Food. Food. Food. Where the fuck is the goddamn motherfu-There it is!

Sarah dodged the strung out couples lounging around, having lost sight of Chuck a while ago, and reached between the bodies of two teens making out, to grab a bowl full of Cheetos. "Beautiful. " She whispered as she dumped the entire bowl's contents into her bag. She set the bowl back down, and making sure no one saw her, she zipped up her bag and went on the hunt for more.

"SHAW!" Chuck shouted as he shoved his way into the kitchen.

"Chuck?!" Daniel's eyes widened, and he set his beer down before he glared at the rapidly approaching teen. "Who the hell invited you?"

Chuck grinned right before he swung his right fist into Shaw's left cheek. "That's who, ya bastard!" He shook his hand out as the raven-haired teen rubbed the left side of his face. "Having a party without me, you droopy-eyed motherfucker. "

"Son of a bitch. " Daniel grumbled. "I didn't invite you, cuz I didn't want your blonde lunatic eating all my goddamn food. "

As Chuck glared hard at him, a head of blonde hair caught his attention, and out of the corner of his eye he watched as she poured the contents of a bowl that was on the counter into her bag. He smirked as he looked back at Daniel. "Well, you'd fucking deserve it, asshole. "

Shaw rolled his eyes as he crossed his arms over his chest. "Where the hell is, she anyways?"

Chuck's eyes flickered towards her as she inconspicuously left the kitchen, giving him a wink as she did so, before he looked back at the man and shrugged. "Dunno. "

Daniel rose an eyebrow. "That's surprising, you two've been attached at the hip. If I didn't know better, I'd think you're dating. "

"Nah. She's my unicorn. " He grinned as he grabbed a beer from the fridge.

"The hell does that mean?" He shrugged as he popped open the cap and took a swig. "Just means she's special. "

Shaw crossed his arms. "Do you even know anything about her? Like, why she was homeless?"

"Nope. "

"What if she's dangerous?"

"She could be a murderer and I wouldn't give a shit. "

"Damn. That must be some good pussy. "

Chuck's eyes narrowed at the man, and before he thought about why he did it, he punched him in the face again.

"You fucker!" Daniel returned his punch this time.

"Well if it isn't Bunny-girl. "

Sarah froze mid-step and turned her head to see Casey leaning against the wall with a beer in his hand, smirking at her. She put her foot back in place. "Casey."

"Where's yer boy toy?"

She shrugged. "Probably putting his dick in a hole. "

Casey cackled and put his hand on her shoulder. "I like you. "

"Flattering, but I'd rather have a drink. "

He rolled his eyes and motioned for her to follow him. She did, and she quickly grabbed articles of snacks from bowls as she did so.

"What's yer poison?" He asked as he stopped at an ice bucket in the living room.

"Shots. "

His eyebrows rose, and he smirked as he watched her give the finger to someone who stumbled into her. "Nothin that fancy here, princess. " He grabbed a bottle of rum and held it up. "Can you handle a pirate's life?"

Sarah smirked as she snatched it form him "Why Casey, haven't you heard? That's the only life for me. "

He grinned a shark-like grin that she found slightly terrifying. "How about we make this a little more interesting.

" She rose an eyebrow at him. "I'm listening. "

Chuck and Daniel stumbled into a room upstairs that contained Casey, Sarah, and Carina sitting on the floor. Sarah seemed to be in the middle of a story, so Chuck went over and sat down next to her.

"And that's why I ended up burying the body in the woods. " She finished, and the two who had been listening laughed. She felt a stare on the side of her face, so she turned to see both Chuck and Daniel giving her an incredulous look. "The hell are you looking at?"

"N-Nothing!" They both squeaked out, making the laughing duo laugh harder.

"Alright, alright. " Casey chuckled, wiping a tear from his eye. "Now that we have more people, we should play never have I ever. "

"May we join?"

They all looked up to see Ellie and Forrest walking into the room.

"More the merrier. " Casey grinned as he gestured for them to take a seat on the floor. "Alright. Bunnies first. "

Sarah rolled her eyes. "Never have I ever fucked a girl with a strap-on. " When no one drank form the bottle and only stared her, she sighed. "Damn, I thought for sure Ellie had. "

"Never have I ever killed someone. " Chuck decided to go next as he stared at Sarah's face from his spot beside her.

She puffed her cheeks out. "Why are you looking at me, shit stain?"

Chuck narrowed his eyes at her. "Then who the hell did you bury?"

She ignored Chuck and Carina's snickering. "I had a doll named Daphne once. God rest her soul. "

Chuck looked even more confused, but Shaw piped up next. "Never have I ever been in trouble with the cops. "

Two groans were heard, and first Casey took a drink, then Sarah.

Ellie looked at them both sternly. "What did you two do?"

"Not how the game works, El. " Casey glared at the woman. "Next. "

"Umm… Never have I ever had sex. " Forrest chimed from beside Shaw, and she blushed when they all looked at her in shock.

"I can fix that. " Casey smirked after he took a swig, and the poor girl's face went up in flames.

After Sarah, Chuck, Gray, Ellie and Carina all took a swig, it was Ellie's turn.

"Never have I ever grown my own vegetable garden. "

"Neither has anyone who was born in the last thirty years. " Sarah grumbled as they all passed the bottle around. Ellie glared at her, but she just returned the glare.

Carina smirked as she chimed in, "never have I ever been homeless. "

Sarah's eyes slowly narrowed on the girl as she took a long swig. She started getting tipsy after that one.

Casey grinned. "Never have I ever dined at the 'Y'."

"Disappointing. " Sarah mumbled, and he gave her a wink in reply.

"Fucker. " Chuck and Gray both mumbled as they took a swig.

"Hmm. Never have I ever had a pet. " Sarah rubbed her chin as she thought about what she just said. "Yeah, no I haven't. "

Casey and Chuck grumbled as they both took swigs.

"Alright! Sarah, I dare you to kiss me!" Chuck grinned, and Sarah rolled her eyes, which made her dizzy.

"That's not the game, fucktard!"

"I don't give a rat's left testicle!" Chuck shouted at Casey, before he turned back to Sarah. "Kiss me, bitch."

Sarah couldn't help but return his grin, and she grabbed the back of his head and smashed her lips onto his. A few whistles went unnoticed by the pair as Chuck groaned and pulled her towards him as he plunged his tongue into her mouth.

"Get a fucking room!" Daniel shouted as he smacked Chuck on the back of the head.

Chuck broke away from the kiss, albeit reluctantly, and gave Shaw the middle finger. "Gladly, fuck face. " He pulled a blushing Sarah up from the floor and dragged her out of the room.

"Let's go back to your place, that way we can be as loud as we want. " Sarah bit her lip as they maneuvered through the crowd.

He grinned back at her. "I like the way you think. "

Once they made it out of the house and into the woods, they both started giggling uncontrollably. Quite clearly intoxicated, they didn't make it very far through the woods until they both fell down; Sarah on top of Chuck.

"Oh god, childhood flashback!" Chuck wheezed. "Shamu attacks!"

"Don't call me fat, you bitch. " Sarah slapped his chest as she tried to contain her laughter, but it came out in short bursts anyways.

"The horror!" He gasped. "Oh, god the horror! My popcorn!"

"Silly boy. " She giggled as she sat up and grabbed her backpack. "I've got your popcorn right here. "

He sat up with her still straddling his hips, and he grinned as he hastily opened the bag. He grabbed a handful of whatever was in there and shoved it into his mouth. "Bitch, that's not popcorn. "

"Awe, don't be disappointed, baby. " She winked as she grabbed her own handful. "I call it party mix. "

He couldn't help but grin at her. "So funny. " She just hummed as she feasted on all the snacks.

She took out a very long cheeto from the bag and held it up between them with a wink. He smirked and they both leaned in. In unison, they both whispered, "you beautiful bitch, you" before they each took an end into their mouths. As the cheeto snapped in half, Sarah plunged her tongue into his mouth and stole the cheeto with her tongue.

She smirked as she chewed, and he grinned at her when she hummed. "Greedy bitch. "

She chuckled as she swallowed, which caused her to cough a few times, and Chuck chuckled at her as he slid his hands up her thighs to rest on her waist.

"Did you forget how to swallow?"

"Ass. " She muttered when her coughing subsided.

He leaned up and licked the skin right underneath her ear, grinning when she shivered. "I got something for ya. "

"Oh yeah?" She smirked and rolled her hips against his, loving the way his breath hitched. "A nice big package?"

"Mmm" he hummed against the side of her neck as his hand slipped into his back pocket. "It's very special." He pulled back and held up a small black box.

She eyed it warily. "If you're asking me to marry you, I'm gonna say yes, marry you, kill you in your sleep, then inherit all your money. "

A laugh barked out of his chest and he shook his head. "You're gonna have to find a better way to kill me. I'll haunt you if you give me a bad headline. "

She smirked, "alright then. How does 'impaled by a shit-covered stick' sound to you?"

He grinned. "Perfect! Let's get started then. "

She sighed dramatically as she accepted the small box. "If you insist, you fucking suicidal maniac. " She ignored his chuckling and opened the box, expecting a ring, but seeing a gold unicorn on a gold chain. "I thought you were fucking kidding when you called me that. "

"Hell no. You're my fucking unicorn, no shits, hands, or asses about it. " He said with a serious face.

She pursed her lips, trying not to comment on how wrong he got that expression, but her lips slowly shifted into a smile, for a reason she didn't know. She gently took the chain out of the box and undid the clasp. She put it around her neck and muttered, "you realize this is romantic as fuck, right?"

Chuck hummed his approval as he eyed the unicorn sitting right above her cleavage. "Well, I'm a romantic as fuck kind of guy. "

She rolled her eyes. "That's the biggest bag of shit I've ever smelled."

He grinned and lunged forward, successfully pinning her to the ground. "Now, you can't tell me that fucking in the woods, near bird shit, and under the stars isn't romantic as fuck. "

"Damn, you're right. " She smiled. "I really hate it when you're right. "

He chuckled and dropped his head to connect his lips to hers, his hands roaming down her sides to grip her ass.

The pair stumbled up to the house, Chuck shirtless since his shirt was being worn by Sarah; since he ripped it.

"Can I drive your car?" Sarah asked.

"Hell no, you might eat the seats cuz they look like chocolate. " He grumbled as he fumbled in his pockets for his keys.

"It looks like chocolate?" Her eyes perked and she look over at the car in the driveway. "Wait…did you buy another car?"

"No. " He furrowed his eyebrows and looked at where she was looking. "Oh, what the hell?"

"What? Did you have an epiphany that you're the anti-christ?" She smirked.

Chuck stared at her intensely, which made her glare at him, before he sighed. "The sperm that birthed me is here."

Her eyes widened. "You're hot dad?!"

"Exac-wait, what?" His eyes widened when she barged into the house. "Oh, fuck no. " He glared at her back as he followed her.

"Mr. hot dad?" She called into the house, and she stopped in the kitchen when she saw him.

He was leaning into the fridge, but he was looking at her over his shoulder with his eyebrows drawn together. His eyes flicked to his son when he came to a stop next to the girl. "Am I supposed to answer to that?"

Chuck grabbed the girl's arm and turned her towards him. "Please tell me you're fucking joking. "

"Oh, fuck no. Your dad is hot as hell. "

The older man straightened up and crossed his arms over his chest with a smirk on his face. "I don't usually like your choice of girls, son, but I have to say, I'm liking this one. "

"Oh my god. " Sarah breathed. "Say that last part again. "

The older man's eyebrows rose with a bigger smirk on his face, while Chuck pinched the bridge of his nose. "Fuck me in the asshole. "

She turned to him with a smirk. "Oh, not yet. We have to get married first, remember?"

Chuck couldn't help the smile that pulled on his lips at that. "Yeah yeah, but you can't go fucking your father-in-law. "

She pouted. "But he looks like a big piece of chocolate. "

Hartley's eyes bugged out of his head. "M-married…. F-Father-in-law?" His whispered words went unheard.

"How about I buy you a life-sized bar of chocolate for a wedding present?"

"Hot damn, you just made my pussy clench. "

"Good. " Chuck grinned. "Now, keep it clenched and I bet your butthole will start to tingle."

She rolled her eyes. "That only happens when you clench your butt cheeks for a long time, stupid."

"And you know this because you often clench your butt cheeks?" He rose an eyebrow.

"How do you think ladies never fart, twat tart?"

He chuckled at the way that sounded. "Your butthole will love you more if you relax it, sugar tits."

"Limp dick."

"Blowjob lips."

"Fire crotch."

"Sassy snatch."

"Juice fingers."

"Cum bringer."

"Alpha fuck boy."

"Delta sexy toy."

"Stop rhyming with me, titty-tweaker. " She glared at him.

"My apologies, princess peeker. "

"Sarah Walker?!"

They both turned with wide eyes to the older man, who was staring at her in complete shock.

"How the hell do you know my name?" She asked blandly. "Better yet, how the fuck did you figure it out from that just now?"

Chuck looked warily between his dad and his unicorn. " …What the fuck is going on?"