Chris: (Voiceover, recounting last episode's clips) "Last time on Total Drama, we celebrated our 100th episode with a few surprise guest appearances, and a kidnapping of the host-y kind. But I stayed strong -Hey! (A clip of him screaming over the pit plays) Who put that there? (Clears throat) Duncan & Lindsay found out who sabotaged the last vote, and they made an insurance policy. And Courtney proved to be quite the clumsy kisser." (More Chris screaming footage plays) Ok, someone is SO getting fired! Chef is a stress eater, Mal betrayed Duncan, Gwen stopped Zeke, Duncan kissed her ex, Courtney beats up Duncan, Duncan got flushed." (The screaming clip plays again, then zoom out to Chris in front of a large TV screen, holding the plug) "That is IT! Luckily, nothing gets me out of a bad mood faster than upping the 'ow factor' in a challenge. Stick around to see who goes down, right here on Total Drama All-Stars! Tell the editor to meet me at the flush of shame!"

(Chef just sits in the control room, giggling evilly.)

(Opening credits)

(Cut over to Courtney on Boney Island, punching at a dummy of Duncan angrily.)

Courtney: (Growls) "How could Scott dump me?! (Groans in frustration.) "It's all thanks to that girlfriend stealing jerk-face! But I'm glad he's FINALLY gone!" (Sighs sadly & frowns.) "But I've never got a chance to see him get flushed.."

CONFESSIONAL:

Courtney: "Next time when Duncan shows up, he's gonna pay! Or he's been warning me about Mike all this time.. Is it like Mal or something?"

Scott: (Groans) "I'm SO done with Courtney! It's all thanks to her kissing her *bleep*ing ex! The next time me & Courtney lose, she goes home!" (Growls)

END OF CONFESSIONAL:

(Cut to the loser girl's cabin; where Zoey is sleeping, until she heard a knock on the window, as she woke up.)

Zoey: (Yawns) "Who could that be?"

Lindsay: "Is it Tyler?"

Zoey: "Who?"

Lindsay: "My boyfriend!"

Zoey: "I don't know, Lindsay.."

(Zoey then opens it and Mal is standing there, his hair sticking up and him faking innocence and worry.)

Mal: "Hey Zoey, you ok?"

Zoey: (Sighs sadly) "I still can't believe Duncan's gone... After what happened yesterday. Maybe I should befriends with Courtney.."

Mal: "Uh.. Yeah! You should!"

CONFESSIONAL:

Mal: (Laughs evilly, his hair flipped back down) "Mike might miss the little brainiac, but as far as I'm concerned? Getting rid of Duncan was like scraping gum off my shoe; a bit sticky, but ooh so satisfying."

(Zoom into Mal's mind; pan over to Mike and Chester both walking along a brain-matter wasteland)

Chester: So... much... walking! Why'd I ever agree to go on a quest? (Stops, looking angered) There better not be any of that rock and/or roll music, or-or dancing where we're going!

?: (Off-screen in a feminine-like voice) Vill you keep it down vith zhe babbling? (Pan over to reveal Svetlana, Mike's Russian Gymnast personality, chained to a large boulder and carving a sculpture of a fish out of what appeared to be butter) He might hear you!

Mike: "Svetlana! (Confused) Uh... what are you doing?"

Svetlana: "Mal told me "sculpting fishies vith butter, or cease to exist.""

Mike: "Well it's time to cease his existence! Come with us!"

Svetlana: (Whispering) "Shhh! Stop vith zhe talking! He has zhe ears everyvhere!" (She points up, to reveal several ear shaped clouds hanging above them)

Mike: Ok, that could be a problem."

(Zoom back out to Mal in the confessional)

Mal: "Now to deal with my biggest threat, Lindsay." (Chuckles darkly) "Oh, she's going to pay for sabotaging my sabotage."

END OF CONFESSIONAL:

Mal: (Faking worry) "I have to tell someone, and you're the only one I trust!"

Zoey: "But who?"

Mal: "Probably uh.. Gwen!"

Zoey: "Uh.. Yeah! But who switched the votes to eliminate Cameron?"

Mal: (Shrugs) "I dunno.. Maybe Scott did it."

Zoey: (Gasps, and glares) "I knew he was a snake! After all of this time with Cameron!"

Chris: (Over the loudspeaker) "Attention, maggots! Last one to the edge of the woods drops and gives me fifty! Hup! Hup! Hup!"

(Mal, Zoey & Scott both calmly leave the cabin, while Scott gives a glare on Mal.)

CONFESSIONAL:

Scott: "Mike thinks I've rigged the votes. But no! He did it! He's gonna pay for that! He, Zoey & Courtney, maybe next."

END OF CONFESSIONAL:

(Cut to the edge of the woods, Chris is wearing a military camouflage helmet and sunglasses, with a stern expression on his face. The campers come running in (Gwen at the rear looking exhausted.)

Chris: "At ease, maggots! 'Bout time you got here, I was almost getting bored. (Courtney and Chef enter.) Glad you could join us, Courtney! You know the deal: Last one here equals pushups there."

Courtney: "How many push-ups?"

Chris: "Fifty."

Courtney: (Sighs in annoyance.) "Really?! I was exiled on Boney Island last night!"

Chris: "You mean; (Pulls out his trusty megaphone) I WAS EXILED ON BONEY ISLAND, SIR!" (Courtney rolls her eyes.)

CONFESSIONAL:

Courtney: "He almost made me deaf! But I'm still thinking if I could believe Duncan about something about Mike.."

Lindsay: "I hope Mal doesn't see the DVD that me & Duncan saw a the hotel.."

END OF CONFESSIONALS:

Courtney: (Struggling to do her last push-up) "And.. 50!" (She stands up & starts panting heavily.) "I did break a few sweats.."

Chris: "Listen up, worms. Chef's boot-camp challenge in season one was tough; but this is season five, and things are about to get a whole lot more hurty, with the Chris McLean Obsta-kill Course! -Patent pending." (Pan over to a yard full of tires with flags at both ends) "To win this full-on race challenge and avoid getting flushed, first you'll have to conquer the fun tires!" (Pan over to a steep wooden incline with 5 ropes hanging on it; one is a regular rope, one is more fuzzy, one is covered with strange red substance, one looks like an electrical wire [sparks included] and the last one is red and resembles licorice) "Get through them, and you're on to the rope slope! Some ropes are less reliable than others, so choose wisely! But not TOO wisely, that will spoil the fun, for me." (Pan over to a jungle gym-like ladder over a small pond) "Next, the snapping bars!"

Zoey: "Why are they called that?"

Chris: "Oh, you'll see!" (Pan over to an empty field) "Then it's on to a pleasant run through the 'duck and cover.' Come out of THAT alive, and you're in for a real treat!"

Scott: (Scoffing) "Pfft, piece of cake."

Chris: "Oooh, in that case-

Scott: (Realizes what he said, then groans in fear) "No!"

Chris: "Everyone has to wear a heavy pack for the whole challenge." (Chef tosses the packs onto the ground, the contestants groan.) "Abandon your pack and you'll face a brutal penalty. Seriously, (Chuckles) this is gonna be awesome!"

(Lindsay picks up one of the packs, with Gwen and Zoey whispering behind her.)

Gwen: (Whispering) "Is it true that Duncan kissed Courtney in front of Scott?"

(Zoey nods her head.)

Gwen: (Gasps) "Wow.. I just.. Wow.."

Zoey: "I know, right? Anyways.. Now we just have to survive this challenge!" (Puts her hand on Gwen's shoulder) "At least it's not underground, right?" (They both giggle. While Courtney glares suspiciously at them.)

CONFESSIONAL:

Courtney: "Zoey better not be forming an alliance with Gwen! Or telling her about me kissing Scott, Duncan... Or both!? Gah! Why didn't I take that lip reading course? Just why? But I might think I could befriends with Zoey.."

END OF CONFESSIONAL:

(Mal walks up to Lindsay, smirking.)

Mal: (In his normal voice) "Better watch your step, Blondie."

Lindsay: (Gasps) "You're really Mal! And you might've been the one that switched the votes!"

Mal: (Regains cool, unimpressed) "So what? Who's going to believe you, the most manipulative player in Total Drama history?"

Lindsay: (Glares at him) "I never manipulated everyone!"

Mal: (Grins evily at her.) "Or, did you?" (Snickers evily, pushes her on the floor while Lindsay growls at him.)

CONFESSIONAL:

Lindsay: "Mal must be lying.."

END OF CONFESSIONAL:

Zoey: (Walks up behind Mal and Lindsay) "What are you guys doing?"

Mal: (Looks behind him at Zoey) Oh, (Laughs nervously) "Lindsay tripped and I was just helping her up!" (Drags Lindsay up; smirks evilly) "You should really be more careful."

(Cut to Chris with his megaphone, all the contestants are lined up at the starting line)

Chris: (Over the megaphone) "On your marks, get set, go!" (Chris blows the air horn as they all race towards the tires. Courtney and Scott in the lead.)

Scott: "This is easy!" (He and Courtney keep running along each other until a pole pops up from a tire, and Courtney runs straight into it. Courtney screams and Scott looks back) "Ha! Bye bye bitch!" (He trips and falls into one of the tires, one leg straight up and touching his face. He screams in pain)" My foot is touching my face!"

Chris: (Over the loudspeaker) "You dung beetles didn't think Colonel McLean would give you a straight-ahead challenge, did you?"

(Meanwhile Mal and Zoey are running through a field of tires with geysers of hot water shooting out)

Mal: (Pulls Zoey back just as water jets out of the tire in front of her) "Woah, careful!"

Zoey: (Pulls Mal back as water jets out behind him) "Look out!"

Mal: (Grabs Zoey's hands) "Thanks! We make a great team!" (While Lindsay looks suspicious.)

CONFESSIONAL:

Lindsay: "I didn't know Mal is dating Zoey! But we have to stop him & bring back Mike."

END OF CONFESSIONAL:

(Lindsay runs up to Gwen, who dodges a mallet in the tire in front of her.)

Lindsay: Hey Gwen, I need to talk to you!"

Gwen: "Not now Lindsay, Kind of trying to stay alive!"

Lindsay: (Complains) "But I have a warning! Whatever you do, do not trust Ma-ugh!" (A tire suddenly strikes Lindsay; the camera pans over to Mal, who is smirking evilly as fire jets come up behind him. Lindsay is stuck in the tire as Gwen leaves her behind. Zoey and Mal cross the tire yard finish line)

Chris: (Pulls up with Chef in his jeep) "Mike and Zoey are in the lead! and heading for the rope slope! This oughta be good!"

(Zoey and Mal run up to the rope slope; Mal grabs the red rope, Zoey the fuzzy rope, Mal starts climbing the red rope quickly while Zoey goes more slowly up the fuzzy rope)

Zoey: "What the heck?" (Sniffs the rope)

Mal: (Stops and calls down) "Come on, Zoey; you can do it!"

Zoey: "I'm try-y-y-aachoo!" (Lets go of the rope and falls to the ground)

Chris: "Apparently Zoey's allergic to ropes made of dog hair."

Zoey: "Dog hair?" (Looks disgusted) "Eew!" (Sneezes again)

Mal: (Calls down to Zoey) "Zoey, you ok?"

Zoey: "Keep going! I'll catch up!"

Mal: (Sniffs his rope) "Licorice?" (Chuckles darkly) "Might as well make this more fun for the next guy."

(Mal takes a bite out of the chunk of the rope. Gwen runs up and climbs to dog hair rope until she reaches Zoey, who is on the regular rope.)

Zoey: (Nervously to Gwen) "Uh, are you allergic to dogs?"

Gwen: "Weird question, no."

Zoey: (Giggling) "It's just your rope is- "

Gwen: Huh?" (Sniffs at her rope) Ooh, yuck!

Zoey: (Giggling) "I know, right? So gross!"

(They both giggle while Scott and Courtney arrive at the bottom of the slope.)

Courtney: (yelling at the two of them) "You two better not be talking about me kissing Scott & Duncan!"

Gwen: "I know what happened Courtney!"

CONFESSIONAL:

Courtney: (Sheepishly) "Oops.. I hope I'm not next to go.."

END OF CONFESSIONAL:

Scott: "Not only that, but she kissed her ex, Duncan, while we were going out!" (Courtney glares at him, causing him to smile nervously.) "Like a *bleep*ing maniac!"

Courtney: "Hey! Don't call me that!" (Runs off)

Gwen: (At the top, glaring down at Courtney) "If we survive this, you and I are going to have a little chat, Courtney!"

Courtney: (Sighs sadly) "Fine.."

(Courtney is already up the slope on the dog hair rope, Scott starting to climb the wire rope.)

Courtney: "You have to listen to me, Scott!"

Scott: (Growls) "I told you, I don't want to- (Grabs one of the exposed areas on the wire, and gets shocked repeatedly.)

Chris: (Chuckles) "Looks like someone found my favorite rope! The Zapper!"

(Lindsay runs into the scene, and climbs up the licorice rope to a dazed, roasting Scott.)

Lindsay: "Scott, I need to talk to you."

Scott: "About what, blondie?"

Lindsay: "I'm trying to warn you about-(Scott gets electrocuted again)-"I'll talk about it later.." (While Scott glares at her while getting electrocuted.)

(Lindsay continues up the rope until the licorice snaps. But she grabs onto the top with her good hand before she can fall.)

Lindsay: (Excited) "Yes! I still got it!"

Chris: "Will anyone survive the Obsta-kill Course? Will Scott become a human hot dog? Will I laugh no matter what? Yes to that; but, for all the other answers, stay tuned to Total Drama All-Stars!"

(Commercial break)

(Cut to Mal traversing a set of jungle gym bars, snapping turtles circling the water below and jumping up at him to eat him.)

Chris: "Mike is first to reach the snapping bars! (Pan over to Gwen & Zoey getting on the bars.) "Followed by Gwen & Zoey!"

Gwen: (Yelps and hugs onto the bars as one of the turtles bites at her boots) "So that's why they're called the snapping bars! Hilarious!"

(Lindsay quickly arrives at the snapping bars, sees Mal well on his way across the bars, and jumps onto the top of the monkey bars; She walks with her hands, & reaches where Mal is hovering, and dives down, grabbing onto Mal's legs and bear hugging them.)

Mal: (Growls and tries to shake Lindsay loose) "Let go of me!"

Lindsay: "Not without a fight!"

(Zoom into Mal's brain again; Mike, Chester, and Svetlana still at the fish sculpture)

Mike: "Come on, let us help you break free!" (Svetlana suddenly starts glowing and pulsating transparently. And moaning in pain)

Mike: (Worried) "Svetlana? What's happening?"

Svetlana: (Convulsing dramatically) "Is ...him!"

(Suddenly cut back outside. Mal gasps, then his face changes to resemble Svetlana, only with dark circles under her eyes and a malevolent smile.)

Mal "Svetlana: Svetlana zhe Olympic champion, vith zhe hanging bars!" (Mal Svetlana begins swinging back and forth over and over again, slamming Lindsay into the bars every time, the turtles and the other contestants, except Scott. cringing as they watch.)

CONFESSIONAL:

Zoey: "Hmm ...I thought Mike said he couldn't access his other personalities anymore... At least he didn't turn into that Mal character.."

Courtney: "I honestly feel really bad for Lindsay right now.."

END OF CONFESSIONAL:

(Cut back inside Mal's head, Svetlana continues to fade and holler)

Mike: "Fight it, Svetlana! Fight Mal!"

Svetlana: (Addresses the chain on her ankle.) "Zhe chain!" (Mike grabs the nearby sculpting mallet and smashes the chain, freeing her. Svetlana stops fading and stands.) "Hoorah! Svetlana helps you now!" (High fives Mike as Chester licks at one of the butter stacks.)

(Cut back outside where Mal Svetlana is using her legs to spin Lindsay around like a pinwheel screaming in pain.)

Lindsay: "Stop! PLEASE!"

(Mal Svetlana suddenly gasps, Mal returning.)

Mal: (Confused) "Huh? (Looks down) Woah!" (His arms give way and he hits his jaw on the bar and falls through, into the water.)

(Lindsay lands safely on the bars, sighs in relief and runs to the other side, landing on her feet, groaning in dizziness, and then continuing forward. Mal rises up from the water, and the snapping turtles start leaping and biting at him.)

Zoey: "Mike!"

(Mal resurfaces with bruises and lumps covering his face from where the turtles bit him. He swims quickly out of the water, getting up to his feet, only to collapse on the ground, revealing every inch of his body covered in the same swollen sores.)

Chris: (Cackles, driving by Mal) "Lindsay takes the lead, and Mike just may be out of commission."

CONFESSIONAL:

Mal: "How could Svetlana take off like that?" (His eye widens as he looks to his head) "Mike! Oh, he's messing with my plans!" (He growls and clenches his fists) "I'm coming for you, bro!" (He punches the camera, shattering the glass; the camera feed shuts off.)

END OF CONFESSIONAL:

Zoey: (Overtakes Gwen.) "Hang on, Mike, I'm coming!"

Gwen: (One of the turtles snaps at Gwen's boot) "Hey, not cool!"

Chris: (Over the megaphone) "Ooh, and here comes team 'Break up!'"

(Courtney starts climbing the bars, while Scott is trying to stop her, He grabs onto the bars first; a turtle bites his left butt cheek.)

Scott: (Hollers in pain) "My left butt cheek!" (Hollers again as another turtle bites his right butt cheek) "My right butt cheek! Why is it always my butt?"

Courtney: "Move it, asshole! I didn't make you run all the way to the bars just so you could fall in- (Scott falls into the water; she groans) "You're on your own, liar!" (She crosses the bars without him.)

Zoey: (Kneels down to Mal and shakes his shoulder) "Come on! We better catch up before Scott wins!"

Mal: "You go ahead, Scott might've been the one that switched the votes.."

Zoey: "You said that already."

Mal: (Sighs) "I know.."

Zoey: "Well, ok, but be careful!" (Runs off)

Mal: (Grins evilly) "Oh, I always am!"

(Cut to an open field with some rocks; Zoey runs past the rocks, and Lindsay pops up from behind one of the rocks)

Lindsay: (Zoey stops) "Zoey, can we please talk for a minute?"

Zoey: "We'll do it later, Lindsay." (She runs off again.)

Lindsay: (Runs after Zoey) "Wait! Wait! I'm warning you about this, and I can tell you that- "(Lindsay is suddenly struck by a leech, which swells up fast.)

Zoey: "Ewww! Are you ok?"

Lindsay: (Groaning in pain.) "Maybe.."

Chris: (Over the megaphone) "Forgot to mention, (Pan over to him and Chef, Chef is holding a leechball gun) "This is Chef's favorite spot to unwind with some leechball target practice! So, you better duck, and you better find cover."

(Chef fires another leech, which gets Zoey in the face. She pulls it off, but Lindsay gets more leeches shot to her face.)

Lindsay: "Oh, Tyler help me.."

(Even more leeches are shot at Lindsay; Zoey jumps and rolls behind one of the rocks; after some leeches miss her, she runs off again.)

Chris: "And Zoey takes the lead!"

(Meanwhile, Gwen catches up with Courtney as they both enter the field, Scott tries to follow behind until Mal grabs him and pulls him behind a bush, whispering something in his ear.)

Scott: So you're saying Lindsay convinced Duncan to kiss Courtney to drive a wedge between us?"

Mal: (Nods) "Yes!"

Scott: (Confused) "A wedge of what? Cheese?"

CONFESSIONAL:

Mal: (Facepalms and groans)

END OF CONFESSIONAL:

Mal: (Frustrated) Let's put it this way: Lindsay used Duncan's lips to kiss YOUR ex-girlfriend!

Scott: (Angered) "Now THAT I understand. I'm still taking her down about what she've did!" (He runs off, only to have the straps of his backpack catch in a bush) "Ugh, lousy pack!" (He slips out of the backpacks) "Forget this!" (He runs off without it)

Mal: "What about the penalty?"

Scott: (Smirking) "I'll deal with it when I win!"

(Cut to a rock; a series of leeches are shot at the rock, where they cling to the rock. Gwen peeks from behind the rock, and then ducks back down, with Courtney)

Gwen: "So you admit you kissed Duncan, while you were with Scott?"

Courtney: "No, Duncan kissed me!" (Groans) "That jerk.."

Gwen: "Why would he do that?"

Courtney: "Maybe he thinks he still love me?"

Gwen: (Stammering as Courtney glares at her) "Sure, yeah, of course! It's just, it kind of came out of nowhere!"

CONFESSIONAL:

Courtney: "Does Duncan still love me?"

END OF CONFESSIONAL:

(Cut to Zoey ducking and weaving between the rocks, and creeping up behind a bush.)

Zoey: "Nearly there!" (She creeps around the bush, but her backpack gets caught) "Ugh, oh come on!" (Suddenly a series of leeches rain down on her as she pitifully tries to block them.)

(Cut back to Gwen and Courtney.)

Gwen: "So Scott doesn't trust you anymore?"

Courtney: "Of course! He still thinks I kissed Duncan, while he kissed me!"

Gwen: "I know. But did you kiss Alejandro?"

Courtney: "Yes Gwen, but it was years ago! Me & Scott weren't going out, & I broke up with Duncan that time!"

Gwen: "Ok then.. I believe you.."

Chris: (Over the megaphone) "Hey Bickersons, less whining, more ouching! (Gwen peeks over the rock, only to take a leech to the face) "Better."

(Gwen ducks back behind the rock, and plucks the leech off his head.)

Gwen: "You were saying?"

Courtney: "I think Scott is trying to betray me, A LOT! So can we vote him off next?"

Gwen: "Absolutely." (They both run off.)

CONFESSIONAL:

Courtney: "I think I'm starting to think about Duncan again.. I should've not beat him up yesterday about what happened.."

END OF CONFESSIONAL:

(Lindsay stumbles behind Mal and falls to her knees, 4 leeches clinging to her face.)

Mal: (Faking worry) "Hey! Oooh, you want some help with those leeches?"

Lindsay: "I would love too!"

Mal: "Nah.. (He kicks Lindsay in the chest and sends her backwards a few feet. He then runs back and laughs as three more leeches grab onto her face.) "See you in the toilet, bitch!"

(Mal runs off. Lindsay growls in pure rage and leaps into the air, the leeches all shake off of her.)

CONFESSIONAL:

Lindsay: "Remember, don't kick a beautiful girl in the chest! Especially Mal!"

END OF CONFESSIONAL:

(Mal runs up to Zoey, who is still covered in leeches)

Mal: (Kneels down) "Zoey! Here, here, let me! (He picks all the leeches off of Zoey and they run off together.)

Zoey: "Thanks, Mike!"

Mal: "I owed you one; and we're a team, remember? Now let's win this thing-Woah!"

(They skid to a halt as they reach the edge of a cliff, a zip-line over the ravine, and Chris standing on the other side of the gap on the cliff opposite.)

Chris: (Over the megaphone) "Told yah you were in for a real treat! This is it, maggots: the final obstacle! All you gotta do is to get to where I'm standing, alive!"

Mal: (Groans in annoyance) "How are we supposed to do that?!"

Chris: "Hello, backpacks?"

(Zoey and Mal throw their packs to the ground and open them up, pulling out zip-lining equipment.)

Zoey: "Zip-lining! Of course!"

Lindsay: (Now right behind them) "Well! Looks like I've found you!" (Then she looks at the cliff & gasps in shock.) "I think I'm gonna die.."

Zoey: "You're gonna be fine, Lindsay."

Lindsay: "I hope so Zoey.. (She quickly affixes her T-bar and harness to the line) "See you in the toilet, Mal!" (She pushes off, cheering.)

Zoey: "Did she just say 'Mal?'"

(Nervously as he fixes his equipment to the line) "Oh no, heheh. She said, 'friend.' Let's go together, the increased weight will make us faster!"

Zoey: (Grabs onto Mal, cooing) "Oh, you sound like Cam!"

(Mal and Zoey take off, catching up to Lindsay, as Courtney, Gwen & Scott run up to the zip-line.)

Scott: "You didn't say we were gonna NEED our packs!"

Courtney: (Glaring at Scott) "You ditched your pack?"

Chris: "Told you there'd be a penalty, bro!"

CONFESSIONAL:

Scott: "Ok, so I had to hang from a rope by my hands; (Smirks) no big thing! Back on the farm, my cousins and me used to have contests to see who could hang on the laundry lines the longest over a nest of fire ants! And I mostly won!" (Sighs happily) "Good times.."

END OF CONFESSIONAL:

(Scott spits on his hands and rubs them together, and then he grabs onto the rope, following Gwen and Courtney slowly.)

Courtney: "So long, mother*bleep*er!"

(Scott growls angrily at them.)

Chris: "The race for last place begins, as the race for first is about to end! Lindsay looks unbeatable over here, but wait!" (Zoey and Mal are catching up)

Lindsay: "Huh?"

Zoey: "It doesn't look like we're going to pass her!"

Mal: "Zoey, hold the line!" (Zoey obeys)

Zoey: "Huh? Mike!" (Mal leaps onto Lindsay, grabbing her legs tightly) What are you- (Zoey speeds up)!

Mal: "Now tell me, where the DVD is! Or else I'll kill you, & Tyler.."

Lindsay: "I, uh.. (Smiles sheepishly.) Threw it away!"

Mal: "You what?!"

CONFESSIONAL:

Lindsay: (Looks around) "No I didn't, I hid it in my skirt this whole time!" (Takes the DVD out of her skirt.)

END OF CONFESSIONAL:

(The line comes loose from the combined weight, sending both of them plummeting into the water below.)

Chris: "And Mike throws himself under the bus so that Zoey wins immunity!"

Mal: (Cheering to Zoey. Doesn't notice Lindsay was smirking evily at him) "Way to go, Zoey!"

CONFESSIONAL:

Lindsay: "Mal doesn't belong to juvie, he belongs to jail! At least Duncan didn't end up in jail for blowing up a mansion."

Zoey: "Lindsay didn't say, "friend." ...Did Mike do that for me, or for Mal? I need to keep a closer eye on him..."

END OF CONFESSIONAL:

(Courtney and Gwen zoom in where a crash land was heard.)

Chris: (Chuckles) "Bonus ouchies! You can count your bruises while I'm counting the elimination votes tonight! Zoey's safe tonight from the Flush of Shame, so who's going home, I wonder?"

(Zoey looks around suspiciously, Mal and Lindsay glare at each other, and Courtney is preening her hair while Gwen narrows her eyes.)

Scott: (Still marooned on the zip-line) "Hello, a little help here?" (Suddenly, his hands slip, as he falls off the zip-line screaming, & a loud thud was heard.)

(Cut to the campfire ceremony, at night.)

Chris: "Ok, so.. Zoey has immunity so you're safe. Now, did I mention that I was gonna count the votes tonight? Well, as of today; no vote is required!"

(Everyone gasps in shock.)

Lindsay: "What do you mean?"

Chris: Well.. As you can see- (Chef rolls Scott in, who is sitting on a wheelchair in a full-body cast.) -Scott is too injured to continue! So, as rules in my cruel streak dictate, he must be flushed!"

(Courtney smirks evily at him as he puts his head down in defeat.)

CONFESSIONAL:

Courtney: "I knew that gliding without a pack was a bad idea. But I heard Zoey was talking about Mal.. But who is he? And speaking of Scott; I never even liked him anyway, not after he lied to me about me kissing Duncan."

END OF CONFESSIONAL:

Chris: "Since Zoey won the challenge, she and a camper of her choice can get to enjoy the spa, along with yours truly, and Gwen."

Gwen: "Nuh-uh! No way!"

Chris: "You said what now?"

Gwen: "I can't take another night stuck in that hotel with you!" (Points at Chris.)

Chris: (Sighs & looks away) "Fine! Boney Island it is!"

(Gwen gasps in shock.)

Chris: "So, Zoey, who yah bringing?"

Zoey: "Mike! He's the only reason I won!"

Mal: (Leans in and hugs Zoey, faking being touched) "Aww, really? You're the best!" (Everyone just stares lovingly at them.)

CONFESSIONAL:

Lindsay: "At least I'm saved from elimination."

END OF CONFESSIONAL:

(Cut to the flush of shame with Scott in it.)

Chris: "So, any last words, dirt boy?"

(Scott was seen muffling angrily in the body cast.)

Chris: "Sorry! I can't hear a word you're saying!" (Activates the button, flushing Scott with a muffled scream as he was sent down to the drain.) "Will the contestants continue to find out about Mike? Will Courtney express her feelings to Duncan again? You'll just have to find out next time, when the Final Five become the Fortunate Four! Right here, on Total, Drama, All-Stars!"

(End credits)

Surprised? Were you? Yep! Scott just got evacuated due to his injuries! And I bet you're all happy that Lindsay is saved.
Stay tuned for episode 11!