You guys were talking about the Classic Bros being given different personalities, and I plan to give them some personalities that are different from the Modern Bros. I hope I'll make you all happy. :)
So… I hope this doesn't anger you guys, but I've heard about Nintendo's crazy chaos in 2020, and people are very unhappy, no, furious at Nintendo. From the Big House Melee and Ultimate tournaments getting cancelled by Nintendo, Splatoon 2 getting cancelled because of #FreeMelee (I don't blame the fans though, they did have a point), and the freaking limited releases to several games (Fire Emblem, Mario 35, Mario 3D All-Stars)!
2020 wasn't a good year for Nintendo. However I am still a Nintendo fan and I still love Nintendo. They may make mistakes, but I still love them. I'm not quitting being a fan of Nintendo, and I will still be by their side, especially for their franchises and games like Mario, Zelda, Smash Bros, Kirby, etc…
I know Nintendo can fix this, because they've fixed it in 2017 after their two bad past years (2015 and 2016). I know they got this in the bag!
Now enough of that, let's go to the reviews before I explode in anger.
mariobroultimate
Yeah, I decided that in a few levels, they could both fight some bosses together.
nintendoscript15
Thank you!
Nataly Guardado
Wart: Y-yes!
Me: I hope so, and it's okay, Nataly.
Amethyst Goldenwind
It's okay, don't feel bad. I'm glad you're helping!
Thanks!
Yep, SMB3 is coming up next!
StarlitDuck
I'm guessing that he… actually I don't know either. Logic?
I plan to give the Classic's some personalities.
Let's-a-go!
NOTE: Thank you, mariobroultimate for the SMB3 world suggestion.
[OST: Super Mario World - Forest of Illusion]
After a dangerous battle with Wart, the Classic and Modern Bros were back in the lobby. They were tired, while Classic Luigi glared at Classic Mario.
"Let me get this straight," Classic Luigi sighed. "We both battle King Wart with the Modern Bros and you, Mario, and I still don't get credit?! I HELPED THE BATTLE FOR TOADSTOOL'S SAKE!"
"Well at least you tried." Classic Mario groaned. "But hey, you don't have to whine about being the number one hero."
Classic Mario turned to his Modern counterpart.
"So what have you been doing in your Modern World?" Classic Mario asked.
"Saving the princess from Bowser." Modern Mario answered.
"Bowser? Koopa must have changed his name." Classic Mario sighed. "But who cares? Bowser or Koopa? They're basically the same, and we can defeat them!"
"I wouldn't be too cocky about it," Modern Mario replied. "Bowser may be goofy at times, but he is also pretty serious as well. He never gives up on these plans."
"Mama-mia." Classic Mario sweatdropped. "I wonder how you defeated him."
"Ah, you know." Modern Mario explained. "Ground Pounds, Wall Jumps, Backflips, Spin-Jumps, you name it."
Classic Mario was at first confused.
"Those are my new abilities." Modern Mario said.
"I would love to try them." Classic Mario smiled.
"I can teach you one right now, but I'll teach the others later." Modern Mario replied. "I'll teach you the Ground Pound, so watch and learn."
Modern Mario did a jump and crouched in mid-air, before using his rear end to slam into the ground.
"You would need to jump and crouch in mid-air, as well as use your rear end to slam the ground." Modern Mario continued. "This would be really useful to defeat your enemies and to reduce the damage on your falls. Why don't you try it?"
Classic Mario jumped up in the air, crouching in the middle of it like his Modern counterpart. However, when he headed to the ground, he ended up landing on his back instead of his butt.
"Ouch." Classic Mario groaned sarcastically.
"A little on the short side," Modern Mario sighed. "But if you practice more, you will get used to it. Now let's head to E. Gadd, we might be heading to another level."
"Alright." Classic Mario replied as they walked away.
[OST: Luigi's Mansion - Game Boy Horror]
They were now heading to E. Gadd with the Modern Bros, and E. Gadd's portraits were spinning around like last time.
"So where to now, E. Gadd?" Modern Mario asked.
"Looks like you guys might be heading to…" E. Gadd replied as it continued spinned before it landed to…
"Desert Land."
"This is going to be too hot for me!" Classic Mario complained. "And I just was sweating after that Wart battle!"
"Oh brother…" Classic Luigi groaned. "Okay, Mr. Complainer. If you wanna whine, you don't wanna save the Mushroom World."
"Fine, I'll go," Classic Mario replied.
"Let's-a-go, guys!" Modern Mario smiled as they all ran inside the portraits to Desert Land.
[OST stop]
[OST: Super Mario Maker 2 - SMW Desert Theme]
Desert Land in the Classic Universe was a hot spicy place where heat was extreme and sand dust was everywhere. Classic Mario hated extreme heat, and he arrived sweating.
"Why does this place have to be so hot!" Classic Mario panted.
"Because that's the desert for you," Classic Luigi replied. "Let's get going."
They both ran and found some Brick Blocks. Though something was off from them.
"Strange," Classic Luigi said. "These Blocks are not shining."
"What do you mean?" Classic Mario asked as took a closer look before the block jumped, scaring both bros. The block landed nearby, which was pretty close to him.
"Close Call, huh?" Classic Luigi sighed. "Those Micro-Goombas never g-"
"Naw!" Classic Mario answered. "I've faced worse! Let's jump on them!"
They both continued to run as they encountered more Micro-Goombas in the sand. A Koopa was walking nearby, and there was also a ? Block nearby. Luigi stared at the block.
"That Power-Up is mine!" Classic Luigi thought as he stomped on the Koopa and hit the ? Block to reveal two stars.
"Nope!" Classic Mario smirked. "It's ours!"
[OST: Super Mario Advance 4 - Starman]
They both collected the stars and became invincible. Knocking down the Micro-Goombas inside the blocks.
[OST: Super Mario Maker 2 - SMW Desert Theme]
Eventually, the invincibility stopped while they were running, and they encountered a Fire Snake that tried to jump onto them. Thankfully, they found a block and kicked it to reveal…
"Hey!" Classic Luigi exclaimed.
"Tanooki Leaves! I'm going to fly for days!." Classic Mario interrupted. He grabbed them to become his Tanooki Form, while Classic Luigi walked away. After that, Classic Mario swung at the Fire Snake to knock it out.
"That wasn't that bad!" Classic Mario smirked before he smelt something. "Why do I smell something burning?"
He looked at his tail and realized that it was on fire.
"Aw, fish fingers…" Classic Mario groaned before he screamed and ran around, all while yelling out:
[OST: Super Mario Bros. 3 - Athletic Theme (fast)]
"HOT! HOT! HOT! FIRE! FIRE! FIRE! BURNING! BURNING! BURNING!"
Meanwhile, Classic Luigi was walking on top of some small purple pipes. He saw some Goombas in his path and jumped on them to squash them. He suddenly got hit by Classic Mario and also caught fire.
"MAAAAAAAAAAAMAAAAAAAAA!"
Many of the Goombas were laughing at their misfortune to get "literally" fired.
"That's hilarious!" The Goomba laughed. "They've got fired! Literally!"
"Yeah!" Another Goomba giggled. "Our Koopa King would bawl in laughter!"
Unfortunately, as they were laughing. Both Classic Bros crashed into Goombas as well as many others.
"NEVER LAUGH AT US WHILE WE'RE BURNI- OW!" Classic Mario shrieked.
Meanwhile, two Piranha Plants were watching the Classic Bros running around in panic from getting flamed.
"Ha!" The Piranha Plant snickered. "Look at those Plumbers! Running around the sand screaming for their mommies!"
The other Piranha Plant looked worried.
"I wouldn't be laughing if I were you…" It said.
"Why?" The Piranha Plant asked.
It was revealed that they were running closer to them.
"That's why…" The other Piranha Plant replied as the two knocked them out and ran into a Pipe.
They were still running around after leaving the pipe, suddenly…
*SPLASH!*
[OST stop]
"Aaahhh…" Classic Mario sighed. "That's why I hate hot weather! The sun is always in my eyes!"
"YOU HATE HOT WEATHER?!" Yelled an angry voice that came from the sky, and a sun with an angry face came out. "HOW WOULD YOU LIKE IT IF I… BURNED YOU?!"
"No. We had enough of that for a day, Angry Sun." Classic Mario replied. "How about you just leave and let out the happy moon."
"GRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!" Angry Sun screamed as he flew down to the two plumbers angrily.
[OST: Sonic 3 and Knuckles - Carnival Night Zone Act 1 (fast)]
"RUN FOR IT, BRO!" Classic Luigi exclaimed.
"Maybe a little later…" Classic Mario replied. "He's not that close to us."
The Angry Sun got closer.
"Nope, still not close." Classic Mario continued.
The Angry Sun got even closer.
"I'M WAITING YOU SLOW SUN!" Classic Mario teased before Classic Luigi glared at him, forcibly grabbed his arm, and ran away.
"You better be more careful in the future." Classic Luigi growled as they kept running from the Angry Sun.
They kept jumping to avoid getting burned by the sun, and onto some platforms as well.
"HOW. ARE. YOU. TWO. SO. FAAAAAAST?!" Angry Sun yelled angrily as he splashed into quicksand.
[OST stop]
Meanwhile, with Classic Mario and Classic Luigi.
"Did we lose him?" Classic Mario asked.
"I think so…" Classic Luigi replied.
[OST: Sonic the Hedgehog 2 (Game Gear) - Boss]
"THINK AGAIN, TOILET TOYS!" Angry Sun came out with quicksand surrounding him, and he laughed loudly and evilly.
"HOLY PASTA!" They both screamed in unison.
"And that's why you should never mix the sun with quicksand." Classic Mario said as they ran faster. "Hey, look! A pyramid with a door on it!
He was right, a pyramid was nearby and it had a door.
"My pyramid!" Classic Mario squeaked as he ran inside with Classic Luigi. "Quick! To the door!"
[OST: Super Mario Land: Underground Theme (original)]
They slammed the door, and inside, the room had a lot of vases. There was also another door, so they ran and tried to open it, only to find out.
"Aw, no!" Classic Luigi sweatdropped. "The door is locked, and it needs a key!"
He looked around and saw a huge amount of vases.
"Quick! Find a vase! We might find the key!" Classic Luigi exclaimed as he hid inside a vase.
"On it, bro!" Classic Mario replied as he ran near a vase. "I hope they put lotsa spaghetti inside those vases."
He went inside it as the Angry Sun crashed and burned down the door.
"NOW WHERE COULD THEY BE?" Angry Sun asked as he burst through a wall. "I FOUND- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! MASKLESS SHY GUY!"
He flew away, trying to erase meeting that Maskless Shy Guy.
"So… handsomely strong…" Angry Sun whimpered as looked inside a vase.
Meanwhile, the Classic Bros were searching for a key inside a vase.
"So that Klassic Koopa decided to combine three levels all together?" Classic Mario sighed. "Man, he's so dumb."
They kept digging in the sand before they hit something. "
"Jackpot!" Classic Luigi cheered.
"Whatcha got there?' Classic Mario asked.
"A key!" Classic Luigi replied. "It has a red tint though."
[OST stop]
Suddenly, the vase shook harshly before a creepy mask with a red/white color and a creepy smile appeared.
"That's my keeeeeeey!" The creepy mask whispered.
"PHANTO!" The Classic Bros screamed.
"THAT'S MY PLUMBERS!" The Angry Sun yelled.
[OST: Super Mario Land - Boss Theme]
"THE ANGRY SUN!" The Classic Bros shrieked and they both jumped out of the vase and ran into the locked door.
"Quickly, you slow sleeper!" Classic Mario panicked as Classic Luigi grabbed and unlocked the door. "Hide!"
They both ran inside the door and slammed it.
[OST stop]
"I think that was a close one…" Classic Luigi sighed.
"Close one?" A voice called, sounding malicious.
"How close was it?!" Another voice yelled, sounding loud and scratchy.
"Can we make it closer, sewer sap?" A third voice asked, sounding deeper than the others.
"Who said that?!" Classic Mario exclaimed.
Suddenly, the room lit up and a giant red snake with three heads came out.
"Let us introduce ourselves," The snake head said with an evil tone. "I'm Slithery, the leader."
"I'm Screechy!" The loud voice called.
"And I'm Sneezy." The deep voice called wearing glasses before it let out a sneeze.
"In other words, call us Tryclyde for short." Slithery replied.
"What do you want from us, snake eyes?" Classic Mario asked sarcastically.
"We want you to step right up for a special surprise!" Screechy yelled.
"That is if you're willing to get…" Slithery snickered. "Toasted."
"We'll fight those toasty antics away, you stinky sneaky sticky snakes!" Classic Mario exclaimed as the battle began.
[OST: Super Smash Bros. Ultimate: SMB3 Fortress Boss Theme]
Tryclyde started to breathe fireballs at the Classic Bros direction, and they both jumped away.
"We need to find a way to defeat them." Classic Luigi said.
"See if you can find some Mushroom Blocks." Classic Mario ordered. "I'll think of something."
Classic Luigi walked off and Classic Mario thought of something.
"Wait, my modern counterpart taught me his Ground Pound attack," Classic Maio thought. "Maybe I should try it again."
Meanwhile, Classic Luigi was holding a Mushroom Block, and he tossed it at Tryclyde, which hurt the creature.
"AGH!" Tryclyde gasped as he and the rest of his bodies hid inside the sand. Slithery was speaking. "We need more fire out of our mouths! So I want you to ignite a lot of fire!"
"Got it!" Sneezy replied before he let out another sneeze that sent them out of the sand. They released a bigger stream of fire. Classic Luigi jumped away from the fire and behind the giant three-headed snake. Classic Mario was nearby him.
"Hey, bro!" Classic Mario called. "Check this out!"
Classic Mario did a jump before he crouched in mid-air and slammed his rear end on the giant snake. Classic Luigi ran to his direction as well.
"H-how did you do that?!" Classic Luigi asked.
"Modern told me about his new abilities." Classic Mario answered.
Tryclyde hid inside the sand once more.
"That's it, Plumbers! You have made me mad for the last time!" Slithery yelled as he and his other bodies jumped out of the sand angrily. "Now prepare for the most extreme heat you've ever experienced!"
He charged up a very huge and big fireball, and he spit it out towards the Classic Bros. The Classic Bros were surprised, as they never had seen a fireball that huge before.
"This isn't good," Classic Luigi shuddered. "What do we do?!"
Suddenly, after asking that, the Angry Sun and Phanto broke into the room, ready to destroy Classic Mario and Classic Luigi.
"And now…" Phanto whispered.
"IT'S EVEN WORSE!" Angry Sun screamed.
"OH NO!" The Classic Bros exclaimed before Classic Mario took a look at the fireball, then back to the two enemies.
"I might have an idea," Classic Mario smirked. "Hey, Luigi! Go long!"
"Go wha-" Classic Luigi was about to say something before Classic Mario ran to hold him and tossed him away from the Angry Sun, Phanto, and the Giant Fireball.
The Angry Sun crashed right into the Giant Fireball, which crashed into Tryclyde, causing the entire place to be brought into flames.
"Ouch!" Screechy yelped. "Impossible! We've been defeated again!"
"We'll be back, Plumbers!" Slithery screamed. "One! DAY!"
Tryclyde poofed away, and the Angry Sun and Phanto looked at each other accepting defeat.
"AW, HOT HAIRS!" Angry Sun groaned.
"Let's-a get outta here!" Classic Luigi exclaimed as he grabbed his brother's hand. The pyramid was now exploding in flames as they escaped out of the Pipe.
[OST stop]
After they escaped, the pyramid collapsed, successfully defeating the Angry Sun and Phanto.
Because the Angry Sun was defeated, the daytime turned into night.
"Wow," Classic Luigi panted. "That was a close call, and it's already nighttime?"
"We were in here for a long time, weren't we?" Classic Mario sighed.
"Not sure," Classic Luigi replied. "But we don't need to worry about that, because the flagpole is there."
They both jumped to it, and both touched the top, getting 1-UP's together.
[OST: Super Mario Bros. - Level Clear]
"Thank you for saving me, bro." Classic Luigi sighed.
"Well, thank you for saving me as well." Classic Mario smiled. "Normally I would be a bit more cocky, but I'm going to be thankful that you helped me escape."
They both ran into the castle as fireworks boomed, and Classic Desert Land was completed.
[OST stop]
[OST: New Super Mario Bros. Wii/2/U: Castle Theme]
Meanwhile, Tryclyde opened the door to Bowser's Castle and around the hallway.
"We better apologize to King Koopa!" Sneezy whimpered.
"Nah," Screechy replied sadly. "Let's just go to our room."
The snake tries to sneak past, before a giant Koopa claw grabbed them.
"Where do you think you're going?!" The voice called angrily.
The claw grabs Tryclyde's tail.
"Ah, busted!" Slithery exclaimed.
The claw pulls the giant three-headed snake back.
"W-We thought you were sleeping, o' Koopa King!" Screechy shuddered, as Klassic Koopa growled.
"How could I be sleeping when that dreaded plumber and his brother is saving the day?!" Klassic Koopa screamed.
"Well… we were trying to defeat them, but then the Angry Sun came along an-" Slithery tried to explain before-
"SIIIIIILEEEEEEEENCE!" Modern Bowser screamed. "YOU. ARE. FIRED!"
Modern Bowser blew a huge stream of fire at them as they screamed and slithered away fast.
[OST: Super Mario World: Valley of Bowser]
"Nice pun." Universi smirked.
"I didn't intend to make a pun, Universe-Girl." Modern Bowser groaned. "Now if you will excuse me, I will see how King Totomesu will handle those Modern… SUPER PESKY PLUMBERS!"
"You haven't said that quote in a while." Klassic Koopa replied. "At least you are aware of it."
"Can you be aware of your quotes as well?" Modern Bowser smiled. "As well as invent some new insults to throw around."
"I'm on it!" Klassic Koopa grinned. "They didn't call me the Insulting King for no reason."
[OST stop]
Mama Mia! This took a long time to write, but at least it is out of the way. Sorry if it took a long wait for you.
But I want to thank you all for reading this chapter, and until next time, see ya!
