Chapter 10: BONUS: i love all my idiot children

Lion-of-the-Wind has now entered a private chat with UnversedInEmotion!

Vanitas

WHos that

Youre Vanitas

no

You litrally have Unversed in your name

its a normal word

is it?

How are you alive?

well if i were this vanitas guy id be dead apparantly

im sure he was a GREAT guy though

whoever he is

Vanitas this isn't funny.

but im not vanitas

im vanilla

Are you kidding me

maybe

i live under your bed and ill eat all your cereal

I'll tell Aqua about this.

Who knows what you're planning

aqua? you mean that diamondduster chick

YOU KNOW HER

yea i know her cuz we fought on heartstagram

the platform youre using right now?

no relation otherwise

You said, and I quote,

"at age 12 I was born without a face"

what of it

Who does that?

its called shitposting get with it old man

youre bullying a 13 yr old

…

mom said to block people who r mean to me

I'm not bullying you though?

but you keep saying im vanitas

when this vanitas is Very Dead

and im not

That's because everything points to you being Vanitas!

Who else are you?!

thats none of your business old man

youre prolly an old man and this is a SCHEME

get bent creepy old man

Lion-of-the-WInd has been blocked by UnversedInEmotion! You can no longer interact with their posts or send them private messages!

Oh come on

theres_a_new_land has created a groupchat with MysteriousYam, Novum, and angels_in_flight!

theres_a_new_land has named the groupchat fwiends

Novum: Hello?

theres_a_new_land: Hi this is Taivas!

theres_a_new_land: Since we're all friends now we gotta have a groupchat!

angels_in_flight: We gotta.

MysteriousYam: May I add someone else then?

theres_a_new_land: ofc!

Novum: is it who I think it is

MysteriousYam: yes

MysteriousYam has added UnversedInEmotion to the group fwiends!

MysteriousYam has changed UnversedInEmotion's nickname to vanilla!

theres_a_new_land: Good thinking we all need nicknames!

theres_a_new_land has changed angels_in_flight's nickname to database-for-brains!

database-for-brains has changed theres_a_new_land's nickname to adorkable!

adorkable: aw

vanilla: gross

vanilla: who r these losers

MysteriousYam: Our new friends!

vanilla: the one rep punched

vanilla: also

vanilla has changed Novum's nickname to stabby!

Stabby: I apologized!

database-for-brains: yes and we forgive him

vanilla: cool

vanilla: anyway what is this

vanilla: and who r u people

vanilla: but first

vanilla has changed MysteriousYam's nickname to paint water

database-for-brains: This is a groupchat.

vanilla: like a chat but big

database-for-brains: yes.

paint water: I'll tell you more if you want

paint water: what is this nickname

vanilla: drink paint water

paint water: but I don't?

vanilla: you want to sometimes

paint water: no comment

database-for-brains: I'm Himoyachi

adorkable: And I'm Taivas!

adorkable: And who are you?

vanilla: vanilla apparently

database-for-brains: apparently

stabby: He's not telling us so he must suffer. We call him Vanilla.

paint water: because he tried to eat the vanilla sugar when we made ice cream.

vanilla: u did Not have to tell em that

stabby: Like the fact you keep shredding my pencils

stabby: Why by the way

vanilla: u can just. thow me out if it bothers u so much

paint water: no! pencils are less important than friends.

adorkable: you guys live together?

stabby: He kinda bounces between our places

stabby: Don't ask

adorkable: Maybe we could meet sometime!

vanilla: no

stabby: He's shy and hates human contact

database-for-brains: none of us are human, technically.

paint water: he's not human either and he feels bad about it.

vanilla: I DO NOT

stabby: Wouldnt you like to hold those pencils, shadow boy

vanilla: ILL SHRED YOUR HOMEWORK

stabby: I can see you type with grandpa speed

vanilla: NOT ALL OF US HAVE FINGERS DIPSHIT

database-for-brains: auto-correct can fill in words for you

database-for-brains: you type a few letters and suggestions appear

adorkable: You guys get along well!

paint water: it's nice to hear him speak when he usually can't.

paint water: we ca get to know him better like this

vanilla: u guys wanna. learn about me.

paint water: we won't press you for details but yes!

stabby: Actually no he started speaking just to laugh at me

paint water: you're happy he's learning though

stabby: Perhaps

vanilla: sap

stabby: Why do I even bother

vanilla: cuz u LIKE me

vanilla: & I help with ur MATH HOMEWORK

stabby: How can you do numbers that fast

vanilla: I dunno

vanilla: experience

adorkable: I have a calculator in my brain!

paint water: good for you?

database-for-brains: he's excited to talk, give him some time

adorkable: wait wait wait

paint water: what is it?

adorkable: I used to be like. digital.

adorkable: And that's still. My brain n stuff

adorkable: could i

adorkable: Could i go inside computers like some cyber ghost?

adorkable: WITH MY MIND?

vanilla: go for it kid!

database-for-brains: dont encourage this

database-for-brains: he just fainted. Hello?

database-for-brains: hes not waking up

database-for-brains: what did he even do?

paint water: oh no

stabby: Thats bad

adorkable: No I'm here!

database-for-brains: You Are Still Unconcious

adorkable: No I'm not!

adorkable: My concious is just here

stabby: In the groupchat

adorkable: Yea!

vanilla: amazing.

vanilla: u should change peoples passwords

vanilla: itd be funny

stabby: It would

paint water: you too?

database-for-brains: my bg just changed from dark mode to light mode?

vanilla: now THATS evil

database-for-brains: he woke up

adorkable: I'm back!

adorkable: My brain has wifi

adorkable: being an android is the best thing ever

adorkable: idk how my insides work

adorkable: but i can computer

stabby: A fair price to pay

adorkable: INDEED

adorkable: ANYWAY

adorkable: i actually made this chat for a reason!

database-for-brains: oh right i forgot

adorkable: We should all meet up sometime!

adorkable: Vanilla excluded if he doesn't want to

vanilla: hmmmm

paint water: that sounds nice.

database-for-brains: we could go shopping together

database-for-brains: since repliku is in his rebel phase

stabby: How'd you know

database-for-brains: experience

database-for-brains: we're cousins now it's family tradition

stabby: I

stabby: I guess it is

adorkable: I know this really cool mall

adorkable: A friend showed me and they have SO much stuff

database-for-brains: they have cute accesoires

paint water: cute you say?

database-for-brains: very cute

paint water: stabby, what do you think?

stabby: …

stabby: Do they have cool stuff

adorkable: Yea!

stabby: Alright

adorkable: YEA!

vanilla: Ill be around

database-for-brains: needlessly ominous

vanilla: what else

database-for-brains: then next saturday, I'll text you world and adress?

stabby: I'll be there

paint water: i know you want a leather jacket.

stabby: HEY

vanilla: salty cuz she called you out

stabby: Who's even teaching you these words?

AN: Lion-of-the-Wind is Ventus, if you couldn't tell. Other chat names can be found in the previous bonus chapter. I should just slam chapters out here till this is caught up with ao3 because i keep FORGETTING.

also ffnet won't let me format text to the right so middle it is