The Warper News Network (the series)

Late November 2020

(Cues: Z-TV Techno Song)

The logo flashes with three letters, "WNN", the Warper News Network. WNN is one of the three major news networks among reality warpers.

"WNN, the place that's not fake-conservative Fox, idiotically liberal MSNBC, questionably crazy like CNN, and more classy than Nude News Network. We're the Warper News Network bringing you our neutral outlook! Introducing your anchors in the bunker, Beerus and Whis." The announcer said as the camera shows the studio as the two were sitting at anchor's desk.

"Ok, let's get the crap out of the way. Biden won the election for 2020, but let's me real…this doesn't really make anything better. There's nothing to smile about with both candidates being total pains." Beerus snarled. "And it's the reason we and the crew of WNN are hiding in the bunker."

An explosion rattled the bunker as Beerus groaned.

"Despite the election being over, the politicians are still warring it out and causing a mess of things." Whis said before clearing his throat. "Now to the important stuff…."

"Yes, CN-Zen Kuro surprises all with their election being a surprise landslide not for Tara Strong, but instead Peridot Periwinkle of the Crystal Squadron…who is now the Second President of the United States. The first Gem president….yeah that's not going to cause problems at all." Beerus said sarcasm evident in his tone. "Not with the fact that there's still mistreat of Gems and people protesting that there was voter fraud."

"This year can't get any worse." Whis said trying to be chipper.

"Disney is laying off everyone, Crunchyroll is trying to control anime, RWBY Volume 8 is coming out, and it's stll 2020!" Beerus ranted foaming at the mouth.

A disheveled Goku walked on screen looking completely downcast…his spiky hair sagged with his frown.

"I got some bad news. Argit's busted out of prison and that wanted robo-vampire now leading a small coven. And about that cult…." Goku said as Beerus's eyes narrowed. "I got information from a whisteblower."

"And what did they have to say?" Beerus growled out.

"The whistleblower confirmed a bit few things, and deconfirmed others." Goku said with a sigh. "Let's get the big one out of the way. The villain team-up…it's true, but with some caveats. For one, for her safety, she refused to name who exactly who was…but she told me who does….Joshinari Blackthorn." Goku explained.

Goku did not get to be finished as Beerus had enough of the bad news before punching him and throwing the desk at the cam-

*BZZZTTT* We at Warper News Network are cutting this short as one of our newscasters has a mental breakdown. We apologize for the scare….please continue to hope for 2020. It's all we can do at this point.

(A/N: Who's the whistleblower? Well, find out next time in FusionFall Infinite, because things are going to be intense. As for the election, I wanted to objectively stay neutral in how it sucks at both ends. I want to say we can stop stressing, but I would be a liar.)