ATM: The Bonehead and the Brain – The Boy is Mine

Now that Seth knows the whole Truth about Sasha and Roman, the Shield have a very difficult decision to make. With the New Year just around the corner, DX do everything they can to stop things from getting out of control.

Chapter Nine – Diamonds don't Flinch

The Enigmatic Hotel, Central Park West, New York City, NY

Bianca Belair straightened her braid as Becky Lynch parked her stolen truck outside the Enigmatic Hotel. The Man slammed the truck door shut and looked up at the hotel in revulsion.

"Let's stay somewhere else, this hotel gives me the creeps," Becky said. "This is the hotel where I saw Charlotte making out with your husband,"

Belair nodded, "She's probably still making out with him. I hate this storyline so much," she said playing with her jacket cuff. She was pretty sure Charlotte was staying at the hotel which is why she was looking through the lobby to see if she would show up.

"So what are we waiting for Belair? Let's go snatch a b* bald!" Becky said marching towards the hotel but Belair pulled her back.

"You want me to get into a fight with Charlotte Flair in the lobby of the Enigmatic Hotel? Yeah right, I'm sure Stephanie McMahon would love that. I'm not giving her anymore ammunition to use against DX, she's already trying to take NXT away from Shawn and Hunter," Belair said and Becky furrowed her brow.

"So then, what are we doing out here?" Becky asked her folding her arms confused.

"I want to see them come out together. I want to see them arm-in-arm. Then I want to see the look on my husband's face when he realises I've been waiting out here for him this whole time," Bianca said and Becky Lynch breathed a sigh of frustration.

"Oh for crying out loud," she said and she walked over to a police car, reached in and whispered something to the police officer.

"Anything for you Miss Lynch," the officer said and Bianca Belair watched as the cop entered the hotel. A few more cops walked in after him and Bianca wondered what Becky Lynch had told the cop to do. Belair's face lit up in delight as Charlotte Flair came out of the hotel elevator in handcuffs.

"Get your hands off me!" Charlotte Flair said as her father Ric and the Street Profits came out with her and Stephanie McMahon.

"What is the meaning of this officers?!" Stephanie McMahon said wondering why Charlotte was suddenly pulled out of the meeting they were having together.

"Charlotte Flair is arrested for fraud, for impersonating a good, decent person when she's actually a marriage breaking liar," the officer said. "Did I get that right Becky?"

"Spot on officer," Becky replied and Stephanie gave the Man a deep scowl.

"I thought I warned you Becky, stay out of my business," Stephanie threatened the Man who straightened her green beanie unintimated.

"You better get out of my face before I call your ex-husband and tell him you're standing in Man country," Becky said stretching her arms out as the people on the sidewalk broke out into a massive Becky Lynch chant.

"Becky! Becky! Becky! Becky!"

Stephanie McMahon rolled her eyes and turned to the police officer, "Un-cuff Charlotte Flair right now!" she demanded.

"Only if she promises to stay at a different hotel," the officer replied. "These Flairs are a menace to society and I don't feel that it would be in the best interest of the people of New York if they stayed here this week,"

Ric Flair's eyebrows raised off of his forehead in shock, "You're banning the Flairs from New York City?!" Ric Flair took off his jacket and threw it on the ground infuriated. Montez Ford picked up Ric's jacket and tried to calm him down.

"Don't worry about it Mr Flair, I know a nice place you can stay in Brooklyn," he said but the officer shook his head, "What, the Flairs can't stay in Brooklyn?!"

"I said they can't stay in New York, that includes all five boroughs. You better take your father to New Jersey Miss Flair if you want me to take these handcuffs off," the officer said to Charlotte and Becky Lynch whispered in the police officer's ear, "Oh and one more thing; you are to stay at least six feet away from Montez Ford for the rest of the year,"

Bianca Belair laughed as the New York police kicked the Flairs out of NYC leaving her and her husband free to talk uninterrupted.

"Can we at least finish our meeting?" Stephanie McMahon pleaded with the officer.

"You can finish your meeting online," the officer replied and the Flairs scowled at Becky Lynch.

"This is all your fault Becky, trying to make yourself part of something that has absolutely nothing to do with you!" Charlotte Flair spat.

"Now you know how I've felt my entire career wrestling against you," Becky replied as the officer removed the handcuffs. "Nice job officer," Becky said to the police officer and she took the handcuffs and gave them to Bianca Belair suggestively. "Don't do anything I wouldn't do,"

"Thanks Becky you're the best," Bianca said and Charlotte laughed at Bianca.

"You really are scared of me aren't you? You even got the Man to protect you from me. Can't you stand up to me on your own? What, are you scared I'm going to steal your reputation and your husband? If you keep acting like this I won't have to steal Montez from you, he'll leave you all on your own," Charlotte taunted Bianca and the Braid had heard enough. She whipped her hair and her Braid lashed Charlotte Flair right across the face, splitting the side of the Queen's right cheek.

"Charlotte!" Ric Flair cried out and Becky Lynch applauded with delight.

"Beautiful, just beautiful. See you later Flairs. Next stop New Jersey!" Becky Lynch said calling an Uber for the Flairs. When the Uber arrived, Becky Lynch opened the car door and told Ric and Charlotte to get in. Stephanie watched the whole thing with disgust and she called Hunter and told him what Becky Lynch and Bianca Belair did to Charlotte and Ric Flair.

"You're in big trouble Bianca, I strongly suggest you quit hanging around with the Man, she'll only get you fired," Stephanie McMahon said and she turned to the Street Profits, "I guess we'll have to finish the meeting without Charlotte and Ric,"

The Street Profits nodded and headed back inside the Enigmatic Hotel with Stephanie McMahon leaving Bianca mystified.

"Why is my husband having a meeting with Hunter's ex-wife?" she said folding her arms curiously and she waited for God to let her in on a secret with much bigger consequences then she realised.

"Sorry I didn't hear what you said, I was making out with that police officer," Becky said re-applying her rose gold lip gloss as the police officer left in his cruiser blushing.

"I was just wondering why my husband was hanging out with Stephanie McMahon when Shawn and Amy specifically told him to stay away from her. They told him if he hung out with Stephanie McMahon it could put our marriage in danger and here he is, blatantly disobeying them. I might not know a lot about pro wrestling like you Becky but I do know one thing and that's do not disobey an instruction from a man or woman of God," Bianca said and Becky Lynch looked back and forth dubiously.

"So, no handcuffs for you and Montez tonight?" Becky said disappointed but Belair smiled.

"Are you kidding? With the Flairs in New Jersey I plan on making my husband remember why New York is such a wonderful town. Its time to replace all these bad memories of him messing with Charlotte with good memories of him being tied up, under me," Bianca replied and Becky Lynch lit up proudly and she decided to start a chant of her own.

"E S T! E S T! E S T! E S T!" she chanted and soon the whole of Central Park West was chanting the same thing as Becky and Belair hung out signing autographs before plunging into a local karaoke bar to get drunk until Montez had finished his meeting with Stephanie McMahon. Then, hopefully for Bianca, later on that night, he'd be screaming "E S T!" too.