[Cranking: Day 1]
Day 1 of Cranking. Heart Mouse is sleeping again as she feels comfy with a lot of plushies,pillows and blankets. The baby holder was stretchable as Heart Mouse wets her diaper. Her diaper was 900X Poofy. Making her a big diaper butt baby. She even has Baby toys,baby bottles with milk and even headphones to not here loud bangs
Book: Hey, Ruby, didn't you die from sadness?
Ruby: No one actually dies from sadness, silly!
Book: Wait, really?
Ruby: Really!
Book: I guess I should have known that.
[Cranking: Day 2]
Match: *BT appears on her clock* OMG! It's, like, break time!
Book: I didn't know there was a break time.
Match: Every girl needs their break time. Come here, Book, and Ruby, you too!
Ruby: Yay!
*Nickel and GB walk towards Match*
Match: Ah! No way *smacks Nickel, Golf Ball stops*, Nickel and GBGB. Only FreeSmarters are allowed to have a break time. You 2 should know that! *grabs Nickel* Get back to your cranking. *throws him back as GB walks back to the others*
Nickel: Oh my god, what a poo-poo face!
Golf Ball: I rather be with Hearty
[Cranking: Day 3]
Match and Ruby: *clapping* 5, 6, 7, 8, Who do we absolutely hate?
Ruby: Spongy!
Tennis Ball: Hey! I think your break is over. It's been, like, 19 hours, I think.
Match: Ah! Excuse me? You did just not tell me-
Book: Maybe Tennis Ball is right.
Match: No, Book, no. Our break is over when it's time to be over.
Book: And when will that be?
Match: *Ding* Right now. *walks back to the cranking area along with Book and Ruby* See, TB? You just complain way too much, like way too much. Complain, complain, complain. I can see why no one cares to play with a tennis ball. *Ding!* OMG, Like, it's break time again!
*Book sighs*
[Cranking: Day 4]
Match is still sleeping as the others are cranking
Cranking: Day 5 through 76 rapidly flashes
[Cranking: Day 77]
Book: Yay! 99% done! That means only 9 hours left!
[Cranking: Day 78]
The cranking is finished and the HPHPRCC ejects out an HPRC as Heart Mouse didn't wake up but she snuggles TB in the back as she drools like a baby and she had a lot of baby powder on her as some poofs are poofing
[Intro plays]
Lollipop: Finally, we're done! I need a well-deserved break.
Match: Well, I'm not tired at all. I must be, like, super-strong!
HPHPRCC: The HPHPRCC will now self-destruct in 15, 14… *continues to count down*
Snowball: What?!
Blocky: No one told us that thing would destroy itself!
Heart mouse: Were all gonna die and i'm Scared
Book: Well, I'm a HPHPRCC user manual, so I think I can look up how to fix this! Let's see…
HPHPRCC: 5, 4, 3… *Yellow Face, while sweating, inserts a Postpone Token into the HPHPRCC* 15… *continues to count down*
Book: Oh: The HPHPRCC is a single-use disposable machine. After creating its one and only HPRC, the HPHPRCC will self-destruct to decompose into the soil better.
Coiny: Why didn't Firey Speaker Box tell us that?
Lollipop: Let's not talk about that now.
HPHPRCC: 1… *Yellow Face postpones the self-destruction again* 15… *continues to count down*
Heart Mouse: This thing is going to explode!
Book: Well, we don't know that. "Self-destruct" could mean anything. It might "explode" or it might just "disappear without a trace". I'd say we have a 50/50 chance.
Nickel: I'm feeling kind of lazy. I'll take my chances. *Yellow Face is out of Postpone Tokens*
HPHPRCC: 5, 4, 3, 2, 1- *explodes*
Heart Mouse: *screams*
Book: Stop hallucinating, Heart. The HPHPRCC disappeared– without a trace, and everyone's fine!
Heart Mouse: Oh, really? That's a relief.
Yellow Face: I'll bring Spongy ba-
Match: Wait, Yellow Face! Stop!
Yellow Face: Huh?
Match: You need to learn how to, like, prioritize. Most important peoples come first! So, like, Pencil is first. *types "Pencil" and cranks her out*
Pencil and Match: Yay!
Book: And Ice Cube! *types "Ice Cube" and cranks her out*
Ice Cube: Wha?
Ruby: And Bubble. *types "Bubble" and cranks her out*
FreeSmarters: Yay!
Pencil: Let's go.
Freesmarters walk away from W.O.A.H Bunch.
Nickel: Yes! They're finally gone.
Yellow Face: Needle, *cranks Needle out* Pin, *cranks Pin out* Spongy. *cranks Spongy out*
Coiny: Good, it looks like our whole team is here.
Pin: Awe! I didn't get my limbs back? This is so unfair!
Coiny: Okay, we need to get moving. Hurry along.
Tennis Ball lets Heart Mouse to recover the rest of Team No Name
Needle: I think someone needs to apologize.
Yellow Face: I'M SORRY NEEDLE!
Needle: Thank you.
Spongy: Wut abuot me? Apulogise to me!
Pin: Spongy, No offense, but no one cares!
Spongy: But, but, but-
Bell: Spongy! Zip it!
Spongy: Bhut I dhied, and Iht waz painfhul!
Needle: Life is full of pain.
Camera pans to FreeSmart
Ruby: Aren't you sad that we lost the FreeSmart Van?
Pencil: Why would you be sad when you can be awesome?
Ruby: What's that supposed to mean?
Pencil: I present to you the FreeSmart Supervan!
FreeSmart: *cheers*
Pencil: Okay, get in. *All FreeSmart members get into the Supervan*
Camera pans to W.O.A.H. Bunch.
Nickel: You know, all this walking is gonna take a long time.
Yellow Face: WALKING IS FUN!
Pin: Hmm. We need a better way. Like, Why don't we recover Puffball, and threaten her into flying us to Yoyleland!
Coiny: Pin, you're a genius! Pointy genius, but definetly a genius.
Nickel: But how will we threaten her?
Yellow Face: I know! Let's call her Puffy.
Coiny: PERFECT!
Coiny pushes Tennis Ball and Heart Mouse (Who is in the baby holder) Out of the way
Coiny: P-U-F-F-B-A-L-L. Okay. Ready, guys!
Spongy and Pin: Ready!
Coiny: GO!
Pin cranks along with Bomby
Needle: Uh, um.. What's my line?
Puffball: Let me go!
Needle: Oh, I remember. We'll call you Puffy, we'll call you Puffy, we'll call you Puffy, we'll call you Puffy, we'll call you Puffy...
Coiny: STOP THEM!
Puffball,Heart Mouse and Lollipop recover Gelatin
Gelatin: Huh? What happened?
Heart Mouse: Fend off the W.O.A.H. Bunchers Jelly!
Gelatin: On it! *Throws syringes at the W.O.A.H Bunchers*
W.O.A.H. Bunch freezes
Puffball: Yes, good work!
Book: There are so many bright lights in this van!
Pencil: Book, it's not a van, it's a SUPERVAN!
Book: Oh, sorry, Supervan. Still alot of bright lights though.
Pencil: It looks like we're entering the desert. Time to turn up the AC!
Bubble: We don't need a AC because we've got Oice Cube! Hoi, hoi!
Ice Cube: NOO!
Golf Ball: Okay, role call. Gelatin?
Gelatin: Here!
Golf Ball: Fries?
Fries: Here!
Golf Ball: Firey?
Firey: Here!
Golf Ball: Rocky?
Rocky: Mhmm!
Golf Ball: Puffball!
Puffball: I'm here!
Golf Ball: Tennis Ball?
Tennis Ball: Here!
GB: Lollipop?
Lollipop: Here
GB: Heart mouse?
Heart mouse: Here
GB: Snowball, Blocky?
Snowball and Blocky: Here!
GB: Taco and Bracelety?
Taco and Bracelety: Here!
Golf Ball: And I, Golf Ball, am also here. So that's everyone. I believe we are ready to continue our mission to reach Yoyle Land. Step 1: Position yourself on top of Puffball.
Fries: I can do that. But what should we do about these bodies? *Holds up a frozen Yellow Face*
Golf Ball: Leave them there. They are TRAITORS!
Heart Mouse falls asleep on the baby holder again. She still has her P.J's as Taco has Heart Mouse's clothes in her tortilla
Book: Oh my word! We forgot to bring the Hand Powered Recovery Center with us!
Ice Cube: Whaa-?
Pencil: Book, relax, this supervan has a built-in Leg Powered Recovery Center!
Book: Hold on... Leg Powered? Why would it matter to use m'hands or legs on that thing?
Pencil: Book, if you tried to use your hands on that thing... well...
Book: Yeah?
Pencil: Well...you'd be sorry. VERY sorry.
Book: Oh...like how sorry? Like waterly sorry or-
Pencil: Like, super super wow wow over-the-top extremely sorry.
Book: Gosh darnit that's pretty sorry right there! *Uses hands on the Leg-Powered Recovery Center* *The LPRC disappears* Yep, I'm pretty sorry right now.
Pencil: Book, WHY'D YOU DO THAT? WHY'D YOU DO THAT?!
Book: I was curious! I thought you were just trying to scare me!
Bubble: (To Pencil) Don't put all the blame on her, Pencil. I would've done it had she hadn't stepped forward.
Ice Cube: Me too!
Match: Same here. People always do the opposite of whoever said to not touch anything because they wanna see a reaction. Curiosity can be a dangerous thing.
Ruby: And besides, you'd probably wanted to turn that crank with your hands too!
Pencil: (Silent for a moment) Okay, I wanted to. I was particularly annoyed that I didn't get to be the one to do it. I'm sorry and I forgive you, Book.
Book: (Smile) Thanks!
Pencil: *sigh* Well, we've got two options. A: Go on without the recovery center, or B: Steal the HPRC back at the Evil Forest.
Ruby: Hmm...we should steal.
Pencil: Yep, that's what I was thinking too.*One big magnet appears from the supervan and attracts the HPRC to the supervan, pushing Coiny, Nickel, Bomby, and Spongy away*
Cut to W.O.A.H. Bunch
Cut to sun shining over the forest
Background and music speed up
Speed back down
Cut to FreeSmart
Match: This desert is so, like, BORING. It's just endless piles of sand!
Bubble: Yeah, I'm getting pretty bored, too!
Ruby: Good thing I saved some snowballs in our mini fridge! *Throws* Haha, hahaha! *snowball hits Match*
Match: Ow!
Book: *Throws more snowballs*
Bubble: Hoi hoy!
Match: *Starts to throw snowballs*
Ruby: *screams*
Bubble, Match, Ruby, and Book: *screaming of enjoyment*
Pencil: Peo- what're you doing?! The snow will mix with the gasoline! Stop this, no more SNOW! NO MORE SNOW!
Bubble: Hehe, *pop*
Cut to Team No-Name
Snowballs hit Puffball
Golf Ball: How can there be snow if the temperature is 42 degrees?! Celsius, that is...
Tennis Ball: Which is 107 degrees Fahrenheit!
Golf Ball: Do not EVER, use Fahrenheit.
Tennis Ball: Okay.
Taco: I think that snow is coming from the FreeSmart van!
Pencil: *breaks roof of the supervan* FreeSmart Supervan.
Gelatin: That's a pretty intense snowball fight!
Puffball: Hold on to your seats, I'm going FULL SPEED!
Golf Ball: But there are no seats! You see, living creatures do not grow seats- WOAH! *Falls into FreeSmart Supervan*
Camera zooms into the sun
Cut to FreeSmart Supervan
All the snow in the van melts
Pencil: Now that all the dust has cleared-I mean, all the snow has cleared, we are... *looks at Golf Ball who is standing on Pencil's seat* OH MY GOD, IT'S A MONSTER!Rest of FreeSmart members (except Bubble, who's dead) screams
Pencil kicks Golf ball out of the FreeSmart Supervan
Cut to desert
Puffball swoops down and catches Golf Ball, then resumes flight
Cut to W.O.A.H. Bunch
Yellow Face defrosts
Yellow Face: YAY!
Yellow Face walks through the Evil Forest and enters the desert, but gets stuck in the glue that the snow and gasoline created*
Yellow Face: Huh? Gluey!
Cut to FreeSmart Supervan
Match types Bubble's name into the HPRC and cranks Bubble out
Bubble: Yoylecake!
Pencil: Hey guys, we have to drive through the Goiky Canal, hold your breath!
Bubble: But the Goiky Canal is over 500 miles wide!
Pencil: Bubble, calm down, just do it!
Camera pan to desert
Everyone in the FreeSmart Supervan: *takes a deep breath* The FreeSmart Supervan enters the Goiky Canal.
While being underwater, FreeSmarters start to drown and get recovered by each other continuosly. Then it zooms out so we can see lots of dead FreeSmarters at the bottom of the Goiky Canal.
[To be continued...]
[in BFDIA 5e.]
[I will make two promises.]
[a) The episode will not be delayed. b) 5e will be the last part of Episode 5. I am so sure of these promises that I will be my life's earnings, seven of my fingers, the lives of all the contestants, and a gumdrop]
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