of the Room, Suddenly Mark appeared before her.
Mavis: Lieutenant Testaburger.
Mark: A quiet word Ma'am.
Mavis: By all means.
Mark and Mavis went to an area of the building away from everyone else.
Mark: What is your game here Richards.
Mavis: Game? Whatever do you mean?
Mark: Bringing a Live television show up here, Having them reenact a crime that just recently happened, Moments after it Happened, Why?
Mavis: To catch the Killer, I have Children too Testaburger, I want to keep them safe from this shooter.
Mark: You mean your shooter?
Mavis had a look of mock offense.
Mavis: My Shooter?! Such accusations, What makes you think-
Mark: I might have a few good ideas.
Mavis: What? Do you mean your niece and nephew? Or yes… They were there, weren't they?
Mark glared.
Mavis: Why so tense? Does it bother you? Not being able to be near them? Protect them?
Mark began to clench his fists.
Mavis: You think you can save them? So they won't end up like their poor Mother?
She let out a laugh.
Mavis: Oh how sweet, Tragic but sweet.
Mark then grabbed Mavis and shoved her against the wall.
Mark: If you evan think of laying one hand on them, So help me-
Mavis: You'll what? Hmm? What's the matter the hit a nerve there?
She then brought up her legs and kicked Mark off her, Then grabbed his arm and Judo flipped him to the ground.
Mavis: You can't do anything for them Testaburger, They'll join their parents soon.
And with that, She walked off, Leaving Mark glaring after on the ground.
Officer Barbrady: Wow this is a great movie.
Meanwhile.
Chef and the kids sat in the waiting room among other injured patients waiting in line, Stan looked about him, Witnessing other wounded and Maimed people somehow still alive but bleeding.
Stan: Uh… When can we get out of here?
Soon Dr Doctor and Nurse Goodly came in.
Bleeding woman: Dr. I can't focus.
Dr Doctor: We're doing the best we can ma'am, They've closed the pass up here so none of the other doctors can get through, the only ones here are me and Nurse Goodly.
Chef: What?! They closed the Pass?
Dr Doctor: Yes, I'm afraid we're critically understaffed, Unless we get help soon, All these people are completely fucked.
Everyone gasped.
Dr Doctor: Metaphorically speaking that is.
Cartman: What about Mephesto, Are you taking care of him?
Dr Doctor: He's on full life support and breathing fine, He shouldn't need help at all, So long as the power doesn't go out.
Dipper counted with his fingers and the power went out.
Dr Doctor: Oh, Who didn't see that coming a mile away.
Dipper: Gee No idea.
Meanwhile.
The intro to America's most wanted played as a voice spoke over it.
Voice: Tonight, on America's Most Wanted, a shooter is on the loose in Colorado, and its residents are up in arms! Here's your host, John Walsh.
John Walsh: Good evening and Welcome to America's most wanted, Tonight: terror has invaded the Free town of Crossover as Dr. Alphonse Mephesto was gunned down in his laboratory. America's most wanted has reconstructed this heinous act and hope that your calls could help solve the case.
At the Main set, Everything was ready.
Director: Action!
The Mephesto actor started to speak but then fell down.
Mephesto: I've been shot!
Garrison Actor: My god! Mr. Hatt got some help!
Hatt actor: Right away Mr Garrison.
Then Eric Roberts playing the Monkey guy Kevin fell to his Knees.
Eric Roberts: No! No! My life time partner and friend! Gone taken away in the wink of an eye!
Director: God Damn it, Eric Roberts is improving lines again.
Chef Actor: I need to get the man to a hospital, Who will help me.
Eric Roberts: This is not a world I want to live in!
Outside, A tree fell on the powerline, Causing a blackout throughout the room.
Jack: What the?!
Mark: Oh not again.
Director: What the Hell is this?!
Camera man: We lost the feed to Ela.
Meanwhile.
John Walsh: Uh we seem to have lost the feed from Colorado, So I guess we'll just show a movie of the current year, 2013.
What 2013 movie will be shown? Will it be? Carrie? Hunger games: catching fire? Monsters university?
Meanwhile.
Director: Somebody see why we!
Suddenly he Door burst open and Snow came pouring in everywhere.
Randy: God damn that Blizzards getting crazier!
Sharon: Where's Mavis?
Outside, Mavis whistled to herself as she snuck out of the building and got onto the roof where a Helicopter was waiting, For some reason.
Meanwhile.
The lights flickered on and off as everyone ran around in a Panic.
Nurse Goodly: Don't panic everyone, The power lines are down but we still have the Backup generator.
Dr. Doctor then came out.
Dr Doctor: Nurse I could use some help in here!
Nurse Goodly: Coming!
She followed after him.
Chef: It doesn't sound like that Generators gonna last long.
Cartman: Will Mephesto be okay?
Chef: I don't know.
Meanwhile.
Dib and Vana hurried through the Storm, Stumbling and fighting just to get through the winds.
Vana: WHY THE HELL IS THERE A SNOW STORM IN THE MIDDLE OF SPRING?!
Dib: I DON'T KNOW!
They moved on as best they could, The Cold and Frost biting into their skin.
Dib: DO YOU SEE ANYTHING?!
Vana managed to glimpse a building in the Distance.
Vana: THERE! SHELTER!
They trudged on towards the shape.
Meanwhile.
Dr Doctor: Please Mr Chef, There's a hundred people to tend here, And only myself and Nurse goodly are available.
Chef: What do you want me to do?
Dr Doctor: Do you know anything about surgery.
Chef: I once watched Quincy.
Dr Doctor: What?! You watched Quincy?! Put on some Scrubs, Kids, You six are now Honorary doctors, You must help us save these people.
Stan: No way dude.
Dipper: We have no medical expertise at all.
Dr Doctor: But you're some of the few able bodied people here, We have no choice.
Cartman: If it means helping Mephesto, We'll do it.
Meanwhile.
Back at the set, Everyone was trapped inside, Randy went to Open the doors and Snow instantly blew in.
Randy: Damn we're not going anywhere for awhile.
Brian: We're snowed in?
Jack: Afraid so.
Stewie: Oh god we're trapped.
Mr Garrison: Like Rats on a submarine.
Mayor McDaniels: This has to be the worst storm I have ever seen.
Sharon: How do we get out of here?!
Pooh: Think, Think, Think, I've got nothing.
The Mayor then noticed Katara.
Mayor McDaniels: You! You're a waterbender right? Snow's made of Water, you could go outside and… You know, Magic hands…
Katara: What?! Okay first off, There are a lot of things wrong with what you're saying, One I'm barely trained I couldn't possibly be capable of that, and Two, Even If I could, The storm would be too much.
Director: So we're basically stuck here?
Mac: Goes not, Really famished here haven't eaten since Breakfast.
Sokka: Yeah I'm getting pretty hungry too.
Jimbo: Looks like there's one thing we might be facing here.
Everyone fell deathly silent.
Randy: He's right, The only option we have left is too… Eat each other to stay alive.
Everyone gasped in Horror.
Sharon: Randy it's only bean like four hours.
Aang: Yeah, Aren't we resorting to Cannibalism a little too early.
Jimbo: That's the law of the Land Airbender, I know it ain't pretty, But if some of us have to die so the rest of us have to stay alive so be it.
Rabbit: But how do we decide who?
Randy: Simple we draw straws.
Director: Now wait a minute, We all just had a big breakfast surely we can go without food for a little while right?
Randy: Too late, Pick a straw everyone.
Mark: No one's eating anybody!
Everyone turned to Mark, We can go for a while, But we just need to keep our heads and think of a way out of here!
Jimbo: Now wait a minute who the Hell made you the boss?
Who the Hell made Mark the boss? Was it? Yates? Jack? Wendy testaburger?
Meanwhile.
Back at the Hospital, Dipper, Mabel, Chef, Stan, Kyle, Kenny and Cartman all dressed in scrubs gathered over a Patient.
Dr Doctor: This man's appendix has burst, We're going to have to operate now with our limited power, I need you all to be strong for me.
Stan grimaced.
Dr Doctor: Nurse Goodly will take care of the anesthesia, Chef, Mabel, you two be her arms, Boys, you help me with suction and vagistism, Ready?
Stan: No!
Dr Doctor: Okay, First I'll make an incision of the chest, Over the heart.
He picked up an incision knife and cut into the chest creating a hole in the heart, This was too much for Stan, Who vomited right into the incision.
Dipper: Oh my god you vomited into the incision!
Dr Doctor: Suction!
Kenny pulled out a suction tube and it sucked the vomit right out of the incision just as the lights started to flicker.
Cartman: Hey who's screwing with the lights?
Who is screwing with the lights? Is it? Katara? Chiro? Kitty Ko?
Dipper: Okay this is getting annoying.
Meanwhile.
Back at the stage area, Mark and Stewie had just set up a strange Communication port.
Mark: Badger? Badger are you there? Antuari?
A voice managed to be heard through the grabbed static.
Gibson: _He-Hello?-
Mark: Gibson? Gibson is that you?
Stewie: We must be getting through.
Mark: Gibson, If you can hear us, We are snowed in at the Stage area, We need help.
Gibson: Don't know if- We can- Storms blocking out- Trying to find out- Send what help- Meantime-
And it went dead.
Mark: Gibson, come in, Gibson!
Stewie: We lost the feed.
Mark: Damn, Well at least they'll send help, We'll just have to wait.
Meanwhile.
Back at the Hospital, Everyone had gotten out Blueprints for the Hospital and were going over them.
Dr Doctor: This is a map showing the location of another backup generator, Apparently they built a large highly advanced self sustaining generator, For just this kind of Emergency, But it's outside the Hospital.
Chef: So how do we get to it?
Dr Doctor: We must split up into two teams, Team A and Team B, Team A will consist of Myself, Stan, Nurse Goodly, Chef, Kyle, Dipper, Mabel and Cartman, Team B will consist of Kenny, They must turn on the Backup generator, To do that, You must brave the storm outside and Get into this sewage duct, Meanwhile Team A will maintain everything here, While Team B makes it through the Sewage duct, Remember that's you Kenny, and than climbs to the top of the Generator and turn it on, Are there any questions?
Cartman: Nope sounds like a sweet plan to me.
Mabel: Yeah Kenny barely does anything anyway.
Kenny glared.
Later.
Kenny climbed out of the sewage duct, Covered in shit and Exhausted, Here picked up his walkie talkie and listened.
Dr Doctor: Team B? Come in Team B.
Kenny: (This is Team B.)
Dr Doctor: You should be seeing a large Drift of Snow with some metal drifting out of it to your left.
Kenny looked to his left and saw the generator.
Kenny: (Yep looks like the Generator to me.)
Dr Doctor: Good, Head towards it, Team A has done all we can for the Patients, It's up to you now, Team A out.
Kenny walked towards the Generator and opened the lid, to a variety of switches and levers, He pulled out his walkie talkie.
Kenny: (I've found the Generator.)
Dr Doctor: Roger Team B, We're gathered around Mephesto Right now, Can you see the two Copper noses.
Kenny found it and picked it up in his hand.
Kenny: (Yep, Got it.)
Dr Doctor: Good, Now is there a wire connecting it.
Kenny: No not really.
Back with Mephesto.
Dr Doctor: Darn, the Cables are disconnected, We have to link them together or we're screwed.
Kyle: Do you have any wire here?
Dr Doctor: There's no time, Once these lights flicker out all the Patients on life support will die.
With Kenny.
Kenny heard this and looked at the two wires, Then he held up the walkie and spoke.
Kenny: (I'll do it.
With Mephesto.
Dr Doctor: What? No Kenny you can't, There must be another way!
Nurse Goodly: What is it?
Dr Doctor: He's going to make the connection himself with his hands.
Kyle: What?! No he'll die!
Dipper: Kenny! NOOOO!
With Kenny.
Kenny picked up both wires and screamed as surges or Electricity ran right through him.
With Mephesto.
Stan: Oh my god! They killed Kenny.
Kyle: You bastards!
All around the lights start coming back on.
Chef: The power's back on.
Dr Doctor: Quickly! Get the scanner running.
Nurse Goodly pushed the Scanner to Mephesto and Mabel Hooked it up.
Dr Doctor: We've got a chance now!
Dipper: So everything's gonna be fine?
Chef: It looks that way Dipper.
Meanwhile.
What happened next was never shown, Nor would it be made into a side Story, But after the Freedom watch found what was causing the storm, Everything looked and felt like Spring again, The snow melted and cleared up.
At the Hospital all was well, Dr. Mephesto soon woke up, To find Chef watching over him.
Dr Mephesto: Where? Where am I?
Chef: You're at the Hospital Mephesto, You were shot.
Dipper: We never got round to finding out who did it.
Dr Mephesto: Hmm, Must have been my Brother Albert, He tries to shoot me every month.
Chef: Oh, I see.
Dr Doctor: Where's Cartman? He'll be delighted to hear that Mephestos is alive.
Chef: He and the other kids went looking for Kenny.
Meanwhile.
Outside, Dipper, Mabel, Stan, Kyle and Cartman starred solemnly at the Frozen figure of Kenny.
Stan: Oh Kenny… I'll miss you.
Dipper: I honestly never knew you that well… But you did a great thing that night.
Kyle: Rest in peace.
Meanwhile.
A shovel poked its way out of the Mound of Snow and Randy Marsh emerged from the other side, He got out and started joyfully at the sky above him, Soon followed by Everyone else.
Randy: It's over, We're free…
Katara: Smell the fresh air, It's beautiful..
Stewie: Look!
A stuffed owl flew over head.
Owl: There they are.
Soon the Freedom watch appeared before them.
Mark: Well took you guys long enough, Did you find what the Storm was about.
Minnie: Well it's funny you should- HOLY SHIT!
Out came Eric Roberts with his Face bitten off and screaming.
Badger: What the Devil Happened to Eric Roberts?!
Mark: Damn It Randy I said No Cannibalism!
Randy: Hey, don't look at me! I didn't do it!
Jack: Than who-?! YOWCH!
Jack felt his Tail get bitten, Everyone looked down to Find Wendy trying to take a bite of it, Then stopped when she saw everyone looking at her.
Wendy: Uh… Heh, what can I say I was hungry.
Sharon: How long was she here?
Mac: I have no Idea… DIB?! VANA?!
Everyone turned to Find Dib and Vana frozen in Icicles and shivering.
Dib: Finally… Over…
Three days later.
Everyone at Mephsto's lab the day he was shot gathered round in his Room as he lay in recovery.
Dr Mephesto: Well everyone, Now that all this nonsense is out of the way, I can now reveal who the Father of Eric Cartman is.
Cartman: Who? Who is it?
Dr Mephesto: As I said before, The father of Eric Cartman is someone in this Room… And the Father is…
Everyone held their Breaths.
Dr Mephesto: Mrs. Cartman.
Everyone gasped.
Chef: What?
Tigger: What?!
Piglet: What?!
Liane: Yes, It's true.
Mr. Garrison: No that doesn't make sense!
Dr. Mephesto: Yes, It was quite a puzzle for me too, You see Mrs Cartman is a Hermaphrodite.
Grumpy: What does that mean?
Dr Mephesto: It means she has both Male and Female Genitals.
Liane: It's true.
Chef: So that woman we all got together with, She was a HE?!
Dr Mephesto: No not exactly, But she did have a penis.
Everyone either screamed or threw up.
Dr Mephesto: The fact of the Matter is, Hermaphrodites cannot bear children, So Liane's DNA match with Cartman can only mean, She is his Father and she got another Woman Pregnant at the Drunken Barn dance.
Cartman was gobsmacked.
Liane: I'm sorry I never told you Eric, I just thought It would be a little shocking to you.
Cartman: Gee you think?
Dipper: Well, All's well that Ends well I guess.
CartmanL No, No, Wait a minute! If she's my Dad, then who's my Mother!?
Who is Eric Cartman's Mother, Is it? Sharon Marsh? Mrs Crabtree? Tiara the Manx?
Dipper: ENOUGH! I've had Enough! Who has been doing this Voice! I demand your Identity! Who are you!?
Suddenly someone closed the book, and stopped writing.
Mickey mouse: Huh ha, See ya real soon!
Meanwhile.
Queen Grimhilde: So Ogthar, have your minions brought back enough Eggs for the Army?
Ogthar: Yes my Queen, Though there seem to be a few Complications.
He gestured to the Frozen Rhoga and Thudd.
Queen Grimhilde: Is That all?
Ogthar: Sadly no, It also seems some of the Yolks inside these Eggs were somehow either Damaged or Frozen over when they got here, But I believe I can still work with what I got.
Queen Grimhilde: See to it, I have other Matters to Attend.
To be continued.
Well, How was the Story? Did you like it? Was it worth the wait? Well hand on tight because Next time, It's Canada for you and Me my friend.
Terrance: Say Phillip, What do you think Of Crossover legends?
Phillip: No Idea Terrance, What's it like?
Terrance: (Farts.)
Terrance and Phillip Laugh.
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