(A/N: This is based off a Key & Peele clip. I apologize for using the character's names, but I'm using the ninja's names, which the teacher would mispronounce. This is sort of set in the movie-verse with a little twist)

The bell rung as the ninjas and the students sat down at their seats and a middle aged man in a white shirt, black pants and a light brown tie came up to the front desk. "All right, listen up, y'all." He said as the students turn to him. "I'm y'all's substitute teacher, Mr. Garvey. I taught school for 20 years in Stiix County, so don't even think about messing with me! Y'all feel me?" Some of them nod in reply. "Okay, let's take roll here." He picks up the clipboard with the students' names on them. "Nye-yah." Nobody answers and simply look at each other due to the confusion while Nya was unhappy at the mispronunciation. "Where's Nye-yah at? No Nye-yah here?" Nya raises her hand and clears her throat for Mr. Garvey to turn to her. "Yes?"

"Uh, do you mean Nya?" She asked.

"Okay." He drops the clipboard on the desk. "So that's how it's gonna be. Y'all wanna play. Okay, then." He threateningly points at Nya. "I got my eye on you, Nye-yah." He picks up the clipboard to announce another name. "Ka-e." Nobody answers and simply look at each other due to the confusion again. "Where is Ka-e at? No Ka-e here today?" Kai raises his hand. "Yes, sir?"

"My name's Kai." He said, attempting to correct him.

"K-" Mr. Garvey looks at the clipboard. "Are you outta your damn mind? 'Kai.' What?" He then threateningly points at him. "Do you wanna go to war, Ka-e?"

"No."

"Cause we could go to war."

"No."

"I'm for real. I'm for real. So you better check yourself." Mr. Garvey looks at the clipboard again. "Luh-loyd." Lloyd shook his head since he called him something his father would call him. "Is there a Luh-loyd?" Most of the class snigger. "If one of y'all says some silly-ass name, this whole class is gonna feel my wrath. Now, Luh-loyd."

Lloyd raises his hand. "Do you mean Lloyd?" He asked.

"Son of a bitch!" He raises his knee in anger to break his clipboard over it and drops it in anger before pointing at Lloyd in a threatening way. "You say your name right, right now."

"Lloyd."

"Say it right."

"Lloyd."

"Correctly."

"Lloyd."

"Right."

"Lloyd."

"Right."

Lloyd shook his head in embarrassment. "Luh-loyd."

Mr. Garvey held his arms out wide in a calm matter. "That's better." Lloyd scoffs in embarrassment. "Thank you." Mr. Garvey soon picks up the broken clipboard with the names on it. "Zhan-knee."

Zane also raised his hand. "In class today." He said. "But name mispronounced. It is Zane."

He holds a threatening finger at him. "Don't get me started, Zhan-knee!" He looks at the clipboard again. "Now, Co-lee." Cole was surprised that even he got his name wrong. "Where are you? Where is Co-lee right now?" Cole looks around, hoping no one would tell Mr. Garvey. "No Co-lee, huh? Well you better be sick, dead or mute, Co-lee!"

Cole soon raised his hand. "Here." He said. "Oh, man." He muttered under his breath.

Mr. Garvey turn to him. "Why didn't you answer me the first time I said it?"

Cole was soon confused. "Huh?"

"I'm just- I'm just asking you. I only said it, like, four times, why didn't you say it the first time I said 'Co-lee'?"

Cole tries to think of an answer. "Because it's pronounced Cole."

He turns to the desk and slid off some stuff in anger. "Son of damn bitch!" He turns back to Cole and threateningly points a finger at him. "You done messed up, Co-lee! Now, take your ass down on to O'Shag-Hennessey's office right now and tell him exactly what you did?

"Who?"

"O'Shag-Hennessey!"

"Principal O'Shaughnessy?"

"Get out of my damn classroom before I break my foot off in your ass!" Cole immediately ran out of the room as some of the students, snigger from Cole's immediate rush out. "Insubordinate and churlish!" Mr. Garvey soon picked up the broken clipboard to look at it. "Jah-zone."

Rather than correct him due to his rising anger, Jay complied and held his hand up. "Pre-sent." He said, copying him a little.

Mr. Garvey was lightly relieved. "Thank you!" He looks at the clipboard again.