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"oh shut up "luke walked in with silena,charlie,annabeth" oh luke slept with a tree"percy laughed making luke push him against the wall "say it again i dare you "luke said "calm down Luke"annabeth said "to be honest its a little funny but its really cute" thalia smiled at him. luke took the disk from travis and Conner "percy leave the poor guy alone "sally said " he was fourteen and just lost his bestfriend and i'm pretty sure we all slept in that tree at one time or another"silena said " yea like when travis and conner prank people" charlie said "you must of been out there alot"luke said " thats what chiron and mr.d thinks"charlie said " you snuck in cabin 10 and fucked silena didn't you "luke said "not my fault her room is soundproof when its locked"charlie said "damn thats what the hermes cabin needs you probably can hear chris and Clarisse and thalia and Luke on Olympus "percy said " oh no we hear you and annabeth more then them"Aphrodite said "yea and we can hear you and whoever from under the water" triton laughed "the night Silena and charlie do it you have to hid if your in cabin 9 or 10" drew said "what were not that loud"charlie defended himself "oh really cabin six can hear you to and what you say don't let us sleep"annabeth said "oh yea we hear malcom and every girl in camp every night"clarisse said when nyssa walked in with mark " oh and little miss perfect and mark all night damn don't you guys sleep"sherman said "no we don't "mark said "well i wish we weren't behind them and hear that"Hephaestus facepalmed "you think "ares said"what we're just catching up on it"mark laughed
"oh my gods mark shut up"Nyssa yelled" ok officially grossed out"Charlie and Hephaestus said"at least it wasn't about your parents"luke laughed "oh gross "silena pretended to gag but smiled "i love you but you need to take a shower"Aphrodite told Hephaestus who was hugging her from behind "yea yea "Hephaestus said "oh gods what we walk in on "Daedalus said with his sister Bea wise and her friend Arnold beefcake behind him " i don't want to know "bea said laughing "dickhead's here"Arnold said making bea laugh "hey don't be impudent"bea said "what does that even mean brainy"arnold looked confused " it means not showing due respect for another person"bea said glaring at him "you only saying that because you still have feelings for the dick"arnold said "θα σε σκοτώσω"bea yelled(i'll kill you ) "εντάξει, δοκιμάστε το κορίτσι της Αθηνάς"arnold said (ok, try Athena's kid) as bea tried to stab him "εντάξει εντάξει, παρακαλώ Bea, δεν τον αξίζει"triton stopped her (ok ok, please Bea, he does not deserve it) "why should I listen to you "bea screamed at triton and punched him."σας παρακαλούμε bea"he said (please bea) still holding her back from arnold and everyone watching in aww "great skank here"hebe said walking in with amphitrite and Hera ,Natalie, roy,emily "who you calling a skank "bea said "duh you"hebe said "oh you wanna see skank "bea muttered under her breath "do it"arnold stood next to ares,athena,Aphrodite and held Elle "what is she going to do"fredrick asked "oh you'll see"arnold smirked as bea kissed Triton who didn't hesitate to kiss her back and slid his hand up her shirt.
"oh i've missed this"bea thought as triton wrapped his arms around her waist "ok ok please stop i'm gonna gag cuz"arnold said "fuck you"hebe stormed out of Poseidon's cabin "and that is what you and uncle percy look like annabeth"natalie said after bea pulled away from Triton. " oh you pissed her off" athena said "um don't you pretty much live to piss her off"triton said "it's not like she doesn't do it to you"paolo said " and you speak English"the demigods and some the gods said "yes i do but alot easy to speak portagess and it pisses most the gods off" Paolo said as Chiara and daimen and ethan walked in "meaning your mom and grandmother"chiara laughed "yes beautiful daughter of tyche"paolo said "you better watch it "daimen glared "get over yourselves chiara your grandmother is Aphrodite just admit you and daimen are dating"Clarisse laughed as chiara and daimen looked at the ground "um certain daughters of Aphrodite are getting the fuck beat out of them by ares and Apollo kids"Ethan said "finally action"mark pulled Clarisse out "yea and it the no offense but its the slut cabin getting beat "harley walked in "we are so watching this"silena giggled "these are your sibling were talking about"chris said "so they deserve it especially if the Hephaestus cabin joins in to"silena and Aphrodite said as katie ran into the room "KATIE GARDENER I SWEAR"travis yelled "what happened"silena noticed katie crying "don't turn all momma bear on us Beauregard"katie said "tell. .or i will make all you girls make overs and make the boys freak"silena glared "my dad he didn't even acknowledge the letters from during the war like who does that"katie cried " geez theres a lot of steps "travis went straight to Katie and sat her in his lap "if it was me i would tell him to fuck off"charlie said making katie laugh "well that is a first
"travis said "bet you been holding that in for years" katie finally said "nah you tend to get over that part of your life but parents relationship or step dads"charlie got cut off by silena saying "ok they don't need the details babe""sorry "charlie said "try step moms "chiara said as charlie and katie hit her with a pillow "well at least your dad doesn't hate me"Travis laughed "leave that job for my mom"katie kissed him "eww gross"Demeter appeared "um shouldn't it be the other way around love"karmanor said "yea dad it is "chrysothemis said "how you get here"trition asked "i am related to hermes "chrysothemis blushed "ok gross"Demeter wrapped herself in karmanor " ok fucking stop mother me and Eubouleus know you give more of a fuck about persephone then us "chrysothemis hugged Poseidon "yea not caring"Eubouleus appeared "katieeeee"katie little sister daisy ran in screaming and hugged her as Connor and Cecil ran after her "ok way to be dicks you two"Chris picked daisy up "who gave you sugar"travis took daisy from chris "percy"miranda said "you never give stolls or Cecil sugar they be up all night"chris said "by the way who knew malcom had a thing for Laurel"Cecil jumped on the bed "oh she hot but we have enough hitters"connor said kissing miranda "yea you better "miranda said "and you all think Clarisse is a hand full"chris said getting Cecil off the bed
"come on you guys fucking knock it off"luke smacked their heads as Clarisse Micheal,lee,mark walked in arguing about a chariot "not again"silena pouted against Charlie "whats up with everyone"Harmonia asked "ares and apollo fighting again"charlie said "ok boring"Harmonia messed with silena's and Charlie's hair "connor get off me"silena screamed "Chris is going to kill me"Connor said. hey Britomartis is coming"Harmonia told Eubouleus "why the hell haven't i killed zeus yet"Eubouleus walked in with a guy who was looking at Harmonia and held a little girl and boy."why does every guy do that"percy said making everyone look at the guy and britomartis "kids go sit on the bed "the male whispered to the kids as he sits them down "ok daddy"the little girl said pulling her brother to the bed "cad"Harmonia said with shock but smiled "what the hades is he doing here"Asclepius yelled pulling Harmonia to him "leave mommy alone" the little boy ran to Harmonia "don't even think of it "Harmonia glared at Asclepius "you ok mommy"he asked Harmonia "yea fine illyrius "she looked at Cadmus while she pick illyrius up "semele on the bed mommy"illyrius said as Harmonia saw cadmus getting ready to punch Asclepius "you ok "Harmonia asked Cadmus after setting illyrius on the bed with semele and walking over to him "i thought he was going to hit you my love "cadmus whispered picking her up "he was just a fuck boy and i've always loved you"Harmonia whispered and wrapped herself around him as cadmus kissed her."hestia is getting fucked"micheal kahale laughed "by who "jason said "Nerites i think remeber not so good with greek names "micheal said "brothers like sisters"amphitrite said walking in with Artemis and apollo and zoë "at least it wasn't zeus"zoë laughed "aren't you supposed to be with your dad"apollo said "no i love bugging you "zoë said as hermes,kym, pleione,Hesperis,leto,hecate walked in "ok too many people in here"cecil said "campfire"luke said "finally you people say that" a blond kid said "i been here since i was 14 but who the fuck is that"luke said "your dad said to keep your mouth shut Maggie"a girl the same age said "maggie who names their son Maggie"hermes rolled on the floor " first were from Boston, Massachusetts and maggie is short for Magnus"the blond said " ok Magnus parent"luke said "i don't think you would know him "magnus said "try me "luke said "he is the twin of freya and the husband of gerd and the son of njord and the god of peace, fertility, wealth, rain, summer, and sunshine."magnus smirked "who the fuck they"chris said "frey norse god like i said been here since i was 14"luke said "alex and blitzen "magnus pointed to the others "alright chase but i better not get killed by my uncle"blitzen said "only i can say that i been killed by my uncle "magnus said "sorry dude thats sucks" blitzen rubbed his neck "ok alex fierro daughter of Loki"she said "blitzen son of freya"he said "theres your answer "magnus rolled his eyes "magnus chase be nice"blitzen said "oh damn any chance your related to an annabeth"luke said as magnus took Sumarbrander his sword to luke's neck "i wouldn't do that if i was you"silena filed her nails "why it matter"magnus said "he was just asking"alex kissed magnus "age"luke asked "16 anymore questions "magnus said "yea to the first one"Luke said "yes"magnus yelled "no way chase has a cousin"Clarisse said "yea well technically 3 but we don't talk about the other two"magnus said "dude come on really your mom listens better then you"frey said smirking "oh gross "blitzen said as kym laid her 6 year old son Anthony and three year old daughter keke on the bed "Kym"Triton said "don't worry i'm not staying mom and dad didn't want me around in the first place and i'm sure it didn't change when they got divorced"kym said as triton glared "Please"keke said "i will lock this door if you don't "frey said sitting next to Athena."look if i wanted to get raped i would have just stayed with Briares"kym stormed out of the cabin
"well that happened"magnus said "mommy"keke hid under the covers "she be back always does"Anthony said just as kym walked back in and went under the covers with keke."well were going to get cookies"Eubouleus said "cookies me like cookies"keke jumped off the bed "really you had to say that"kym sat up in the bed "mommy this is cookies we talking bout"keke was in Eubouleus's arms "fine but your watching them"kym smirked taking keke from Eubouleus "are you two dating or something"Poseidon had athena on his lap " duh its obvious now can we go" Aphrodite said leading them outside