Time Of Your Life

by xXxbloodyristsxXx

This is a parody fic I wrote while pretending to be Tara Gilesbie in 2011-12. I was about 13 at the time; hence, it's spectacularly unfunny. Still, some fans had been begging for it to be reposted, so here I am, almost a decade later, obliging. Alabaster Dark'ness Denouement Crimson Smith falls into the Naruto world. Goffic shenanigans ensue. Eye-bleeding spelling abounds.

9. Chapter 9

AN: hai every1! srry dis chapter iz a little late i wroked rlly hard on itt!1!1! hey i drew a pic of meh in ms paint nad i posted it az my profile pic wut doo u tink? o yah nd NO FLAMMEING K!

wen narutoi nad me got 2 ma apartmnet we sarted kissing. we made out. den he took of my leather bar and ma leather thong. den he put hiz boy thingy in mine and we has SEx. "oh eaba! aba!" he yelled

den i saw a snake on ma pillow nad i screamed "GETTITOFF!1!1!"

naruito tried 2 tsomp on it but it slithered away. den… it turned into orocheemaroo!

"taraba come wit me! u r a very powerful ninja nad i need u 4 ma expierments!"

i looked over and naroto waz frozen. "how did u do dat?"

orocheemaruu glared at me "dun ask stewput questions. come along"

den i noticed someting "OOEW U PERV IM NAKID!1!1!" i used da cheedoree on him nad he dissappeared den narurto unfroze. "were did he go aba"

"idk i cheedorreed him and he disapprearred"

den he looken at me "aba ur naked"

"o rite" i went in da bathroom nad put on a blak button up shrit wit bloodstains on it den a red mini nad black nee socks wit red skulls on dem. i put on a neklace wit a skull on it and i put ma hair in a messy bjun. den narotto sed he would make diner so i walked around konono

after a minute i bumped nto a boy "ops srry" i sed

"… no problem" he sed. i looked up nd gsaped!

his red hiar waz all spiky and kool. he wore tons of eyeliner so dat it dripped down hiz cheeks liek tears. he wz wearing red color contakts. his tatoo didnt say love nemore it sed sataan. he waz wearing a fishnet shitr under an evanescenze t shirt. he waz wearing blak skinny jeans and black convers shoes wit red skulls on dem. "hi im gaara wuts ur name"

"abslater but u cn call be aba"

"kool" he sed den he smilled at me sexily. (AN: no hez not in luv wit her hiell just be a boi beztie) i smeled back at him den we wlaked off chatting about goff tings. he told me he lieked da taste of human blood.

den… narotui jumped out form behind a tree!11!11 "aba ur cheeting on me!"

"no u dont understand!" i desperated

"i understqand enuff" he yelled den ran off crying.