Scene: Outside, day time. Oliver and Harry appear, carrying a trunk. They put it down.
"Whoa, whoa! Why the hell am I training before I get my broom?" Harry asked.
Oliver shrugged.
Oliver: Quidditch is easy enough to understand. Each team has seven players, 3 chasers, 2 beaters, 1 keeper, that's me, and a seeker, that's you. There are three kinds of balls.
He picks up a red one.
Oliver: This one's called the Quaffle. Now, the chasers handle the Quaffle and try to put it through one of those three hoops.
Oliver points to a faraway Quidditch pitch.
Oliver: The keeper, that's me, defends the hoops.
Oliver throws ball to Harry.
Oliver: With me so far?
Harry and Wood were both as confused as hell. This didn't happen before Harry had gotten his broom.
'Honestly can't they get anything right?' Harry muttered.
Harry throws the ball back.
Harry: I think so. What are those?
He points to two squirming chained down balls.
'Bludgers, of course. The ones-
'we stop-
'little Harry-kins.' Fred and George completed.
Harry groaned but smiled at the twins. They had been his older brothers sever since his 1st year.
Oliver: ...You better take this.
Oliver hands Harry a small bat. He bends down and releases one ball. With an angry growl, it flies off into the air. The two boys watch it.
Harry: Careful now, it's comin' back.
The balls comes whizzing down, and Harry cracks at it with the bat. The ball soars off through a statue.
Oliver: Eh, not bad, Potter, you'd make a fair beater...Uh-oh.
The ball zooms down, and Oliver grabs it, wriggling to get it back in the box. He succeeds and is out of breath.
Oliver: Bludger. Nasty little buggers. But the only ball I want you to worry about is this...the Golden Snitch.
He hands Harry a walnut sized golden ball.
'of course, you've to be good at everything.' Ron muttered.
'Aww Ron. Who is good at chess? Or the wizarding world?' Harry asked after hugging Ron.
Ron turned red.
Others sniggered.
Harry: I like this ball.
Oliver: Ah, you like it now. Just wait. It's wicked fast and damn near impossible to see.
"Agreed," Harry nodded. 'At least they got this right.'
Harry: What do I do with it?
Oliver: You catch it...before the other team's seeker. You catch this, the game is over. You catch this, Potter, and we win.
'Yes Harry. You've any idea how proud I'm. You got into the Quidditch team as a 1st year.' James sr. boated.
Lily sr. smacked him across his face. 'You and Quidditch.' She started muttering.
'Oww woman!' James sr. said.
The ball flutters out two delicate wings and jumps into the air. Harry keeps an eye on it.
Harry: Whoa.
'This is so beautiful.' A muggle couple said.
Others looked at them. Mr. and Mrs. Granger were standing there.
'MUM! DAD!' Hermione shouted and hugged them.
The witches and wizards looked around. It was shocking and awkward to see their Minister hugging someone except her children and family. They are family, though.
Scene:
Professor Flitwick's class. The teacher is very short, and is standing on a bunch of books.
Flitwick: One of a wizard's most rudimentary skills is levitation, the ability to make objects fly. Uh, do you all have your feathers?
Hermione raises her feather.
'Oh no, it's this lesson,' Ron muttered. 'Make the gar nice and long.'
'Shut up.' Hermione rolled her eyes at her husband.
Flitwick: Good. Now, uh, don't forget the nice wrist movement we've been practicing, hmm? The swish and flick. Everyone.
All: The swish and flick.
Professor Flitwick: Good. And enunciate. Wingardium Leviosa. Off you go then.
Draco: Wingardium Levio-saaa.
'It's honestly not that hard. Why the hell did no one get it?' Hermione said and groaned.
All practice.
Ron: Wingardium Leviosar.
Ron whacks feather with wand numerous times.
Hermione stared at her husband.
'You have speaking issues.' She said angrily.
'No, I don't. This is some actor who can't speak.' Ron argued.
'We remember this. Lily and Snape got it right in their first time. I, James and Moony got it right the 2nd time.' Sirius said knowingly.
His two friends' nod.
Hermione: Stop, stop, stop. You're going to take someone's eye out. Besides, you're saying it wrong. It's Leviosa, not Leviosar.
'What?! It's make the gar nice and long.' Ron imitated Hermione. Hermione smacked him across his head.
Others snigger.
Ron: You do it then if you're so clever. Go on, go on.
'Oh, I'll don't worry.' Hermione said cleverly.
Ron groaned.
Hermione straightens up and swishes her wand.
Hermione says clearly: Wingardium Leviosa.
The feather glows and lifts up. Ron puts his head on his books dejectedly.
Hermione was laughing so hard. Ron was looking annoyed.
Others were laughing as well.
Flitwick: Oh, well done! See here, everyone! Ms. Granger's done it! Oh, splendid!
'Of course, you have. Mrs know-it-all.' Ron said irritated.
Hermione was still laughing.
Seamus begins swishing at his feather.
Seamus: Wingard Levosa. Wingard Levosa.
Flitwick to Hermione: Well, done, dear.
BOOOM! Seamus' feather explodes. Flitwick gasps.
'Why am I an exploding person? I never exploded anything except cauldrons.' Seamus cried.
'Those were expensive.' Snape said slyly.
The students groan.
Flitwick: Whooaaa! Ooh.
Harry: I think we're going to need another feather over here, Professor.
'WTF! This makes us look so stupid.' Harry muttered irritatingly to the screen.
Scene: Neville, Harry, Ron and Seamus are walking through a courtyard with other students all around.
Ron: It's Leviosa, not Leviosar. Honestly, she's a nightmare. No wonder she hasn't got any friends!
'What the… Ronald Weasley apologise right now to Hermione! Mrs. Weasley said to Ron with a severe glare.
Ron cowered. Even after growing up, he still feared his mother.
'It's okay Mrs. Weasley. It was some 30 years ago.' Hermione said.
Mrs. Weasley nodded but was still glaring at Ron.
Hermione bustles past, sniffling.
Harry: I think she heard you.
Ron looked at Hermione sorrowfully. "I was a jerk to you, too I'm sorry.'
'It's okay!' Hermione smiled at Ron.
Scene: Night, in the great hall. It is Halloween. Everyone is eating candy, and Jack O'Lanterns are keeping the place lit. There is chatter.
"That is so so so so cool!" Dudley said, his eyes widened. His parents shook their heads.
'Honestly, there are so many words in the English language.' Hermione shook her head.
Harry: Where's Hermione?
Neville: Parvati Patil said that she wouldn't come out of the girl's bathroom. She said that she'd been in there all afternoon...crying.
"Actually, we overheard Parvati saying that to Lavender!" Harry said, narrowing his eyes.
'They can't do anything right.' Ron muttered.
Ron and Harry exchange glances. Suddenly, Professor Quirrell comes flying into the room, screaming.
Quirrell: TROLL! IN THE DUNGEON! T-TROOLLL IN THE DUNGEON!
He stops and there is utter silence in the room.
Quirrell: Thought you ought to know.
He falls over in a dead faint.
'You know, I should have just not alert you at all about the troll, then let it kill you all! Then I could have easily got the Philosopher's Stone!" Quirrell said thoughtfully.
'Honestly, if you had brains. Dumbledore was there. He would have saved us.' Harry said angrily.
Quirrell shrugged.
The room is silent, and then everyone freaks, screaming and running.
Dumbledore: SILLLLLEEENNNNCEEEEE!
Everyone stops.
Proffesor Dumbledore: Everyone will please, not panic. Now, Prefects will lead their houses back to the dormitories. Teachers will follow me to the dungeons.
"Wait a minute. The Slytherin dormitories are in the dungeons," Albus jr. and Scorpius cried.
Slytherins nod their head.
Girl: Hufflepuff, this way!
Boy: Stay together!
"Percy is being so dramatic, I remember this!" Fred and George said together.
Snape looks aghast, and he disappears through a doorway.
Scene: Percy is leading the house down a hall.
"Yes Percy!" George cried.
Percy: Gryffindors...keep up please. And stay alert!
"Yes Gryffindors, stay alert, or the big old troll will get you!" Fred laughed. George pretended to be a troll.
Others start laughing.
Harry: How could a troll get in?
Ron: Not by itself. Trolls are really stupid. Probably people playing jokes.
Suddenly, Harry stops and pulls Ron aside.
Ron: What?
Everyone nodded in agreement. "Trolls are stupid," Hermione said. They are very dull.'
Harry: Hermione! She doesn't know!
"Thanks for thinking of me Harry," Hermione said.
Harry muttered something.
The two run off, down corridors. They start running down a hall when they stop, because there is a grunting noise. Harry pulls Ron into a doorway and a large, ugly TROLL thunks by into a room.
"This is where the troll got locked with me," Hermione muttered.
Mr. and Mrs. Granger were looking shocked.
'HERMIONE JEAN GRANGER! Why didn't you ever tell us?' Mr. Granger scolded.
'Sorry Dad.' Hermione muttered.
Harry: He's going into the Girl's Bathroom!
"What?" Ron cried. "We didn't figure out that it was the girl's bathroom until after we'd locked it in there!"
"You locked it in there?" Hermione cried with her eyes round.
"It was Harry's idea."
"But we didn't know it was the girl's bathroom! We did it to keep it away from everyone!" Harry argued.
'I guess.' Hermione nodded but was still looking angry.
Scene: In the bathroom, Hermione emerges from a stall, wiping her eyes. She stops when she sees something. The troll is standing there. Hermione backs up, into the stall just as the troll raises its club and smashes the top part of the stalls. Hermione screams. Harry and Ron come bursting in.
"The knights in shining armour are here to save the day!" Sirius cried. Hermione rolled her eyes.
'Men.' She muttered.
Women nodded.
Harry: Hermione, move!
The troll smashes the remaining stalls.
Hermione: Help! Help!
The boys start throwing wood pieces at the troll.
"Wowwwww, you're so helpful.' Hermione muttered sassily.
"Well, it's not what we did, so don't judge," Harry shrugged.
Both Lily Potter sr. and Molly Weasley looked red and shocked.
They started yelling at the top of their voices.
Others looked at them with wide eyes.
James sr. resumed the movie before they can continue.
The said women glared at him.
Ron: Hey, pea brain!
Ron throws wood and hits the troll on the head. Hermione escapes from the stalls to under a sink, but the troll sees her and goes to smash her. It cracks the sink and barely misses Hermione. Harry cringes.
'I was moving?" Hermione mused. "I thought I was just up against the wall the entire time."
"You were," Harry growled.
Hermione: Ahhh! Help!
Harry gets out his wand. He runs forward and grabs the troll's club, and is lifted up.
Harry: Whooa! Whoa, whoa!
He lands on the troll's head, and is hurled forward, then back, and his wand goes up the troll's nose.
Harry groaned at this.
Ron: Ew.
The troll snorts, and whips around.
Harry: Whoa, whoa whoa!
The troll gets Harry off its head and is holding him by one leg, upside down. It gears up its club and swipes at Harry. He pulls himself up, then down. The troll swipes again.
Harry: Do something!
The troll swipes again.
Ron: What?
The troll swipes.
Harry: Anything! Hurry up!
"You didn't need to tell me," Ron said. "I immediately helped you!" Harry nodded in agreement.
'They make me look useless.' Ron muttered angrily.
'You are not useless Ron.' Both Harry and Hermione said defensively.
Ron grabs his wand. Under the sink, Hermione waves her hand.
Hermione: Swish and flick!
'Ughhhhh I did that by myself. You didn't need to tell me.' Ron muttered.
Hermione said, 'Ron! I didn't. The movies are exaggerated.'
Ron: Wingardium Leviosa!
The club is lifted out of the troll's hand and hovers above its head. The troll looks up, confused, just as the club comes crashing back down.
Ron: Cool.
It hits the troll's head and the troll wavers, then drops Harry, who crawls away, and comes crashing down, hard.
"Ewww… the wand will just go further up his nose," Lily jr. said. She didn't like her father being in constant danger and went and hugged him.
Harry was surprised to see his daughter hugging him. But he hugged her back. After a while, Lily smiled at her father and went back to her seat.
Others smile at the sight.
Hermione approaches carefully.
Hermione: Is it...dead?
Harry: I don't think so. Just knocked out. He grabs his wand...which is covered in goo.
Harry: Ew. Troll bogies.
"Ewwww…" Albus jr. and James jr. said.
Suddenly, McGonagall, Snape and Quirrell come rushing in.
They all gasp.
"Perfect timing, Professors," Harry muttered sarcastically. "Just perfect."
McGonagall: Oh! Oh, my goodness! E-Explain yourselves, both of you!
Ron and Harry: Well, what it is...
Hermione: It's my fault, Professor McGonagall.
The teachers, and Ron and Harry, gape.
"We never thanked you for that, Hermione," Harry said.
Before they can thank her Hermione snapped, 'Forget it! That happened some 30 years ago!' and smiled.
McGonagall: Miss Granger?
Hermione: I went looking for the troll. I'd read about them and thought I could handle it. But I was wrong. If Harry and Ron hadn't come and found me...I'd probably be dead.
"Wait a minute…" Professor McGonagall asked. "That wasn't true, was it? You lied, didn't you?
Hermione bit on her lip and shook her head. Professor McGonagall sighed and shook her head.
McGonagall: Be that as it may...it was an extremely foolish thing to do.
Harry looks at Snape's leg...which has a large cut on it. Snape notices and covers it up, glaring at Harry.
Professor McGonagall: I would have expected more rational behaviour on your part, Ms. Granger. 5 points will be taken from Gryffindor for your serious lack of judgment. As for you two gentlemen I just hope you realize how fortunate you are. Not many students could take on a full-grown mountain troll and live to tell the tale. 5 points...will be awarded to each of you. For sheer dumb luck.
Snape and McGonagall exit.
'You get points for being lucky?' Teddy asked eyes wide.
Harry smirked at his godson.
Quirrell: Perhaps you ought to go...M-might wake up...heh.
Ron, Harry and Hermione exit.
The troll roars.
Quirrell: Ahh! Hehe...
Everyone groaned at Quirrell.
"Well, this story will be way better since we're friends now!" Hermione said happily.
'A start of a lovely friendship.' Harry, Ron and Hermione said together in a sing-song voice.
A.N. Hi, I am back! I did say I'd be back in 3-4 days right. Honestly, why are the movies so small. Ugghh.
Reviews:
Polarbear20000: I will continue! I swear. Even if it takes a year! And she might faint before that! Chamber of Secrets! Or Quidditch accidents. Those might make her faint.
Sweetlove25: Thank you. Glad you liked it. I'll have an intermission after every movie. And I'm doing great now.
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