Chapter 10: Zippers

A/N: Hey guys sorry for the long wait but Minor and I have decided a path for Pearl to take. 'Tis a path of treachery, and of ballbusting glory.

It had been a while since Pearl had to suck Andy's toes and having spent the last few months in doors, she worked up the courage to stop browsing Tumblr and venture out.

"Looks…..safe." Said Pearl as she cautiously went outside, hands on her Nuts for protection.

Later that hot summer day, Pearl's balls were sticking to her thighs and needed to cool off.

"Damn it's a scorcher, roasting my chestnuts." Said Pearl, who looks at a store.

"Well I may not like consuming stuff but if it works, it works." Said Pearl as she bought a bottle of water and drank it.

"Mmmmmm that was…..(stops) oh what's this feeling?" Asked Pearl.

"Oh you gotta go to the bathroom." Said Lars who was the cashier.

"Okay, um… can I please use yours?" Asked Pearl.

"Employees only." Said Lars.

"Oh….wow I really gotta go, can't I just pee in the bushes?" Said Pearl and she had a painful look while doing the pee dance.

"Do that and you'll be a dinner bell for the cops, you pedo bitch." Said Lars.

"Shit what can I do?" Begged Pearl.

"Look for a nearby bathroom." Said Lars.

"Okay thanks!" Said Pearl as she hopped outside.

"You think she'll make it?" Asked Sadie, entering the scene.

"Meh, either that or something more shitty." Said Lars.

(Town)

From occupied to out of order, Pearl had a hard time finding a toilet.

"My… Shenis….Nuts….and bladder…..are on fire…" wept Pearl.

Then she found a public restroom and limped on in.

As she undid her zipper and answered the call to nature, she cleared her mind.

"WHEW! Now that the pain has subsided, I can go home and relax, my luck is changing!"

With the last drip, Pearl turned around and noticed a child.

"Hey little guy what are you…...oh." Said Pearl realizing her unit was hanging out.

The kid ran away screaming to his parents.

Realizing the huge shit she got herself into, Pearl frantically pulled her zipper up.

A LOUD zipping and squishing noise echoed through the bathroom as Pearl got the zipper caught on her junk.

A/N: Don't be like Pearl, always check before you zip.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!" Pearl screamed. As she stumbled out of the toilet and limped, each movement hurt her downstairs.

Several police officers could hear her in the background.

"Uh… Bob, am I crazy or is someone screaming in the bathroom?" Officer George asked.

"Sounds like someone is committing an act of pedophilia! Let's beat the shit out of the culprit!" Officer Bob yelled, being unprofessional but in a way even Black Lives Matter would understand.

The cops had unfortunately mistaken Pearl's cries for that of a little girl, which… actually wasn't entirely inaccurate given Pearl's personality.

Pearl then dove for a bush and hid as Bob, George and several other officers inspected the bathroom.

"Uhhhh… Bob, is this blood, piss, cum, or all 3?" Officer George asked.

Officer Bob couldn't tell, but he cringed upon seeing a reddish-white-yellow pool of liquid in the bathroom, the liquid having obviously been dripped out for a while.

"Goddamn it… the kid must have been taken with the culprit! We have to seek justice, it's our duty as police officers! This child rapist will be brought to justice!" Officer Bob yelled valiantly.

As she was leaving, Pearl came across a family having a picnic.

"Look, don't worry! I'm your friend!" Said Pearl.

Pearl forgot that her now-mangled junk was hanging out.

The family looked horrified.

The family's youngest son got curious and slapped the shit out of Pearl's balls, causing much more pain than usual since they were already stuck in a zipper.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH! OH MY GOD, WHYYYYYYY!?" Pearl shrieked in pure agony. She began to feel nauseous, like every nerve in her body was telling her to take a break from Life itself.

While on the ground in a horrifyingly painful fetal position, Pearl noticed she failed to cover her junk and tried to cover it as she got up and ran (or, limped in this case), the family screaming in terror.

As Pearl ran, every step hurt. Finding a tree she hid behind it.

"Okay I just gotta pull down and-"

Suddenly Pearl pulled the zipper but mangled her junk even further, like that retardedly designed animatronic suit from Five Nights at Freddy's.

"AAAAAAAAHHHHHH!" Pearl screamed.

The pain was so great, Pearl's life flashed before her eyes: Fetal Pearl, newborn Pearl crying after getting a spank for a response, first words being "WUV TWUMP'S HATE" (The Diamonds were disappointed), Pearl losing her VCard to an old grandma like fat lady, staring in a shitty-ass SJW show and somehow also inconsistently Neo-Nazi show where Lapis is the best and only good thing about SU (well also Peridot and I guess Spinel, but that's besides the point), Pearl's nuts going through Hell, people singing "It's Over Isn't It?" but purposely butchering it to mock Pearl, and all other shit, Pearl had a vision: after recovering (and with more restrictions from her latest mishap) Pearl made a revelation: she had parents.

"Argh… FUUUCK… I need to get to a hospital." Pearl gritted her teeth.

Pearl began to slowly walk to the hospital, but was bumped into by a jogger.

"Whoops, sorry about that!" The Jogger yelled back.

"AAAAAAGGGGHHHH!" Pearl screamed in absolute agony, her balls and penis being twisted together in a bloody mess.

(Later, at the Hospital… )

Pearl is recovering at a hospital but is cuffed to the bed, no this isn't any BDSM shit, but rather a police action to keep Pearl from escaping.

"So the kid slapped me as hard as he could downstairs, I cried, and it hurt a lot, then I accidentally maimed it with the zipper and it all just sort of went downhill…" Pearl sobbed.

"Oh… did he slap it like this?!" Amethyst asked before slapping the shit out of Pearl's nuts.

"AAAAHHHH! THEY ALREADY ACHE FROM EARLIER, WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT!?" Pearl screamed, trying to get herself in a body position where nobody could slap her balls.

"Well… I guess she passed the reflex test." Connie's mom replied (we don't feel like saying her full name for this epic tale every time we mention her.)

Lapis, Peridot and Spinel rushed into the room wearing sexy nurse outfits. Lapis' boobs were exposed as always, Peridot's ass was out in the open and Spinel's pussy on full display, clit erect.

"Uhh Nurse Priyanka, could you please protect me?" Asked Pearl.

"Pretty hard to protect someone who stole my baby's virginity." Said Connie's mom, referring to Pearl Accidentally violating Said daughter.

"...Oh….shit." Said Pearl.

Steven entered the room dressed as a doctor.

"Sorry for earlier." Said Connie's mom for hitting his nuts in the last story.

"No worries." Said Steven as he groped her butt.

"Mmmmmm thanks for watching me while my hubby's away, after we torture this virginity stealing probable child raping cunt, I'll give you your friends there some "check ups." Said Connie's Mom.

"That would be lovely." Replied Steven.

Connie's Mom opened an armory filled with nightmarish tools, as if they were designed to maim and torture.

"Thanks Priyanka." Said Steven. (Okay maybe this one time we call her name.)

"Anytime, Stud." Said Connie's Mom.

Steven ripped Pearl's blanket off showing her twitching, shaking chode… no homo.

"Steven…...what are you doing with that scalpel….?"

Steven then fucking flung the spinning scalpel at Pearl's sissy schlong.

"AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!" Screamed Pearl as a good-sized chunk of it was cut off.

"Wow, I forgot how much fun it was to play 'toss the scalpel'! Just like those girls in latex did a while ago!" Steven exclaimed.

"Ahaha, I remember the security camera footage of that getting on the news… somehow that hospital didn't get sued for malpractice…" Connie's mom added.

Lapis, Peridot and Spinel hold scorecards with "11" written on them.

"Nice shot, though." Said Connie's Mom.

"Anytime." Said Steven.

Just then Peridot had an idea.

"Hey, we should do a project for my three-dimensional art class with Pearl's penis!" Peridot shouted.

"Great idea!" Lapis replied.

Pearl's eyes went wide.

"You know, maybe that one right-wing speaker made a decent point about defunding universities…" Pearl thought to herself.

Peridot grabbed the scalpel out of Steven's hand, making Pearl freak out.

"H-Hey! What are you gonna do with that!?" Pearl yelled.

Using her magnetism, Peridot angled the scalpel against Pearl's cock, squinting a bit to get the positioning right. Suddenly she sliced in, eliciting a scream of pain from Pearl.

"GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH! WHY THE HELL ARE YOU DOING THAT?! - I'M SUING FOR MALPRACTICE! YOU'RE NOT LICENSED DOCTORS!" Pearl shrieked.

"What, are you questioning my womanly medical advice?" Replied Peridot smugly.

"I… THAT'S NOT FAIR AND YOU KNOW IT!" Pearl screamed.

Ignoring Pearl, Peridot began to carve a Trump figure out of Pearl's healed penis. Pearl grit her teeth and howled in pain with every cut. After a few minutes, the sculpture was finished.

"My…..shenis…...is liberal…..not conservative." Wept Pearl.

"DON'T QUESTION MY EFFEMINATE ARTISTIC CHOICES!" Peridot scolded.

"Man, you're gonna get an A++ for that one!" Spinel chuckled, taking a picture to submit to the university's website for grading later.

"My Turn." Said Lapis as she stabbed Pearl's feminist chode with a shitload of syringes containing numerous painful toxins.

"OOOOOOWWWWW!" Roared Pearl.

"Don't worry they were clean." Said Lapis as she put the now dirty needles in a biohazard container.

"Thanks Lapis." Said Connie's Mom.

"Anytime Hun'." Said Lapis as she jiggled her bare boobs.

"If I wasn't in so much pain…...I'd honestly fap to that." Admitted Pearl as she looked at Lapis.

"Aw the bitch likes my boobs?" Said Lapis as she poured cream on them and licked, sucked and fondled her perfect melons along with her nipples.

"Yes, but the more I look the more it hurts." Pearl wept as she tried to get hard but was still recovering.

"Oh how about this?" Asked Lapis as she strutted up to Spinel and made out with her all lesbo style causing everyone in the room to cheer, Spinel kissed Lapis and her boobs.

"Shit plz, stop." Begged Pearl.

"But we thought you loved lesbian action?" Moaned Spinel in between scissoring Lapis.

"I do! It's just that being aroused causes more blood to go to my dick." Said Pearl as her dick was painfully erect and healed.

At that point both Spinel and Lapis climax, make out and giggle, this only caused Pearl to be more aroused but more scared of getting hurt.

"Poor Pearl, hope this helps." Said Spinel.

Then Pearl saw Spinel produce a cute box thinking they contained flowers.

Through all of her screams and groans of pain, Pearl mustered out, "Aw thanks Spinel, I'm glad you've finally decided to bury the hatchet….."

Much to Pearl's dismay, it was actually a very prickly cactus.

Spinel then whacked Pearl's already pained junk with the spiky plant.

"GODDAMN IT, WHY? HAVEN'T I SUFFERED ENOUGH?" Pearl wailed in sheer agony.

"NO!" Spinel decided, hitting Pearl in the stones again with the cactus and leaving spikes covering it.

"AAAAAAHHHHH!" Pearl howled.

Spinel whacked her nuts over and over with the pain plant, each whack causing Pearl's face to painfully contort.

"WAAAAAAAAH!" Cried Pearl as her junk began to look like a pincushion.

"Hey guys, check this out! I got it from a buddy of mine!" Steven shouted, holding a giant hammer in his hands.

Pearl's eyes grew wide as she noticed sparks of electricity coming out of it.

"I think it was called Milojinnigga, er… uh, Miloyjynirvana, something, I dunno." Steven explained.

A blonde-haired woman poked her head in.

"It's called Mjolnir, Steven."

Pearl beamed upwards as she saw that the blonde lady was actually Brie Larson. Pearl didn't care for the MCU aside from Captain Marvel.

"BRIE LARSON! PLEASE! SAVE ME!" Cried out Pearl.

"HEY!" Brie shouted, running into the room.

"Oh thank feminism! Brie Larson I love you!" Said Pearl.

"Do you have $1,000,000 and a nice trailer for me?" Brie asked snooty.

Pearl replied. "Well uh no….."

"Fuck this." Said Brie as she sucked a lollipop and flicked Pearl off before she left.

"…damn it. I wish Gal Gadot was here instead." Said Pearl.

As our Hero Steven lifted the mighty hammer up and powered it with lightning, the half gem's eyes lit up a light blue, and swung, whacking Pearl's head as a practice shot.

Pearl became dizzy instantly from this, and started rambling to herself. "Please Rose…dump Greg, go to the abortion clinic abort Steven…..ya don't know what kids are capa…"

This pissed Steven off, and he immediately hit Pearl in the nuts.

"AAAAAAH! FUCK! OOOOOWIE!" Cried Pearl as Steven started hammering Pearl's nads. To make matters worse, Steven was a master at Whack a Mole. With skill and precision, Steven went all Thor on Pearl's aching private's. (No not sexually but violently.)

After several swings, Steven fired lightning from his hammer at Pearl's crotch, causing Pearl to scream and pass out.

(Few hrs later.)

Pearl wakes up.

"Damn…..that sucked…..well at least this chapter is done." Said Pearl as her junk finished healing.

In typical jinx fashion, Connie's Mom showed up, with a canister of mysterious liquid.

"TIME FOR YOUR PENILE LIQUID NITROGEN BATH!" Connie's Mom shouted spraying Pearl's naked crotch with the liquid.

"AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH! WHY IS IT ALWAYS MY FUCKING GENITALS!?" Pearl shrieked as the cold seeped in, freezing her junk to a complete icy standstill.

Without a second thought, Connie's Mom pulled out a woodworking hammer and swung it at Pearl's junk.

"YEAAAAAAAAAHHHGGGHHHHH! I SPOKE TOO SOON… FUUUUUUUUUUCK!" Screamed Pearl as her dick and nuts shattered into countless shards.

Later that day, Pearl went to Trial again, was found guilty and had to pay huge fines.

(Home)

"Well, I still have some money left, better donate to Elizabeth Warren, she's a progressive who will turn things around." Pearl Said with a hopeful smile.

But as Pearl was about to donate, she got a message on her computer that Warren had ended her campaign. Without any refunds, of course.

Pearl facepalmed, but remembered something.

"Wait, that painful flashback at the hospital, I saw my parents, I should visit them!" Said Pearl with a smile, the pain in her Nuts subsiding momentarily…

Then she remembered that she still didn't have clothes on so Peridot showed up and kicked her Nuts with her limb enhancing boot.

"GAAAH WHY PERIDOT?!" Asked Pearl.

"Cuz I'm Peridot bitch." Said Peridot as she clapped her ass cheeks on Pearl's nuts.

"Defeated by Peridot's ass…" moaned Pearl.

"Yup like in the show minus that bs ending of me winning but you killing the mood saying everyone's a winner." Taunted Peridot.

"I…..remember…...well." Sobbed Pearl.

After that, Pearl got up and contacted her lawyer, seeing if there was a way she could visit her parents.

A/N: Yup, again sorry for the long wait but things are back on track.